pathetic as it is aside, I think you'll find everything to be in order
I think you have a story game rated more than 4, if I remember correctly.
I mean it's not my game, I'm a coauthor. I wrote one path.
amusingly, @mazdark qualifies. But an account made in 2016 sort of goes against the spirit.
Gower! Get me off of this NOW! :-[
Because only noobs are on answered here and in any case I should be the one who states that I'm a noob, not you!
Edit: But I'm 10-years-old so your probable could put me on here even if I don't want to be on...
hey, that's me!
Oh neat I'm on there. Glad to know my digital soul's been harvested for points.
I'm reading it right now, and I'm planning on leaving a longer review about it. So far I think it's really, if a little confusing. The story should definitely have more reviews though.
Thought I'd be long forgotten by now, but it seems that even while dealing with real life duties the Great Food Hermit manages to shed cysnoobness.
I wouldn't count DeadDreamer; hasn't been actively rating or posting in a year.
Hey, I'm just following instructions here: " recently active and show signs of activity such as forum posts or rating games. "
@Chanbot is *so* close to qualifying.
Not just people who lurk. Actively rating and posting.
Oh my apologies.
He was banned
Ohhhhhh. I forgot about that.
Edit: Never mind
"Now, here in the bush you got to take a machete, and really whack the hell out of the reeds and brush if you wants to find a real noob in their nat-yoo-rul habitat. That there's a common 73juxdruid, go on and just toss that back. You can see it's already been tagged. Ooh, now, here's a beauty, a real mazdark, that's a vintage one. You go on and toss that in the jar with the ether-soaked rag. That'll look real purty on a pin in my study.
"So you got your lurkers here, just ignore them, don't even worry about stepping on them as you pass through here. Down there, in the muck, you can find a few noob-thread posters. They ain't good eatin', mostly. You can toss a few in the sack, just to give the kids. Here, look at the belly. If they've got like three birthday points in a row you done know they're garbage, just toss 'em and keep goin'. What you got there, boy, a Chanbot? Naw, that's a mock noob, yeah, I know, I know, but we ain't licensed to take those."
Yeah, but aren't there bag limits though? And don't you need a special permit for the does?
Or are we just culling the herd here?
This is an alt for my account @juse73x, but I lost that account's password.
@superninja rated one game.
@nOob_1123 is a very new lad. Hasn't rated anything, but he made a story. I mean, so have millions of other disappeared names, but hey.
Gonna quickly snipe @Davefaster as another technical applicant before somebody else notices.
Unfortunately, I think Gower already took Davefaster. Nevermind, I was wrong.
And I would have been able to nominate myself not to long ago but I got above 300 points.
Enter the contest and then enter
I don't want to enter the contest. I will end up not submitting anything and then I'll be SHAMED. Not worth it for a couple of noob points. And also I'd be down to 350 points which still doesn't qualify me as "being a noob".
Yay. I remain a noob. Wouldn't want to confuse myself and then act above my station, ending in a ban.
That's what happened last time. Whoops.
You are wrong about being wrong. Davefaster is on the list, with Mystic_Warrior above.
Oh lol. Must've missed that.
Generally, I've been leaving noobs unharvested if they haven't done anything in a month. I figure a month inactive is a bad sign.
Well that's just fine... If you're okay turning down free points for stalking people!
I have snooty standards in noobs.
@MaximumPower14 is also a strong enough contender.
@Cyclone has more than 100 points, but only just barely.
I'm also going to creepily watch over @keirapop5 's shoulder in order to detect the exact moment they become elligible.
I think you should reread Mizal's original post, re: number of points.
Oh, wow! It's like a whole new world of possibilities has opened for me!
Yeah, but some dude who hasn't done anything in a year like Cyclone is not worth the harvesting.
"recently active and show signs of activity such as forum posts or rating games." I dunno about one game of RPS or Toggle.
It's a well-respected cultural activity! We have a trophy for it!
It's been a busy last year for me, lol. Not like I ever did much more than lurk though. Hopefully I'll do something soon though; I almost tried entering the recent contest but saw the thread after my favorite prompts were already taken.
If you won't harvest me then can I harvest myself?
Please stop, posting it is starting has been pissing every single person on the site off.
But if you really want to get banned continue.
Fine, I'll stop. But what did I do wrong?:(
I really shouldn't divulge where else I've seen this username, but trust me, it's funny.
Edit: Nevermind... NoOne! Go do something other than have a birthday! Quickly, before Mizal can check!
Dave looked around the forest for something anything. He had come too late to the noob catching festival and was having difficulty finding an un-tagged noob. He had even seen a noob that seemed to represent himself. It too, had been tagged. By the professor
Professor Gower was what they called him, the greatest of the great, the legend of the legends. He had already caught multitudes upon multitudes of newbs. To the point where it seemed as if his Legenderyness tagged every noob in Cystia.
Dave almost fainted overwhelmed by the power in the name Gower. He had to leave for there were sure to be no noob's left. He knew he was over classed in this census of newbs. He knew that he had come unprepared and late. He knew that he was a rookie in the land of CYStia, trying to make a name for himself carefully. Dave made up his mind; he was leaving. There was nothing for him in the vast noob jungle.
Dave carefully trekked out of the jungle, making sure to be mindful of the venomous Lordcarpark's and Thisiskatcar's.
He had wandered for a few miles making his way back home. But alas, out of the corner of his eye, the disappointed Dave saw something an animal, a fellow adventurer.
No, it was a noob, a plethora of newbs everywhere. Where was he, I must know Dave thought, he looked until he found a sign that said the land of the Fresh Meat, of course, how could he be so stupid.
Dave, in pure bliss, sprinted over to the newbs and tags hem with his junky mouse gun. He then proceeded to bag them with a tractor beam, and teleport to the Council of the Mods.
In the council of the Mods, he searched hurridly for the elven beauty mizal.
Finding her immediately. He humbly bowed before the beautiful elven Mod mizal, stupidly allowing his eyes to linger at her--no, just no--. She smiled at him with hidden toxicity, she remembered him, he had narrowly avoided banishment by the all-powerful Endmaster multiple times. He was a foolish adolescent, an idiot, undeserving of forgiveness.
"Your noobs," she said, the two words commanding more awe than anything Dave had ever said.
"Actually, your majesty, the proper term is newbs."
Dave said, cowering under her glare. He cleared his throat.
"My majesty all of my noobs come from the land of the Fresh meat I bring you, @lightfrommoon4, @LitchKing, @dark99dark_cat, @redLightPrince33, @roffdoff and last but not least @storytime82128 "
mizal looked at him impatiently, her gaze piercing his very soul. She then got up and left the room.
Dave sat in the darkness, sweating. It was now up to the Mod to decide whether they were valid or not.
Forgot these guy's too, @Ama_ColorYOA, @Eviscero, @michaelhollo
Edit: Too lazy to edit out the links.
I don't envy Mizal trying to sort through this mess.
Sometimes I wake up at night in a cold sweat, wondering what I have truly done.
Frick, and I was furiously refreshing his points page, too.
Already harvested by me.
Ugh, that's a tough one. If it's a real sounding game, then I'd be inclined to say yes; if it's something like "TESTINGTESTING" then no. Would that be way too annoying for you to adjudicate?
I'd say yes, with the same stipulation that Gower has, because it gives me points. And, I mean, just look at NoOne, you can do all the other community-based things and still be just as likely to disappear for years.
My first thought was "they could count if they are active and look made for reading..." and my second thought was "that sounds like a lot of work to check."
So my final thought would be yes *if* they are set to sneak peak and an actual active storygame (not test game and written on in the last month,) and no if private. A sneak peek, while potentially accidental, is a sign the story is meant to be eventually read by other people.
One word: Gower
Also fuck you I was gonna do Robotom9 but I had to check Deer89's points too.
Control F before you post.
Doesn't count he hasn't done anything at all. He just gets rewards for not being banned for two years.
And that's enough for me, at the moment. The winner's strategy is clearly not to check the actual dates when scrambling for eligible people, which saves precious seconds in the verifying process when other folks are looking.
Jesus, I swear I ctrl+F'ed that time and everything
It messed up some of mine too make sure to look hard.
I typed it in! It said 0/0! At least, the first 4 letters. There's no time to look more thoroughly when this task is so time-sensitive!
Almost Shakespearian. Maybe the control f doesn't work correctly.
I think these are a couple
Steve has 2,000 points, and Ebon hasn't done anything in years
I am correct
Some Scottish guy I think
Nah, a pretty good writer, nice dude overall. Been around here way before than Kar.
Ah that was a joke.
I think Kar is his retarded failed abortion son, and Mizal adopted him just to spite Steve
Steve is a weird, green coloured rattlesnake who was found many years ago as merely an egg on Mizal's garden field. Oddly enough, when he hatched he hatched he spoke, and loved to annoy Mizal to a huge extent. He even came very close to getting his head cut off during one of Mizal's regular 'snake purges' that she does on her ranch.
Nowadays, he just hangs around southern Ireland tarmacing roads, selling authentically synthetic four leaf clovers, and his own 'home bred' leprechauns to eager tourists.
If my mum taught me anything, it's never put yourself on a watchlist.
Me. Oh noes mistew. I am a little n00b, whoa thatsa me.
I've been here for a long time but still only got like 200 somethin' points. I didnt check my crusty story, actually. Maybe it's an 8/8! Whoa!
@JankenSpank (If August counts as recent)
@Reywalker786 (If July counts as recent)
@Wolfy110022 (Not sure if I should put him, his short burst of activity was all done in the three days since he joined, so he probably moved on...)
Count's because he's sitting next to me right now.
He wasn't worth my time and resources.
I threw him back into the masses.
@DerPrussen now qualifies as a noob.
Oh, I forgot about Doll's Quest.
Thank you, mizal. I really don't understand all this points stuff, anyway. I just got on this site to write story-games.
Unfortunately, I think Fisted Dave already took you. F
Tell him to get Fisted.
Well I wasn't going to do this but I harvest
Greetings Dave. I was told to deliver you a message.
From DerPrussian: Get Fisted
Can you tell him he's too late to the party, please.
Of course. I will deliver your message right away.
Greetings DerPrussian. I was told to deliver you a message.
From Fisted Dave: You're too late to the party
Well yes of course. I told him to get fisted because he took the free points from an active member of the site. I could have of course just been on the site earlier, but I have a job and a family. Thus, I requested the message of "Get Fisted Dave." be sent.
Had made some sort of puzzle story game, and was kinda active before.
Nah got a story game more than 4 lol
Well, piss! I thought it had to be 6.
Unless you're on mobile, you can use Ctrl + K to hyperlink a section of text.
@Wannabe_Human (Created a game recently...)
Not sure what the point of this forum is but I'm thinking of creating a new main account that will probably show up here soon.
What's wrong with the one you have?
the username was from a videogame i no longer enjoy. this is my new main
Alts are not allowed. This is why your noob. Also, get a profile pic so it doesn't look weird and white
I am the higher level Noob.
Ima let y'all finish... but @NecroKnight had one of the greatest story games of all time!!! Of all time!!!
@TyrsRightHand, I guess, although it is an alt account, and so already suspect.
is it possible to delete an account?
No, that's why Alt's are not recommended.
I'm sorry for creating two accounts but i never plan on using the other one. Also, what is the purpose of this forum?
I'm now admittedly curious as to what this site-wide activity is.
Just stick with this one now. I'll just ban the old one.
Thank you. Also "Rogues" and "Necromancer" are my favorite stories on here but I was wondering why in "Rogues" if you draw your dagger in the beginning and then choose the Delantium Kingdom there is no possible epilogue.
Rogues technically isn't complete yet.
Besides having a whole separate storyline for the sister, there is to be a major prison path when you get sent there.
Always had all that planned, just have to have the time to write it.
@gingerale (created a game recently, but it's only got a title at this point so without further evidence may not be viable.)
@iuytsd (posted recently, but I don't have high hopes for this one)
A comforting thought.
Given Ginger's profile, he's completely wrong about everyone on the site being an asshole, some of them are complete faggots as is proof based on his own avatar and passive aggressive description text.
I mean, you made the post. If decimals don't count for the storygame rating qualification then I'll take some free pointless points:p
Yay! Mediocrity! Now that I am one my next goal will to stop being one.
gibe de points pls
*Smiles Evilly* "I am the captain now"- Random Black Person.
That soul has long been reaped by me.
@Dreamy if she hasn't been mentioned
She was active a few days ago, but I haven't seen her very recently.
@Deatheater — created a game; empty so far, but looks like it has a topic and title, so maaaybe will become feasible.
Potentials but not active enough:
@sunnypony03 (game published 10/21, but no other activity--keep eye on)
@HappyDestroyer (rated three games in October)
@aid702 (posted 12/7)
@ChainsRBroken (working on a game, hasn't posted or rated, but seems to be on the site recently)
@SHABOOKIE, how are your games coming along?
Almost complete... >:)
You are sitting on a gold mine. Good luck.
I wouldnt bother with day old accounts
Some people make accounts then never return
How do you account for your tremendous ability at Toggle and Rock-Paper-Scissors?
Good? Lots of Practice with my friends and family, also with Cysid. :)
Why're u asking...?
I was talking to Gower.