Bi Mixed Female - Ace Mixed Female
And by ace you mean Asexual?
yeah I stole the conversion from the description bc I couldn't decide what to change
Don't let your dreams be dreams, crystalpeng.
I detest how my name has been shortened to crystalpeng. please refer to me as literally anything other than crystalpeng.
"literally anything other than crystalpeng" is a long name. Do you mind if I shorten it to crystalpeng?
Yep, Crystalpeng, you can change whatever you want for this thread. Dare to dream!
thank you for the encouragement but also...I don't want to be known as crystalpeng its weird
Crystalpeng, don't feel bad about your username or how folks refer to you. It could be much worse
Yeah, you could be in a wheelchair.
Or worse... An Alb*nian.
Serbian, Albian, sounds all like Slav to me. Nah, try being a Belgian. Just by applying for citizenship will lower your IQ by half.
Not that it makes a lot of difference for you CrystalPeng
Btw. For one of the admins who will be reading this, it would highly appreciated if you give Cryzzelpeng AKA KingCP an achievement/penalty for this nonsense thread.
I mean we could call her CP.
no. please refer to my profile I literally changed it for this exact reason
please. stop calling me:
I have edited my profile in avoidance of this issue. however at this point this is out of my hands.
I could shorten it to Crystalpen, kinda a writing thing perhaps...
you did tell us: "please refer to me as literally anything other than crystalpeng."
of all the names? crystalpen sounds nice
I kinda feel sorry for Crystalpeng, I wonder how many times I can use Crystalpeng in one single sentence.
Crystalpeng was whining about Crystalpeng's own username being Crystalpeng because people who were not named Crystalpeng were calling Crystalpeng Crystalpeng.
I also feel somewhat bad for Crystalpeng, but the only purpose of noobs is to be mocked.
ALL OF YOU broke the rules. be condemned.
But you only said not to call you crystalpeng, not that we couldn't call you other names. Then, later, you said not to call you any of the names on your list, and nobody called you any of the names that were on that list. Therefore, none of us broke the rules.
I do not even understand what is going on anymore-
Well, I think you have been baptized as Crystalpeng for eternity.
yeah. no comment.
I had to change my zoom to like 50 to see which comment you were replying to the situation is out of hand
Fuck off, Petrol.
"Petrol" - nice
Got it, Crystlpeng
That ones pretty good peng.
you broke the rules
Rules? didn't know we had rules?
ehh. I don't even know at this point.
I will begrudgingly accept this.
at this point should I just make a new thread of names? I don't wanna scroll through all the replies already on this thread
how did this lead to my baptization? Is baptization even a word? Am I even a word? Do I have a name? What has happened here? These are questions which can only be answered by poring over each and every reply to the original comment. The situation is out of control. Was it ever in control in the first place? I don't think so.
in short: what. why. how. sad face emoji.
update: crocodile tears emoji.
At this point you should just accept the name shortening. Once your username is shortened for quicker typing, especially if you state you don't like it, resistance is futile. It also helps to separate you from so many other people with penguin in their username. At least it's mostly been narrowed down to crystalpeng, crystalpen, or CP. I think the last one is the better one. There are a lot of worse things you could end up being called. You could end up being alpen, guin, stal, or crys. Those are just the most obvious ones I could cut from your name.
Edit: Just noticed that you would prefer Crys. That was by far the worst in my opinion but you do you I suppose.
at this point 'crys' is my name and my emotions
Well, Peng is what we call Peng.
CrystalPenguin is a whole different individual and having the exact same name would get pretty confusing. So theres that.
Funny thing is I was originally going to just shorten it to CryP.
like what I do while looking at this thread
Ah, you should take it as a compliment that an entire thread has been used as a dedicated naming ceremony for you.
Most of us here are pretty lazy at typing in posts. Im gonna guess that CP is probably how folks will refer to you, which is pretty benign. And look at the bright side, it's way better than my stupid username that I am stuck with.
You know what? It is.
I vote for CP
Peak comedy. Thank you, CP.
3/8 to balance the cosmos
So we've decided on CP, yeah?
For the last time, Celicni, nobody wants to hear about your Child Porn. >.<
Crizzal Pizzy in the Hizzy. ^_^
As catchy as that name is, wasn't the end goal to shorten the amount of time spent typing?
I thought the end goal was to annoy the fuck out of crystalpeng.
I went through a lot of effort to get this poem from a bot. This is the closest to a nickname I will get from it.
Crystalpenguin, your shine is fake,
A facade to hide your mistake
A toy, a knick-knack, an eyesore too,
The sight of you, I can't endure.
They call you pretty, they call you grand,
But to me, you're a mere bland
A disappointment, a let-down, a shame,
You bear the name of Crystalpenguin in vain
So here's to you, Crystalpenguin, My feelings for you,
I'll not spin I'll call you "Faker" and "Pretender" too
For that is what you are, through and through.
I was surprised that it gave me something so hostile after so much pushback. It took a solid 20 minutes of back and forth.
I am proud of you, Food.
this makes me sad to read-
it sure feels like it
Welcome to CYS, CP. At least the forum part.
I make one comment and suddenly people are calling me all sorts of names
yeah I've gathered that
And this is now the place where everybody knows your name.
No, that about sums it up
This thread should be pinned in Newbie Central.
Last thing we need to have on the top of the noob page is CP.
You're right. First, we need to call the Admin Abuse Hotline!
yeah, showcase something called 'the ripple effect'
It is time to make the full MTG: CYS crossover pack. If this has been attempted before please point me in the right direction.
I think Berka and Sent made some Magic cards based on CYStian members, but the thread would require some deep forum diving.
Those cards need an update now that some of us are mods and therefore deserve the privilege of being completely fucking busted.
Too slow for standard unfortunately (those are the players who need their balls punched the most)
Heck ya, that sounds awesome but I have no idea how to do that
Just do what you did here but for all the main people on CYS.
Hmm... looks tournament legal to me! Lol
This could literally be an Un-card
does -9 health mean the creature isn't destroyed until you heal it that much?