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With the new pinning feature, there's no need to make any new Pit of SHAME threads. (Other than this one) This one can just be edited as needed!

Also not bothering with posting the fucktards that got themselves banned anymore since they already lost their chance at redemption. We do have the new "Triple SHAMED" category which does ban the slugs from most official contests. Redemption may still be possible, but highly unlikely.

Anyway here's the current list of losers who failed the basic task of submitting a contest story after they promised to work on one.

PIT OF SHAME
3iguy 
Acratios 
AllenKudzu 

AmazingAnimal5
AmazingSeastar 
AmritaB

AmusedSquid
AnimalAlien 

At_Your_Throat
Austinc 
Author4 
awesomeness12
AzBaz 
Bannerlord
bjhovey 
Blazewhisker 
BlueThread 
BryceTheJew 
Cat2002116 

Cerene
Cerracrossing

chumm
Claw2k11 
clockman
CockusBlockamus
corvus 

Creeoyice
Crescentstar 

curion
curtain64 

Cyclonis
Dezzo_lute21 

DingDongBells (KAE Interloper) 
DiniTheWizard 
Doodled 
DungeonLord

EbonVasilis
enfeite

EvangelineV
Everwriter 

FemaleWolverine
frank2 
Garrison_Bell

GigglyCactus

GreekMythologyGeek

hetero_malk
ISentinelPenguinI 
Jacoder23 
JCjr 
JeffreyJabs 

JJHunter
jordanvang 
Journeyman 
jster02
KingTrex3 
Kooky_von_Koopa 
Lancelot 
Liqquitty 

lopz66
lunamoonia1 
LuvLee
Mardox
Megumeme
Metal

Mista_Moose
NekoCat 
Neverland

Nightmace

Nightwatch
Novelist176 
Oraclemache 
Ozoni 
p1_tjc

Picaro
Providence
QingBo 
RainGem 
Raki 
Rathalon1213 
RealKurioslasoun 
RedComm 
resistor 
Reywalker786 
roffdoff 
Romulus 

sadboy23

Schmaltz
Seto 

Shadowdrake27
ShinobiKun 
ShowMeTheCode 
SixtySnakes 
SkullyZombies 
Slasher 
smalllovebirb

Sorbet
spacewinner 

Starborn
stargazer 

Suranna

SwiftStryker

TheLDMan

TheSandman
Thotfodder 

Ugilick 
unturned 
VainCorsair

Voldy
White_Rose

Wizzycat

WRenby

XIIIVampire
XNeoBurritoX 

yardbird

zamnzipzooey

DOUBLE SHAMED
corgi213

DarkSpawn 
Flamenod
insanebutvain 
Kwism1127 
 
MasonJarGuzzi 

Matthaeus
MinnieKing
Mr.Mustachio

PerforatedPenguin
Plelb 

pugpup1
Samyers0616

TheCanary

tmanaking
Wannabe_Human

Wildblue
Yellowbelly

TRIPLE SHAMED

bilbo

Derprussen

Lallafa

Orange

NINTH LEVEL OF SHAME

TheChef

And remember if you're on this list, you're still fucking terrible.

@bilbo @Orange

You guys really, REALLY couldn't have crapped out something on par with Engineered Desires? You really let the brony take a victory canter around the ring with THAT while you were content to put your accounts at risk doing nothing?

@AmusedSquid And YOU. How many times did you reassure me it was coming along and would be done? And your intro page alone was miles better than most of what we wound up with.

For real, what the hell happened with this contest? Only Chef and Peng have real excuses. Heck, Derp even lost his story at one point and had to rewrite it.

Turnout was so pathetic all around that I'm tempted this time only to offer an easy way out, but I'd have to see at least some token groveling from the condemned first as evidence you care. None of you have even acknowledged your failure yet and yet I know you were aware of that deadline flying overhead.

Very shameful, very sad

Ah, the pit. It doesn't smell good down here. Everyone said not to wear slippers while standing near the edge, but I was so curious why there were all those caution signs and, well, I can't change the past. More importantly, I read you're offering a way out, and I'm interested.

One expects the noise would be horrendous here, but all the ghouls and starving noobs appear to be sleeping. How long have they been that way? I can't seem to wake them at all. In fact, I think I'm the only one awake in the entire pit. There's a really crude dumbwaiter here, covered in such a mire of dirt that I scarcely recognized it. I hope the offering I found in there was recent, but in all likelihood, it's as old as the corpses at the very bottom of the pit. At least the pages looked neat.

In any case, I'm afraid this pen will run dry. Please, if you get this letter, respond! I'll also need a new pen and some paper.

Silence, I have more than enough of.

DOUBLE SHAMED 

mizal

It's our generation's War and Peace. 

Shame.

In three days the Pit will feast.

I sure hope so.

Well, it’s sure comfy down here, I see someone’s built a fort out of the dead bodies.

I’ll get out …in a bit, I guess. For now, there’s a one way ticket down a level too.(Not too keen on that choice, though)

@Cerracrossing
@corgi213
@curion
@lopz66
@Sherbet
@tmanaking
@Ford
@pugpup1

Those of you newly arrived in the PIT (for being terrible) might want to think upon the incredible reputation repairing affect that ratings and comments can have.


@Ford however will be docked points the next time he makes a monkey noise.

DOUBLE SHAMED 

mizal

You really came to the forum for the first time in two months to just post the same thing again.

His mom sure does though.

Yes :chad: 

NO

It's too bad that Sherbert guy got shamed, I wish him the best of luck with getting out of the pit.

Damn, I feel bad for him.

So uh, who is he?

*she

Shame

Shame. Even a four hour story could get anyone here out.

And this recent contest had the worst turn out in a long time.

Out of the 17 participants:

7 got SHAMED

3 got DOUBLE SHAMED, including Ebon who once again came out swinging at everyone and trashing talking only to get winded and pass out like a faggot long before the contest was even over.

And TheChef managed to get himself BANNED from all future contests with a TRIPLE SHAME!

At least I'm not these OTHER people, they sound awful. Shame shame.

Imagine not turning in literally anything for a contest. What a tool you'd have to be.

I'm terrible. :(

This thread is so much funnier now.

Wish I could remember where it was that Ebon was claiming he was going to usurp all the big writers of the last couple years and be the next Endmaster.

@EbonVasilis What thread did you say that in again? How's that coming along so far?

Of all threads he could have said that in, he chose a pinned one.

Ah there we go, thanks Mystic.

The ultimate goals is to be in the top 5 story games on the site. That, of course, means eventually competing with End and his story games. That likely won't happen for a couple of years, but on the way there are people like you, Mizal, and a few other lauded members. This contest is a good way to start down that road.

Well for one thing, where did he get the idea that I write? Shows how much he's paying attention right there.

Besides that, Ebon has fallen from middling heights and managed to become the poster child for talk with no action. And, dare I say it? He has indeed proven himself an empty blowhard and cringy self important faggot. The glory days of snapping screenshots in MinnieKing's server are long behind him.

Not that surprise comebacks are impossible for anyone, in fact I love that particular character arc. Maybe he really will pull off a turn to relevance someday. But all the best and most productive writers on the site got where they are by just...writing. Not standing around in the shadows of their own poorly constructed towers of shit talk until it all comes tumbling down. Build up to something to back it up with first.

We should be getting to those writing duels as well, given that it's January, but how can we if Ebon hasn't showed his face?

*sigh*

It's all good though, I got my bot privileges returned. To combat my procrastination, I resolve to output something by the end of 2022 as my new year's resolution.

17 new souls enter the pit and 5 of them just sink even lower into SHAME.

So many names. 

I didn't even know it was possible to sink lower than the third level of shame. There's gotta be some kind of achievement for this.

It wasn't originally, Chef gets to be the first one.

We keep Chef around because CYS might have its own fighter jet one day, and well someone will have to repair it.

@AmazingAnimal5
@At_Your_Throat
@Cerene
@Creeoyice
@Cyclonis
@enfeite
@EvangelineV
@GigglyCactus
@Heresy
@hetero_malk
@Nightwatch
@Picaro
@Schmaltz
@Sorbet
@SwiftStryker
@Wildblue
@corgi213
@DarkSpawn
@Matthaeus
@TheCanary
@TheChef

All of you disgust me.


@Paradox_4
@Ford

You two may have technically avoided the PIT OF ETERNAL SHAME, but your personal, lowercase shame remains just the same.

@EbonVasilis

You're so forgettable these days.

You and End are always on the same rhythm with these things.

I'm jealous. He also forgot about Ebob.

What a fall of grace for the suit wearing devil, Eb.

I was just going off the bolded list originally.

I wonder where the hell Soy went, once again he missed his chance to defeat his nemesis in a major contest just by showing up.

My parents figured out the internet contains porn, and things have been complicated ever since.

I'll get Ebon at some future contest he doesn't show up to.

Deeply sorry to hear your parents still continue to be Asian, but rest assured you are not alone in this struggle. In fact there are other Cystians in this same unfortunate state who have it even worse.

Can't really think of much useful advice to give. Have you tried being 18, or opening your eyes wider?

FREEDOM AT LAST.

:wholesome dog reaction: