you fat cunt you don't knwo me
*wipes tear* you're okay too, Mizal.
Mizal is Morgan's Mormon Double confirmed.
Don't jynx it, Mayana. This and a Steve apology for everyone are two big steps on the path to world destruction... Sheerly because it's shown that reality itself has clearly stopped giving any fucks.
I had a really good apology thread a while back, where I did a few paragraphs about why apologies were in order before asking you all to apologize to me.
I'll just take writing reprimands criticism for free thank you.
Sounds fun. But why would you spend sixty US dollars for that?
No, I genuinely don't understand. You just wanted to get into a big clubhouse of renowned writers? Maybe I'm just cheap, but I wouldn't pay money for that.
Good point there.
However, have you seen anything that I've wrote on this site? How about you shred all my existing work in the same manner the people on that past site did? Maybe it'll help you feel better.
See, the key is to never publish anything, read critiques everyone else makes, laugh along with them, and then publish something much harder to shred and pretend you were totally that good the entire time. As far as the record is concerned, you never learned anything new from anyone, you just made a mistake that can only be attributed to outside factors, like alcohol or unwashed hair.
I'm going to patent this method.
Do it, Sentsei. Lead us.
I would rather be ensalved in a sweatshop and be forced to write angsty teenage dramas for the Wattapad masses while being paid only in Greek currency rather then spend 60$ that could be spent on lotto tickets.
So what is this serious writing site with all the serious writers?
I could use a site like that.
Just because I'm a very serious writer.
Could you possibly share the site?
What are you, fucking gay?
I love you more, Mizal. ~<3
Are you drunk?
This isn't edgy. You're fucking fired.
If anyone is interested in what Mizal's crying about:
Prepare to be bored.
Mi cuerpo esta listo, senor.
Now that emoticon you just used is properly edgy.
How did you put emoticons in text?
Edit: Note, I am on an iPad, so is it even possible for me?
Not sure you're worthy of that knowledge, kid. Top secret wizardry.
But I need to use that emoticon for something...
Story Help section:
5 STAR TOP NOVELIST RANK 90: Can... Can someone help me with my run-on sentences?
5 STAR GOD TIER SHORT STORY WRITER: How do you dialogue!?!?! All of my people sound the same!!!!!!!! :(
God... Now I'm probably going to end up making a thread because of the sad.
God, you are such a flaming faggot.
D'awwww, this is adorable.
I just wish I wasn't an exception.
This reminds me of Cloud Atlas
Pfft, you think fanstory is bad? Try logging into the Choice of Games forums once in awhile. (Seriously, try it. It's a great laugh.) Here's an example of a typical conversation you might read from your average COG members:
Hi guys! I've just joined the site and I'm working on a game where you play as a young farm boy who goes adventuring with his pet dog Buster. Does this sound like a good idea for a game?
OMFG, this game doesn't give you the option to play as a non-binary, object-sexual otherkin hedgehog! I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED!!! I've flagged your post for being sexist, racist, homophobic and generally offensive to anybody with eyes. You should be ashamed! Educate yourself before you post anything ever again!!!
... I have no idea what I did! >.<
I got banned on COG for 204 years xD
I'm currently serving a couple hundred years, as well. I asked if otherkin should have human rights, and they banned me for trolling. Fuckers
That's a very specific number. What's the 4 for?
I think it's just an arbitrary number they pick over there.
Basically some of our more patriotic CYSers recently decided to troll the place a few months ago and got themselves lifetime banned from CoGraria (Unless someone is angry enough to live 204 years just to fuck with them again)
Then apparently one of their founders emailed me a polite statement about hoping that I would rein in some of our citizens because my words carry some weight over here (Glad the illusion is alive!) and peacefully co-exist since we're all "lovers of interactive fiction" and he apologized if I thought he was calling me a dick over there.
In the interest of diplomacy (And to provide less grief for JJJ for a change) I accepted his apology (I mean seriously, I'm not going to get offended at being called a dick. Lol) I told him that peaceful co-existence is of course possible. Since I'm fairly certain more than a few people here are jumping back and forth between the two sites and still buying their games on occasion even if they're mocking the CoG forums over here.
I mean hell, it's not like we're going to go bust up their place with jackboots and billy clubs.
I'm leaving my COG account to my descendants, and I will depend on them to troll COG in 200 years.
Lol, that whole Warlight incident was pretty funny.
If I had been an admin at that time, I probably would have awarded coins some points for being so vigilant of bringing the plagiarism to light since he was the one who discovered it in the first place.
Ah what the hell, I'll do it retroactively. He pointed out the Stormfronter on here too.
What is warlight?
Some site that runs a Risk/conquer other countries type game.
Basically, some fucktard on their forums was posting a path in Eternal and pretending he was writing it. Coins brought it to our attention and lulz ensued.
Their mods took down the thread and the plagiarist started going on about how he felt like a piece of shit. Lol.
well eternal is a good story. who wouldn't want to plagiarize it. you should feel honored, they say mimicry is the highest form of compliment.
Was that thread nuked?
Yeah it got nuked after the plagiarist got caught and his own thread deleted over there. Don't know why though, it was a great CYS victory.
Lol. I remember that. Many lulz! ... I really, really don't get the point of stealing somebody else's work for any non-profit reasons though. I mean sure, the guy would've gotten loads of compliments about what an amazing writer he was, but he'd be getting compliments for something he didn't write... So really they were complimenting you, not him. What's the point? >.<
Some people just have no sense of reality.
Some people just want props whether they did it or not. Just look at that professor they had teaching defense against the dark arts in chamber of secrets. as is the case with that guy most people like that are sad and lonely people.
this kind of gives me an idea for a story, though. warlight infiltrates cystia and steals a tomb of great knowledge from the all powerful necromancer endmaster. endmaster then leads an army of the undead, eternals, demons, and shadows and pillage and destroy warlight to get it back.
someone should write that. not me of course i'm still trying to write my first story.
They'd never breach the gates. Their idea of strategy is to charge more guys at something than the opponent has, nevermind any fortifications or landscape advantages, meanwhile we go on for hours in WW and CC threads about how best to survive a siege and fight a war. They'll try the hit-fast-hit-hard spam game, but you know what happens when you send massive globs of men charging down a single path towards a comparatively small amount of people with forts and siege weaponry?
2/3 of the big army's guys get killed by arrows, cavalry, and flying rocks before they even get across the field to the gates, and the rest get slaughtered by spears and swords. An invasion would never work.
thats why i said infiltration. infiltration is a small force sneaking in.
Risk players and small force is an oxymoron. To them, sending a small force to counter a bigger one that isn't an attempt to goad the enemy into spreading itself too thin is synonymous with defeat. The only mechanics they know are Big Force > Little Force, troops have a set K/D ratio, and nothing can be negotiated with things like "Strategy"
Exactly. The only tactic they have is to throw troops at the enemy. But we, being intelligent strategical, will be able to formulate tactis and drop boiling oil on their heads as they try and climb up our massive walls of text, that EndMaster will build using his storygames.
You've never actually called me any of those, but thank you.
Damn. I think this is the first time we've even talked to each other.
I mean, she's probably read from a distance. Just because she hasn't responded doesn't mean she doesn't know who you are.
Aww shucks, thanks Mizal! Now, how long did you say you have left to live?
How did I not see this until now?? Well, thanks for that. :D I can rest in peace now.
This was oddly nice of you but, thanks?
Yay! I am okay! ^_^
But... you aren't really a "kid". :3
Isn't he 19?
Well, I think mizal was addressing everyone when she said "kids".
Well, you are younger (and very playful and goofy), so I guess. :P
I'm not calling you mama. Or mom. Or mother. Or momma. Or ma. Or mum. Or mam.
Mommy, on the other hand...
Goddamit. I knew I missed a word.
I will, however. She'll be our elf mommo.
Mizal's old enough to be the mom for most of you lot on here anyway.
I'm no expert in pubescent development, but I'm pretty sure almost all girls aren't physically old enough to be a mother at eight.
"Ford, uh, finds a way."
We would never publish a game that includes or implies pedophilia.
Moreover, this is not the place to debate or discuss such things.
We take a hard line on sexual misconduct on these forums and in our games.
Finally, I'm now instituting a permanent ban on the discussion of pedophilia.
Oh well, that's fine. We don't want to limit or oppress people by the boundaries of reality around here.
ummmm could you not use caps like that???? i have ptsd from my mom yelling at me and taking my laptop and like caps are basically yellngi!
Mizal are you drunk?
Are you okay, Mizal?
No, you're drunk mizal, go home.
Mizal has always been nice to me. She even gave me some good pointers on a story... that ive yet to write. Of course its hard to be mean to a masochist.
Yeah, mizal has definitely been drinking a lot.
Or maybe it was a V-day thing.
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Wo?uldn't mizal be an illogical/unlikely member for that? She killed two snakes before, and they somehow kidnap her. Then, they expect us to believe it when she starts being un-mizal and immediately trust her. :/
>_> True... da mizal effect!
I am very easy to kidnap.
I'd think so, with you being around 90 pounds and all. That's why I carry a protective layer of blubber for warmth, weight and protection against mild puncture wounds.
It's one of the best decisions I've ever made. You on the other hand, I could probably have you ride on my back, and we could run through the streets vanquishing evil. Then, after I've gained your unwavering friendship, knock you out with chloroform and drag you to my cellar.
Gotta admit, that'd be a hell of a sight.
You know it, buddy.
I've always been black, Berk.
It was never confirmed before. You always described yourself as brown, which means you could have been Italian for all we knew.
Of course I guess if you had been Italian, you technically still would have been black.
I think the Swedes are the brown ones, End
I didn't even know Mason was Asian until he mentioned it in the racism thread.
Haha, no actually I'm American but of mixed race. Half Mexican, a quarter White and a quarter Black.
No offense was taken.
I'm the Taiwanese person you're looking for '^-^
Free hugs! Sweet!
Aw, shucks, you don't have to. You're welcome.