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Noob Census - Earn pointless points!

7 days ago
I need you guys to help me put together a list of accounts that have been recently active and show signs of activity such as forum posts or rating games.

Specifically, they need to belong to people who don't possess any of the following:

1) 300 points
2) 21 commendations
3) a storygames rated 4.0 or higher

I'll give 2 points for every name turned in, even if it's your own. Go ahead and @ them all so I have easy access to their profiles for verification.

This offer will be good throughout the month of December.

And if you know what this is for, keep it to yourself.


e: do a search for the names before you post them, jeez. In all likelihood, Gower already took yours.

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7 days ago

@Tim36D

pathetic as it is aside, I think you'll find everything to be in order

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5 days ago

I think you have a story game rated more than 4, if I remember correctly.

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5 days ago

I mean it's not my game, I'm a coauthor. I wrote one path.

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7 days ago

@poison_mara

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7 days ago

@LJacko

@Megumeme

@Reader82

@nyr0c

@Deer89

@AlKho

@Davefaster

@sersafir

@Camelon

@MicroPen

@iamgoingtoenjoyanegg

@Yasir256

@Patandjenfan33333

@Luciel707

@ArtsyGirl38

@Bella1963

@Cupcakitty_13

@enterpride

@Wildblue

@arbitrarybarry

@VainCorsair

@TheCanary

@TheDeadKin

@immortal112

@Benajah765

@Victim

@3iguy

@DarkSpawn

@NormPerse

@StupidManatee

@SpiderGlitch

@MrTrickyC

@GinzeeN

@73juxdruid

@325boy

@boiz

@Dragoon07

@LordOred

amusingly, @mazdark qualifies.  But an account made in 2016 sort of goes against the spirit.

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7 days ago
Excellent work. I don't even know who half of these are. Everyone else is really going to have to go out searching through the bushes now.

And a 2016 account definitely still qualifies. I didn't put a limit on reg date for a reason.

Not a NOOB

6 days ago

Gower! Get me off of this NOW! :-[

 

Not a NOOB

6 days ago

Why?

Not a NOOB

6 days ago

Because only noobs are on answered here and in any case I should be the one who states that I'm a noob, not you!

Edit: But I'm 10-years-old so your probable could put me on here even if I don't want to be on...

Patandjenfan33333.

J_Corp

jocker9911

JankenSpank

Fesdrw

nOoB_1123

Not a NOOB

6 days ago
Fail.

Trumetized!

6 days ago

 \ /

 ' '

/--\

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6 days ago
This is a bold assertion coming from the likes of you. What's your proof of this?

I'm not asking by the way, this is an order to turn over your identification papers and resume.

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6 days ago

hey, that's me!

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6 days ago

Oh neat I'm on there. Glad to know my digital soul's been harvested for points.

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5 days ago
Alkho is not a noob, he has a story with a 40k word count that would be rated a mid 5 at least if anyone would actually read it.

http://chooseyourstory.com/story/a-pixie-danced

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5 days ago

I'm reading it right now, and I'm planning on leaving a longer review about it. So far I think it's really, if a little confusing. The story should definitely have more reviews though. 

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5 days ago

Thought I'd be long forgotten by now, but it seems that even while dealing with real life duties the Great Food Hermit manages to shed cysnoobness.

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5 days ago
I don't know what this is for but I'm in the contest so I'll have a story above 4 soon.

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7 days ago

@pirate

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7 days ago
@Lucah
@DeadDreamer
@Minato

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7 days ago

I wouldn't count DeadDreamer; hasn't been actively rating or posting in a year.

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7 days ago
He’s logged in now.

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7 days ago

Hey, I'm just following instructions here:  " recently active and show signs of activity such as forum posts or rating games. "

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7 days ago
I think being logged in counts as showing signs of life.

@MeltingSquash you’ve been here for two years but don’t have a single forum comment or story rating. What do you do?

Same goes to you @Ragnar4008

@WritingStories

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7 days ago
There needs to be signs of interest in the site aside from logging in and staring blankly at a screen. If they're at a level of activity where they're indistinguishable from a person who has no account or doesn't actually exist, they don't qualify.

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7 days ago
Gotcha.

Edit: Gower beat me to it.

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7 days ago
@73juxdruid
Oh, ficking hell. Gower's got that one too
@Ballcall

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7 days ago
I think it’s funny that Dave is on the list.

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7 days ago
There are a few things on that list I find amusing

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7 days ago

@Chanbot is *so* close to qualifying.

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6 days ago

Yoinked

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7 days ago

@storm1993

@Pointy_Pie

@frankiehotdog

@lexibdavis

@Mystic_Warrior

@careers100te

@fafnirthewise

@caitelynn

@Liiv

@BrighamOlsen24

@InfinityMin3r

@Lucah

@Bob_The_Builder

@buzzcutravi

@Lordcarpark

@thisiskatcar

@Deer89

@BrandonMcPhillips

@Jacoder23

@roffdoff

@Nehal

@Stonezarcon

@lionothunder66

@AestheticLlama

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7 days ago

@MicroPen

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7 days ago
Gower already mined your soul for points.

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7 days ago

@fesdrw

@ancarro

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7 days ago

Not just people who lurk.  Actively rating and posting.

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7 days ago

Oh my apologies.

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7 days ago

@castorgreatpoetguy

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7 days ago

He was banned

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7 days ago

Ohhhhhh. I forgot about that.

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7 days ago

@73juxdruid

Edit: Never mind

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7 days ago
Commended by mizal on 12/2/2019 5:53:45 PM

"Now, here in the bush you got to take a machete, and really whack the hell out of the reeds and brush if you wants to find a real noob in their nat-yoo-rul habitat.  That there's a common 73juxdruid, go on and just toss that back.  You can see it's already been tagged.   Ooh, now, here's a beauty, a real mazdark, that's a vintage one.  You go on and toss that in the jar with the ether-soaked rag.  That'll look real purty on a pin in my study.

"So you got your lurkers here, just ignore them, don't even worry about stepping on them as you pass through here.  Down there, in the muck, you can find a few noob-thread posters.  They ain't good eatin', mostly.  You can toss a few in the sack, just to give the kids.  Here, look at the belly.  If they've got like three birthday points in a row you done know they're garbage, just toss 'em and keep goin'.  What you got there, boy, a Chanbot?  Naw, that's a mock noob, yeah, I know, I know, but we ain't licensed to take those."

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7 days ago
I laughed.

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7 days ago

Yeah, but aren't there bag limits though? And don't you need a special permit for the does?

Or are we just culling the herd here?

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6 days ago

Hi.

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6 days ago

Hi.

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6 days ago

This is an alt for my account @juse73x, but I lost that account's password.

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7 days ago
@keke246

Go rate a story to make sure you qualify. Mizal has potential plans for you, young Skywalker.

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7 days ago

@superninja rated one game.
@nOob_1123 is a very new lad. Hasn't rated anything, but he made a story. I mean, so have millions of other disappeared names, but hey.
Gonna quickly snipe @Davefaster as another technical applicant before somebody else notices.

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7 days ago

Unfortunately, I think Gower already took Davefaster. Nevermind, I was wrong.

 

And I would have been able to nominate myself not to long ago but I got above 300 points.

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7 days ago

Enter the contest and then enter

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7 days ago

I don't want to enter the contest. I will end up not submitting anything and then I'll be SHAMED. Not worth it for a couple of noob points. And also I'd be down to 350 points which still doesn't qualify me as "being a noob".

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7 days ago
Too many points is a problem I can fix for you.

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7 days ago
Actually @C6H8O6, consider yourself qualified on a technicality because 170 of those points are for ten minutes of clicking on another site. Your noobness still remains obvious.

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7 days ago

Yay. I remain a noob. Wouldn't want to confuse myself and then act above my station, ending in a ban.

 

That's what happened last time. Whoops.

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7 days ago

You are wrong about being wrong.  Davefaster is on the list, with Mystic_Warrior above.

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7 days ago

Oh lol. Must've missed that.

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7 days ago

Generally, I've been leaving noobs unharvested if they haven't done anything in a month.  I figure a month inactive is a bad sign.

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7 days ago

Well that's just fine... If you're okay turning down free points for stalking people!

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7 days ago

I have snooty standards in noobs.

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7 days ago

@MaximumPower14 is also a strong enough contender.
@Cyclone has more than 100 points, but only just barely.
I'm also going to creepily watch over @keirapop5 's shoulder in order to detect the exact moment they become elligible.

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7 days ago

I think you should reread Mizal's original post, re: number of points.

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7 days ago

Oh, wow! It's like a whole new world of possibilities has opened for me!

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7 days ago

Yeah, but some dude who hasn't done anything in a year like Cyclone is not worth the harvesting.

"recently active and show signs of activity such as forum posts or rating games."   I dunno about one game of RPS or Toggle.

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7 days ago

It's a well-respected cultural activity! We have a trophy for it!

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7 days ago

It's been a busy last year for me, lol. Not like I ever did much more than lurk though. Hopefully I'll do something soon though; I almost tried entering the recent contest but saw the thread after my favorite prompts were already taken.

If you won't harvest me then can I harvest myself?

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6 days ago
Well now that you've posted, consider yourself harvested.

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6 days ago

>_<

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6 days ago
I need you to stop posting in this thread now.

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6 days ago

No. 325boy!

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6 days ago

And DeathSword

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6 days ago

Please stop, posting it is starting has been pissing every single person on the site off.

But if you really want to get banned continue.

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6 days ago

Fine, I'll stop. But what did I do wrong?:(

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5 days ago

Being 12.

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7 days ago

@NoOne

I really shouldn't divulge where else I've seen this username, but trust me, it's funny.
Edit: Nevermind... NoOne! Go do something other than have a birthday! Quickly, before Mizal can check!

 

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7 days ago

Dave looked around the forest for something anything. He had come too late to the noob catching festival and was having difficulty finding an un-tagged noob. He had even seen a noob that seemed to represent himself. It too, had been tagged. By the professor

Professor Gower was what they called him, the greatest of the great, the legend of the legends. He had already caught multitudes upon multitudes of newbs. To the point where it seemed as if his Legenderyness tagged every noob in Cystia. 

Dave almost fainted overwhelmed by the power in the name Gower. He had to leave for there were sure to be no noob's left. He knew he was over classed in this census of newbs. He knew that he had come unprepared and late. He knew that he was a rookie in the land of CYStia, trying to make a name for himself carefully. Dave made up his mind; he was leaving. There was nothing for him in the vast noob jungle. 

Dave carefully trekked out of the jungle, making sure to be mindful of the venomous Lordcarpark's and Thisiskatcar's.

He had wandered for a few miles making his way back home. But alas, out of the corner of his eye, the disappointed Dave saw something an animal, a fellow adventurer. 

No, it was a noob, a plethora of newbs everywhere. Where was he, I must know Dave thought, he looked until he found a sign that said the land of the Fresh Meat, of course, how could he be so stupid.

Dave, in pure bliss, sprinted over to the newbs and tags hem with his junky mouse gun. He then proceeded to bag them with a tractor beam, and teleport to the Council of the Mods.

In the council of the Mods, he searched hurridly for the elven beauty mizal.

Finding her immediately. He humbly bowed before the beautiful elven Mod mizal, stupidly allowing his eyes to linger at her--no, just no--. She smiled at him with hidden toxicity, she remembered him, he had narrowly avoided banishment by the all-powerful Endmaster multiple times. He was a foolish adolescent, an idiot, undeserving of forgiveness.

 "Your noobs," she said, the two words commanding more awe than anything Dave had ever said.

"Actually, your majesty, the proper term is newbs."

Dave said, cowering under her glare. He cleared his throat.

"My majesty all of my noobs come from the land of the Fresh meat I bring you, @lightfrommoon4, @LitchKing, @dark99dark_cat, @redLightPrince33, @roffdoff and last but not least @storytime82128 " 

mizal looked at him impatiently, her gaze piercing his very soul. She then got up and left the room.

Dave sat in the darkness, sweating. It was now up to the Mod to decide whether they were valid or not.

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7 days ago

Forgot these guy's too, @Ama_ColorYOA, @Eviscero, @michaelhollo

 

Edit: Too lazy to edit out the links. 

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7 days ago
roffdoff has been tagged by Gower.

Figured I'd mention it.

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7 days ago

I don't envy Mizal trying to sort through this mess.

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7 days ago
I never realized Ctrl F was such esoteric knowledge before.

And I had not predicted that there would be tags with the intent to make unqualified scenery respond to qualify themselves, but I suppose I really should have.

I'll hand out the first round of points tomorrow, you all should've found all the current ones by then.

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6 days ago
He humbly bowed before the beautiful elven Mod mizal, stupidly allowing his eyes to linger at her--no, just no--.
THICC

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6 days ago
Commended by mizal on 12/3/2019 4:35:30 PM

Sometimes I wake up at night in a cold sweat, wondering what I have truly done.

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Hawt

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miz-mom CYS'cest R34 when

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@InfinityMin3r

Qualified on the grounds that he just messaged me.

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7 days ago

Frick, and I was furiously refreshing his points page, too.

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7 days ago

Already harvested by me.

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7 days ago
False. He was unqualified and visibly still is, the only sign of life is from messaging me.

e: on the fence about making unpublished noob test games count as 'activity', they all do it and it doesn't require interaction with others. Does anyone want to try and make an argument for or against?

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7 days ago

Ugh, that's a tough one.  If it's a real sounding game, then I'd be inclined to say yes; if it's something like "TESTINGTESTING" then no.  Would that be way too annoying for you to adjudicate?

 

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7 days ago

I'd say yes, with the same stipulation that Gower has, because it gives me points. And, I mean, just look at NoOne, you can do all the other community-based things and still be just as likely to disappear for years.

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7 days ago

My first thought was "they could count if they are active and look made for reading..." and my second thought was "that sounds like a lot of work to check."

So my final thought would be yes *if* they are set to sneak peak and an actual active storygame (not test game and written on in the last month,) and no if private. A sneak peek, while potentially accidental, is a sign the story is meant to be eventually read by other people.

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7 days ago

@robotom9

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@Deer89

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7 days ago

One word: Gower

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7 days ago

Also fuck you I was gonna do Robotom9 but I had to check Deer89's points too.

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7 days ago
The edit was added to the OP for a reason. You people are failing so hard it's embarrassing.

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Piss

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7 days ago

Control F before you post.

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@meepster77
@Pointy_Pie

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7 days ago

Doesn't count he hasn't done anything at all. He just gets rewards for not being banned for two years.

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7 days ago

And that's enough for me, at the moment. The winner's strategy is clearly not to check the actual dates when scrambling for eligible people, which saves precious seconds in the verifying process when other folks are looking.

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7 days ago

Jesus, I swear I ctrl+F'ed that time and everything

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7 days ago

It messed up some of mine too make sure to look hard.

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7 days ago

I typed it in! It said 0/0! At least, the first 4 letters. There's no time to look more thoroughly when this task is so time-sensitive!

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@Bob_The_Builder

@boiz

@RTWolF

@Ourobolus

@BengalCatz

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7 days ago
Control F before you post. Two of those are taken.

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7 days ago

Almost Shakespearian. Maybe the control f doesn't work correctly. 

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@Wuxule

@elevenbyres

 

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@EbonVasilis

@Steve24833

I think these are a couple

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6 days ago

Steve has 2,000 points, and Ebon hasn't done anything in years

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Nah

I am correct

Setal Pegin

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Who's Steve?

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Some Scottish guy I think

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Is he an alt of Kar's?

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Nah, a pretty good writer, nice dude overall. Been around here way before than Kar.

https://chooseyourstory.com/Member/?Username=Steve24833

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I think she knows who Steve is.

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Ah that was a joke.

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Cheers.

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I think Kar is his retarded failed abortion son, and Mizal adopted him just to spite Steve

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___

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Steve is a weird, green coloured rattlesnake who was found many years ago as merely an egg on Mizal's garden field. Oddly enough, when he hatched he hatched he spoke, and loved to annoy Mizal to a huge extent. He even came very close to getting his head cut off during one of Mizal's regular 'snake purges' that she does on her ranch.

Nowadays, he just hangs around southern Ireland tarmacing roads, selling authentically synthetic four leaf clovers, and his own 'home bred' leprechauns to eager tourists.

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If my mum taught me anything, it's never put yourself on a watchlist.

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@GetuMad

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Me. Oh noes mistew. I am a little n00b, whoa thatsa me.

I've been here for a long time but still only got like 200 somethin' points. I didnt check my crusty story, actually. Maybe it's an 8/8! Whoa!

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@JankenSpank (If August counts as recent)
@PH4N70M
@Sharnae
@Zarlox
@Ifas
@Skeltro105
@SheTookThem
@Cstonegroove
@BigTimeRush
@MeetaCheeta
@unicornzzzzz8118
@Gubblegum
@ChuckShirley
@MusicalNerd7
@Moonyasnow
@ThePraetorian
@ThatBlondGuy
@Reywalker786 (If July counts as recent)
@Xoeon
@etrow5
@The_L
@FREEHUGS12345
@Tacticus
@EnderKing67810
@Kcmichalson
@DiniTheWizard

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Skeltro is a banned autistic rage quitter from months ago.

Dini hasn't done anything in a year.

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obligatory @DiniTheBadass

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@PawnPiece
@Wolfy110022 (Not sure if I should put him, his short burst of activity was all done in the three days since he joined, so he probably moved on...)

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@Kases

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@cdavis1330
@J__Corp
@jocker9911

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@cobaltblaze

Five Happy Birthdays in a row, but we'll see if it speaks.

(Note that I don't approve of the rest of you bending the rules this way, and there may be consequences depending on how annoyed I am by the time I finish sorting out this thread.)

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I'm famous

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IT SPEAKS

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@Universe12345

@DragonClaw66

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@BryceTheJew. 

Count's because he's sitting next to me right now.

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@Beezeebuzz

@Protag

@TheUltimateSock (eyeroll)

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@SideKixx

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@tiru.

Edit: Nvm

@octaviusaugustus

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Dibs on @Tiru

Dave threw him back.

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He wasn't worth my time and resources.

I threw him back into the masses.

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@ThomasLaHomme

and 

@DerPrussen now qualifies as a noob.

@SpartacustheGreat too

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Thomas has a 6/8 game.

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Oh, I forgot about Doll's Quest.

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Thank you, mizal. I really don't understand all this points stuff, anyway. I just got on this site to write story-games. 

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@DerPrussen 

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6 days ago

Unfortunately, I think Fisted Dave already took you. F

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6 days ago

Tell him to get Fisted.

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Oh...

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Well I wasn't going to do this but I harvest

@Eclipsecat62

@Golden_Chaldea_1

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6 days ago

Greetings Dave. I was told to deliver you a message.

 

From DerPrussian: Get Fisted

 

<Message_Delivered>

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6 days ago

Can you tell him he's too late to the party, please.

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6 days ago

Of course. I will deliver your message right away.

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Greetings DerPrussian. I was told to deliver you a message.

 

From Fisted Dave: You're too late to the party

 

<Message_Delivered>

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Well yes of course. I told him to get fisted because he took the free points from an active member of the site. I could have of course just been on the site earlier, but I have a job and a family. Thus, I requested the message of "Get Fisted Dave." be sent.

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@Calliegra

Although I'm pretty good with just letting this one continue to slumber...

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@Slasher

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@Sjach

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@Cupcakitty_13

Had made some sort of puzzle story game, and was kinda active before.

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5 days ago

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@ShoujoAddict

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5 days ago

Lol

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5 days ago

Nah got a story game more than 4 lol 

https://chooseyourstory.com/story/The_Will_Of_The_Lord.aspx

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5 days ago

Well, piss! I thought it had to be 6.

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5 days ago

Unless you're on mobile, you can use Ctrl + K to hyperlink a section of text.

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5 days ago

@Wannabe_Human   (Created a game recently...)

@TheCaydeUnit

@colemanio

@leggomygreggo8

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5 days ago

Not sure what the point of this forum is but I'm thinking of creating a new main account that will probably show up here soon.

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5 days ago

What's wrong with the one you have?

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5 days ago

the username was from a videogame i no longer enjoy. this is my new main

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5 days ago

Alts are not allowed. This is why your noob. Also, get a profile pic so it doesn't look weird and white

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4 days ago
And here we have Dave the noob trying to school another noob.

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4 days ago

I am the higher level Noob.

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5 days ago

Ima let y'all finish... but @NecroKnight had one of the greatest story games of all time!!! Of all time!!!

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5 days ago

@Mordred

@TyrsRightHand, I guess, although it is an alt account, and so already suspect.

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5 days ago

is it possible to delete an account?

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5 days ago

No, that's why Alt's are not recommended.

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4 days ago

I'm sorry for creating two accounts but i never plan on using the other one. Also, what is the purpose of this forum?

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4 days ago
I needed to figure out who all the active noobs were for a site wide activity we'll be introducing in January.

I naively thought it would make things easier to have others do it for me, but because the typical CYStian is made up of failure and disappointment, the list here is now a giant clusterfuck of probably 40% invalid account names that I'll have sort through at some point, maybe Monday.

Right now I'm just tired and even looking at it makes me want to ban everyone involved, if not for the effort required.

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2 days ago

I'm now admittedly curious as to what this site-wide activity is. 

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4 days ago

Just stick with this one now. I'll just ban the old one.

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4 days ago

Thank you. Also "Rogues" and "Necromancer" are my favorite stories on here but I was wondering why in "Rogues" if you draw your dagger in the beginning and then choose the Delantium Kingdom there is no possible epilogue.

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4 days ago

Rogues technically isn't complete yet.

Besides having a whole separate storyline for the sister, there is to be a major prison path when you get sent there.

Always had all that planned, just have to have the time to write it.

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4 days ago

@Noxitation

@gingerale (created a game recently, but it's only got a title at this point so without further evidence may not be viable.)

@H1GH_C0NF3SS0R

@iuytsd (posted recently, but I don't have high hopes for this one)

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4 days ago
I'm not participating in whatever this is.

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4 days ago
Don't worry, consent is completely irrelevant!

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4 days ago

A comforting thought.

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3 days ago

Given Ginger's profile, he's completely wrong about everyone on the site being an asshole, some of them are complete faggots as is proof based on his own avatar and passive aggressive description text.

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3 days ago
This seems like an accurate assessment of a man who chooses to go by the name of the Ginger.

But don't mind me, Ginger, I'll just be sitting here patiently waiting for you to start one of the stories you're allegedly here to write. (Love the feathers btw.)

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4 days ago
@ThinkMoreDreamLess

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4 days ago
what was the original purpose of this thread anyways? I never read the OP.

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4 days ago
I'm sure you did, you probably just forgot.

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4 days ago
@bilbo almost qualifies. Bilbo, would you like to register as a noob?

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4 days ago

I mean, you made the post. If decimals don't count for the storygame rating qualification then I'll take some free pointless points:p

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4 days ago
I'll make an exception for you since that story was written for the mod we don't speak of, and three years ago.

You're a noob now! Con...gratulations?

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4 days ago

Yay! Mediocrity! Now that I am one my next goal will to stop being one.

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2 days ago
You should enter the Year's End Contest. Still some prompts available, ripe for the picking.

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4 days ago

@SpartacustheGreat 

gibe de points pls 

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4 days ago
No, you belong to Dave already. Hope you like fisting.

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4 days ago

*Smiles Evilly* "I am the captain now"- Random Black Person.

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4 days ago
@dark99dark_cat

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4 days ago

That soul has long been reaped by me.

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4 days ago

@Dreamy if she hasn't been mentioned

She was active a few days ago, but I haven't seen her very recently.

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4 days ago

@Deatheater — created a game; empty so far, but looks like it has a topic and title, so maaaybe will become feasible.

@XxkenykenxX

@CatholicNinja

@DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCh

@Vorathon

@beanjb

@Justinhersh

@cynicbox

@Pr0udSlytherin

@LiteralDoor

@JosieJordan

@Strawberry17

@RamDanny

@LaughingOffMyFace

@Lupyne

@Mika0510

@Chequo10

@Abraxas

@whitemac000

@Chowdr321

@paincakess

@MortBelfry

@etherEngulfing

@Lonedrone09 

@franke

@SHABOOKIE

 

Potentials but not active enough:

@sunnypony03 (game published 10/21, but no other activity--keep eye on)

@HappyDestroyer (rated three games in October)

@aid702 (posted 12/7)

@ChainsRBroken (working on a game, hasn't posted or rated, but seems to be on the site recently)

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3 days ago

@DuckHudson

@Nazetel

@Lol1313

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2 days ago

@SHABOOKIE, how are your games coming along?

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2 days ago

yes

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2 days ago

Almost complete... >:)

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2 days ago

You are sitting on a gold mine.  Good luck.

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2 days ago
@1oyearoldZander fresh from theoven just made the account. And make an account has to count as activity

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2 days ago

I wouldnt bother with day old accounts

Some people make accounts then never return

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2 days ago

-_-

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2 days ago

How do you account for your tremendous ability at Toggle and Rock-Paper-Scissors?

Well...

2 days ago

Good? Lots of Practice with my friends and family, also with Cysid. :)

:)

2 days ago

Why're u asking...?

:)

2 days ago
I was reclaiming your soul for two points.

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2 days ago

I was talking to Gower.

:)

2 days ago

PatandJen Allt.

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@Master_of_All4

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@New_Divide