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                      END MASTER’S PROMPT CONTEST 5

     

Deadline: 11:59 PM (EST) April 1st, 2026

Reward: The enemies you make along the way

Alright it’s that time again for all of you faggots to pick a prompt and then fuck off for several months until close to the deadline where upon half of you will flake out completely and get thrown in the SHAME pit. Of those remaining half, most of them will turn in unfinished shit because guess what? They fucked off for several months instead of actually focusing!

And MAYBE among the rest who miraculously manage to completely follow through with their ideas we’ll get some good stuff. Well that’s the hope anyway since I have read all this shit. 

Still, I would like to see you slothful fucktards at least put in more fucking effort in turning in something this year. Yeah we got some of the best story submissions last contest, but let’s try for quantity as well as quality too. 

After all, this is the grand CYStian community tradition and we don’t want these contests to end up deader than a CoGite’s dick in a room full of biological women.

Speaking of which, for fuck’s sake try to avoid writing gay porn this year. Seriously we’ve had enough of that for awhile now, this isn’t the IFag’s SpringThing where you need to cross your t-girls and dot your intersexed for alphabet soup points.

Note: I didn’t say you can’t write gay protagonists if you really feel the need to represent yourself, I just said don’t write fucking gay PORN or you’re getting cast down to the bottom level of the SHAME pit automatically.

So if you pick say the prompt about joining a new cult don’t make it about a bunch of cross dressing degenerates sucking a giant disembodied cock that baptizes them its “divine” juice or some shit. Do something wholesome like a bunch of freaks dressing in the skins of their victims and carving their eyes out so they can "see" their true god Fluffy the Unnamable or some shit.

Anyway, if you’re joining the contest pick a prompt from the list below. When you’re done writing your story be sure to link it to this thread.

That’s about it for now, unless I think of something else to change as needed.

Good luck.

1) A story involving a dangerous hunting competition.
 TharaApples

2) A story involving dinosaurs.


3) A story about an underwater adventure.
 stories_unwritten

4) A story where the protagonist has a dangerous addiction or obsession.
 Liminal

5) A story written in the epistolary style (Told through journal entries or letters). benholman44 (200 Bet that he'll be in the top 5)


6) A story that starts with receiving a letter or call from someone you thought was dead.
 Avo

7) A story involving trying to save at least one loved one.
 Suranna

8) A story about a pacifist protagonist.
 beefhotpot

9) A story involving a major festival within the fairy world.


10) A story about escaping a prison (Doesn’t matter what kind)
 SpecialOlympic

11) A story involving court intrigue while attempting to seduce one (or more!) of your relatives.


12) A story about a siege. This can be from the attackers or defenders (or both) point of view.
 Fabrikant

13) A story involving a literally retarded protagonist.
 Corgi213

14) A story where you’re the last of your kind (Doesn’t need to be human).


15) A story about being a cartographer hired to map out an unexplored area.
 Fire_Of_The_Universe

16) A story about being the leader of a post apocalyptic gang.


17) A story about a homemaker protagonist while their significant other leaves for battle for extended periods of time (Soldier, raider, merc, etc).
 Wildblue

18) A story about founding a new religion.
 Mystery Contestant

19) A story involving a war between two galactic super powers fighting over planet Earth (Humans are the “primitives” caught in the middle)
 Shadowdrake27 (100 Bet)

20) A story involving a criminal trying for one last big score before getting out of the life.
 MrAce321 (Saving Darkspawn from third level of the pit)

21) A story about being a traveling merchant.
 Clayfinger

22) A story about an abominable horror has come to a small town and that horror is YOU.
 Darius_Conwright

23) A story about rebuilding after a war.
 Chris113022 (Saving AYT from the third level of the pit)

24) A story about a race to acquire a valuable resource.


25) A story involving tales from the Bible and do whatever you want with it. (Do not simply use the Book of Mormon for this fanfic)


26) A story set during a nuclear winter on Earth.
 RKrallonor (50 point Bet that he makes a good story)

27) A story about joining a cult.
 Yummyfood

28) A story set during a holiday (Any of them)


29) A story about time traveling Nazis or dinner with Hitler. I don't care, just something with Nazis I guess. Time period and location still don't matter. Enterpride

30) A story involving a road trip.


31) A story involving sports of some kind. (Real or fictional and in any capacity: Player, coach, ref, mascot, cheerleader, etc)


32) A story involving an uncharted planet (Colonizing it, exploring it, crashing into it, etc)
 Anthraxus

33) A story about having cancer and trying to check off a bucket list before you die. Also try to make this into a game with a scoring system. (It’s cancer, just have fun with it!)

34) A story revolving around portals to other worlds. 

35) A story where the protagonist is a public figure caught in a scandal. MadHattersDaughter

36) A story where the protagonist is worshipped by a primitive tribal society. 

37) A story about wholesome woodland critters.

38) A story about being a film maker attempting an ambitious project.

39) A story where the protagonist seeks a living example of something long thought extinct.

40) A story involving a journey in an airship.

41) A story where the protagonist is an ordinary shopkeeper.

42) A story involving a special task force that hunts down rogue magic users. goodnight_a

43) A story where an archaeologist makes an incredible discovery. Fluxion

44) A story about a small group of isolated survivors.

45) A story set in a lunatic asylum.

46) A story involving and underground society. (And I repeat don’t fucking write gay porn) Mizal (Saving Derp from the third level of the pit again for some damn reason)

47) A story about redemption of past misdeeds (And no, you can’t redeem a pedo) CavusRex

48) A story involving playing as a historical figure (Up to you how close you stick to real life) MiltonManThing

49) A story with a ghostly protagonist haunting a particular area. Cat2002116

50) A story where the old gods have returned! Objective: SURVIVE UnscapeableDeath

Dibs on 4!

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I'll take 46 so that Ben can't say "instructions unclear" and write gay porn again.

Locked.

Also, I'll be rescuing Derp AGAIN. Since someone seems to have nudged Derp back over the edge, I'm sure it was an accident.

Since EndMaster has graciously offered me a semi pardon and raised me out of the Third Level of SHAME (home of the Evil Rape Scorpions from Hell) into the second level, I'll join this contest, pay the 100 point fee, and take prompt 23. Time to give that another shot.

Locked (even though I can edit my own posts now)

Prompt 18 has been locked in by Mystery Contestant

7 please!

:(

I'll take 27!

locked

Prompt 13 LOL

Locked

The gods of RNG have told me to pick prompt 21.

Locked in

Prompt 10

I am NOT betting my account, I've decided to simply become the top Warden, an act that should be as simple as stepping over a pile of dog shit on a sidewalk.

I do however think my storygame will be better than anything produced by Chris113022, MiltonManThing, stories_unwritten, and Clayfinger, and would bet 25 points against each of them unless they're too cowardly to take me up on that. (Or unless they're too cowardly to enter the contest at all.)

You're the one that just sucked Endmaster's dick for a pardon.

I changed my mind, because Clayfinger despite naming himself after the finger he puts inside his own butt made a good point against those kinds of bets.

If you don't like it, go make another thread complaining instead of cluttering up this one, I'm sure some mod will give you another pity comm for a paragraph if you keep it under 300 words.

Deal! *begins the sacred Warden snot exchange and backwards duck walking ritual of agreement*

Hmm, at least you aren't completely retarded. Although, at this point, I'm almost fully convinced you're someone's alt and your whole purpose is to rage bait wardens into doing things. So, I'm mostly going to be ignoring you until you actually publish your story game.

I'll take 47, and also add a 0 to my SHAME fee turning it into a bet that I'll turn in something of actual quality instead of a game to troll people.

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22

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The journey of a thousand tales begins with a single story !

I will take prompt 3: the underwater adventure. It will be better than SpecialOlympic (not a bet, just a fact).

Locking in ｼ

Can I take 49, please?

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Also, who was it RK was going to pull out of the third level of shame last contest? Because I'll drag whoever it was up with me.

Chris, and he's already out of the lowest level of the pit.

Ah, okay.

Is there someone else worth dragging up a level?

Nobody of any note really.

I'll take prompt five. I wrote something similar for my first thunderdome, and it stinks down here in the SHAME pit.

Can I place a 200 point bet that I place in the top five?

Locked in

Very nice prompts this time round. I would like number 12 please.

Locked

I'll take prompt 42 please.

Locked

Prompt 17, I'll try this again.

Even if the one about Hitler made me laugh. Is it a date night?

And locked.

35

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I'll take 6 please.

Locked.

I'll take 32

locked

Prompt 1, please!

Locked

If I can join this, I'd like to try my hand at #50

Locked.

I'd like Prompt 26 please. In addition to my shame tax of 100 points, I'd like to make a further 50 point bet that I will write a well-thought out, complete, and non-rushed game that is of objective quality and not last-minute rushed slop.

Locked. Good luck.

Thank you Avo!

Can I have 15?

Locked.

Locked.

I was tempted with that one. Look forward to seeing what you make, assuming your guess is correct and you don't wind up joining Dark.

Okay... I wasn't gonna be back, but I'll try to honor Will by completing something for prompt # 19

Locked and willing to risk the extra 100 points.

Edit: willing to pull someone out of triple shame if there is anyone active.

24 prompts left. Already more than half have been taken.

I couldn't find a prompt I'm in love with this time, but I'm at least a little interested in 43. So I'll take that before there's nothing left at all that I might want to do. "A story where an archaeologist makes an incredible discovery."

I only have a vague idea about what I might do here, but the truth is, SHAME is worse than getting a full idea only to find the one prompt that will work with it is gone.

I like multiple of them. Are you sure none of them vibe with you?

I get into a certain headspace where I have two or three ideas, and if nothing matches, I have nothing. This is the only one that matched, but it matched to the vaguest idea I had. \_(-_-)_/

EDIT: the siege one would work, but Fabrikant will bring us something awesome with it instead.

Oh. I can come uo with ideas on the whim, and usually they start to develop pretty fast.

Not me. My ideas are painstaking in their development. :/
Not so much a creativity issue as it is a passion issue. If I don't love it, I get bored way too easily.

Funny enough I usually do the opposite where I go through all the prompts and think of a quick and vague outline to a story for each of them and then pick whichever I like best, but this time I took your approach since I had a few game ideas that would otherwise sit on shelf forever. We'll see how it works for me.

Also it's not like you didn't stretch the prompt to its limits last year and still ended up with a winner.

LOL true. The way I plan this year will be more true to the prompt. But I got to say, I'm impressed you could come up with ideas for each one.

You guys are way overthinking this, I picked mine because I wanted to make a joke about Ben being a degenerate.

If a prompt allows for fantasy it's always possible to bullshit something out.

Those kind of stories are great for a cleanse after reading the inevitable cringe these major contests produce.

Most of those were either extremely vague, generic or derivative. Like if I were to pick prompt 1 I'd just do a Running Man game but more in the spirit of the old movie or using 14 as a base I'd make a story with a protagonist who was the last one in a battle for godhood and now has to put the world together after bringing it to ruin. And those are just 2 I didn't feel like doing.

I find ideas to be a dime a dozen and it's all about where you take whichever one you chose to go with in that moment.

Oops sorry. I will do my best to try to live up to that.

29

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Fastest shooter in the west man

Will I flake again? We shall see.. I would like prompt 8 please! I will also pay my 50 point shame fee!

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I'm a sucker for these. Give me Prompt 48.

Locked. Best of luck, Milton!

This one looked very tempting to me... I can't wait to see what you do with it!