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It's time we got to the bottom of another mystery, Cystians! The questions EVERYONE's been asking, ONCE AND FOR ALL. I have compiled them all, into a big pile, at the cost of many hours and many brain cells, and if I don't get enough answers to make a funny chart then I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

WHAT ANIMALS COULD YOU BEAT IN A FIGHT!?

Post here when you're done so that I can verify that it is you

Hope you're satisfied sent

Question. Are these animals behaving like normal animals, or are they rabid animals that are all trying their best to kill you? 'Cos, I mean... If your goal is to make the animal run away in terror you pretty much just need to be in the same room as the mouse and it'll piss right off as soon as it sees you.

It's not a truly natural environment so much as a cube disguised as one. The rocks and trees are technically there, but inaccessible.

I would say they start off pissed but would react like a normal animal after 5 seconds of you not hitting or messing with them. You start at like opposing ends of the cube.

I did this instead of my homework.  

Never raising a hand against the noble capybara is a key component of Cyslam.

Done

done

I'm just saying, my answers would be very different if there was a monetary incentive.

Curious if you decided to kill the cats

done, you monster

That was painful.

I am now becoming very suspicious of Sent's surveys.  

It seems like he is compiling a personality profile on all of us by asking us to answer what would otherwise be harmless or humorous questions. What reason would he possibly have to profile each of us? To what use will he put this information?  

I tried being as realistic as possible. I have an unreasonable about of information on this topic.

I've done it.

Donzo

HUZZAH CORGI CORDISON

Done

Done.

You are insane.

I put some funny answers

You twisted man.

Why did I do this?

HEY! GET BACK HERE WITH THOSE!

Lol she's even got George Clinton (Atomic Dog) and Kermit in the vehicle.

I did my part.

I was going to make graphs when I had a computer. But now that I'm trapped on the fucked third world version of the internet experience, no. I don't have it in me to finish this project on mobile. I'm not going to enter data into google sheets with a fucking touchscreen. This scientific endeavor has been sabotaged by the deep state.

God damn it I was looking forward to this.

I can help you make really shitty charts by hand if that would be of any assistance in completing this.

It would be less a matter of making really shitty charts and more the fact that it's hard to draw conclusions from diverse and nuanced data when the UI sucks for doing that and it's markedly slower to change tabs on mobile. I would need to compare everybody based on multiple commonalities in order to get this data to go from ugly bar charts that convey little conclusion on their own back to amusing pie charts