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6 months ago
... My panties are so wet right now. O.O

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5 months ago

I take full credit for making Briar's panties wet.

Anyway, I figured this would be the perfect Briar comment to start the new Interesting Comments thread.

Enjoy.

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5 months ago
Cherry picking Briar's posts for these threads has become one of my favorite traditions.

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5 months ago

I should really choose what I say more carefully :p

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5 months ago

I thought you were.

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5 months ago

hello motherFucker.. my raw Ass got finessed by ur quiz nigga watch the fuck out i lose one more time and its back to slavery for u

8/8

penis

 

This was on 1912 by kawaiiprincess. 

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5 months ago
Wow stargirl, do your parents know you use such language? Better wash your mouth out with soap.

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5 months ago
I'm just gonna carry over the special feature at the end of the last thread to this one.

Ford reviews Skybreak!



Now as End said, everyone was pretty shocked he even put in this amount of effort. How this has came about is that he had gotten himself thrown in the time out channel (as he will do), and I was like whatever, go review CYBERMONKEY to be freed.

It was then I discovered that unlike @Avery_Moore (who is yet to even rate it) Ford has already reviewed Cybermonkey! Another shocker!

So I told him to go review Skybreak instead, giving him a link to the LP thread and assuming he would just look at a couple of screenshots there and fake it. But he surprised me once again by actually downloading and installing Adrift and playing it for real, an experience I'm sure he's completely forgotten by now as well as the fact he wrote a review. Still, I'm...proud of him? And disturbed of course, but that's normal.

He was just feeling in a creative mood all around that day I guess:



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5 months ago


Corbin Zaugg on 5/18/2021 for Love SICK
Pretty good... nice and sexy

A man of taste.


Diane Barrie on 5/18/2021 for Survive the Zombies
the guy took his baseball bat with him at happened t that?

Indeed, what with him happened that is a question we all have that I'm not sure will ever be answered.



Name on 5/17/2021 for The Time Machine Episode 1: Time Travel
squirt gun pew pew now dog is wet haha

Ameliaaaa on 5/15/2021 for How much do I like them?
Im just testing dis out lolll tysm for adding in my ideas ??????


...the kids are not all right.



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5 months ago

Now that I've read the last sentence, The Offspring's songs will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

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4 months ago

I decided to break new ground in my life this evening by reviewing a game genre I've never reviewed before. Unless I did, in which case that wasn't canonical, this is the first time I've TRULY reviewed a fanfiction to the fullest extent of my power. I thought that I could offer a unique perspective on this situation as someone who has never watched a singular full episode of Dr. Who in their lives.

I can only glean what's happening in this story using knowledge that I've absorbed through cultural osmosis. Through memes and references, I know only about the ribbed salt shaker men, the evil C-3POs, the SCP ripoff, the smiling tofu people, and that ugly hydrocephaly child whose only apparent character trait is that he hates the moon.

Luckily, right off the bat in this story, I know that I'm in my element, however, because as soon as I get to page 3, there are statues that move when I blink. Naturally, my response is to immediately do the one thing those retards SHOULD'VE done in the show (unless they did, I didn't watch that shit) and kick its ass so it knows who's boss. Unfortunately I'm playing as a slackwristed soyboy who can't punch stone, so I immediately die. But then I went back and checked the other choices, and it turns out that I never actually had a choice from the very start. It's all instant death. Even choices that don't kill you are an instant loss. When I choose to go home instead of going on an adventure (Pro tip: If you don't have a plot in mind for a choice... Why did you make it a choice?) I wind up surviving, but it still isn't a valid ending and makes me go back to the previous page.

Did I mention that the death in this game is objectively the worst kind of death? If you're that insecure in your own writing (which, honestly, you should be, there aren't any paragraph breaks, I wouldn't even read any of this if I wasn't answering to higher powers right now) that you need to guide your players to a "real" ending before you can rate it, then maybe don't give me the option to die a 3-sentence death ON EVERY PAGE.

Also who the fuck are Rory and Amy? I know who the Doctor is, he's the funny french fries and custard man. But I don't know who Rory and Amy are. What is my motivation for interacting with them? Or the Doctor, for that matter. I guess we could be staying with these people out of morbid curiousity, but there isn't a lot of motivation for either choice (not that we really have a choice) on whether to go with these time travellers or not.

From my perspective as someone who isn't a Doctorhead (I assume this is the term for people who like Dr. Who) this all seems like bullshit. All the characters sound the same, there isn't really dialogue to speak of. The only option we're ever given is whether to participate in the plot. And if we choose not to, we die.

Some standout moments are Page 11, where even if we decide against all logic to refuse to tell the only guy in this plot who seems to know what he's doing some pertinent information, it even gives the temporary illusion of freedom by not killing us immediately. But then our choices are either "Cave in and tell him anyway" or "Remain silent and fucking die". This doesn't even change the conversation in any way, because the page that caving in and telling him takes you to is the exact same as the one that you go to when you tell him the first time.

There was even a branch immediately after that which also created the brief illusion of choice, but it all winds up with the same result. I checked each of the 1-2 page "branches", and it changes nothing notable. You are predestined to crash the ship and die in the dream. Is this the thing people keep talking about when they say it's difficult to write about time travel without invalidating free will?

I could keep going with examples, but I would just be a broken record. There is no deviation anywhere. No branching of plotlines. There is only one plot, with only two endings. I've checked every page, and it's all only "follow the plot" or "die/live immediately and go back". Your reward for following the railroad to the end is to pick one of two immediate 4-second endings. Maybe there would be something to this if I were a Doctorhead who understood all the references, but judging from the other comments, this is not, in fact, the case.

Frankly, I'm amazed that a story this awful has been up this long. Other than the fact that hardly anyone relevant enough to curate things actually bothers reading the fanfiction category for quality, I have no idea how this piece of shit game survived. And I mean that literally, it's a piece of shit. It's not worthy of being called an abomination, it's not funny enough to be a shitpost. The only reason this thing probably still exists is because it's old as shit and very few people read fanfic here anymore. It's time to stop this, we must bring this story to an end. It has escaped the clutches of damnation for too long. 1/8, I would give it negative 8 if I could.

— ISentinelPenguinI on 5/23/2021 11:27:02 PM

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4 months ago

I'm always impressed when readers put more work into their comment than the authors put into the game. ^_^

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4 months ago
I wanted to save it because Sentinel has a habit of only putting this kind of effort into reviewing games that are already on the chopping block.

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4 months ago
0k_rxs on 5/25/2021 for A Handsome Man
what the fuck.. they just met and now they are married? so rushed. i think we missed a few chapters sweetpeaaa....


Nice to see someone so sensible about relationships, I'm sure she'll...


https://chooseyourstory.com/story/~2e~2e~2ein-love-and-war

omg om go ogmo omgo gm gom gomg i loved this with a passion please marry me omg tyson is my bae i even drew him and im going to post it on insta omg i loved this too much for my heart to handle like have my babies pleaseee!!! insta- 0k_rxs you'll be able to see my drawing there soon :)

— 0k_rxs on 5/25/2021 12:58:16 AM

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4 months ago

... Maybe she means "Please marry me and have my babies after we have spent several years getting to know each other and developing a stable long term relationship?" ^_^

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4 months ago
JadeGreen17 on 5/30/2021 for Island Attack: Raid
I just got recommended this community by a friend. I just got my account. I'm a vetted writer but green to this site and this is pretty much sums up what this site is about for me. I see this is 9 years old but good work.



And that friend's name was betaband.

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4 months ago
This storygame is glorious! The grammar is amazingly correct! This is so good you don't even need quotation marks! It's so good that I don't even care that it's short! It's terrible. As a big fan of the maze runner series I know for a fact there is no "Mile-long straight that runners like to race on." Also, I'm pretty sure that Mihno does not give up keeper of the runners except to Thomas. Plus, WHO ARE YOU IN THE GAME EVEN? 1/10 — venyanwarrior on 11/28/2017 4:32:10 PM with a score of 0 Also, I forgot to mention, NO ONE IN THE GLADE CAN RUN ON TOP OF THE FRIKIN' MAZE!!!!!!!!!! If you had bothered to read The Fever Code, you would know that everyone in the maze has implants in their brain that stop them from climbing to the top because the walls are not really as high as they appear and you can't run on top of them because the implant in your brain tells you not to!!!! DO SOME RESEARCH!!! 0/10 view more... — venyanwarrior on 11/30/2017 1:26:09 PM with a score of 0

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4 months ago
We've all been so fuckin schooled on this subject now.

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4 months ago
He’s a Phantom Some of these old stories have haunting comment sections. Let’s take a quick look at the featured comments on Danny Phantom’s Adventure “Very well written, beautiful pictures, great story, plenty of choices and arcs. One of the better stories in the Fan Fiction category. It's a bit short, but I think it works well that way. If you'd expand on the background, with more descriptions on each character, I'd enjoy it even more.” - some admin actually, lol And “That was really enjoyable. The pictures were more that great, they were fantastic! The story was really well written, I liked the pacing of it. The choices were logical and easy to overcome, with some thought. Defiently worth every cent. “ - some guy I guess (Very promising. I’m glad only the very best comments get featured and that someone no doubt got points for suggesting these two gems. Let’s see what else we have.) I love your picture of Danny turning back to normal! you made him even more of a hottie than he already was! — Kris on 3/8/2006 3:17:22 PM with a score of 0 I've never heard of that show but I loved this game. Extremely well written and terrific illustrations! I spotted no spelling mistakes at all. That was awesome. — October on 11/2/2006 12:21:58 AM with a score of 0 October, Seriously? How could you say that. Never heard of Danny Phantom? So sad. it's not bad. Great pictures, but way too short. One of the best in the category though. march — One of the founders actually. Nay, didn't like it. Spelling errors. Quite linnia. Very short and weird. 1/8 — Tgetruegamer on 2/14/2013 2:30:21 AM with a score of 0 (I'm conflicted on who to believe here.) It was a little too small of a story but maybe I can help you if you want to write more if these. — rougue142020 on 4/1/2016 10:30:40 PM with a score of 0 (A very kind offer Rougue142020, but by now the author is probably more likely to be into erotic roleplay than writing more Danny Phantom fan-fiction. However, there is a market for the overlap.) Bruh, this was fucking dark souls epic but like can I fuck Sam plz? — Daquan on 6/6/2019 7:03:58 PM with a score of 0 it was too lewd 10/10 i loved it — beechunk on 9/11/2018 8:18:51 PM with a score of 0

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4 months ago
Seth went around featuring any "review" that was two coherent sentences strung together when that ability first went in. I've been removing unworthy comments as I find them, and what's left is usually on trash tier stories in categories that regular users never bother with.

They at least didn't get commendations for those since comms didn't exist back then.

Feel free to recommend any of them be taken down in the Risk My Attention thread, but we don't reward points for that kind of thing anymore.

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4 months ago
I see, so Seth's heinous legacy lives on. What dark times those were.

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4 months ago

This game sucks!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO IT GIVE ME $200 AND thEN sAY 0 DA FUQQ NIQQA

— SexyRatHole

 

Found this on My Vacation by AppDude27. 

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4 months ago
I was unaware that Niqqa was a word. Now I know. ^_^

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4 months ago
THAT WAS NOT FAIR! YOU EXPLICITLY SAID TO NOT GET DISTRACTED AND THE TRUE GOOD ENDING REQUIRES YOU TO BE DISTRACTED! THIS SUCKED! — Nigger on 6/6/2019 7:37:03 PM with a score of 0 That's on this joy right here: Spongeboy Me Bob

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4 months ago
Unfeatured Fazz's comment while I was looking at that one, although he might've said the maximum it's possible to say about such a game.

It's probably in line for unpublishing based on ratings soon, although there's nothing actually terrible about it. It's just remarkably underwhelming.

I'm probably being swayed by the presence of pictures though.

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4 months ago
And he couldn't even spell his name right. Where are the Qs?

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4 months ago
Quick question, do we want to clear out all these dumb comments from, "Nigger" that I've been finding, or shall we let them stand?

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4 months ago
I mean, I don't want to be known as a site that silences Black voices, even when we find them disagreeable.

It kind of depends on whose story it is too, End and a few others like to hang onto their troll comments.

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4 months ago
I cant... I just cant. So many HOLY **** and so will your gay monkey. I was laughing sooo...... hard. — kvill600 on 9/21/2017 10:41:58 AM with a score of 0

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4 months ago

What game was that left on?

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4 months ago
This...Relic There are a number of telling comments on it, due to its age.

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3 months ago
userdied on 6/28/2021 for Woban Island 
shit. Everyway you die


@Bill_Ingersoll

Is this TRUE???

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3 months ago

You better believe it. Shit is the cause of every death in that story.

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3 months ago

Eternal

This is the first Chooseyourstory novel I had ever read, and honestly, it certainly wouldn't be the last. I came to love how the characters interact with each other in a way that is almost natural, as if that's how they would act were they to actually exist. I didn't really like how the 'player?'couldn't interact with the events happening in front of them. It gives
off a feeling of helplessness, I find that I am sure some wouldn't like. That said this may be different from the COG that I usually play.

My overall experience with the game/story was positive, though I wish I had the chance to be on better terms with big ole Mistress, not because of the spicy shreks scenes that EndMaster had laboriously written, no, I had reread the path where *spoiler alert* Mistress disguised herself as Alison to have some 'night games' with the MC. While I do think that some people would think it's pretty fucked up, 'which it obviously is because that's the point, I think that it shows us an insight to how Mistress really feels, you know? Her love for lil Eternal boi couldn't be summarized better just by that scene alone. Err, enough ranting about my suppressed sexual desire and events that is almost unlikely to occur, let's head on to the actual rating shall we?

I definitely see why people praise it for it's elegant beauty. Though brutal might've been the better term, I really loved it and there were never any major flaws in the story, (lies, you get horny just by thinking about what the Mistress Romance Route would look like). Anyways, I hope that EndMaster is getting paid enough for this, because Jesus christ is his novel a work of art that I would display in the museum.

10/10 - Lore
HornyforMistress/10 - Characters
Intenseplotandsomeothershit/10 - Plot
Wouldplayagainjusttoseeotherepilogues/10 - Overall

Basically, a must read for anybody who doesn't live under a rock. (Patrick, you stay out of this one).

— Vodka on 7/4/2021 5:07:22 PM with a score of 0

I just want to say thank you to End for creating this amazing art piece of a story game. Immersive story telling, realistic characters that you don't want to die, especially by your own hands. I also wanted to mention how long it must have taken to complete this game. Love your works man, another victory for the EndMaster.

Too bad there wasn't enough smexy stuff with Semra. There can never be enough.

Is there an ending with Semra? The epilogues I get seem to hint on it.

view more...

Vodka on 7/15/2021 11:09:37 AM with a score of 0

 

You really liked Semra huh?

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3 months ago
There was a spicy Shrek scene? I think I missed that part. >.<

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3 months ago

In any case I'll have to remember to PM Vodka when my new story with Semra comes out.

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3 months ago
Wow, he even had to come back for more. Even native born CYStians aren't this dedicated. (To being horny.)

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3 months ago

Eternal

It's honestly insane how good this is, added by the fact that it's completely free. A must read for readers out there who loves emotional and touching story telling.

Vodka on 7/16/2021 3:14:24 AM with a score of 0

 

I dunno who this guy is, but he's on the right path around here.

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2 months ago

https://chooseyourstory.com/story/Blooded.aspx

Author of this CYOA is known to talk about defending Child predators with vigour, trolling and laughing and ridiculing child abduction on various servers. Honestly, wouldn't say if getting a drug test passed with flying colors is a higher bar than being a Aidungeon writer, i wouldn't say im surprised the person turned out such a huge and concerning disappointment and cp protector.
— Author is a person of concern on 8/6/2021 1:07:02 AM with a score of 0


There's quite a story behind this. But first, let's hear your own theories!

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2 months ago
Wow Mizal, this seems so funny and crazy, but I can't come up with any ideas on my own, what is the explanation here?

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one month ago

He is right that neither of the authors of that game could pass a drug test 

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2 months ago
BearBreeze on 8/19/2021 for Harry Potter: The Last Riddle
Pretty good but too much writing.Great for Harry Potter fans.

These kinds of comments will never not be funny.

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one month ago

MyVacation

This game sucks!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO IT GIVE ME $200 AND thEN sAY 0 DA FUQQ NIQQA

— SexyRatHole on 3/30/2020 11:07:02 PM with a score of 3

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one month ago

Me not seeing that someone else had posted this earlier in the thread.

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one month ago

Im gonna leave

 

Constructive criticism helps. 

The reason why they're "mean" is because they're giving their honest opinion about the game. Parents usually are not the best people for constructive criticism. 

And now you're going to leave because some people just said your storygame sucked? I mean, if it did suck, then they were just giving their honest opinion. But if it didn't suck, then just keep in mind that people are going to hate your storygame, no matter what. 

And plus, how are you going to improve if people just say nice comments all the time like "this is great!" or "nothing needs to be changed!"? The problem is that it's challenging to improve your storygames in the future if nobody gives you constructive criticism. 

Also, what was the point of this storygame? CYS is a writing community. Instead of writing this storygame, you could've just not come on anymore. It was that simple. 

1/8. 

— AestheticLlama on 2/4/2021 8:06:07 AM with a score of 0

 

The storygame has been unpublished and the author banned since October 2019.

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one month ago

AL has been missing for a while, hope they come back.

Also, appreciate the context, lol

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one month ago
I miss AL, and Briar hasn't been around lately either.

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18 days ago

J#%T on 10/1/2021 for 90 Minute Storygame: Prepare To Die

IT suck like hell It had only 3 chouses it sucked dog water nuts

 

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18 days ago
This guy from Spain by any chance?