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Cry the penguin

14 days ago

Bi Mixed Female - Ace Mixed Female

Cry the penguin

14 days ago

And by ace you mean Asexual?

Cry the penguin

14 days ago

yeah I stole the conversion from the description bc I couldn't decide what to change

Cry the penguin

14 days ago
No, a highly skilled fighter pilot

Cry the penguin

14 days ago

I wish

Cry the penguin

14 days ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams, crystalpeng.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I detest how my name has been shortened to crystalpeng. please refer to me as literally anything other than crystalpeng.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
Can I call you fucktard?

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

"literally anything other than crystalpeng" is a long name. Do you mind if I shorten it to crystalpeng?

Cry the penguin

14 days ago

Yep, Crystalpeng, you can change whatever you want for this thread.  Dare to dream!

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

thank you for the encouragement but also...I don't want to be known as crystalpeng its weird

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
Krystulping

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Crystalpeng, don't feel bad about your username or how folks refer to you. It could be much worse 

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Yeah, you could be in a wheelchair.

Or worse... An Alb*nian.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Serbian, Albian, sounds all like Slav to me. Nah, try being a Belgian. Just by applying for citizenship will lower your IQ by half.

Not that it makes a lot of difference for you CrystalPeng

Btw. For one of the admins who will be reading this, it would highly appreciated if you give Cryzzelpeng AKA KingCP an achievement/penalty for this nonsense thread.

 

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
Kosovan

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
Would you prefer to be called 'peng'?

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I mean we could call her CP.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

no. please refer to my profile I literally changed it for this exact reason

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

please. stop calling me:

crystalpeng

fucktard

Krystulping

Crystalpeng

CrystalPeng

peng

CP

 

I have edited my profile in avoidance of this issue. however at this point this is out of my hands. 

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Crystalpeng,

I could shorten it to Crystalpen, kinda a writing thing perhaps...

 

you did tell us: "please refer to me as literally anything other than crystalpeng."

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
Crystalpen is a cute name, and she might as well start over this way to escape persecution.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

of all the names? crystalpen sounds nice

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Ok, Krystalpeng.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I kinda feel sorry for Crystalpeng, I wonder how many times I can use Crystalpeng in one single sentence.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Crystalpeng was whining about Crystalpeng's own username being Crystalpeng because people who were not named Crystalpeng were calling Crystalpeng Crystalpeng. 

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I also feel somewhat bad for Crystalpeng, but the only purpose of noobs is to be mocked.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

ALL OF YOU broke the rules. be condemned.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

But you only said not to call you crystalpeng, not that we couldn't call you other names. Then, later, you said not to call you any of the names on your list, and nobody called you any of the names that were on that list. Therefore, none of us broke the rules. 

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I do not even understand what is going on anymore-

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Well, I think you have been baptized as Crystalpeng for eternity.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

yeah. no comment.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
Ok, Typewriter

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I had to change my zoom to like 50 to see which comment you were replying to the situation is out of hand

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
But she’ll know, and that’s what matters

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Fuck off, Petrol.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

"Petrol" - nice

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Got it, Crystlpeng

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
You're just begging for it at this point, CPeng.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

That ones pretty good peng.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

you broke the rules

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Rules? didn't know we had rules?

 

 

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

ehh. I don't even know at this point.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
CrizzlePeng

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
CRY5T4LP3NG

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I will begrudgingly accept this.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

at this point should I just make a new thread of names? I don't wanna scroll through all the replies already on this thread

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

how did this lead to my baptization? Is baptization even a word? Am I even a word? Do I have a name? What has happened here? These are questions which can only be answered by poring over each and every reply to the original comment. The situation is out of control. Was it ever in control in the first place? I don't think so.

 

in short: what. why. how. sad face emoji.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

update: crocodile tears emoji.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

CP,

At this point you should just accept the name shortening. Once your username is shortened for quicker typing, especially if you state you don't like it, resistance is futile. It also helps to separate you from so many other people with penguin in their username. At least it's mostly been narrowed down to crystalpeng, crystalpen, or CP. I think the last one is the better one. There are a lot of worse things you could end up being called. You could end up being alpen, guin, stal, or crys. Those are just the most obvious ones I could cut from your name.

 Best regards,

 Yummy

 

Edit: Just noticed that you would prefer Crys. That was by far the worst in my opinion but you do you I suppose.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

at this point 'crys' is my name and my emotions

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
I personally like peng, I don't see why he wouldn't tbh.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Well, Peng is what we call Peng.

CrystalPenguin is a whole different individual and having the exact same name would get pretty confusing. So theres that.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
Ah, I guess that's why I like peng. Because I'm used to using it on the other peng. He splipped my mind haha.

Cry the penguin

12 days ago
Personally, Peng is one of my favorite names to throw around.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Funny thing is I was originally going to just shorten it to CryP.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
cut out "stalpengu" and we get "cryin"

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

like what I do while looking at this thread

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Ah, you should take it as a compliment that an entire thread has been used as a dedicated naming ceremony for you.

Most of us here are pretty lazy at typing in posts.  Im gonna guess that CP is probably how folks will refer to you, which is pretty benign.  And look at the bright side, it's way better than my stupid username that I am stuck with.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

You know what? It is.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I vote for CP

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Seconded

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
Thirded. Shouldn't have complained about CrystalPeng.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
aye

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
Fun thread, would read again.

4/8

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
I agree.

2/8

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Peak comedy. Thank you, CP.

3/8 to balance the cosmos

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

So we've decided on CP, yeah?

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

For the last time, Celicni, nobody wants to hear about your Child Porn. >.<

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

unfortunately.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Crizzal Pizzy in the Hizzy. ^_^

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
There it is

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

As catchy as that name is, wasn't the end goal to shorten the amount of time spent typing?

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I thought the end goal was to annoy the fuck out of crystalpeng.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago
Makes me proud to see so many overachievers.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I went through a lot of effort to get this poem from a bot. This is the closest to a nickname I will get from it.

Crystalpenguin, your shine is fake,

A facade to hide your mistake

A toy, a knick-knack, an eyesore too,

The sight of you, I can't endure.

They call you pretty, they call you grand,

But to me, you're a mere bland

A disappointment, a let-down, a shame,

You bear the name of Crystalpenguin in vain

So here's to you, Crystalpenguin, My feelings for you,

I'll not spin I'll call you "Faker" and "Pretender" too

For that is what you are, through and through.

I was surprised that it gave me something so hostile after so much pushback. It took a solid 20 minutes of back and forth.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

I am proud of you, Food.

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

this makes me sad to read-

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

it sure feels like it

Cry the penguin

13 days ago

Welcome to CYS, CP. At least the forum part. 

Cry the penguin

12 days ago

I make one comment and suddenly people are calling me all sorts of names

Cry the penguin

12 days ago
It's how we show we care...

...


...


Okay, it's what we do here.

Cry the penguin

12 days ago

yeah I've gathered that

Cry the penguin

12 days ago

And this is now the place where everybody knows your name.

Cry the penguin

12 days ago
Even if it is something like "crying tard peng", I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention

Cry the penguin

12 days ago

No, that about sums it up

Cry the penguin

12 days ago

This thread should be pinned in Newbie Central.

Cry the penguin

12 days ago

Last thing we need to have on the top of the noob page is CP.

Cry the penguin

12 days ago

You're right. First, we need to call the Admin Abuse Hotline!

Cry the penguin

12 days ago

yeah, showcase something called 'the ripple effect'

Cry the penguin

2 days ago
Commended by ISentinelPenguinI on 1/25/2023 7:38:38 PM

 

 

 

Cry the penguin

2 days ago

Beautiful! ^_^

Cry the penguin

2 days ago

It is time to make the full MTG: CYS crossover pack. If this has been attempted before please point me in the right direction. 

Cry the penguin

2 days ago

I think Berka and Sent made some Magic cards based on CYStian members, but the thread would require some deep forum diving.

Cry the penguin

22 hours ago
Commended by mizal on 1/25/2023 7:23:08 PM

Those cards need an update now that some of us are mods and therefore deserve the privilege of being completely fucking busted.



Cry the penguin

22 hours ago
Punching MtG players in the balls is indeed the only winning strategy.

Cry the penguin

19 hours ago

Too slow for standard unfortunately (those are the players who need their balls punched the most)

Cry the penguin

yesterday

Heck ya, that sounds awesome but I have no idea how to do that

Cry the penguin

yesterday

Just do what you did here but for all the main people on CYS. 

Cry the penguin

2 days ago

Hmm... looks tournament legal to me! Lol

Cry the penguin

yesterday

This could literally be an Un-card

Cry the penguin

yesterday

does -9 health mean the creature isn't destroyed until you heal it that much?