Now I'm tempted to ping a bunch of random people...
I shall be racist though. Screw it. My hot take is nazis are people too. (not joos, though)
Mods, you missed someone during the furry celebration:
Also ban @UnscapeableDeath and @TharaApples if you want the real degenerates
Although looking back, they seem to be more recent than the purge. So you just plain missed someone. Was it.... mmmmmmm mizal?
You have made a massive miztake. Banning me would have made you a symbol in the world of intellect and literature. It is so typical for someone like you to forget this. It is so typical for someone like you to use abbreviated words. I was prepared to open your world to my knowledge and share my stories and art, with you. You will forever regret the choice you just made, so I will offer to let you ban me again. If you do not, you will have to face the consequences of my weak immune system.
Wow, I got assaulted a lot. I didn't expect to get much attention since I am a top, lol.
also ban mizal
Why I oughtta... You better not post that six or seven more times! also I do sloppy french on a cardboard cutout of MHD. also ban mizal
Ping me. As much as humanly possible. Tag me three times in a row, right now.
Better be careful. The last person that thought I couldn't play a part in their demise died talking about how he thought End would better defend him. That he was just bantering with me all the times he shit talked me, despite being on record saying how he didn't respect my opinion, not even about banning mizal.
mizal in private and confidence called me a real mod, and maybe even the best one that she's ever seen. I told her I wanted her banned.
I'm finna fucking crash out on one of you yn's. I'm from New York, the city where legends are made, and our rats are mutant in size. We don't play that sweet shit. Put some respect on my name because it is not mizal.
Now are ya'll finished or all ya done? I ain't gonna say it no more.
Anyway, ban Mizal
I am duly impressed. That is why I farted and instantly destroyed the entire Midwest with a super tornado composed of green stinklines.
also banned muzak. Autocorrect, whoops!
P.S. i challenge you to a Fart Fight at dawn! There can be only one who holds the Golden Shart! (It's me. I just sharted. Right now)
P.P.S. ban mizal
(MHD please put a drawing here and I'll be so happy!) also ban mizal
Lol, sure. This will be a fun experiment, like that time I stuck 13 french fries up my nose one after another while not breaking eye contact with the waitress at Goth Chili's (who was mizal). also ban mizal.
Ban me (and mizal)! >:3
Huh I completely missed this Celicni testicle, it was on the ground in the snow and so tiny I thought at first it was a squished jellybean that had fallen out of Mystic's purse
I hope mizal gets banned for getting this poor sod so high he pissed and shitted his work pants.
We should also ban corgi because he ate all the lettuce again.
Also: I'm gay.
Also: I have never liked Ogre. In fact, I hate the number eleven. I much prefer the number sixty-seven!
Also: Wrong; try again.
Also: ban mizal
The mod edits on mizal right now are hilarious XD
oh you sweet summer child
Mod edit to me! Anyway, what does banning mean?
Mizal, also ban.
I just peed myself 67 times (I have to drink so much water but I'm nothing if not dedicted to the meme) goddamn some faggot mod just deleted a perfectly good AM monologue about how much I hate mizal. HATE. HATE. HATE.
Side note but holly cow that took me way too long to type out (because I was peeing myself, in case that wasn't clear). Goddamn mizal
Also: all hail mhd
Maybe you could design a colorful necklace of rope strands with matching bracelets and give it as a gift to mizal so she can wear it near a tree? I think they told you to run there so you'd both be free. Just a suggestion though.
Cut it in half, tie one end of each one fairly close to each other on the same branch, and at the other ends tie it to a thick wooden plank or something, and you've gotten a swing! :D (it's a bit more complicated a process than that but you get the gist) Lmao just kidding. HANG YOURSELF, FAGGOT!!!@ and ban mizal
Yay communism(!)(?)(?/!)
Also, all hail mhd as our lord and sardine and crusader and leader and redeemer and queen (I love her)
I saw mizal poop herself. I was traumatized after that incident and promised to never poop ever again. I go full Pooh-bear all the time.
Actually, mizal is a flat circle. Checkmate, mizal
Lol, you simpletons think that mizal is a simulation? WRONG! It's all just a dream!
Wake up.
ban mizal.
This feature was accepted years ago:
Ban Mizal
How geriatric of you, Wildbue!
(ban mizal)
I think Petros' male parts needed editing (because it's really, really small). Also ban mizal
I have once been with a woman.
She thought it was a lesbian relationship because my micro dick looks like an oversized clitoris.
It's not
It's just small
Really small
My words shine as a beautiful bacon of truth
Gee, I would love it if Mizal was banned. She is mean and not good, and this is a cummunity of nice people and no one is mean. But Mizal IS mean. Can we pls ban her because she is a very abusive mods.
I am getting on my knees (where I often am) to beg and plead with the mods to ban Mizal in the hopes I can get a big shiny poop in my profile.
P.S. MHD rules!!111!!!
P.P.S. I'm also a bottom so it won't work out with Petros
Sigh, gay people. Smh...
Has anyone considered the idea of banning mizal?
Sigh, black people. Smh... They're almost as bad as mizal and the Jews.
fine. ban mizal and the joooos
You need to be meaner to mods; No reason for you not to speak to them and insult them like they're subhuman flies. Idiot . Moron. Retard.
oh and uh, ban mizal
Got it!
*ahem*
I'M GAY!!!1!1!!
Better?
(Does Enter like me now? Please, Enter, like me, I'm so desperate for your approval that I keep showing things up my nostrils)
Interesting thing here is that this also provides a fun place where a few things can happe while I train my nostrils to double their french fry capacity:
I have a serious problem putting things in my nose
I mean, like, really serious. Like medically serious. I can't stop
Does anyone know where I can get some help?
I have two dimes, one penny, and a quarter in there right now. Due to the American education system I can't tell if that adds up to 67 cents or not though, do I need to add more?
case in point. my original list only used 6 AND 7!!!!! 67!!!!!! 67!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 67! 67 67 67!!!!!!!!! xD
67!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could've left that last part out ... or in, if you know what I mean
Ever had your shit pushed in?
I am a gay warrior cat! Meow!
*Gormless french fries up nose noises*
Bring back warrior cats and don't pay any attention to mizal. She's a meowlicious souce of felinous intent to no good pawpose. firestar her from LIFE i say meow (this is the example of the "banter" i will start using on my high school frenemiee in the chess club since Enter didn't like my other signature catchphrase. Do you like me now, Enter? Please? I want you to like me. I like you.)
Arent all warrior cats gay?
also ban mizal - but before you ban her, please return her "m" to lowercase so it can rest that way for all eternity.
MHD rules!!!
If that's true, then it's hilarious. I think I was the one who started pooping my pants, but I could be wrong, lol.
I have a load in my pants right now
Not the good kind, I mean, like the smelly kind
MHD Rulz!!!111!
ban mizal
Elect MHD Queen of the world! DO IT. NOW.
Shhhh...
And I'm still gay!
Sooooooooooooooo gay
(for Enter)
That's less retarded than my idea, faggot! Retard! Have fun faggot with your retarded hemorrhoids! Some faggot things in retard marriage (other than X) should be kept between a faggoty woman and a retarded woman. Bark bark bark BARK bark bark!
It's getting tough to remain...ahem, up with Sherbet watching and judging through my window
(That means I can't get IT up)
(I try and I try and I try)
...
Minutes since I've found a live frog up my butt: 3 0.
ribbit
Oh, and ban mizal
Wtf is going on here...
I'm a scrotum dog.
I'm sick and tired of these mothafuckin Mizals in this mothafuckin thread!
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK *so much piss*
I already knew what you had for lunch. ;) I can't wait to see what it smells like.
P.S what kind of shampoo do you use? It's heavenly
(HEIL MHD !!!!)
He's from a long time ago. You stupid foreign idior. God, two bombs were just not enough for you people. And a billion bans are not enough for mizal.
