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The Pit of Eternal SHAME

2 years ago

With the new pinning feature, there's no need to make any new Pit of SHAME threads. (Other than this one) This one can just be edited as needed!

We have the new "Triple SHAMED" category which does ban the slugs from most official contests. Redemption may still be possible, but highly unlikely. A NINTH level has been added for particularly hopeless cases (Mostly BANNED), along with the DETROIT level for Admins as the gods always need a hardercore level of punishment when they fuck up.

Anyway here's the current list of losers who failed the basic task of submitting a contest story after they promised to work on one.

PIT OF SHAME
3iguy 

4Sunny4
Acratios 
AllenKudzu 

AllMight

AmazingAnimal5
AmazingSeastar 
AmritaB

AmusedSquid
AnimalAlien

AssessYourAsses

At_Your_Throat

areyouready
Austinc 
Author4 
awesomeness12

AwritingHobo
AzBaz 

BalthusGreene
Bannerlord

BenCrucifix

betaband
bjhovey 
Blazewhisker 
BlueThread 
BryceTheJew 

bucketofknives

Capitalisme

CaptainFalcon
Cat2002116

Cats_R_Us

CavusRex (Songbird Vagabond)

Cerene
Cerracrossing

chumm
Claw2k11

CLiF
clockman
CockusBlockamus

CoolGuy69
corvus 

Creeoyice
Crescentstar 

CrypticCalipso

crystalpenguin

curion

CuriosityKills
curtain64

DBNB
Dezzo_lute21
DiniTheWizard 
Doodled 
DungeonLord
enfeite

EvangelineV
Everwriter 

evilsoap

FemaleWolverine

fresh_out_the_oven
Garrison_Bell

GigglyCactus

granolagoth

GreekMythologyGeek

imadgalaxy
ISentinelPenguinI 
Jacoder23 
JCjr 
JeffreyJabs 

JJHunter
jordanvang 
Journeyman 
jster02
KingTrex3 
Kooky_von_Koopa 

krieginphern
Lancelot 

Larry_Bombadil
Liqquitty 

lopz66
lunamoonia1 
LuvLee

Lux_Inferni
Mardox

meadowmellow (KAE Scum)
Megumeme
Metal

MintyRosedeer

Mista_Moose

MrAce321
NekoCat 
Neverland

Nightmace
Novelist176 

OatmealShenanigans
Oraclemache 
Ozoni 

Paradox_4 (KAE Scum)
p1_tjc

Picaro

prithvish
Providence
QingBo 
RainGem 
Raki 
Rathalon1213 
RealKurioslasoun 
RedComm 

RedOceans
resistor 
Reywalker786 
roffdoff 
Romulus 

SableFancy111

sadboy23

Schmaltz
Seto 

Shadowdrake27
ShinobiKun 
ShowMeTheCode 
SixtySnakes 
SkullyZombies 
Slasher 
smalllovebirb

Sorbet
spacewinner 

Starborn
stargazer

sunshineboi

SwiftStryker

TheLDMan

TheSandman
Thotfodder

TypewriterCat
unturned 
VainCorsair
White_Rose

WRenby

XIIIVampire
XNeoBurritoX 

yardbird

zamnzipzooey

Zweihanderr

DOUBLE SHAMED

DarkSpawn 
DingDongBells (KAE Scum)

elad771

Flamenod

frank2 
insanebutvain 
Kwism1127
MasonJarGuzzi 

Matthaeus

mazdark
MinnieKing
Mr.Mustachio
Plelb 

pugpup1
Samyers0616

TheCanary
Wannabe_Human
Yellowbelly

TRIPLE SHAMED

Alienrun

Cyclonis

Lallafa

Orange

snowfall

tmanaking

Wildblue

NINTH LEVEL OF SHAME (Don't bother joining another contest ever again)

Derprussen

EbonVasilis

SpartacustheGreat

Suranna

TheCanary

TheChef

Yummyfood

Antoinette390 (BANNED)

CaptainCool (BANNED)

Chris113022 (BANNED)

Heresy/SkorchedRat (BANNED)

Voldy (BANNED)

DETROIT

Ford

Nightwatch

And remember if you're on this list, you're still fucking terrible.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

2 years ago
@bilbo @Orange

You guys really, REALLY couldn't have crapped out something on par with Engineered Desires? You really let the brony take a victory canter around the ring with THAT while you were content to put your accounts at risk doing nothing?

@AmusedSquid And YOU. How many times did you reassure me it was coming along and would be done? And your intro page alone was miles better than most of what we wound up with.

For real, what the hell happened with this contest? Only Chef and Peng have real excuses. Heck, Derp even lost his story at one point and had to rewrite it.

Turnout was so pathetic all around that I'm tempted this time only to offer an easy way out, but I'd have to see at least some token groveling from the condemned first as evidence you care. None of you have even acknowledged your failure yet and yet I know you were aware of that deadline flying overhead.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

2 years ago

Very shameful, very sad

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2 years ago

Ah, the pit. It doesn't smell good down here. Everyone said not to wear slippers while standing near the edge, but I was so curious why there were all those caution signs and, well, I can't change the past. More importantly, I read you're offering a way out, and I'm interested.


One expects the noise would be horrendous here, but all the ghouls and starving noobs appear to be sleeping. How long have they been that way? I can't seem to wake them at all. In fact, I think I'm the only one awake in the entire pit. There's a really crude dumbwaiter here, covered in such a mire of dirt that I scarcely recognized it. I hope the offering I found in there was recent, but in all likelihood, it's as old as the corpses at the very bottom of the pit. At least the pages looked neat.


In any case, I'm afraid this pen will run dry. Please, if you get this letter, respond! I'll also need a new pen and some paper.


Silence, I have more than enough of.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

2 years ago
Tony's pleas have been noted. The rest of you can rot. In fact I'm just gonna go ahead and make it official, the following people can never enter a contest that Endmaster and I are involved with again, and thus are condemned to wallow in SHAME eternal: @MrAce321 @bilbo @Orange And this was after I was prepared to offer everyone who just got SHAMED in the Cyberpunk contest what amounted to a two week extension to save themselves. Zero communication since the deadline passed from any of them though, I guess they just don't care. Apathy is the only unpardonable sin. Really the only possible positive thing that can be said about any of you lot is that at least you're better than Bluefur.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

2 years ago

DOUBLE SHAMED 

mizal

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2 years ago
What can I say, we can't all write a masterpiece like Officer Dick Gristle.

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2 years ago

It's our generation's War and Peace. 

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10 months ago

I would like to post my very delayed groveling. I had just started teaching around the time of this contest and disappeared into a strange fog of grading papers that I only recently emerged from after burning out haha.

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2 years ago
Shame.

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2 years ago
In three days the Pit will feast.

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2 years ago

I sure hope so.

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2 years ago
Well, it’s sure comfy down here, I see someone’s built a fort out of the dead bodies.

I’ll get out …in a bit, I guess. For now, there’s a one way ticket down a level too.(Not too keen on that choice, though)

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

2 years ago
@Cerracrossing
@corgi213
@curion
@lopz66
@Sherbet
@tmanaking
@Ford
@pugpup1

Those of you newly arrived in the PIT (for being terrible) might want to think upon the incredible reputation repairing affect that ratings and comments can have.


@Ford however will be docked points the next time he makes a monkey noise.

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2 years ago

DOUBLE SHAMED 

mizal

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2 years ago
You really came to the forum for the first time in two months to just post the same thing again.

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2 years ago
At least he didn't make monkey noises...

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2 years ago

His mom sure does though.

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2 years ago

Yes :chad: 

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2 years ago
NO

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2 years ago

It's too bad that Sherbert guy got shamed, I wish him the best of luck with getting out of the pit.

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2 years ago

Damn, I feel bad for him.

So uh, who is he?

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2 years ago
*she

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2 years ago

Shame

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2 years ago
Shame. Even a four hour story could get anyone here out.

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2 years ago

And this recent contest had the worst turn out in a long time.

Out of the 17 participants:

7 got SHAMED

3 got DOUBLE SHAMED, including Ebon who once again came out swinging at everyone and trashing talking only to get winded and pass out like a faggot long before the contest was even over.

And TheChef managed to get himself BANNED from all future contests with a TRIPLE SHAME!

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

2 years ago
At least I'm not these OTHER people, they sound awful. Shame shame.

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2 years ago
I'm so upset at myself for not entering this one, I could've written something in one day and still beat Ebon if I'd only known.

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2 years ago

Imagine not turning in literally anything for a contest. What a tool you'd have to be.

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2 years ago
I'm terrible. :(

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2 years ago
This thread is so much funnier now.

Wish I could remember where it was that Ebon was claiming he was going to usurp all the big writers of the last couple years and be the next Endmaster.

@EbonVasilis What thread did you say that in again? How's that coming along so far?

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2 years ago

Of all threads he could have said that in, he chose a pinned one.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

2 years ago
Ah there we go, thanks Mystic.

The ultimate goals is to be in the top 5 story games on the site. That, of course, means eventually competing with End and his story games. That likely won't happen for a couple of years, but on the way there are people like you, Mizal, and a few other lauded members. This contest is a good way to start down that road.


Well for one thing, where did he get the idea that I write? Shows how much he's paying attention right there.

Besides that, Ebon has fallen from middling heights and managed to become the poster child for talk with no action. And, dare I say it? He has indeed proven himself an empty blowhard and cringy self important faggot. The glory days of snapping screenshots in MinnieKing's server are long behind him.

Not that surprise comebacks are impossible for anyone, in fact I love that particular character arc. Maybe he really will pull off a turn to relevance someday. But all the best and most productive writers on the site got where they are by just...writing. Not standing around in the shadows of their own poorly constructed towers of shit talk until it all comes tumbling down. Build up to something to back it up with first.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

2 years ago

We should be getting to those writing duels as well, given that it's January, but how can we if Ebon hasn't showed his face?

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

2 years ago
*sigh*

It's all good though, I got my bot privileges returned. To combat my procrastination, I resolve to output something by the end of 2022 as my new year's resolution.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

one year ago

17 new souls enter the pit and 5 of them just sink even lower into SHAME.

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one year ago

So many names. 

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one year ago

I didn't even know it was possible to sink lower than the third level of shame. There's gotta be some kind of achievement for this.

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one year ago

It wasn't originally, Chef gets to be the first one.

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one year ago
We keep Chef around because CYS might have its own fighter jet one day, and well someone will have to repair it.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

one year ago
@AmazingAnimal5
@At_Your_Throat
@Cerene
@Creeoyice
@Cyclonis
@enfeite
@EvangelineV
@GigglyCactus
@Heresy
@hetero_malk
@Nightwatch
@Picaro
@Schmaltz
@Sorbet
@SwiftStryker
@Wildblue
@corgi213
@DarkSpawn
@Matthaeus
@TheCanary
@TheChef

All of you disgust me.


@Paradox_4
@Ford

You two may have technically avoided the PIT OF ETERNAL SHAME, but your personal, lowercase shame remains just the same.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

one year ago
@EbonVasilis

You're so forgettable these days.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

one year ago

You and End are always on the same rhythm with these things.

I'm jealous. He also forgot about Ebob.

What a fall of grace for the suit wearing devil, Eb.

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one year ago
I was just going off the bolded list originally.

I wonder where the hell Soy went, once again he missed his chance to defeat his nemesis in a major contest just by showing up.

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one year ago
My parents figured out the internet contains porn, and things have been complicated ever since.

I'll get Ebon at some future contest he doesn't show up to.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

one year ago
Deeply sorry to hear your parents still continue to be Asian, but rest assured you are not alone in this struggle. In fact there are other Cystians in this same unfortunate state who have it even worse.

Can't really think of much useful advice to give. Have you tried being 18, or opening your eyes wider?

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

one year ago

FREEDOM AT LAST.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

one year ago

:wholesome dog reaction:

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

one year ago

It has feasted once more, but it shall never be satisifed. 

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one year ago

Shame on the ones who have been double or triple shamed. Shame. 

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one year ago

Wouldn't you think people would learn to not just to enter random competitions after the first time if they don't intend follow through?

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

one year ago

No of course not why would you say that

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one year ago
Everyone intends to follow through.

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one year ago
Oh, how naive. Yes, of course, we intend to put in an entry. Some just don't have the motivation to go beyond that.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

10 months ago
Does anyone happen to remember how I got on this list? I do just barely recall entering a contest once, but not which one it was and I must not have ever even started writing anything for it.

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10 months ago

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10 months ago
The me of a year ago was so retarded. I do not claim him. :(

But alright, new goal for the list.

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10 months ago

Good luck soldier

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one month ago
ebon has lost all reason to return and post once a year.

F

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one month ago
I don't think it's right that you mixed Coins in with the Mormons. I mean he's already getting banished to Mississippi IRL, isn't that suffering enough?

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24 days ago
Thank you for your sacrifice Alienrun, took the pit so me and Milton didn't have to.

The Pit of Eternal SHAME

24 days ago

We both humbly give thanks. Next time, I need to give myself more time to troubleshoot in advance lol