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Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

It's time we got to the bottom of another mystery, Cystians! The questions EVERYONE's been asking, ONCE AND FOR ALL. I have compiled them all, into a big pile, at the cost of many hours and many brain cells, and if I don't get enough answers to make a funny chart then I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

WHAT ANIMALS COULD YOU BEAT IN A FIGHT!?

Post here when you're done so that I can verify that it is you

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

Hope you're satisfied sent

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

Question. Are these animals behaving like normal animals, or are they rabid animals that are all trying their best to kill you? 'Cos, I mean... If your goal is to make the animal run away in terror you pretty much just need to be in the same room as the mouse and it'll piss right off as soon as it sees you.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago
I am going with the assumption we've been summoned by a wizard, and are both very angry and blaming the other. If the animals aren't going for the kill as well it definitely would change some answers though. Killing a squirrel with your bare hands is a lot harder when it's actively avoiding you.

My question for Sent: Are we wearing a belt?

And if there's a "natural environment", does that mean there are rocks or trees, or is the use of those disqualified?

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

It's not a truly natural environment so much as a cube disguised as one. The rocks and trees are technically there, but inaccessible.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

I would say they start off pissed but would react like a normal animal after 5 seconds of you not hitting or messing with them. You start at like opposing ends of the cube.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

I did this instead of my homework.  

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago


Sent, I found the place where you dropped some brain cells.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

Never raising a hand against the noble capybara is a key component of Cyslam.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

Done

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

done

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

I'm just saying, my answers would be very different if there was a monetary incentive.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

Curious if you decided to kill the cats

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago
Done

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

done, you monster

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

That was painful.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

I am now becoming very suspicious of Sent's surveys.  

It seems like he is compiling a personality profile on all of us by asking us to answer what would otherwise be harmless or humorous questions. What reason would he possibly have to profile each of us? To what use will he put this information?  

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

I tried being as realistic as possible. I have an unreasonable about of information on this topic.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

I've done it.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

Donzo

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

HUZZAH CORGI CORDISON

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

Done

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

Done.

You are insane.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

I put some funny answers

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

You twisted man.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago
Answered. Looking forward to how this all plays out.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago
Done, grudgingly.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago
Times like this I wish IAP were still around.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

Why did I do this?

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago
Commended by ISentinelPenguinI on 3/21/2023 11:40:56 PM

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

HEY! GET BACK HERE WITH THOSE!

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

Lol she's even got George Clinton (Atomic Dog) and Kermit in the vehicle.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago
Fun fun!

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

I did my part.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago
I got to the dog one and now I need a break. Why did you decide to include so many similar animals?

Done.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago
Are we gonna get a results write up on this?

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

I was going to make graphs when I had a computer. But now that I'm trapped on the fucked third world version of the internet experience, no. I don't have it in me to finish this project on mobile. I'm not going to enter data into google sheets with a fucking touchscreen. This scientific endeavor has been sabotaged by the deep state.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

God damn it I was looking forward to this.

I can help you make really shitty charts by hand if that would be of any assistance in completing this.

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago

It would be less a matter of making really shitty charts and more the fact that it's hard to draw conclusions from diverse and nuanced data when the UI sucks for doing that and it's markedly slower to change tabs on mobile. I would need to compare everybody based on multiple commonalities in order to get this data to go from ugly bar charts that convey little conclusion on their own back to amusing pie charts

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM

one year ago
I don't know what I expected from the thread title, but this was not it.