Looking like a serious set up so far.
Various people, welcome to Mizal's Discord.
Ford, you're banned.
That is all.
Jesus, I barely do much other then lurk around the discord server but damn, you got like 3 of the things. Maybe I wont get banned randomly in this one or get really confused as to what the topic is about.
The true holy land appears on the horizon at last; let us march about and sound the trumpets.
I was thinking that through interacting with the community a bit in the discord server, I might slowly become more active on the site as well. I do however understand where you're coming from. The discord will serve as another distraction for those who are already active and/or productive on the site. Hopefully it balances out at the very least, and serves to be as useful as it is distracting.
A product of Chris, Sent, and Ebon goofing around in the Discord:
Sent: It's the distant year of 2005. In the deserted streets of New York, one minotaur cop has been kicked off the force with nothing but a gun a dream, and a thirst for vengeance.
Chris: Rex Cowington, once a loose cannon cop who didn't play by the rules, now hunted by cyborg zombie ninjas now that he isn't protected by the force.
Ebon: The only possible way for him to combat the constant tide of enemies was to form a group.
Sent: And it was a good job he wasn't alone: Enter Biff Tiddly, World Heavyweight Future Boxing Champion and King of the Fish Men
Chris: Biff and Rex were friends in the Academy before Biff left the force to become a Future Boxer, and now they were teamed up again to get revenge for the death of Rex's family at the hands of the cyborg zombie ninjas. But they weren't alone, enter
Ebon: Casablanca Cleo the African dinosaur. She was perhaps the deadliest of her kind weighing about 5 pounds on a good day.
And then we ran out of time.
Coming soon to Blockbuster Video, alongside a tie-in NES platformer that we promise will suck...
2005: ZOO IN THE STREETS
Why exactly was MrAce banned from CYS? Was it because of shitposting, or anything like that?
Teenage Mutant Aspie Retard
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His ongoing shitposting/spamming aside, he managed to sneak in with Mr.Ace and still fucking failed spectacularly as far as writing is concerned.
On top of all that apparently he bitched about being banned, claiming that "JJJ would be rolling over in his grave" to see what the site "has become" and how things were better in the "old days" before "all of us" showed up.
The fucktard wasn't even AROUND during the so called "old days." and which old days is he talking about? Is he talking about when Bad Mod Kiel was around creating his own personal harem and Con Mod Seth was ripping off kids with Kickstarter scams?
Is he talking about before that when you had utter fucking chaos with fucktards like Honor4Ever and Ryder spamming dumb ass shit?
Or is he talking about even before that when you had Warrior Cat shit all over the goddamn site?
Obviously Jeff doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about when he's going on about the "good old days" that never really existed and as far as I'm concerned he's in DrkPhoenix territory.
And if he REALLY feels like things were better back then and the site sucks a lot now, why the hell does he want to be here still? (Yes I know, it's Hotel California syndrome common to internet forums)
So fuck Jeff, fuck Mr.Ace and fuck whatever other dumbshit alt he sneaks in under. He's banned whenever he pops up.
He sure liked turtles.
He's grovelling to me in the Discord now. And while I appreciate a good grovel it's a little late especially after my above post.
My advice is he stays away from the site for a couple months, gets a different IP, lays extremely low to the point where nobody knows who the fuck he is. Like basically not speak and just write. Probably not a good idea for him to go blabbing on Discord who he is now either.
And its possible in a couple of years (Assuming we're all still alive) I might forget all about it even if I find out he's using an alt. (presumably a more productive one that didn't cause suspicion in the first place).
It's the best deal he's going to get.
"Outhers"? I want to believe that that's just how they'd spell it in the UK. Kind of like the words "color" and "colour."
Also, what ever happened to 3J?
"This site has turned to shit and I'm glad to be banned because there is no point in being on a site like this."
And then he proceeds to make a bunch of alts in futile attempts to sneak into the site. Of course those all failed spectacularly. RIP Jeff he couldn't sneak like Snake to get that S rank. "Jeff? Jeff talk to me! Jeff?! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFF!"
But really, maybe he'll lay low for a year or two, secretly working on his writing skills, and he'll pop back in and pull a me. Until then, we'll just keep making fun of him for being a bumbling fucktard.
Banned King Raptor as well. Can't remember what for exactly, but I wrote that was he was being a faggot so it was a legit reason.
I can confirm that Theseus was not me. If I wanted to join your Discord, I would just use my original name. Come on now.
Understandable. Still, I'd at least have the courtesy to use one of the three usernames I've had on this site so I'd be easily recognizable.
Mizal said you'd basically have to break up with Ford and set his balls on fire before you could join her Discord.
(Mizal actually just said to break up with Ford. If it was my Discord you could just set his balls on fire, and I'd let you stay.)
your battered wife routine gets really annoying, and there's only so long anyone can picture you eating ford's unwashed ass to make him happy without reacting in violent disgust
she says, wiping a fresh dingleberry off her tongue.
pro tip, it's not abuse if your boyfriend wants you to stomp on his balls
it's when a piece of shit gets lodged in your ass hairs, and you have to pull it out to get all the shit out of your asscrack after dropping a fat deuce. sometimes it gets some blood on it
well im sorry, mrs perfectly shaved asscrack.
tell me, when you wax your asshole, do you do ford's as well?
Though I don’t know you too well, one thing I do know is that every time someone makes some sort of remark about you, you always must reply with a petty playground insult that only the most proficient 2 year old could spout from their toothless gums. It’s a waste of your time. Go back to helping Ford put on his socks and perhaps that will teach you some sense of vocabulary.
I admire you for your guts. Please do spend more time on here. Maybe it will give you inspiration to write something of value. I wish you luck on your quest. Tie some shoelaces.
read through that whole shitstorm and I wish for death
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE: IMMIGRATION PAPERS ARE MANDATORY.
Because the CYS discord is a place for cool kids only, it's also subject to extreme vetting. On the off chance that all the people we're kicking aren't just alts of the same people not admitting it, or they really are just newbies who jumped on the discord before jumping on the site, YOUR ACCOUNT NAME IS REQUIRED IN ORDER TO STAY HERE. If you're not a member of CYS, then frankly what are you even doing? If you really do just join Discords and immediately stop reading them, or you happen to have the reaction time of an autistic slug, then at least do the reverse and post who you're supposed to be on Discord here and save us all the trouble.
The username in the discord is preferred, though. You immediately lose brownie points for making us do anything in another tab just to confirm who you are.
You message random people here? I rarely feel the need to message anyone.
Just kicked myself.
Feels good man.
Yeah, like there was every any doubt.
You gave me this power, Mizal. I'm just using it.
Digit out weebs everyone else so he got top billing for it.
Well there's an obvious difference, Ford calling everyone loli catgirls is obviously an indication of some sort of degenerate sexual fetish.
Calling everyone some sort of faggot on the other hand is just something funny to do.
Anyway, some of the faggot name changes you did are funnier (Malk = Depressed Faggot, etc.) I probably would have been a bit more accurate with some of the lesser members, but I was mildly preoccupied posting a trolling message at BGG as well. (Yes, there was a trolling theme last night, so I approve of your name change for me)
I'm an institutional man, now. Don't think I can handle life on the outside
Aw man, how could you leave out the classic "With all my heart, I wish to do nasty things to Tim" pin?
I'd post it but I'm in Furry Hell and IIRC it's already been shared here so.
You degenerates can't have a complete fagfest, I have to leave some room for Sabley's blowjob posts and especially posts that are directly praising me. (And a big fuck you, to whoever deleted some of those.)
Why the hell did you give Steve any sort of power, you knew that was going to happen. Lol.
My point is that giving Steve ANY sort of power is a bad idea.
Your reasoning for doing so is bad and you should feel bad.
*squints eyes and turns my head to the side*
yea i guess i could work faster on my games haha
Y’know, it would be a really awesome idea to give me some powers! Totally not begging, or anything.
How do we know if anyone is black?
Googling any place called "Meetup" sounds like it would reveal much different results than a writing group.
There, everyone's some sort of Latin now instead of black, it's a step up.
Oh great and powerful mod of the people, the Supreme and Lauded Mizal with a capital M, I humbly beg for readmission into the Amazing and Glorious Discord. May her glorious reign last a thousand years. I also beseech the many loyal constituents to show mercy upon me and to allow me back, knowing that Mizal is just and fair in her actions towards the people.
In addition to this, I acknowledge Tolkein as the great and powerful writer he is who never wrote anything even mildly bad in his life and as a literal God-King among men, Gandalf as a spectacular wizard, and I acknowledge Mad Max as an incredibly masterpiece of art that it truly is.
Wait a minute, when did you not like Mad Max? I know Bucky doesn't, but I thought you didn't mind it.
I thought it was an excellent movie.
Living would be enough I imagine.
Well someone certainly has a high opinion of her vagina.
Considering you claimed the Edgelord contest wasn't a "real contest" and crossed it off and you still had Kiel and Seth's faggot contests listed on your to do list, you were pretty much doomed anyway.
To be fair, I did say I had you lot on the "No kill list."
(Well most of you anyway)
I tried that once, but it turned out to be women's tennis.
While not exactly in the same category, in 8th grade I did dump a trash can over this girl's head which was full of trash when she was bitching at me.
I got a round of applause for it from the class and then thrown out of the classroom for the day so it was for the lulz.
Eh, honestly I really don’t see any problem with any of the above. Sounds like they were all fucktards that deserved what they got.
While most would probably say you took it to a disproportionate retribution stage, it’s all pretty amusing to me.
I'm just imagining the one kid just going about his day and then all of a suddenly you smash him in the face with a trash can repeatedly. Lol.
... Well, I guess if you're 17, then your own personal nudes could be classified as kiddy porn.
(In fact I think I heard a story once of a woman who got put on the sex offender registry for sharing naked photos of herself when she was under age.)
You can be, that's my point. Having nudes of yourself at 17 means you technically have child porn.
Well, we're all extremely proud that your phone is now 100% kiddy porn free. ^_^
I think he can manage the first two, but that last one is going to be nearly impossible.
I bet one point that he will last three weeks.
Only memorable thing about him was he got all pissy when I changed his name to RAPE FACE due to his avatar.
This is indeed a thing that happened.
A shame. Maya did some sick burns when she wasn't in hell. And a few in hell also.
Honestly, you lot were trying to save someone who didn’t want to be saved longer than you needed to.
Better to know when to just let go.
I just typed uwu instead of owo, got insta blocked. I'm cold, lonely, broken, my heart is palpitating, my lungs are collapsing, I fell out of my seat and my dad pulled out the belt because he heard me and we can't afford the gigs right now. 10/10, would do uwu again.
I'm still wondering how Digit got powerful enough to enslave anyone.
Digit has finally embraced his dormant violent Aztec heritage, enslaved several noobs, forcing them to compete in tasks and sacrificing the losers to the Gods. (That would be me and Mizal)
That's commie talk.
While assume you are referring to me, I lost WiFi again after my last message yesterday. I assume I was kicked because I did not do the task and was going to do that and the other one today.
If you don’t believe I lost WiFi I did, though I will admit I should have done it before
Hey, why'd ya had to call me out by name? I am quietly serving my sentence, counting down the days before I, too, can enslave the helled.
I’m currently enslaved under suspicion of being ford or coins
Actually it might be just for fun, and Digit just gave that excuse as an excuse to jail me in discord
Btw Bgurl don’t trust anyone
Really don't like how people just join servers to join servers. Y'know, flaunt off thier power by saying "You're in 5 servers? Pathetic. I'm in over 10 billion discord servers".
Apparently our Discord finally gained enough experience to level up.
Ford boosted us with Discord Nitro, and for his troubles he was slaughtered by the villain dubbed "Chris".
It's okay though. He got better.
I assume i got banned the moment i joined the server for having ''uwu'' as username. didn't realize it was taboo at the time lol
F. for now.
I think the whole of Discord is dead yeah.
ah i found it, next time try not to ruin the fun @C6H8O6
He lives in the library and video game channels, you wouldn't know him.
I didn’t know this was a thing. I’ll have to get in on it now.
I joined the server like a month ago i guess but somehow got banned one hour after i joined while i was inactive . why is that ?
Inactive people get killed occasionally. For the lulz. Especially CoGites.
I'll gladly murder anyone who joins then never talks but it wasn't me this time.
I joined at midnight before i went to sleep . i did not ''ignore'' anyone . i was actually pretty hype to see what its like the next day .
Who just joins a server then decide, "Well, time to hit the sack! Goodnight, people that will presumably want to know my CYS username upon joining!"
And here i thought the coghites were the ones easily triggered .
lol go back to Reddit skrub
Just because i've been gone for like what ? 8 hours ? does not mean i went awol or ignored anyone .
Like i said . i joined at the last minute before i went to bed . i didnt even know this place had a discord i just stumbled on this thread when i was checking forum .
Edit: you're good at stalking to describe in such detail . also we have very different timezones so you have to understand that not everyone can be available at your leisure.
I mean did you not read The Rules.
Because you didn't follow Rule 1.
But all you had to do was either:
1) Wait until morning to join
2) Introduce yourself before going to bed
3) Read the rules in the OP
It isn't about timezones or Mizal's leisure. You didn't follow the rules. This isn't the hill you want to die on.
I don't think anyone would wait until morning to join a server, but the other two is a given - in fact, it should just be force of habit!
Sounds like a real stand-up guy