5/19/23
You travel 40 thousand years into the past and get to draw anything on a cave wall. What do you draw to cause the most hysteria when the drawing is eventually found in 2023?
kek
Burn
Be like the Maya's but better. Hope that this won't have a butterfly effect but:
Write some true predictions such as: George bush will beat algore by a narrow vote, Covid will come, Russia invades Ukraine.
Then write: Armageddon will come at the year 2025
To really fuck up their minds you could also write: the aliens are watching. Bleep bloop.
5/26/23
What’s the first sign that a movie is going to be bad?
Girl power or lgbtbbq.
This.
Guardians 3 was good.
It's a live action Disney remake.
When it's announcement for a reboot/remake of a barely ten year old franchise.
A sequel to a movie that was originally a one off.
Uh... Lord of the Rings, Schindler's List, Shawshank Redeption, The Godfather, Jurassic Park, Fight Club, Gone Girl, Room, Forrest Gump, The Princess Bride, Silence of the Lambs, The Shining, Jaws, To Kill A Mockingbird.
I'd alter history entirely ;~)
6/2/23
If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?
Giant footprints.
