I reference it quite a bit actually, though it's gone from "Super Secret Villain Lair" to "Secret Villain Lair" and now to just "Villain Lair"
And Mizal's actually the admin over there (Or rather she pretends she is, Axiom is the real one) so she's the one that invites people and yeah I question her choices as well. (And Mayana's been one of the better ones)
Doubting your credentials wasn't the intention of my message, for what it's worth you're pretty professional in your roasts/sarcasm, and that is something to appreciate.
Just the idea of staffing young people in a Villain's Lair makes me think that either they're down to their last legs (conscripting children and the elderly because they've burned out of service age recruits, like Germany in the final days of WW2), or that it's really just the Lair of the 'Evil' Knights Who Mostly Whine, Slay Snakes, and Don't Really Do Anything Really Evil. Assuming Steve's in the Lair (which I assume, given how much Mizal/Steve spills out onto the forums), I suspect it's more of the latter.
An alternate possibility is that the Lair is mature enough to have an evil mentorship program, which would be perfectly reasonable explanation to your induction, and elevate my respect of the Lair. Right now, the best analogue of the Villain Lair I can think of is the Springfield Republican Party from the Simpsons, doesn't exactly inspire terror.
Current active members: Mizal, Me, Mayana, IAP, Malk, Steve, Axiom, JJJ and Ivy (Though the last two haven't been around for awhile and Axiom barely even speaks anymore)
Here's a list of Mizal's recruitment program, if you can make sense of all of it be my guest.
Mason - Lol, boy did that backfire on Mizal. We all told her that was a horrible idea. Snitched to Bad Mod Kiel at the time which sparked the Great Rebellion of 2016 probably a little early, so maybe he was useful after all. Thrown out.
Thara - Bucky originally suggested her and she ended up becoming hated by almost everyone there, but I just thought she was misunderstood. Thrown out Self Imposed Exile (Believe who you want!), but in any case she moved on to a superior villain mentorship program anyway.
Wibbons - Actually was a pretty good fit, used to argue with Steve all the time. One day Malk demanded she be thrown out, Ax and Mizal didn't give a shit because she was being an asshole about cats at the time and nobody was around to defend her. Thrown out.
Bucky - This is the most surprising one who isn't there anymore, seeing as he was an original member. A series of disagreements that caused a permanent rift between him and certain members. (Not me though, for I am a people person) Not thrown out, instead he took self-imposed exile.
SkyTenshi - She was a bit boring and Steve hated her. Not thrown out, but she's seemingly disappeared from here as well.
Insanebutvain - Given how much of a wild child she is, she had a lot in common with Steve, who still hated her. She's possibly even lazier than Mizal, so she hasn't been around for quite awhile. Mostly talked about what recent STD she caught from whatever furry orgy she attended.
Ogre and Will - Actually I often forget they even joined. They don't pop up too much for obvious reasons.
Puddlebunni - Don't even fucking ask. Malk thought it would be funny. Glad I missed that one. I don't think she actually got thrown out though.
BlueSabere (Azure at the time) - Even Mizal has admitted this was without a doubt the most retarded thing they've ever done. I missed this one as well so happily I didn't get included in this retardation.
Briar - I suggested her, but unfortunately she's got weird hours, so when she's on, nobody else is around. She's always welcome though!
Quite the line-up.
Haven't interacted with Mason directly, so no opinion. The important question is whether ratting out the League of Evil put him in his own League of Evil, or just a league of idiocy. The answer is out there somewhere.
Thara graduated to a superior trainee program
WIBN makes coherent discussion, surprised she (he?) was given the boot.
Bucky's decision is surprising, didn't expect him to not be on the Round (or whatever shaped) table that there is
Seems Steve has an issue with everyone, which makes him fairly flat as a character template.
Perhaps Ogre and Will brought on to play the role of foil to Steve?
Puddle seems cool, no idea what happened there
The BlueSabere decision must have been Ford's randomness rubbing off on mizal
Briar's been offsite for a fair while in any case.
Was surprised to see 3J on the list and Sent and Seto not on it
I'm guessing we just have a little too much Kiel aftertaste.
I think with you, it's just that Steve and Malk just really hate you a lot.
Well, glad to know nothing's out of the ordinary.
Lol, i'm actually glad i'm not part of this. Sounds like i'd get eaten alive.
Damn, I sure did. Better add him in the current line up.
Fuck off, that was funny. Dude had no idea what was going on and we kept pretending to be different people.
Will has showed up even less than you have, so not really surprising that you've missed him. Sort of stopped altogether a long time ago.
Lol let's be real. Vain died of AIDS
Hmm, spotted my name, but I don't get the game. I feel like that one semi retarded Rainbowdash girl from a while back for asking this. but, uh, what is the Villian Lair? Sounds cool and I probably would suck at it.
Well whatever it is, Briar is cool cool and would probably be cool cool at it...if she ever appeared again....
EDIT: Okay now I know what the Villian Lair is!
EDIT EDIT: Wait...Is it that chat thingy that Malk wanted me on for some strange reason? I think I showed up once, confused and apparently too enthusiastic. What's up with Malk, anyways? His pic from the selfie thread haunts me.
Puddle's account of the place makes it sound like Malk lured her in with candy, drugged her and then dumped her back home with no recollection of the place until I brought it up that she was actually there once. Lol.
You were one of the less annoying forum members so I invited you. Don't feel too good about yourself; Mason also got an invite.
Hold up, someone actually wrote a story, JUST about masturbating? That wasn't just part of it, but the entire thing was just...? Wow.
That was AYT who did that story.
And then it was even made into a storygame parody with members of this site.
"Many say various outside influences set Bad Mod Kiel's fall in motion, but the truth is the only one who set his fall in motion was himself."
I thought it was set in motion by Kiel giving Mod powers to a minor account. >.>
That's the story I heard.
Maybe it was fake news?
He had also begun furiously humping everything in sight during that time as well.
Eh, I wouldn't say "furiously" humping...
“When times got hard in the land of CYStia, instead of helping with the defenses, Bad Mod Kiel would furiously rut with young tribe members in front of an audience instead.”
We've got an entire prophecy written here.
BHB is Berka's Lair. Totally different set of members and personalities.
And if you believe an old member by the name of James, the whole reason BHB was invented was to torment him.
Its strange to receive insults from someone who's only form of learning about social interactions is from TvTropes.
Wait a minute, I must defend my good name. At the time I hardly joined anyway because that place was maze-like to use on my device anyway. I believe that I joined a whopping two times and the second time Steve kicked me or something and I didn't bother joining back because at the time it was full of dull whining about abuse from Bad Touch Kiel.
So just change it to self-imposed exile or something.
Sure, sure, you chose to left. Whatever you say, darling.
I know that you miss me... because it seems I left quite an impression on your hearts the two times I've been there. Don't worry, you're always welcome to send me a random message about the miscellaneous whenever you need your fix.
I'm sure she chose to leaf, despite this club sounding fantastick. It sounds like the sys-stem didn't work out too well, and when trying to join again after leaving, she wasn't treeted very well and got kicked out. At least that's how I think it wood go down.
Well you're incorrect and the puns were more cringy than usual today.
I'll be honest, I had not much of an idea what I was talking about really, I just felt like making some puns since i've gone a week or so without them.
Is that so? Well since you've been such a disobedient pet today you're going without supper tonight.
Again? I really need to learn how to make mindless puns in private.
It would be a blessing.
Only for CYStia. After a few weeks of saving up puns i'd probably have to go to a random pun website (if any exist) and kill everyone there with horrible puns.
Meanwhile, in the Hall of Doom...
Sounds like a crrraaaaazy place.
Yesterday Sentinel and Mattc joined the villain lair.
The flailing and bitching by Steve and Malk was glorious.
*wonders who Mattc is*
*looks up Mattc*
XD you guys gave the new member the ability to kick and ban?
No, Malk and Steve kicked and banned Sent for awhile.
Mizal gives everyone op powers that allow you access to everything though. (kick, ban, etc)
It's basically a libertarian society like Rapture.
Before or after the fall?
It's BHB's replacement after the CYS thread got nuked
edit: didn't realize this was a month old, lol.
I'd like to formally welcome the following people that have been invited to the Villain Lair (and in some cases back to the Villain Lair)
Mynoris (Been there awhile already)
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! (In a few days)
I did invite Zag and I think Chris is dead.
I'll invite Crescent though.
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
I'd rather go to Ford's autistic discord than back there.
Happy New Year's to you and everyone that scrolls down and happens to see this post in this here thread.
it's not new years you dumb bitch
It'll be soon, although I didn't think I'd have to be more specific in this instance since I didn't think this was a difficult post I was making. But I almost forgot that the source of this post is coming from someone that unironically liked The Last Jedi.
At least it is my hope that it was ironically and not the former.
That place was awkward to use on mobile, and even though I got a new phone by this point I doubt that it would be hypothetically easier.
But I must admit that I had to rock myself to sleep that one time I had gotten kicked. I was so saddened (not to mention traumatized) that I didn't even want to go back. D:
Can confirm, still very awkward.
Out of curiosity...why? It's not SO bad. Maybe. Possibly.
Why did your husband leave you again? It wasn't the weird eye-selfies, no?
I left him because he threatened to take away our son.
Ooooh, mothers are pretty amazing.
And to answer your question since you were kind enough to answer mine... No, that place isn't bad at all. The list above is rather interesting, though.
I don't know how kind it was; just saying the truth. Though technically I left him twice, both times because he wasn't being a considerate partner or father.
I really don't understand you much at all. You are fairly unfathomable.
I think Ford wants you to be his mommy to appease his mother fetish.
Bad Touch Kiel truly was known for his impeccable thrusting, so it's no wonder why you're still hung up on him.
I'm sure both of us typed these things before.
Either some new forum drama with an earth shattering revelation has to happen, or we'll be doomed to repeat repetitive statements until the end of time.
Or maybe I should actually leave a comment on a newly published storygame... Maybe. I'm so tired from working tho.
Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Just saw this lol. :thinking:
Playing it straight, I was actually happy to be invited...once I assured myself it wasn't a trap. :)
I don't even know if I joined, to much code and buttons make my head hurt.
Were you umbridge?
Nah I joined as digit and then Digit01 with the second link.
I formally accept the invitation. Thanks.
Edit: Minor problem: I cannot be named "Tim".
Edit 2: what
Edit 3: i don't know what im doing
Edit 4: I guess I actually am retarded. Can't figure out how to make an actual account, let alone navigate the thing. That's too bad, I suppose.
But I can't close the window or anything. Because then it kicks me out of the server and I have to redo the name.
I think I did a thing.
Only a couple?
And don't blame me for Comply, Malk invited her.
Oh, also invited UndeadLover, because I feel the place doesn't already have enough madness.
Interesting though since I wasn't sure if Victim was going to show up.
Well burping is what Ogres do.
But, here's an inspiring quote from your favorite author:
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."
I don't know what I started. I would claim I'm blind but I think we already have two blind people here.
I'm certainly a twelve year old pervert, and Ford is an angel who asks nudes from people and who watches porn.
If your name is on this list, please be advised that I disapprove of this influx of questionable new people. If you're even slightly annoying, you will be banned.
Well, I don't really have a problem with Tim. He was just kind of caught in the crossfire. In a war, there will be casualties.
Seriously though, I banned a couple of people who didn't really do anything specifically to keep the flood of newbs under control. I'm open to unbanning them and introducing them slowly at a later date, pending a discussion about whether they're appropriate additions to our community.
Geez Ford, you got yourself banned already. Lol.
Well, it's now a total cesspool of autism and shitty memes. Grand job, End; you've ensured no actual conversation can ever be heard over the din of catfucking and Minecraft videos. Fuck's sake.
You were actually amusing, though.
tbh, this feels more like an invasion of rapidly-multiplying tyranids
Honestly, I was incredibly embarrassed for Ford. I mean, setting out to troll until you're banned is one thing, but asking all the women for nudes? Who thinks that's clever or funny in the year of our lord 2017? I feel like I just watched a toddler walk into my living room, take a huge steaming dump on the rug, and giggle like it's the height of comedy.
I mean, it accomplished the goal of getting him banned, but can't he at least put in more effort? Back in my day, when we trolled foreign IRC channels, we took pride in our craftsmanship.
Can I get that log?
That's too bad, I guess.
Oh shit whoops.
Lost connection and accidentally rejoined.
Better go uninstall the client.
Guess you're unbanned if you managed to log on.
Get it? Because head can mean the head of the penis, or like it can mean just looking around? I'm a delight.
Please disregard what I said earlier.
Wait... Nah, I'm still banned. But if I lose connection, I guess it's a thing I can do.
Think I'll just stay banned though.
I unbanned you. You didn't do anything, I was just blanket banning most of the new people.
Thanks. Nice place you got there.
Alright. Give me a bit.
I was quite sure terd was going to hit the fan at the villain lair when I saw EM's blanket invite. As it turns out, terd did hit the fan, and they received a blanket-guillotine experience. I'm glad I was not involved in this tumultuous occurence. :)
:/ It's alright. ^_^
BlackHawke or was it BlueSabere? They were also appalled and shocked by things such as porn.
Is it like a retarded person thing or something? I'll have to run tests, research, and perhaps several experiments on the matter later.
Nah wasn't Azure/Blackhawke/BlueSabre, Cookie was Dini apparently.
I'm aware that it was Dini. I was just searching for the correlation between past banned trolls and their shock at porn. Well, I suppose Dini was someone that was technically banned for awhile, so that explains some things.
I suppose I'll just be penciling in possible head trauma.
I asked in the five minutes I was there, but I figured I ask here as well. Is there a convenient way to use the chat on an iPhone?
What was the reason this time? Ebon asking for nudes too?
Nah, I’m no where near Ford’s level of degeneracy.
Would you look at that; I am banned. After I went and downloaded a client and everything. ‘Tis a shame.
Ebon, you're unbanned.
Ford, you're still banned.
That is all.
Crescent you're unbanned. Nevermind, you're still banned too.
Ford you're still banned.
Wow... What did ford ever do? Oh wait, never mind.
Yeah, kinda noticed just now haha. xD
But wasn't he the one that was complaining about all us new people? :/
I think she's being sarcastic.
I'm not worried about it.
I was the one complaining about new people. Malk hates you specifically.
He does?! D: What have I done to him?
I haven't seen any evidence of you being a problem, so goodness knows what Malk is thinking.
Leora, welcome to the Villain Lair.
Current Line Up
Bucky and Leora, you're banned.
He and Axiom had a...disagreement.
I'm black on the inside Mizal god don't assume my race
Probably the first time I'm glad my name is on a list.
... Well, technically, it's the Council of Six, and their 12 advisors and associates.
Or as they call them in Biker gangs, Prospects and Hang Arounds
What Tim said.
No you're not a member of the Council Ebon.
e: aw man
Updated the list.
Oh yeah, End wasn't on the original list. I forgot to count him.
I guess it's supposed to be 7 unless stated otherwise.
Woo, I feel validated now. I knew walking into the lair would make people remember I have a copy of the keys.
I really ought to write something substantial a couple times to level up from a hang around tho.
Being a Hang Around is cool, though.
Actually... I guess you're right. It is the separation with the smallest number of people, so it must be unique!
Just write a story to supplant one of Seth's featured games, it's what I did.
It somehow does not surprise me that Chris is on the Prospects section.
Soon, I will take over the Council and rule CYS with an iron fist.
I think Steve is far ahead of you.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, AYT.
You are absolutely welcome. Return to the depths of hell, feel free to climb the ranks.
My story is going to bury yours.
And mine yours.
That is yet to be known.
I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’ll lose to a furry story. Thank you very much.
Oh please yes, but why stop at five hundred. I’ll bet the rest of my points, so 754?. How about it? Willing to lose 754 points for some story about furries?
This is some high stakes gambling going on here.
I just made it for whoever does better in the contest.
Oh by the way, if you guys tie; you both lose 754 points.
Well, guess I better mark this bet down.
Well, I’m definitely going to enjoy winning this thing a lot more. Hope you know it’ll just turn out to be a repeat of our last bet. You know, where I completely destroyed you ^_^
Yeah, I was hoping you'd notice that. Glad to know you had the same opinion as me then. In any case I'm going to go write. I think I remember something about having a bet to win, and I can't leave that alone, or I might just lose.
Hey, remember when I beat you in a contest? good times
Hey be glad you’re not listed as a Hang Around, or one of the many derogatory biker slang names that they usually call women.
Fortunately unlike a real outlaw biker club, we’re equal opportunity.
He is still bound by petty morality.
Says the guy who is still bound by petty morality.
Funny enough Ug used to call himself "The dick of CYS" in his profile though even back in the old days, I never really got that impression.
Nowadays, he'd have to work really hard indeed for such a title.
Honestly, I should just put Wibbons and Mayana to round out "The 9"
Wibbons has got a featured story and he taunted Mizal about her dead cat once (Yes, yes, I know you don't like it brought up) which is pretty villainous.
And Mayana is self explanatory. (She's a blind monster that pretends to be nice to trick children and eat their eyes.)
EDIT: Promoted. Steve (And Ebon) can rant about it later and we'll all have a good laugh.
Besides, some prospect can always shoot Wibbons and take his place.
Killa called me that once. I hopped into the middle of a flame war and made fun of both people. One thing led to another and Killa said, "From this day on, you shall be known as the dick of CYS"
I was so proud. Added it to my profile.
Bucky, you're unbanned.
Patar/3iguy/Triclops welcome to the Villain Lair.
Laziness mostly. Patar was suddenly talking to me a lot in Discord so I just invited him to the Villain Lair so I could have less tabs open and not bother with Discord at all. Turned out to have the added bonus side effect though of pissing off Malk for whatever reason, so it's just as well as I did.
In any case, I would think it was obvious by now that the Villain Lair hasn’t had standards for a very long time.
I think Malk said he was going to invite Bluefur next. Stay tuned.
And as usual, Ford you're still banned
To give a more full story: Wibn suggested klam be kicked off in favor of Chris, so I argued for Wibbons being kicked rather than klam. You know, because klam is more villainous AND a better writer. Wibn was our weakest link, and thus the most obvious choice to be kicked off.
I would like to thank everyone in the Lair for my ascension. Especially WIBN, the poor bastard whose head I had to chop off to get this spot.
This is a pleasant update. Congrats to Chris who is much more deserving of the place than Wibbons.
Man, the old villain lair did have some funny moments.
Also Ford, you're still banned.
Wait what happened to Chris
Was that a discord thing or am I just dumb
He's dead for his own good.
Chris is experiencing technical difficulties.
Shut up fatty
I saw that second sentence and hoped he was banned from the site.