Player Comments on A Very Special Choose Your Story

My review for A Very Special Choose Your Story.

OMG, I cannot believe this anti-woman propaganda! When I sat down with my child to read this, I had no idea what to say to my daughter about premarital sex and eating disorders.
I mean, obviously I know all about HOW to do those things, it’s been a wild ride since I hit puberty. But to teach her how NOT to?! I tried my best, but it just wasn’t getting anywhere.

I mean, all those neighborhood moms telling me to put effort into researching the negative impact these things have on children? Pfft! Yeah, right! Just because I don’t do my job doesn’t mean I don’t do my job, mmkay!

So I introduced this to my eight-year-old daughter in the hope that EndMaster could help me provide some guidance for her like he promised, but just like all the other men in my life, he was a FUCKING LIAR and it completely ruined her! The trauma this inflicted led to her asking me questions like “Wait, is this why you always have friends over and lock yourself in your room with them while I make dinner? What the heck?! I’m calling mom!”

Our family has been completely destroyed, just like the poor families that EndMaster destroyed when he voted the modern Führer Trump into office! I’m calling the police and you are going to be canceled! Reeee!


Yeah, lol no, I definitely enjoyed this story, and as much as I love EndMaster, my daughter is not allowed anywhere near your stories till she’s at least in high school. With the exception of Imagination, they’re not exactly kid-friendly, but this one…. Hoo boy! Also, she helps me cook dinner now! Homemade pork dumplings, anyone?

So without further ado, the real review!

While it’s not a sprawling epic like so many of End’s classics, this story has the comedic appeal that makes TFTB and TRASH so popular. And despite the short reading, there’s actually quite a lot of branching.

Which I’m going to go into in its’ entirety, cause Hail EndMaster!

Starting with the male, and well. I went for the no effort path first.

“Oh you’re so complex and nobody understands you. Or more likely nobody even cares.

In any case you become withdrawn and start dressing in black constantly. You stay in your room a lot with the shades drawn and the lights low and don’t move too much”

Huh. This is a little more accurate than I thought it’d be.

Choosing to play up my new image leads to a very, very amusing experience that I wish I’d had the brains to think up in high school.

I mean, getting the jocks to leave you alone AND getting the teacher to let you off easy with the assignment? Genius! Of course, he’s never gonna have a girlfriend, but let’s be honest, that wasn’t happening anyways, and who knows, maybe he’ll meet the introverted 300-pound weird girl who will take anything?

Of course nowadays, that’s a great way to end up expelled and institutionalized, but this is from a simpler time. And oh look, you’ve made friends!

Oh shit. You made friends.

Oh shit, they wear trench coats and have guns. They play Doom and listen to Marilyn Manson. As a Columbiner, I know exactly where this is going…

Obviously anyone who has spoken to me for longer than five minutes knows good and damn well I’m going ahead with the plan.

Freedom Fighters against Zionism? Yes, because a bunch of camel jockeys living in caves know how to create reliable explosives. Everything those fuckers have that’s effective has been given to them by the US Government, for crying out loud! You should have ratted them out for gross incompetence.

Nevermind, the ratting them out ending is even more pathetic. What, you couldn’t have ran out the back door? Not like they would’ve wasted time searching for you with a mass murder planned. But hiding in the first place anyone would look. Great plan!

All jokes aside, this ending is further evidence of how old this game is. Nowadays, SWAT would’ve been called as soon as possible, and everyone would’ve been getting free therapy sessions for weeks.

And now, we’re a faggot! Yippee!

“You remember your Dad severely beating you after you said you wanted a Barbie doll.”

Again with the personal accuracy. Although in my case, I had the Barbie dolls, and my dad took them away after beating me cause I was making them scissor naked.

Ahem. So anyways.

“THAT’S why you longingly look at all the rest of guys in the shower room wishing that you were the bar of soap they use…”

And it took me this long to figure out I was gay? lol

Started with being in the closet. Meeting up with an artist to have a gay old time? Damn it, why is Darius in this story?

Wow, that suicide was dramatic. What a drama queen! And as for your classmates taking advantage of the situation to get out of school instead of being introspective… yeah, that actually checks out.

Now, we’re reaching for that duck like a fat kid for the last Thanksgiving turkey leg.

Wow. In some ways, the way your parents react is even worse than if you got angry. As much as those religious parents who force their beliefs on you and kick you out suck, at least they’re acknowledging you and showing some small minded version of care (even if it’s a skewered version of wanting you to be who they want).

More in the closet suppression.

LOL, what the fuck? Yeah our protagonist is definitely a dumbass. “Yeah, I’m gonna convince everyone I’m not gay by sexually harassing women in front of their roided-out boyfriend!” Great idea, punching bag!

Oh no. Dude. NO. I changed my mind, I don’t want the 300-pound introverted girl who will take anything!

Oh! It’s too late.

OH! Well, she’s a fucking bitch. Honestly, it’s fine, eventually the ‘novelty’ will wear off and she’ll start accusing other people to keep it going. Then she’ll get caught and die alone. The Aryan Brotherhood using you as a cum dispensary though. Sounds like an RK game.

Choosing to carry on… okay I actually like this one. You get to have tons of fun and be left alone, and ultimately you die in the same way you were probably going to if you hadn’t come out (and it’s still better than tearing your dick when mouth fucking your mongoloid girlfriend).


Going back to the “futile” path, I’ve decided that suicide is not the answer! We’ll be taking the wide, sunny path down to the wonderful world of drugs!

Bro, I’m not going ANYWHERE. Especially not to a neighborhood full of crackhead coons.

Modeling glue? Really? At least go downstairs for the Lysol. Your parents would be happy to see you’re actually cleaning something. Even if it’s your brain cells.

OH MY GOD!!! That poor female ogre… and I thought I was fucked in the head lol.

Apparently, so was the protagonist’s mom.

But I suppose dying quickly while high is better than your dad beating you to a pulp for mouth raping his wife (YOUR MOM) and then going to prison and being a laughingstock.

Ugh, fine. I’ll go to DA HOOD to introduce myself to the niggers.

Also, did it occur to you that this story is probably what people are referring to when they say you’re racist and homophobic? Granted they’re stupid, this is clearly satire, but it’s starting to make sense why someone dense would assume that at first glance.

Anyways, in DA HOOD, completely predictable outcome, considering it’s a bunch of hood rats and youre playing as a middle class Caucasian. To add to the moral of this path: if you’re gonna get drugs off a black man, at least go find a nigger on a college campus, they have access to the drugs, and they’re there on scholarship so you know they need the money and won’t snitch.


Welp, guess I’m taking a permanent escape.

LOL, FAG. What an hero.

Going back to the beginning where you decide to join a group of some time. First we have….. SPORTS!

Obviously I started out saying no to drugs, cause that’s what all the heroes do in the movies!

Oh look. Reality hit. Literally lol. Ok, fine, I’ll do the drugs.

Despite the satire, this story has a LOT of grounding in realism. The sports team members getting away with everything cause they’re so “necessary” to win games so that people buy tickets, thereby giving the schools money… yeah that’s 100% what happens in real life.

Ok, so that ending was fantastic. Ironic that you became the tough guy you always wanted to be, yet still died the same way you would have if you had just stayed home and did nothing: a virgin who nobody will miss.

Ok, I’m channeling my inner John Lennon. Time to fire up the band!

Got pushed into an amp. Goddamn that ending argument had me rolling! Although I wonder if those guys ended up going to prison. The AB could always use a few more hoes.

Okay, so drinking beer was a great idea. Sure you died a laughingstock, but you got laid and accomplished your goal of being popular (albeit for a short period of time). I did enjoy your description of her vaginal sanitary conditions. And then you fucked a cow! Bestiality, alcohol, drugs… you really did get to live the rock star lifestyle!

Joining a gang, and let me tell you, I would have rather died being beaten to death by the guy who caught me fucking his cow, than suffer the indignity of getting killed by Killa Kaspa and the Ghosts. Like seriously, even someone as pathetic as the protag should have been able to beat them and take over the… well let’s be honest: they’re not a gang.

The other one? Oh look, it’s Cel in an alternate universe lol. Tbh I actually see this one as a good ending. You spend your last months with people who actually care about you, and die fighting for something you believe in.

And last but not least… the gaming group!

Wait. In what universe does a gaming group get any pussy that wasn’t store bought?

Started with the online RP. Lol what a faggot! Just make a new character dude. Yeah it sucks. But it’s nothing to kill yourself over.

So with the in-person roleplay, the first half of it is something I’d actually be into. Theater is fun!

Oh gosh. So apparently Oedipus is the name of the game. Dude should leave now. I would leave now.

A team player? Dude! WHY?!

Hmm. So weirdly enough, Richard’s mom and her behavior after you make noise is actually something that would qualify for a lot of kinks.

Honestly, I take it back. Fuck leaving. You should have just kept your mouth shut and bit down on something. Leave after you fuck the MILF.


And now……. After that long, long review…. Time for the female version. Well, I AM a parent, so technically I’m allowed to read this.

Well, since it worked last time, I’ll once again start with the mope path. Okay, so there is some deviation here from the male version of moping.

Time to seek attention! And of course we’re gonna start with putting out, cause that tends to be what most of them do in real life.

This ending sounds pretty accurate. To be fair, if it wasn’t her friends, it would have been one of her partners or drug abuse that got her (yes, whoring and illicit substances do tend to go hand in hand).

Hanging out on the internet. Holy fuck, MySpace?! Yeah this game is OLD. Nowadays it’d be camwhoring on OnlyFans.

Wait. This isn’t a groomer? That… is odd. I definitely expected one of Hanson’s sworn enemies to walk right in.

Awwe, a happy ending…. Wait. WHAT?!

Ok, now that I’m done rolling around laughing: it seems Jacob’s dad forgot the Golden Rule: What happens in Bible Camp stays in Bible Camp.

Pro tip: when a man is accusing you of molesting him when you were both kids, you do not tell him to get the fuck over it!

Obviously you deny everything, tell him to get out, and file a police report on him first to look like the victim.

And now you know!

But seriously though. I’ve met people irl on the internet. Always meet them in a public place during the day. Always do so after you have known them for at least a year. And always do so after you spoken with them through video chat.

Now I’m confronting my parents! Honestly, it’s about time. Those neglectful bastards need a wake up call.

What the fuck.

And you people complain about Terrorist?!

Girl, just get the abortion and call CPS, for crying out loud. I actually had to suspend reality for this one, cause no way the state is letting her stay in the home after she got her cherry popped by daddy dearest.

With that disturbing imagery in mind, we move on to finding a hobby.

King Dongs? Was that a typo? Or did Hostess actually have a supersized version of Ding Dongs at one point?

Anyways, lol you fat bitch. I’m surprised she even had the energy to move around and commit that murder.

Cutting? Yeah that ended pretty much how it goes in real life if you don’t get help. I say this as a former cutter myself.

Welp. Now that I ate a cheerleader, it’s time to follow the old adage: “You are what you eat.” Off to join the cheerleading squad!

Yeah, being bulemic sucks. Although I am a little confused as to why this happened to you but not anyone else on the squad. Seems like a bit of a plot hole.

Yeah, the protagonist must’ve been fucking delusional at some point. I understand the concept due to having anorexia myself in the past, but when you look like the Russians liberated the camp and just found you hiding in the public outhouse from the Nazi overseer, it’s time to get a hospital visit.

Also, while I’m sure EndMaster didn’t know this, this one is also a bit inaccurate. Due to starving herself, she would have been pink slipped and had someone in the room watching her and keeping her calm. An attempt to remove her IV would have been stopped immediately.

It was still funny, though.

At this point, I’m starting to run out of steam. Speaking of steam, joining the tennis players and being a massive bitch? That death was brutal lol. I enjoy that both the endings in this path lead to your fellow females turning on you. Women might blame men for all their problems, but given the opportunity, they’ll gladly sell each other out.

Last but not least, academics!

So being hot for teacher? Ahh, a tale as old as time. To be honest though, more than likely what ends up happening is that she ends up getting pregnant, he goes to jail for statutory rape, and she ends up homeschooled and committing suicide. I doubt the teacher would risk murdering you considering he’d be a huge suspect.

As for seducing the nerds, yeah, you definitely reap your just rewards. Either be nicer or start collecting virginities like it’s a trading card game.

You would wonder why the protagonist didn’t just explain to the guys how to act on a date, or at least learn about their interests in order to fit in better and have more options on how to pull their strings. Then again, being socially inept is how she got here.


All in all, a very respectable storygame. The edgelord parts are handled amusingly, and while it isn’t always accurate, it’s satire. It’s not meant to be. It is worth the read if you’re looking for a quick laugh, and it’s interesting to see how even a legend like EndMaster has improved over the years.

Thank you EndMaster!

General Recommendation: If you can take a joke, then you should play this game. It’s a well-crafted story that does exactly what it set out to do, with a number of humorous moments.
Preview: Can you make good choices and survive high school unscathed? Hint: No.

=SPOILERS BELOW=

General notes:
I usually hate games that force the player against their will into poor choices and then try to waggle their finger at them, but I guess I can respect a game where self-righteous finger-waggling is the entire point. To those of you looking to make a game designed to forcibly teach the player a moral lesson, take warning: This game already takes the concept and does it in a better and neater way than it has any right to. You are unlikely to succeed in a similar task.
Part of this game’s success comes from the fact that it admits right up front that this is what it’s trying to do. Many of these other moralizing games try to “trick” the player into thinking the bad outcomes of their decisions were really their fault. This game is much more honest; it makes it clear to the player that you can’t win, you’re just along for the ride, so buckle up.
This story really does an excellent job of toeing the line between the absurd and the poignant. I’m constantly torn between feeling like “No, high school is nothing like that” and “Yes, that’s exactly what high school is like.” The absurdity allows the game it’s unique humor, but the humor in this story is very grounded in the real dilemmas reall high schoolers face, making you stop and think even through the surreal nature of the game.
Is this game actually successful at its purpoted goal of teaching wholesome life lessons? Well… kind of? Certainly the pitfalls the narrator can fall into do have less-extreme real-life parallels, and it is a fine example of what not to do as a high schooler. Perceptive high school readers will be able to look past the over-the-top nature of this game to appreciate the genuinely valuable advice it’s trying to offer.
The game certainly succeeds when it comes to entertainment value. There’s a sort of morbid fascination involved to finding out what exactly is going to kill you this time around. The fact that I genuinely enjoyed this game when it’s part of a genre and style I usually can’t stand is a testament to the writing craft and intelligence that went into its construction.
Overall, this is a very well-crafted game. It takes a simple concept, and packs a lot of high-quality humor and satire into a short game. The writing is delightfully scathing, and the game makes very good use of the choose-your-own-adventure format to tell a unique story.
And now you know!

Specific notes:
-Each branch ending with the moral of the story is a particularly clever touch. Each of the morals takes a legitmate moral (“Don’t do drugs”, “Don’t overestimate your ability”) and turns it on itself in an ironic and biting way, all while pointedly ignoring the fact that the player has no real alternatives. It also provides a well-utlized avenue for jokes that might otherwise be tough to fit into the narrative.
-Man, why do people drink bleach when there are perfectly good bridges availiable in most towns? It’s basic risk-reward analysis.
-The narrator’s parents don’t show up more than they need to, but when they do, they serve to emphasize then extent to which the narrator really has no support systems. And they add humor.
-Each of the various branches in this story are short and sweet, culminating in an amusing final scene. The length makes it easy for the player to quickly skip from path to path, and makes the story easily readable. This is a concept that does well from having more width than depth.
-Fun with acronyms!
-This game is successful at leaving the player with a sense of frustration, as there’s the sense that it would be so ridiculously easy to solve all the narrator’s problems with merely an ounce of common sense. Preventing the player from doing this is sort of the point, and it’s an effective narrative device.
-“You’ll probably expect a long and graphic detailed scene… well sorry, use your imagination.” Lol.

Grammar
All good!
Mastery of Language
There are some sentence structure issues, but not too many. Those that do exist actually contribue somewhat to the story’s conversational tone.

Branching
Really excellent, there’s a very wide variety of different endings the player can get.

Player Options/fair choice
Deliberately and masterfully awful.

CONCLUSION: An excellently written story that satirizes both high school and those that try to give shallow morals about it.

To me, this is one of those stories that I find myself surprised that EndMaster has written it. Why do I say this? Because when I think of EndMaster, usually one of his expansive epics come to mind.

However, EndMaster decides to give his readers something a little different this time around. Life lessons! This story has a little something for anyone that might find themselves at a crossroads as to how they should proceed with life. These are tales of facing specific problems, but specific problems that more than hundreds may face in their lives.

There are easily enough endings and differing paths to take for one to get their fill if they look for that kind of thing out of their story-games. Why wouldn't one do such a thing? I feel that because EndMaster isn't hesitant to perhaps see just how much he can shape his stories while keeping high quality, we as the readers get a genuine good game, such as this one right here.

A Very Special Choose Your Story is just that. A story-game that is special, as it is well-written, fun, and creative. As always, one would be amiss to not check out what EndMaster has in store in these pages that he has weaved together.

Harsh and humorous. I hit some of the harsher endings first and started to wonder if it would go way overboard, but never goes much farther than daddyphilia. Some passages are pretty lewd (avert your eyes, Mormon readers), but there's a warning at the start of the game you have to click past anyway, so you can't expect things not to get sexy after giving consent. Not to worry, this is a *wholesome* story because it's full of morals you get to read at the end of every fork!

Boring observation: the number of forks is very even across all paths, and this story is very Cave of Time, so you'll hit endings really quickly and backtrack a lot to hit the rest; it's wider than longer.

If you got this far into the review and haven't said no, just play it already. I gave it a 6 for the number of times it made me laugh.

This game seriously made my day. It is so Jhonen Vasquez-esq. Love the morbid humor. Went through every ending, male and female, and every one just made me laugh! My favorite one has to be the Daddy/daughter ending with the mutant baby, and coming up second was the larking MILF. And though this one didn't have a definitive bad ending (and quite honestly appealed to some wonderful fantasies), I really liked the teacher ending. All of the different stories, I could relate to, as I went through all of those phases at some point or another in high school (yay for adolescence!). Thank goodness I had a brain in my head and didn't go too deep in any of that stupid shit. Playing/reading this takes me back and makes me glad that I'm not a complete retard.

I would suggest you sell this shit to Ohio, but while the intelligent people I know who grew up there would get one hell of a kick out of this, you'd get more people committing suicide and blaming you or coming after you to kill you after being completely and utterly offended. Ohio's got some seriously fucked up people, most of which are just like the different characters who died in this game. Literally. I wonder why the suicide rate in Ohio isn't higher than Washington's? Hmm. Who knows.

Anyway, I'm very satisfied. 8/8, just cause it's the highest rating. As Jhonen Vasquez says, "I mean, I still haven't killed anyone. I think I keep from going over that edge by writing about [Johnny], who has taken a flying leap over it." Violent thoughts are normal, and they make for great reading material. :)

And to those of you who think this is so horrible and offensive, here's another quote for you! "I trust that your minds are developed enough to take no offense at these things. If not, well, I'm better than you, aren't I?" :P

Thanks again!

I cummed to this and thoroughly enjoyed it (so did my micro penis😫), as well as my 6-year-old brother! i mostly landed the drippy semen on the screen but overshot a bit right onto his lips. he just started taking off his pant and spreading his cheeks to reveal a gaping butt hole.

BORRRRIIINNGGG

great story it's awesome its fucking ass niggers hell awsome

Makes this big point of being representative of a certain demographic, then goes on to parody their flaws and exaggerate the consequences for shock value, betraying its initial impressions and taking the story out of the reader's hands making for a dissociating experience that offers nothing of value to the reader but impractical morals.
What were you hoping the takeaway would actually be?

You need to kill yourself you conservative retard

It was hella fun!

Don't worry I am not going to leave a triggered comment! Most of this is correct, miens the fact that girls can't be friends/"sisters"(seriously, they can be best friends/"sisters").

I love sex

All these endings were hella funny 100% recommend

EndMaster's stories are a fever dream of wildness. I feel like I'm watching an adult Tim Burton style movie that just gives no crap about anything or anyone's feelings and just writes for the sheer passion of writing. I went down the majority of the story branches and I loved how EndMaster gave morals to each story. It's kind of bittersweet, because reading this story reminds me a lot of my own childhood and suriving high school, having to make all sorts of choices and trying to "fit in" versus just being yourself and finding your own independence and self confidence. And even if you do either one, there's no guarantee that you'll turn out as a well rounded young adult or adult. This story is a firm reminder that life is a puzzle with no solution. While I don't think this story is meant for everyone, I do believe that it's very accurate when it comes to diving into some deep seeded emotions/feelings/insecurities that people struggle with, and I think everyone can relate to that, if they have the ability to do so. Great story, EndMaster!

Its not even that im offended, it just isnt funny, at all.

THIS GAME IS TERRIBLE. DO NOT PLAY IT. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

1 thing : say stun seed backwards!

The tiniest bit excessive

This is cursed, in the best way possible! I've read all the pathways, both male and female (which I recommend you all do!) and I will remember many of them for the years to come. The only sad thing was difference in sex pathways (1 for male, 2 for female). And even that puny one for the guy resulted in !!!SPOILER death, sacrificial death! As a conclusion, I would remind EndMaster that all straight incest is wincest!

Amazing. Great job. Don't know what else to say.

This, god, ow, my face hurts, oh god, what the actual fuck, this is amazing! Damn you, I can't stop laughing!

what the actual fuck xd

Wow very cool edgy game (dw I loved it) I meant to click on 10 but goofy ahh mobile site I misclicked

Oh god. This was awesome

for some reason this was entertaining

im little offended but that's okay

Wow. That was...something. I cant say I wasn't suprised, as I had looked into the author and their stories before, but DAMN. I have no other reaction or anything to contribute other than DAMN

It will bring you enlightenment.

It's very interesting and has tons of different endings and morals :3

Ass ngl

this was InTeReStInG

WTF is this?? it's horrible Why do people like this?? You are forcing the reader to go down bad paths and in the moral of the story part you are making fun of people who go though this kind of stuff like 0/10 this REALLY bad

This comment originally was on Infinite Story, finally transferring it here to be seen more readily. Enjoy!

WTF, I thought I was a negative, pessimistic person, but you seem to be it because you like it!!! How could you write something liek this?! WTF is wrong with you?! What is wrong with the world?! This is just sick and wrong and evil. I'm not some puritane christian twat, I don't dissaprove of the individual events and endings you write about, what I despise is that you're just being destructive, you're not presenting any good sides, you seem to just be making fun of people that get problems and have unhappy lifes. That makes you the saddes kind of person. Are you a fucking psycopath? Don't words like empathy and compassion ring a bell?

Ok, I might be ufair and overreacting, I only quickly run through the female storyline and I just finished your Death Song story and wrote a comment about that. But I must say, BAD impression. I have been feeling bad all day and I decided to read your stories hoping I'd feel better but I ended up feeling worse.

And even with Death Song it's not like I didn't enjoy the story, I did, that's why I read the whole of it and rated it 9 when I was in the middle of it. But you've fucked up, you've given your readers a total anticlimax. Your'e a sadist with your audience.

Fuck you again you stupid jerk!!!

- drevenhaug Jan 10, 2008

(For part 1 of his rant go see Death Song!)

This isnt actually educational and probably shoudnt be in the edutainment category. I can tell you enjoy old made for TV movies.

I'm scarred...in a good way-

very 2008

This will keep me from being a slut. Thank you for the valuable lesson Endmaster.

P.S. Thanks for the tip I will have to try penicillin on my gonorrhea.

Endmaster deserves more praise for this game. On the very first page he encourages teens and their parents to spend quality time together. Even though the warning is fake it should still be read carefully to decide if this story is right for you and your parent(s)/teen(s).

The paired end choices are polar opposites, examples of how horribly wrong something can go whether the intentions for doing them are good or not. While the endings are over-exaggerated for comedic effect, it seems to reflect the average teen's ability to blow something out of proportion.

One could say it takes a sick person to write something like this. I think believing that is choosing to ignore how cruel and stupid teenagers can actually be. If nothing else, I would recommend reading the morals presented at the end of the branches. The advice given in them is genuinely good if you're willing to take it. Especially if you're a teen.

How have I NOT rated this story before? Great tales to help people pull their heads out of their asses, though it could be updated to include things like clout-chasing and wokeness

it's super insightful to see into the mind of someone who thinks so negatively, yet they still continue to bring others down with them. I went through just about every story option and it's quite upsetting to see they all have endings where every action results in misfortune. Definitely feel bad for the way the author way the author may or may not be living as of now.

This gives you serious lessons and creates enlightenment.

It’s kind of a sick and twisted humor and I understand why people might be offended. That said, I absolutely loved the game. It made me laugh out loud several times, especially on the paths that I could relate to somewhat.

amazing writing man. although about the story it self, I playd as one of the maels as you know, I am a male and I am very well into my teens, and while reading this story, I fellt a mix of emotions from cringing at the death seens at first, then imagining how life is now. while it was a lot of funn to read and select every choice, it has definitly taught me some very important things. so thanks for writing this story, and also love your other ones!

Based

Err...disturbing, but oddly informative...yeah, yep, haha, ha...

My friend went through this but I stopped her before it got that bad

It was okay I guess, it didn't entertain me the way that I thought it would.

Awesome story.

lots of ending and a couple of werid ending and a very weird ending

It was alright I guess, not the best one I've played by far. The only part I got pissed off at was the homophobia there at the beginning. Not cool bro.
2/8

CANCER?!?! I have a disease and this is just sad and it was a lung cance.

well, it's something.

I would be surprised if not one person masterbated to this, but pleasantly surprised nonetheless.

I just wanna say I read this story when I was younger and from then on every time I wondered about self harm I thought "Oh no no no, I can't, I'll get lockjaw"

it's good that's all ill say :D

I think I explored every possible pathway and every possible ending to this story. I really hope I didn't miss anything. It was fascinating. As a middle aged adult, with no kids, I could actually relate to a lot of the issues experienced by the teens in this story, being somewhat of a social misfit in school. I found this story entertaining in a very dark and morbid way because no matter what you do, you ended up losing your shit in the end. I don't know how to put it into words, but this was just too much fun.

This was actual enjoyable, I liked it.

This book was horrible

This story was... something. I felt in the mood to read an endmaster story, and I was deciding between this an imagination. Let's just say they are two diferent ends of the spectrum. I didn't know there was a story on this site more revolting than love sick, but here it is. Despite all that I love it. It is a great story and if you haven't read it then go read it right now. Then go read the butter bear, because you will need it after this.

So to start off I don't want to think that a parent decided not to read through this and read it for the first time with their son. Imagine granny and little timmy sitting on the couch, and getting the mutant baby ending. Not a pretty picture. The first ending I got was the cult one, and it was one of the more sicking ones. After reading through every page of this story, I like the endings. They are structured pretty well, and if you go and try to be popular then you choose a thing you want to do and make a choice about that thing. Then you see how you fail. It's very simple. The endings always felt very different, and the morals are sometimes very helpful! Or not, but whatever.

So I get why it is offensive to a lot of people. It has a lot of generalizations about large groups of people. Some who deserve it like the skin heads, but others not so much. That's okay though, because this a story. You don't have to read it, and it wasn't written to be taken serouisly. Believe it or not, you can disagree with someone on the internet and not insult them. It's a thing

This story game also has that endmaster flair to it. I've mentioned this in many reviews, but something about his writing makes everything good. If grammar is how good the burger looks, and plot is the patty, then style is the sauce, and endmaster has the krabby patty secret formula.

All in all, this story was great. I loved it and while I'm not sure I would recommend many people read it, if can handle it and remember that not everyone thinks like you do then you should be fine. It is still a endmaster story after all, and a pretty short one all things considering.

6/8

With ratings, I wish I could go higher.

This is absolutely amazing. It does teach a valuable lesson to teens and parents. I know how to be careful with the ones I stick around with. How do I know this? One word: YouTube.

Anyway, enough of all that banter. I'm glad you taught those predators on CYS a lesson about not picking storygames that involve sexual abuse, rape, all the sexual stuff nobody needs to see. Because, as you said before, this is not the site for that.

Don't much see the point of telling me off for not running from people in red robes when it wasn't even a choice. Just your generic "insult your player for made up reasons" gimmickry.

sucks ass

This book has good meanings so thank you

It has good meanigs

i absolutely loved it

BS! Really, why the effort to make such pathetic two-step excuse of a story game?

every bit as fucked up as advertised , 10/10 would fuck up again

I liek

I really liked the dark humor. The story was very good, for being so short.

bland

I was a etrict loner in High School and I turned out just fine! Of course, that could've been just bbecause I don't really care about/like humanity anyways, because we always say that we'll be better than what we were, but then we just 'slip' back into old habits, such as how the police shoot unarmed black men because of racism, even though back during the Civil Rights movement we said that we would be better about NOT doing that...

Kinda good

Came out as gay. Dialogue was funny and offensive as expected.

I became a cow fucker. Game of the year. But seriously, it was pretty funny and a joy to play.

My life was perfectly portrayed here;
Teenage girl joins a science club because she has no friends and ends up joining the nerdy boy group. Except I never dated any of them.

burning right next to the faggots and the muslims LOL IM DYING

UPDATE: I read the story again and chose the female route this time, going the "join the academic clubs" route. It was significantly funnier, and despite a weirdly exaggerated and kind of... frankly, dumb ending, I kinda laughed at it. Yeah, satirical humor can be written well if it's more like this than the "gay epiphany" route. Reason being? The girl's route with her nerd friends is a hilarious mockery of the "nice guys" trope & the fact that she low-key makes the guys her sugar daddies is comedic gold.

Maybe I don't 100% despise the way this is going. Read something about being able to have sex with a cow in one ending, and as weird and messed up that is, it's kind of funny. Even though I said I wouldn't play again in my last comment, I did. Maybe I'll do so again.

I read the "fake" warning and thought "hmm, this is a bit odd, but I'll see how this goes." My choices in the male path for the first two clicks were absolutely hilarious, and I thought "hey, this is my kind of humor, offensive my ass." But... then I got to the whole "figuring out you're gay" stuff. I'm a gay guy. That's not how that works. I know this is regarded as humor, but it's also tagged as "serious" and "socially important," and the things put in this story don't really match up to those tags.

Stick to the depressed teen that has to be dusted off by his mom because he doesn't do anything. That's hilarious, coming from a depressed teen who doesn't do anything. But seeing how that turned into a "socially important" talk about how gay men can't be loyal and don't get a happy ending and there's "forbidden love" bullshit and all that...? Yeah, not cool. Not even for humor. Quote thatabsurd from yesterday, "I don't care if it's supposed to be 'funny' or 'a joke' its fucking rude and insensitive."

There's a huge difference between dark humor/offensive humor, and straight up disrespect. And I read the warnings, I prepared myself, I just really didn't want to be mocked tonight. I went to pride today and enjoyed myself around a bunch of gay people who weren't gonna scream "I'm gay and I hate being gay lol I'm so relatable" and then jump out a window. Whatever "eye-opening" and "moral" thing that is supposed to be an underlying topic here is very rudely represented, and you flat out shouldn't joke about suicide. Or gay people, but I can take a gay joke. I can't take a suicide joke.

Once again, I understand that this story is ten years old, and you may have had some very different views of the world, but... I just can't get on board with this. I really hope that Repression has something for me to enjoy in there.

On a non-story-nitpicking sidenote, the play length & story difficulty ratings are both pretty off, in my opinion. It took two minutes flat to play through the whole game, and I don't care to find another ending. I also didn't have ANY difficulty whatsoever playing this, so... why are they ranked the way they are? Well, whatever, this is a ten-year-late comment on a story by a tired gay guy with too much time on his hands. Really hope to find something of yours that appeals to me, mainly so I don't have to do this again.

Also, if you read this comment or the one I left on Love SICK last night, feel free to message me and discuss. I don't know the whole story, and my critiques could definitely be something unnecessary. All due respect.

handles sensitive topics poorly and criticizes people for going through hard times. I don't care if it's supposed to be "funny" or "a joke" its fucking rude and insensitive

This game taught me to be gay!

Wtf

I learned some valueable life lessons

I'm just glad I didn't go to school in the U.S.

Please someone reassure me this is not typical of life in America?

I read both warnings. And oh boy.

Honestly, this story is more or less just disturbing. It's like a "Make all the wrong choices and generally just be a retard" simulator. It's well written, but otherwise it is just downright bad. I didn't like it at all, and don't understand in what universe any of these events would happen. I'm not really sure who would enjoy this, because it's like a dump of sadistic ideas and concepts. Reading this for a long period of time can and will make you more depressed...

I'm not sure what to think. I'm not angry or offended just....disheartened. While the writing is good, barring a couple minor mistakes, the world view presented is a very dim one indeed. I'm not talking about the actual depictions of events, though those are troubling enough. Rather, it's a question of what prompted EndMaster to create the game in the first place. I've read a few of the other stories that are more fantasy/sci-fi epic based, and really enjoyed them. And while the humoristic STYLE of this game was undoubtedly brilliant, I can't deny that the focus of it left me rather cold. After all, something like 'Game of Thrones' can be ruthless and graphic, but there isn't an 'outside' voice to complicate matters.

And before I get a retort, yes I read the warnings (both of them) and yes I was aware that there would be disturbing content. What I wasn't expecting was the callous nature of the warnings at the end. The faux-'public service announcement' tone was quite chilling. But, if this is indeed the results you wanted, EndMaster, then I take my hat off to you.

Choose gaming group and practice...
And OK story...
Not much to explain here...

And now I'm a Nazi?

Darn. Can't join school band.

So um. Spoilers ahead.
I got fucked by my best friend who was almost like a sister to me for wanting to make friends on the tennis team, then I was apparently murdered by her.
All I wanted was to join the damn tennis team.

what. the. fuck.

Im impressed it did made me feel "hatred" but you got me I understand the Moral here and your provocative way of saying it out, Okey i won't go and do a school shooting(Because i can't get guns duhh?) Anyway Nice work!

This is literally the worst story i have played Endmaster has seriously been letting me down lately. I mean come on there are lines that you just cant cross.

HOLY SHIT o_o

This game actually did give some decent tips about life, I enjoyed this.

Lol loved the many endings

Haha not bad!

(Dabs) well I really don't know what to say so...ya

I gave it a 7/8 until that statement about suicide. It was still really good, just I bit too twisted for me, but I'm not gonna give a bad rating just because it wasn't my cup of tea. I'd say 6/8.

A bit weird I'd say (that's probably an understatement).

Don't act like a psychopath if you aren't a psychopath, kids! That being said, like 80% of The People In This story Are psychopaths, I'm Fairly Certain. It Is Extremely entertaining And probably makes me Laugh More Than It should. I Mean, the Red Priestess? Really?!
I'm Impressed. This May Be one Of The Most Screwed up Stories You've Written.

My first time reading and i got the ending "Go ahead with the plan" and i had to leave a rating of 8/8 just from that. I was laughing my ass off crying. You sir, are a legend.

There is something quite profound about your darkness, my friend. Perhaps...perhaps, it is too late for you. My mother always said that you were doomed. She was right. The time has come for you to choose sides Endmaster. Do you side with the Light or Dark? Ancients or the Corrupt? Do you dare face the mighty wrath that have smitten so man mere Sol system humans such as yourself?

This is seriously so messed up. You're a psychopath!!

This story can only have been created by a sick, twisted mind. I nearly feel pity for whoever wastes time to create such a sick piece of writing. Get a life man.

Pretty funny but weird at the same time lol

what the Fuck did i just read??!

It was amazing but *SPOILERS* Is there anyway to stay alive?xD

@Five Congratulations, you tumblrina. You did exactly what he told you not to do and got all butthurt.

VIOLENT!!

What do you mean "don't be gay"? It's not a choice, you know. You're either born with it or not, and just because someone is gay mean that they like to wear dresses and nail polish. They could, but gay and trans are two different things. Also, you act like depression is a choice, when, again, it's NOT. Depression is a mental disorder. You are trying to send positive messages, but you should do reasearch before you say something!

Became a jock, a ladykilloer, the hulk an impotent. Dying to see the other endings

Interesting internet ending for female. Dad why did you molest him!

Lesbian shower sex throat cut. Only here

I've always wanted to fuck a cow

YES YES YES

One ending down many to go

This...this...this..is how,what,why...why would you do that!Not to be offensive but this story has ruined some of my things for a long time...sorry but this is too much for a thirteen year old like me to read.Dont mind this comment but how did you beat the game with out getting killed or...is that the trick on beating this game...?!

Very very frickin fucked up, man. But the lesbian sisterhood my ass thing got me laughing....

Ah Whoops. I was a Deadly Lion. I guess a bunch of things in this game are really dangerous. (Joking, you're great man)

I was eletrocuted. Ouch.

I am now a cow f*cker. Pretty (nah, joking again).

LARP is twisted.

Online gaming didn't work for me.

Ayy lmao... huh, girls can be really annoying sometimes.

Gosh. STDs are dangerous. All the things in this story are dangerous (lol).

Oh man, this story is fun. Well, hiding in the closet is dangerous, as is all the other things.

Da Hood is dangerous. Very dangerous.

Oh, man... Sniffing glue is dangerous.

Oh man, committed suicide.

Tried to rat out the psychos. Well, i am now worm food.

Tried to wipe out the school. I officially hate snipers (nah, joking).

Not used steroids, became an vegetable and my parents allowed the doctors to pull the plug. Wonderful.

Used steroids. But i don't think a guy in steroids could rip out one guy's larnyx.

Tried to join the Ghosts, but i had a rock throwed in my head, i was left to die in the woods and i was eaten by an bear after dying. Oh, man...

Joined the Nazi gang. Guess what? The Nazis losed again. First WWII and now this.

A funny comedy.

My goodness I almost dropped my phone on the last few paragraphs!Lesley WHYY!

Are you saying that if I join the football team that I am going to die? Hey Endmaster I like you, but I am experiencing this, I don't take drugs, and I do just fine. This story is EXTREMELY exaggerated, even making the good choices gets you killed. I thought you were trying to show a positive message, so noted, do drugs, be successful, thanks! I will use those now, because I am in High School!

Haha, I actually liked it to some extent.

Worst game I ever played every conclusion will result in some fake sage wisdom and failure not sure I fully gather the point of this game but for me it only served to waste time

Endmaster you have done it again! Great job

This game is not 6/10 for length. It is very very very short.

It's mildly sad that so many hippie loser PC police went and rated this story a 1 after they ignored the repeated warnings and took offense to one perceived outrage or another. It's almost as if some people think you are the first writer to have a protagonist have intimate relations with a parent... I hope those folks never read Oedipus.

Wow. This is just like me. :D ... Apparently I have some issues...

Very... Odd.

Not sure all the adive (or senareos) are logical or good?

lol, I always love delving into Endmaster's stories and finding shit I didn't find before. He is the absolute best.

Well, I know this is sort of educational, but really, it is just sick, but I guess it is endmaster so of course it would be sick.

This was so messed up... So. Messed. Up. But the morals were good, so... I guess that's good?

....gross

The moral of the story is that you are Fucked.

Very funny. :3

Haha very funny. The first time I ate an anorexic cheerleader for whatever reason. Everyone knows the football players are more filling *sashays out

In short I liked it. It is a well written true story about teenage life, my favorite part is your opinions at the end, they cracked me up.

Oooo I really want to play this game

I don't understand why people are so butt hurt over this story. It's fucking hilarious.

This story's been around for years and somehow I never really noticed it. It really shows a different, more compassionate side of Endmaster as he offers young people another perspective and sound moral advice on the very real issues they face today.

Whoa. The LARPers are weird.

EndMaster no, no, no man you are a fantastic writer why the hell would you do this. Are you suffering from depression because it will get better. SEEK HELP

What. The. F**k

Is it possible to not die?

To my early comit, yes all ending end up with you dead and endmaster calling you stupid, but seeing your parents in the game it's not that shocking.

Endmaster cussed me out hard for committing suicided. Does every ending invole going to hell?

Mission accomplished!

Whhat the fucking fuck did I just read, EndMaster? What about Ground Zero, Necromancer, etc.? I respected your ability to write amazing storygames. Now, this? Did you drop off the deep end or something? I actually hate this story, based on your absolute ignorance. I love Ground Zero, I love Necromancer, and many of your other storygames.

SERIOUSLY, though. You need help. Seriously.

Every path leads to ruin and death

Was there a single good ending?

I don't quite have the stomach for abortion jokes since I have a baby, but it was still a good story. I've played every scenario now... Time to get on with life and be thankful that high school wasn't anything like that for me back then.

Hahaha!! Attack of the nerds :b Oh, man... I remember high school. Thankfully the real world is much different.

Great. I'm gonna play some more...

Eh heh heh... That was funny. I'm going to read every other scenario since I ended up accidentally killing myself in this one.

Creative as always, Mr. End.

8/8, Very insightful.

fun

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! I GOT THE S*** KICKED OUT OF ME?! WHAT?! I AM NOT SOME GLOOMY FREAK TO BE PRGNENT AND KILLED! IM THE PERFECTLY FINE REBELIOUS GIRL THAT LOVES DRAWING AND READING! WHAT THE H*** WAS THIS?! Oh, and I'm also the girl with a TEMPER.

-_- its dumb

Engaging writing style and good humour. This story is as claimed in the description.

Another great story from EndMaster.

funny as hell

Just accept the warning in the introduction and realize that this is just a satirical chooseyourstory about the tips of life. Don't take it too seriously and you'll actually love it. 8/8

THIS WAS FUCKING STUPID U ALWAYS DIE

10/10-IGN preety hilarious stuff man

Pretty good

It was kind of boring tbh

I did not really understand it but I like it though, with my instincts.

I can't fucking win

Only giving th 8 because of the message at the end.

It's okay, Taco. It gets better...

After carefully perusing this work, I have but one thing to say: moo.

I.... highly regret not looking at the maturity ratings. Would someone please slap me for being so ignorant? *sigh*
Does anyone have any mind bleach?
Also, uh, no matter how... disturbing... that was, I can see why you're one of the best writers on the site.
7/8
Now, uh, please excuse me while I hunt through the house for mind bleach.

Mooooooo!

Oh dear... "cow fucker" ending for me.

nice story man!I get all the ending..You should make more story like Necromancer or Eternal..You are very talented for writing..one of the best writer I ever known

Steroids ending. Dear Lord...

It's not complicated what-so-ever, but absolutely hilarious (and very bizarre). It'll give you enlightenment...or at least a good laugh. But prepare to read.

No comment.

The cow ending was epic. Laughed so hard i started to cry

hahah...nice
6/8

Wow. I am officially a fan. I read Ground Zero and started looking through your other stories. Great stuff!!

Tons of different paths and endings to enjoy, and it was very funny. Good for reading if you're not in the mood for reading a big long epic and you just want a light entertaining storygame.

There's not much I can say about improvements that could be made because I feel that for what this game is, there's not much you could do to make it better.

6/8

"Geared for Extremists"

Seems legit

Not to interesting, but not boring either.

I liked it, even if I freaking died every time by either fucking up so hard, or getting killed by insane folks. In the end, I like.

Some gramacle errors but It is funny in most areas. It is rather offesive but in a funny way!

And that's why you shouldn't go to school. 8/8

It was okay. I rated it a 5. I only played it once, and I have a feeling that I won't play it again. I agreed with the moral to the female part, so good job with that! I'm sorry about all your hate comments. I do my best not to leave any. (Please don't take my comment personally : )

to Mtactical, yes you do die on almost every link. When you don't die on one link you die on a link after it. There is no path to actually win. It's a good story.

Jeezus christ EndMaster! I LOVED IT! Do you die in EVERY link though? :I I really liked the humor in the story.

So how did this get a 6/8 for length? there's only 60 pages... or maybe 80 pages gets you the 8/8 for length?

Horrified... Yet intrigued.

Dude, your writing style, like, so totally reminds me of this guy I kno ... his name is Jasper, and he not only has a vocabulary fit to make the Devil himself blush, but he also has the Badass factor and the power to back it up. Just like your writing! This is not the first story of yours I've played, but it most certainly is the funniest! I even learned a few new obscene expressions from you while playing this, 8 out of 8, buddy! Keep it up!

I flipped all the ending. And i feel really bad..
This was a pretty bad joke. And i did not find this funny. I still give it a 6 for the effort.
I thought all your story were great.

Well why not? ;)

I read every ending for some reason. Every. Flipping. ONE.

At first I thought the fat girl ending was the funniest.

Then I got to the guy who sniffs glue...hehe. That one was hilarious.

Oh my.

When he said to be prepared to get shocked, I didn't think it would that disturbing. Everything I ended up doing resulted in me dying a painful death or living a sick, twisted life.
Disturbing on so many levels, still found it incredibly funny, mainly due to the absurdity of it all.

Hocum

Absolutely brilliant, I say. This is exactly the kind of humor I enjoy. Also am I the only one who was thinking this read like a 1000 ways to die episode half the time?

I couldn't stop laughing, this was priceless! Oh, if only I had one of these life lessons when I was a little girl.

You are the master of sarcasm. I am enlightened.

Okay...

I like the idea and there are some genuinely funny bits. That said, you make a big deal about homosexuality being sinful, which is frustrating. What is this, the 1950's? Overall, not a bad way to warn teens about stupid things.

Oh god this was hilarious. I cracked up at the daughter-father sewer monster, lol.

Some of these vignettes are pretty funny. There's a lot of shock-value to them, but hey, we're catering to a demographic of tweeners and very young adults for the most part, so it should work out well. And the writing is honest with a nice heap of shut-the-fuck-up-and-like-it, so I can't complain.

Very funny. Really cool. I might want to use those morals of yours.

Pretty good, very funny, and great morals.

HOOHAA FUNNY COOL BOSS

Hard but funny

FUN I LOVE IT

FUN I LOVE THIS GAME>

What disappoints me about this story is that all the endings lead to a loss. This gives the impression that for loosers, there are no hope for them. Lol I wasn't convinced, but I might as well be one of those loosers. I'm still fightin though.

Very amusing and fun to play. Lot's of choices.

I wonder which path is most similar to Endmaster's life.

Thought it would be fun... I was wrong.

WOW lots to take in...

I LIKE IT AND YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME HAHAHAHA!

soo many choices...

The ONLY BAD story ENDMASTER MADE THERE IS NO "WIN" WTF!!!

guys u dont see this often and this game is awesome play it over and over

God this was ridicolus. I really liked the sports ending x)

And knowing is half the battle!

I know you said I wasn't going to win but still, you're an asshole. My favorite one was the gaming group. Funny stuff.

I did exactly what I always wanted to in high school and that's the result? Damn. Being a gay porn star in Mexico has never exactly appealed to me so I guess I'm glad I didn't do it. Still wanted all those fuckers to die though.

Well i'm screwed. x

now that i've read moe of the story, i take the first comment back. the entire thing is horrible. unfortunetly, it's all true

a litte scary, but the morals are great!

True. True. True.

Damn I hate having to go and do a story over again here because I read it on IS. I am ashamed as a human being to give this good rating, but I have done it.

Bien hecho EndMaster.

Very very...uh! It's a shame for me to tell...you know better than me.

'To sum up, never ever fuck your family members, unless you use protection. Then I guess its okay.'

If only you were a screenwriter for Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide..

LARPING with a sexy MILF.... wierd

ummm

I feel very offended by the sentence:

"Your torment of having an asshole the size of Texas comes to an end when you get a little mouthy with one of the Aryans who’s in no mood for your bullshit and shanks your bitch ass."

It offends me because I'm Aryan and proud of it. I don't like it when you mix up the Aryans with such racist groups.

I honestly burst out laughing for several minutes at a time, multiple times. I think for hilarity alone, this gets a 7/8.

i laughed...

fucked up and funny, good job!

"Remember, incest is everyone’s problem when murderous mutant babies are born." First things first, I just have to say that that may be my favorite line in anything ever. I loved this story. It was a fantastic parody of those retarded "After School Specials". @ to Amber, the content of this story pales in comparison to some of the twisted, depraved shit you can find in the bible. Anyway, I gave it a 7/8. Very very funny. Keep it up.

I have read the bible, where do you think I got the idea for the story from? Lol.

Too many bad words, and too much filthy language!! Morals can be taught better than this! ( Try reading the Bible)

Yeah most of us are aware of these things the problem is that people don´t seem to care and go ahead and just do it anyway...
Anyways, loved the Alice in Wonderland´s author(rumored of having been a pedophile for those who don´t know) reference wherever it was intended or not.

What the F*** is wrong with you??? That's some messed up crap!

too short and too moral

cool.

Someones mom molested me!

This is basically giving people that have an idea about fitting in the wrong way a smack upside their head. Congratulations EndMaster, your story has just been emailed to all of the people that i know in my high school. You have outdone yourself.

So...many...horrible...endings.....now I'm depressed being a girl. According to this thing I'm ether going to wind up fat, skinny as hell without friends, or emo. DX DX DX

Just don't take it too seriously and it's an amusing and funny story.

sad....sad...sad

Hilarious, I read every ending. They were all amazing.

I think most people who commit suicide doesn't really care if anyone's gonna miss them or not.

It was alright, I didn't find it too funny and it was extremely short. Lots of misogynistic endings for the female side.

I did the female part and the whoever wrote this must be a woman hater. The ideas are pretty good, the endings are stupid, I'm guessing this is suppose to be a sick/funny sort of thing.

I'm a childless adult and was a total female whore. I just wish I was able to live and raise the Jersey Devil.

I played all the options under male and laughed at them all, maybe that means I have low morals or something but who cares?

@Steve: lol.

My work here is done!

This is the biggest waste of time for anyone to play. The difficulty is 8 because the idiotic author made it so you couldn't win. Maturity level should be a 9 because the author needs some counselling, this is just a constant spam of swears, racial hatred, stereotyping and pointless crap. Play length should be a one, as there is always only 3 options if you are male (haven't checked female, because so disgusted at this I just stopped). The Player rating should be a 0 simply because of the waste of time it is. In fact, writing this took up more time than playing through the game.

Why is it that only girls are seen fat? Fat ass guys are gross too. Anyway, at least I got to kill a cheerleader. Those stuck-up bitches deserve to die.

This game is CRAZY!!! Not for the faint-hearted... but then again... if you are faint-hearted then the game might have some morals for you...

i think tis was sooo disgusting i mean honestly fucking my dad??? I dont even want 2 think about that or fucking another girl! sick! im sorry but u could make this better if u didnt use unnesscary shit.

I really like this game!

haha awsomly fucked up game 8/8

Not just the girly ones, ALL the paths end badly!

Hey the girly paths ALL end badly! (One ore two of them are really sick, by the way)

What the Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MAH ****** GAWD!!!!!!!!!

Great writing, even though though most of the endings result in bad stuff. I wasn't offended by any of it, but it awakened a new found fear of actually ending up like what happened in each ending.

holy shit dude..you have MAJOR anger issues...and no fucking idea how anything works beyond what fox news told you.

Your writing was good and the stories were interesting. I don't really get your humor at times, but other people did so it is probably just me. Nice work!

its...its depressing and funny....if u read them all...u will feel somtin missing in ur life....its....its depressing and sorta funny at the same time....the male version is funny....but the female version.....its depressing.....like if u could have done somtin but u cant.....

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

sad

The fake warning at the beginning doesn't apply to me. I'm not an adult or prepubescent. Nyaah!

Good, but unrealistic. The good part reminded me of Kyle Cease.
Funny as hell... like a vagina.

Interesting...

This is a FUNNY, FUNNY game! I can't understand why it's not featured.

...Actually, maybe I can.

Where’s your Hitler now? Nyaah!

It keeps you occupied.

-koolgai

Although it is a bit shocking and stereotypical, I do believe it is important to remember that these horrible things do happen to real people because of the dumb choices they make. I hope many people will learn from your story.

“(Whew) Goddamn. We need to put a sign on this school that says no fat chicks.”

6/8. God, you're fucking sadistic and explicit. I love it. The stereotypes were funny, I thought. You need to write a long ass 7 or 8 length story infused with your sick metaphors and such. Make it slightly sensical and have a solid plot with solid characters and the whores on this site just might show you the definition of the term "Glory Hole"

Ah...I feel dead just reading this. But dead in a you wanted it to make me feel dead way. A bit excessive with the endings though, except a few, those are very real. Overall, a good in sight into some people's lives.

Short, but shocked as I am to say it, that might be good. It was too stereotyped for my tastes, and I don't want to have to face my horribly unpopular future on the internet! lol, Despite this, another good story...or educational story...well, it's not really a STORY. Whatever. Good job.

Just way too short. It feels more like a length 4 game than a length 6 game. Still well written, but overly stereotypical too.