Mods, don't delete this for any reason.
This is info I could use from people.
Edit: beatdub None of you've earned the privilege of seeing my true face.
I like the fact that your watch has hands. Thanks for your face as well even though there is no way I'd post a selfie.
Hell, I don't even tell my gender let alone show you my face. Plus, chickens (my chickens at least) are more dumb than afraid, so your taunt does not instill the intended effect upon me.
Just post a pic of a chicken and you got your selfie.
Just pretend I posted that one cringe picture where the person's reflection is a dragon.
until I get my dragon sona commissioned.
It seems all most of your beauty went into your voice, Ford.
Alright so should I use image raider or just regular Google image search?
Holy fuck. I thought Google would be great for stalking people. Image search this and all I get is "suit." What a bunch of shit.
Holy crap you kind look like one of my friends who moved away.
I have this amazing picture I took where half of my face is being shown in an expression of extreme pain, and the other half of the picture is showing this sign at a bar saying "Throw darts ONLY at the dart board!!! Thank you. -The management".
Sadly, I can't find it, so no face for you.
Account. Face. Voice. Why don't you just celebrate your last days and bear it all? Ass, dick, sctotum. Just giv't all up! Including your personal private information like your mother's address and credit card numbers.
If I lose the contest, I'll do all that and more.
Like what, hmm??
I thought it was someone else who had that picture? :/
You have that picture.
:c I was setting myself up for that one, wasn't I? ;-;
Are you talking about cheese?
Well, here's the first picture. You have no idea how hard it was to get a good angle on the notepad and decent lighting so I don't look like a roasted marshmallow. I forgot to write my username on the paper, but I'm wearing the iconic Zag blue!
Here are some others:
And a ugly/disturbing one!
Direct links for better quality.
Says the sentient fedora
Quoth the pouty-lipped future sex criminal
Meet me behind the church
Well, Zag's bright orange and clearly going through some bizarre basterdization of puberty. OK.
It's just the crappy camera I have. I swear I'm more brown in real life.
But the puberty part is kinda close. It's more into a bizarre bastardization adolescence now.
Wow, I'm surprised this is a thing. Well, time to share my ugly face with Internet strangers!
Cut out that stranger nonsense.
We're all friends here.
*eats napkin used to wipe forehead*
Really close friends.
In hopes that more people will post selfies, I shall add one to the mix.
Omg is this really you? You look amazing in the picture. ^-^
Note: Would post something if I could use Imgur on dis Windows phone but nuu.
Yo. I still regret my decisions concerning Turkey. I do not trust you. I realize that but I don't know them/don't bother looking for them
I don't have a snapchat and wouldn't get one if I could. Lol I still wouldn't send it to you. I don't want you to feel inferior.
Flattery will get you......EVERYWHERE! Hello, new best friend. I kid, but really though, thank you! Can you use Google Photos?
^-^ And no... :( I just tried.
You look older than expected.
How old did you expect her to be lol?
You look like everyone's one overly responsible cousin. The one we all assumed was in college even though they were 17.
Intelligence usually does that to you.
I was a freshman at 17. It's entirely possible to have both occur at the same time.
I meant 15, which doesn't usually happen if you stick through the entire thing in highschool, but 17 is easily possible if you just started school one year earlier.
Wibbons, we've talked about this, you're not in college yet.
Later, Will would realize most of the pictures of girls were of preteens, and we'd all realize Steve's conspiracy theories were right and also understand why he choses to live in Asia.
?Preteens? >_> huh? Who chose to live in Asia? What theories?
Will lives in China.
Preteens, that's a word, not sure what you're saying.
Will's in Asia because he likes kids.
I don't think anyone who's posted here is preteen
You ma'am are a porcelain monster without facial features, age means nothing to you because your mum made you after her real daughter was stillborn and your opinion on time is irrelevant.
Tbh, my mother does 'joke' sometimes that I'm not her real daughter. My opinion on time is irrelevant because nobody really cares (age, however, is exempted), and why am I still a porcelain monster. >~< Meanie.
Your face did not have blemishes or features or anything, it was a fucking mask. You scare me now.
?-_- What are you talking about; are you blind? Do you not see the obvious blemishes that attract my eyes as soon as the picture appears? maybe we just judge that stuff harder now, onto the most important part: I scare Steve! ^-^
Generally, faces without blemishes are considered pretty okay by most non-weirdoes. Then again, faces without noses or mouths or eyes are considered not at all okay by most non-weirdoes.
Can't really say anything about your tastes, because I can't access imgur right now, but half of the things you're describing aren't being described in a very horrifying way.
Just trust me, it looks like she's made of porcelain. Like a living doll or some shit.
Basically if you're familiar with the creepypasta "China Blonde" and the picture that accompanies it. That's what Crescent looked like in her second photo. (Bottom of the page)
In fact I think Negative used the pic as his avatar at one time.
It's the Teddy Bears Picnic Song.
So, she's like a golem or homunculus? That's pretty tight.
I can't fathom how anybody could think that making their face easily accessible and identifiable on a public forum is a good idea. I don't see the appeal either.
Eh. I have too many things I'm embarrassed about, and I've already publicized crappy photos elsewhere (gone from the general public now, ofc).
Lol. Same. Idc too much anymore. Just wanted to see other CYStian faces. ^-^
Aww, thanks Ford. ^_^
After looking at more posts, the appeal seems to be more fishing for compliments.
Also, privacy and anonymity should be preserved, not haphazardly thrown away, no matter how little impact you make in the real world, which is a really weak argument.
Which is why it can't work for Ford.
?You're right. I would have rather remained anonymous to preserve friendships and bonds without the corruption of visuals.
That's not the reason why I despise this thread; it's that photos of people's actual faces are readily available on the internet, allowing people to more easily identify someone, among various other disadvantages in exchange for, what, a stranger to more easily bond with someone? What a waste.
No, no! I mean that having a picture makes it harder to bond imo. :/ I honestly do regret my decision, as I fear others will recognize me (classmates, teachers, etc if they ever find out). You're completely correct.
Oh, I thought you were being sarcastic. My bad.
I believe that the process is called social media...
It's not the amount of people, it's the demographic.
Y'know, the at least 2 pedophiles and the at least 3 dog-fuckers, all three of which probably have enough free time to google-track ye if you have just a facebook page.
Wait, so there's three people but two of them are both pedophiles and indulge in bestiality? That's a bit disturbing.
No, they're all different people. One was TSR, the troll who posted child porn in the forums, the other was nmelssx, a bizarrely obsessive, engrish-speaker who went on about how underage was the sexiest of all, and invited us to use an imagedump site he made where the folder labelled "Hot girls" was full of girls who... Didn't really feel fully developed. Probably my bias as a fat-lover playing heavily into the notion that they looked underage according to me, but the way the pictures were taken and editted suggests they were made of high-school "Glamor Models" just discovering the photo filters on all their apps.
The dogfuckers were Ryder and another author of Warrior Animal porn. With another possible one, due to all the animal porn we had during that era...
Ah, I remember nmelssx. I had no idea he was into that. But Ryder, that one is obvious.
You forgot Dananos.
I thought you were assexual, no?
That leads to a shit ton of follow-up questions.
Haha, yeah. I'll let Sent answer those.
No, I started taking testosterone after I was diagnosed with terrible sleeping patterns, no attention span, and being a vaginaless woman with less muscle mass. They gave me little dissolving tabs to put in my mouth so I could become a living human instead of a vampire goldfish.
Since then, I realized that I was a fat-fucker. For a while, I had lots of moral qualms about that because it's unhealthy to encourage and I'd never had the feelings long enough to realize that life is easier if you stop giving a fuck about how awful you are. I think a few of the "Sentinel is being sad" rants had to do a lot with that combined with the moodswings of second puberty.
Well, you're attracted to a conventionally unattractive trait, so you are a lucky fucker.
Sheerly from a sex-having standpoint, yes, but not really from a relationship standpoint. It basically means I have to constantly reassure someone that something they hate is good, despite the ubiquitous opinions of everyone else. Especially when, scientifically, they have every right to hate it, and saying I prefer it is going to make them feel awkward about getting rid of it. So either I'm a refuge for people who've given up, or a sex tool for people in the process of losing weight who'll probably drop me for someone better once they have that option.
That's not even mentioning how creepy it makes me as "that one fucking weirdo who likes this". Especially considering how, no matter how many fetishy places I visit on the internet, all the people I've seen, whenever they answer this question, are never into being fat. It's something people want from other people, and I'm no exception. Either it ties into some other fetish, their chubby-chaser partner was the only one that wasn't an outright dick, or they liked fat people and either never got a partner, or their partner also liked fat people and it was their thing to be co-fat-people.
Having a genuinely unhealthy thing as a "niche", (rather than, say, something innocuous and potentially helpful to the gene pool in some little ways, like amazons, or people immune to prions from eating deer all the time, or big noses,) kind of makes me a broken asshole, sexually. Quite honestly, I'd rather just have as broad a spectrum of body types that I like without the constant preference always nagging at me, but I'm just not that lucky, unfortunately. I'm just glad I can at least hate on ProAna cunts to hide my pain and hypocrisy.
Pfffh, that's for relationships. Fuck fat sluts, get bitches pregnant, wish you'd worn a rubber.
I dunno, I like relationship-related sex better. My right hand and some porn stars get the job done just about as well from a technical standpoint, but I feel like sex is better when it's something you're sharing with someone you enjoy being happy with. Which, naturally, makes it very, very bad to have this kink.
Oh, then this has went from very lucky to very unlucky. Eh, at least you're not into kids.
I guess, but then I don't even get the notoriety of being lynched for my preferences!... They'll still lynch pedos if it's consensual, right?
Yes Sent, .pedos are bad
He was super into jailbait and lolicon shit. Degenerate needs two lungfuls of Zyklon B
Wait, lolicon? Like, late-teenagers dressed like Raggedy-Anne loli, or full on potato-shaped cabbage-patch child with anime eyes loli?
Uh... you don't seem to know what that is, Lolicon is just pedophile anime.
There's different levels of it, though, as any KYM search will tell you. (Unless the gallery/everything except hentai quotes and jokes were removed on account of users being too creepy) Some chicks who like to facilitate some of the more "Age-negotiable" fans will dress like kids, or wear clothes/makeup that exaggerate their kid-like features, kinda like how V dressed up the chick in V for Vendetta when she needed to seduce the priest.
Oh fuck off. Getting your rocks off to kids is bad, no matter how much you morally bankrupt degenerates try to spin it.
Possibly, but you can't guarantee that and it doesn't change that it's generally an unintelligent thing to do, regardless of the demographic.
I always thought beards were sexy on men. You are literally, and this is a genuine fact, the only man who a beard looks shit on.
XDDDDD Just did some brain melting hw (like an hour ago) and now I'm cracking up.
you and Minnie needs have a pun contest.
Really? Someone give us a link to the last two.
To the surprise of no one, Ford looked like a sentient Internet.
Hmmm... I'll pass, this thread seems to be bringing me down. Sociopathy is harder when you can see the faces, and I won't contribute to this site being nicer.
If anything seeing their faces makes it easier. Now I can visualize the tears and expressions of anguish better.
You goddamn scum fuck.
I'd rather be referred to as mold molester, thank you.
Go deport yourself, Trumexican cunt.
That's gonna be a little difficult.
You're not as gay as I thought you'd be.
You're about as homophobic as I pictured you.
Haha, I imagined you'd be taller.
I'm over six foot, how tall did you think I was?
I don't know, man. In all honesty, I thought you'd be muscley, (but not like beefed up or anything) have short hair, and with a face of stubble.
I thought he'd be this tall, thin dude with short, ginger hair who wears lots of black and dark green.
Yes, because your two thoughts of me were "Dickhead" and "Irish Stereotype".
The first part is half true (you aren't too bad, and I view those people as being on the broader side), and the second part, well, I didn't hear about you being Irish until a few months ago (in which my impression of you had already been developed). Right now, I still think of you as an adorable hedgehog. :3
Wow, I always figured you were an angry Irish Terrier with an adorable little EU shirt on. Turns out, you're actually a school shooter. Except there's no such thing in Ireland, so I guess you'd be a vehement school slapper.
Yeah, I knew there was a 'this man is dangerous' vibe. Definitely not a Northern knacker like Zag's wanting, but a more sexual appealing Dylan Klebold.
I dunno about sexually appealing, but I would pinch your adorable face if I didn't have to reach up in order to get to it.
I guess in actuality, Steve is one of those small dogs who yip and bark even though you can punt them across the room.
Cute, but ineffective.
I mean, he's 6 feet tall, so he'd have to at least be one of those retrievers or bulldogs that thinks they're a lap dog, sheerly from the reach.
Yeah I see what you mean.
Steve, your picture reminds me of a modern, Irish Fonzie.
Uh... thanks? Or ouch, I can't tell.
Really? Is it just the jacket? He gave me more of a crack-dealing Egoraptor vibe...
Clothing was a factor, but the body language, the hair (for some reason), and the his personality contributed as well. If Fonzie was younger and set in the modern era, then he'd look somewhat like Steve but with a more angular face. (I suppose this is a semi-compliment.)
Fuck, I'll take it.
You look like a young, prettier Alan Rickman.
So far: Ford, Zag, Me, Orange?
1. If anyone is having second thoughts about posting their picture (or links to it) on here, I'll delete it by request.
2. *Points and laughs at the fact that Ford has probably already collected your images for blackmail/obscene purposes.*
I'm predicting that this thread will be deleted in about 2 months - 5 years when people realize that having a photo of themselves readily available on the Internet, where anybody can see and possibly re-distribute it, and request that it be purged.
Hell, if we get enough people to agree, we could possibly shorten it to 2 hours!
Edit: I swear I was replying to the OP.. oh well
EDIT: Something odd happened in the middle of the thread with posts responding the wrong people. Probably all these links clashing with the old ass coding of the site as usual.
He looks younger and not as dark as I imagined him.
So........So young! Omigod! AAAAAAAAAAH!
That's not a selfie! That's a picture of a cardboard cutout of a child framed to look like a selfie! You can't fool me, Digit!
Seriously though, does the perspective/lighting make this picture look weirdly flat to you?
Glad to see that the children are having fun this week as well.
You can have fun too.
I'll have to decline the invitation and be a chicken. It's more fun to play spectator in these kind of affairs of bad choices that are already being regretted by some.
What Ford said.
Don't do it, Thara. Just post of picture of your hand or wrist. Those are very expressive.
I cannot be deceived so easily, but nice try, Cres.
T-T I never intended to deceive, but I shall play antihero if it makes you warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Hmm, it would probably be fun to be black for a day actually.
All the more so if you were a dude.
And in the hood, or whatever it's called.
I lost all respect for you.
...Wait why? T-T I'm sorry for whatever I did.
Taking a pic but then getting it removed. Pussy.
:< I don't mind you guys seeing me. You know how I look. *shrug* I keep wondering what you look like though. :/ Did you post a selfie?
I would but unfortunately I plan to commit several serious crimes in the furure, which would require me to eliminate any person I've made significant personal contact with and anyone who could recognize my face. Distributing such information amongst anonymous individuals on the web would jeopardize such endeavors, as there would be no sufficient means of tracking them.
True, I could always have facial surgery done, but losing the one have now would be a tragedy.
We all know why you aren't posting, tcount. im sorry if u feel inferior
Kill yourself until you die.
And what are you talking about? Your pic is nowhere on this thread.
*Tries to act mature like End does, fails
She has much to learn.
I could've emulated your abrasive cringe above, but I went with what I know best.
Here's my ugly mug.
There is literally no one here that can top the ugliness that is pouring into my eyes right now.
Considering how much Steve is always going on about how attractive he is, I was expecting someone with less of a pudding face and more chiseled features. At least a stronger jawline rather than all the fucking baby fat he has.
Well so much for the ongoing boasts of him being more attractive than me I guess. Yes, I know he’ll make them anyway, but it’s even more meaningless now.
Digit looks like a terrorist in training.
Zag looks like a date rapist.
Ford looks the most like a school shooter.
And I still don’t believe that’s Negative. He was bitching way too much about going bald earlier, and the guy in the photo has too much hair. Also he’s too damn masculine looking to be Negative.
You should be docked a hundred points for lying to us.
I meant lying about the pic.
And yeah just wait till I win and get it all back. Eat my shit, git.
"You will get raped in the dark of the night by some crazy maniac!?"
Ha! Jokes on you, I am that maniac.
Pffh, Steve's pure white, which is always one step above 'Mexican bleached white from lack of sunlight'.
Crescent deleted hers. Chicken.
It is somewhat hypocritical to call Cres a chicken while your picture is nowhere to be seen.
I'm working on it...
You have seen mine, so what's your point?
Oh, that's most definitely archived.
Ofc someone archived it who wouldn't wanna see my pretty face.
You are a literal living porcelain doll in the scariest possible way.
Note that it has not been denied.
Edit: The fact that I'm good looking, ofc. And that Steve's an adorable hedgehog.
I'm sorry, did you not get that looking like a living nightmare meant you weren't good looking? It does.
I *sniffle* was in denial okay...:c
"Zag looks like a date rapist."
Well, it's been said that I would grow up to have my own television show and then use that show to molest children somehow, I've said that in certain pictures I look like a serial arsonist, and now End confirms the idea that I look like a rapist.
You have nice handwriting.
I implore everybody to take a look-see through this highly informational and useful article.
Highlight of said article:
Privacy and security:
"Since the Exif tag contains metadata about the photo, it can pose a privacy problem. For example, a photo taken with a GPS-enabled camera can reveal the exact location and time it was taken, and the unique ID number of the device - this is all done by default - often without the user's knowledge. Many users may be unaware that their photos are tagged by default in this manner, or that specialist software may be required to remove the Exif tag before publishing. For example, a whistleblower, journalist or political dissident relying on the protection of anonymity to allow them to report malfeasance by a corporate entity, criminal, or government may therefore find their safety compromised by this default data collection.
In December 2012, anti-virus programmer John McAfee was arrested in Guatemala while fleeing from alleged persecution in Belize, which shares a border. Vice magazine had published an exclusive interview on their website with McAfee "on the run" that included a photo of McAfee with a Vice reporter taken with a phone that had geotagged the image. The photo's metadata included GPS coordinates locating McAfee in Guatemala, and he was captured two days later.
According to documents leaked by Edward Snowden, the NSA is targeting Exif information under the XKeyscore program.
The privacy problem of Exif data can be avoided by removing the Exif data using a metadata removal tool."
Remember that you can always request that your photo be taken down:
"If anyone is having second thoughts about posting their picture (or links to it) on here, I'll delete it by request."
Come an find me you creeps
Hmmm... it seems Bannerlord is a paranoid little bitch.
The funny thing is, I didn't use a phone to take those pictures. I used a camcorder. Does this still apply?
If anybody seriously cares enough to track any of us down, then that's just sad for the stalker. I wouldn't even feel violated, I'd just be impressed at that point.
Yeah, tbh someone stalking me would be funny. I'd probably find out and turn them into a smoothie with a lead pipe.
What a bitch. You're making me wanna post my pic after all.
Next thing you know you'll be telling porn stars to cover their faces on Brazzers, social media users to delete their Facebook accounts, and everyone else to wear masks in public in case of lurking criminals on the street.
If you can show it in general public, it's relatively safe on the web. Just don't post your name. That's when it gets dangerous (and even then only if it's unique).
Just take the picture, screen capture it, and delete the original. If I'm not mistake almost all of the Exif data is lost. Data created, file size and that sort of thing remains, but screen caps don't have location data, I don't think.
Honestly, Zag, Digit and Ford look like they probably would be doing the stalking rather than being the stalkee, Crescent looks like a creepypasta monster, Negative posted a fake picture.
And in Steve’s case, nobody wants to be bothered going to his shithole of a country to rape him and get AIDS anyway.
I’d say out everyone here that posted a pic only Orange would have anything to seriously worry about.
Her pic already looks like one of those "Before photos" that the news show put up when they’re reporting about some fresh faced young white girl getting horribly raped and killed.
Perhaps Ford's plan was to track down whoever posted and wear their skin.
We're all creeps.
;-; I'm not emo enough for that. At least I get to be scary. :3 And I actually agree on the Orange matter. ;-;
You're not emo enough to stalk people? I have no idea how those two are related in any way.
Omigod, Ford! I thought you were a gross, sad, unshowery basement dwelling waifu obsessing sweat sack of Kentucky denial! It turns out you're only very mildly autistic! I approve!
You look a lot like a guy in my game dev class. Your ex's favorite makes me think of olives!
Tbh I agree. Not that I've ever been mad at him.
This post sounds too much like a book out of Dwarf Fortress not to point it out. I don't care how hypocritical I sound, what you've written sounds randomly generated as fuck.
Maybe that was the point?
Did not actually think people would do this.
...probably won't do it.
XD It all started with you, AYT.
Alright, I'll do it. Probably too young for this, but I ain't going to chicken out.
I'd look a fool.
Me neither. I greatly wish this had stayed as a shitty joke instead of turning into a shitty thread.
I'm waiting for that moment where you say that that picture isn't actually you. @everyoneelse
Why must you all use imgur; the picture quality for it on my phone sucks. What's after "Ford" in that message? And you look so derpy like that it's adorable.
Considering how much Banner pointlessly fights for the freedom of piddling shit that doesn’t matter (Like deleting threads started by shitty spammers) sort of surprised he’s going on some crusade to restrict freedom here. (Well not too surprised I guess)
Personally, I don’t think it’s a great idea to be posting pics here (Or anywhere for that matter if you can help it) either, but if people want to do it, I’m not going to stop them. Plus I’m reasonable enough to delete anyone’s pics/links if they have second thoughts.
But be warned! As soon as you've posted your pic, the damage is most likely already done as eager fappers (Malk and Steve) quickly save your image to their hard drive for future use.
Personally I found this thread to be worth it for all of his posts on the matter of people sharing pictures of themselves on this quaint little forum.
^Me around the time I had joined.
^Me about 2 weeks ago.
I regret the duckface but can't take that one back oh well.
Could you put up the direct links? I can only reach Imgur by Search-by-Image on google at this point, and slapping ".jpg" and ".png" on the end only brings up neckbeard cringe and spider-man vore porn. I wanna know whether you're making a deliberate joke or if the similar urls are just a coincidence.
I can't post the direct links because my phone is deciding to not work today. The similarity in links is purely coincidental.
I can't believe you legit did this.
I told you I was going to actually do it.
Ah, okay, I get it now! Direct links are i.imgur.com, not just imgur.com.
Now I know that you joined in 1965.
Yeah, that was when color film was coming around, but color photography was still an expensive process for the common photographer.
I had to look up who the hell Palepaper even was, since I thought at first it was just one of the usual suspect spammer/trolls posting in the thread.
Found out she's the girl that read LoveSICK a bunch of times and wished she hadn't missed out on the edgelord contest so I guess she's alright.
LOL @Palepaper You have been complimented (?) by the great master himself. "Look up?"
Posting history, join date, IP address, etc.
Basically making sure she wasn't an alt, because I didn't recognize her.
The list of intelligent people who have not posted an actual selfie:
Get posting, and be losers like the rest of us.
I crossed you out as more of a joke. I'm glad you caught it. ^_^
You got a lot of balls calling out Mizal, Will, your own boss, and End.
Also, there's no way Banner's posting.
Edit: I'm starting to change my mind. I might honor you peasants with the glory of my facial wonders.
I'm trying to get a decent one. IT's super hard.
Why try to be decent? Even Ford said to not try. Just post one.
XD oh yeah... Well I'm at school right now, so I can't. But as soon as I get home, I will.
Don't try to look nice, you vain cunt.
Don't drag me into your poor life choices.
C'mon. Ya can't be that ugly.
I think you can!
You two should worry about posting your selfies first then.
Look Ma! It's a talking chicken!
I would blind you with my sex appeal.
Penguins taste like chicken, right?
Did you just... Imply that I'm a PENGUIN!?
I'm also implying that you're a chicken. So show us all who's the most attractive here.
I can't. When I showed my face last time, everyone was so depressed about the fact that they weren't fat chicks that they either died or blinded themselves. The only reason I got out of the lawsuits was because everyone was so distracted by the portrait that I just slipped on a balaclava and got away.
You can. You choose not to, and by choosing not to, you choose to be a chicken. What sort of message would you be sending me, Sentsei? Don't be attractive or all-round badass because some weak willed plebs will die?
God dammit, grasshopper, has T-Count blinded you that much!? The whole point of being a hero is, at its core, to prevent innocent people from facing injustice. It's not my fault that not everyone in the world can be as attractive as I am. In fact, it's an injustice that I have such a monopoly on being gorgeous while the vast majority of the world has been so horribly fucked with an ugly stick in comparison. I can only protect the innocent masses by shielding them from the reality that they can never compare and it never gets any better.
Yeesh, you're right! Bad company corrupts good character. But, can good company corrupt bad character?
Anyways, I'm sure the filters in the internet, the whole upload loss of quality process, and most of the populace's late night lurking will lower your beauty to tolerable levels.
BS. No one's entitled to a self sense of physical attraction. Even if you do hold a monopoly on your so-called "beauty," it's not like you're depriving anyone of it. There's nothing unfair about naturally having more favorable traits than others. That's like hating the rich just cuz they're rich.
But they're rich, an- and we're poor!
Yeah! Why can't those privileged, money sucking, cash grabbers share once in a while?
Trickle down? Haha, what a pile of garbage!
We are the 98%! We want prosperity too!
LETS GET EM
To add to that, you literally said you were about shielding people from the truth. It just goes to show how phony the pretentious forces of "light" are. It's corrupt at the core! Liars creating their own light to blind them from the horrid truths of darkness and life. That's the very design of your impure philosophy. If you're really worth your marbles, you'd be less of a fraud and selfie it up, git.
Zag, don't become like Sent. Whatever it is you saw in him at any point, he will only serve to devalue and corrupt you.
It's not shielding them from the truth, it's shielding them from an inevitable downward spiral that would result from witnessing something that's simply too good. I've already clearly and plainly shared the truth with you, that is, I'm too beautiful to share my face here. It's not an impure philosophy, and you demonstrate again, as you always do, that you know nothing of the Right Path except for pitiful strawman memes and Sith Lord Soundbytes.
It's still the same truth, just exposed in different ways. It's the difference between telling someone they're a cockhead and talking out solutions with them, and sending them to Silent Hill and causing manifestations of their cockheadedness to murder them.
It's shielding them from the truth. You'd see that if you weren't so obsessed your perceived god-like status and so engulfed in mythological legends that have nothing to do with your actual person. Must be a penguinite thing.
Why pity them anyways? Let them spiral into madness. Survival of the fittest. If anything, death via beauty would be preferable to any alternatives.
>Percieved godlike status, engulfed in mythological legends that have nothing to do with my actual person.
My my, what a pupper-shaped pot we have here.
And no, death via beauty is one of the worst things. Robbing them of meaning and purpose simply because they have not yet evolved to achieve the same level of beauty would be a needlessly cruel thing to do. You don't go out into the woulds to exterminate colonies of ants just so that only the strongest ones will survive and because it might be better than getting slurped up by an antbear.
I'm not saying you have to go out and torture 'em. But if you happen to be in the woods, then why bother trying to avoid them? This is just about you getting over your defiance to post a pic.
Unless of course you're actually just plain ugly. Which I'd buy considering your half man half flightless bird.
Or you're a pedophile. Which I'd also buy
Of course I don't avoid the ants, but posting a picture is an action. It requires me to go to multiple websites and waste precious bandwidth uploading my face. I would have to go out of my way to torture people.
And, I mean, you're an incestuous wolf thing with a 12 inch limpdick that works by knotting and twisting itself around backwards. You're not one to talk about being an animalistic creature.
He can't unless he saved the link or something before it got deleted from this thread. :(
Nah.......But I will say I do look a heck of a lot like Isobel from Paranatural.
Yes, paper included.
Hang on, you're a chick?
Oooooooooh, did you not know? I guess you probably wouldn't cos' it's not like I said it or anything.
Yeah, back when I had my "WALL STAPLES" Lucas gif, people thought I was a guy. I just really liked Mother 3.
I leave the site for four days and suddenly I'm not an important community member?
Here, I'm not a chicken.
Hey, that pretty much meets my expectations! Then again, I believe you have had an image of yourself in your profile/as your avatar.
Typical ugly-ass teenage blonde white kid wasting his uneventful life on the Web.
Cept there's no indication that's actually him.
Lol. Wow. He looks like a kid that was in my Spanish class last semester.
Ooh, not only did you not reply to the right person, no one outside your Spanish class gives a shit about whoever you're talking about, and I dare say everyone in it doesn't give too much of a fuck anyway.
Hoho, besides the stupid profile image, personality, necklace and history of being a wanker, this fucker's not bad.
Pretty cute, I might say.
I can't tell if you're referring to him or me.
Haha, por que no los dos?
Speak a better language, chico.
Why not both?
Is this an effort to satisfy an outlandish fetish?
Ah, the old Discord server. I haven't been there in a while.
...alright Ford. Give me something stupid to do in a picture and I'll consider it. I'm not really that interested in proving myself to you guys anyway.
Give yourself a Kentucky Klondike Bar.
Uhhhh, I'll have to pass on that.
Shit lol. Can't believe I did that. I just wrote "End Daddy" :p
Crescent, as much as Will and Ogre might've prompted you to, don't show a topless picture with 'End Daddy' written on your chest.
Lol. I wrote it above belt line sorta. :3 And it's only the waist and hip area. :/?
Just don't do something that you'll end up regretting again.
Haha I wont post a picture of me again. :p I'm deleting the pic.
Holy shit, you actually did it and it's not a bit. Your parents touched you too much or not enough.
What do you mean "not a bit"? :(
You know, a bit, a joke, a gag.
Oh. Okie. >~< It didn't really show anything doe. >_> Words on belly flesh. :( I'm afraid I'm slipping into the dark side, Stevey! ;-;
Poor Cres. Brought down to bad habits of exposing herself on the Web. Not even for any cash. It's a sad life. And it's all thanks to the influence of Ford. tsk tsk
I did nothing with myself on the Web. >:( And Ford's the other male figure. :3 I was being insanely vain.
Fuck it, kid, make whatever shitty decisions you want and we'll see if you get banned for it. It's been a long time coming, anyhow.
Ik u love me too, Steve. *sniffle* Sorry, I simply can't show off anymore. :( E: Worthy note: Your profile picture is saved on my phone so I will always have you in my heart because it's adorable.
Do a selfie of you as you try to to a backflip on a trampoline
Write the bee movie script on your forehead.
Right after a match I got cleated in my face, please keep in mind I had a severe concussion and broken skull at that point lol but these are the worst pics I have of myself
From now on we'll know this guy can take a hit. Thanks for not being chicken.
Well we know what Blackhawke/Bluesabere looks like now, assuming that's actually him. (Probably not)
He can definitely take a banning, that's for sure. Lol.
I think we now have a valid reason for his behavior so far. Repeated blows to the face and head can cause the behavior that he's displayed in the past, so I guess you can say that he can take both a banning and a hit.
My terrible photo.
That's so cute. XD
Thanks. I am a pathetic lil nerd.
Before Steve starts mocking you, I'd like to say that I'm very glad that you are young yet not a fool which is an unfortunately rare occurrence. Also, you look very bored. :)
While there was some internal debate about whether to go the pedophile route, I really wasn't planning to mock her. Except maybe for dog filter.
Dog filter is used only for emergencies.
Like when I run out of chocolate.
Aside from probably being (at the very least partially) of my same race(s), you're much younger and not as white as I thought you would be.
Yes, very young but still somewhat mature. I'm not sure if we are of the same race but it's unlikely. I'm a mix of everything that doesn't go together. Tacos and noodles, white carrots and carne asada.
Haha, I'm half Mexican, a quarter white, and a quarter black.
I'm half Asian, a quarter Mexican, and the rest is random. Native American, Irish (1%), Spanish, etc. I'm a very strange mix.
Oh, you're such a cutie!
@EndMaster can you ban Crescentstar's alt?
T-T My alt? Oh wait... >:(
Surely -_- would be more appropriate.
Haha, really fun and original joke. Malk's really funny and creative.
Do we look that similar?
Not at all. Honestly I feel that Ford and Steve look more similar than us.
Ouch, go fuck yourself you uppity, race-traitor bitch.
It's me! After school, on a Thursday, but it's me!
And the picture doesn't even work.
Well, fuck. It works for me.
Bitch doesn't even offer to upload it onto an image sharing site, no, just shrugs.
We hereby declare that you post a picture that works, or you accept your position as site chicken.
Fine. But I need to sleep first. *Jumps out window* You'll never get me to do it!
I guess we'll see if the rooster crows in the morning.
More like the afternoon. I'm in school right now.
While this will probably fall on deaf ears because you're all a bunch of unruly little rebellious bastards, but refrain from the urge or dare to write "End Daddy" or any variation there of involving my name on your body. (Let alone taking pictures of such things)
While I appreciate the fanaticism, let's keep some boundaries intact. My name isn't Bad Mod Kiel.
I don't need any illegitimate siblings.
Yo, my heart is with Ford and Steve anyways.
My heart is filled with the desire to be Ends son, and Tharas annoying brother
One can dream
It's once been said by Will I think that Steve's End's son. You really wanna join that bunch?
Holy hell, I would get to be Steves annoying brother too? I want it more now!!!
The best you can do is admit that Minnie Orange is your son w/ him and that you cheated on Orange. Only way for you to have any relative connection w/ End.
Post a selfie! :3
Woah lol. Still can't believe you guys actually believe me without photograph proof. Lol
I'm confused. What happened?
Yeah yeah, use the "Duh I never actually did it you guys" save, that'll work.
Again, I'm not a traitor to Ford or you.
Stop being creepy, you dumb chink.
:( I am notta bi***. ;-; You're mean.
I made it far more racist after self-reflection.
Sorry if you feel inferior. :( I'll be back to my old self soon. ;-; Miley Cyrus still has the phone.
No. Creeped out.
;-; Really sorry, Steve. @anyoneelsewhodoesntcare Sorry people. :( To clarify: I didn't actually do it. You guys are, unfortunately/fortunately, strangers online. :/ Giving most of you a temporary memorial irl and even wasting my paint on most of you isn't in my thought process. (Unless we're talking about the CYStia memorial of craft sticks I'm stacking.)
"My name isn't Bad Mod Kiel."
4 months later I come back and see this. *goes back to lurking*
Before you go, tell me, end should adopt me, right??
Me a year ago, I'll probably post a more recent one later.
Holy shit I swear I have a pineapple that looks just like you
pic or its not real
Are there any pineapples that don't look like me?
pics or its not real
Well, I don't think you're very pineapple-y to begin with.
Where are you? The background is so pretty.
using this information i can triangulate ur position
Anyway, here's me.
Well great, I have eye-herpes. Time for the bi-daily bleaching.
Malk, I'm not clicking that, but I hope for your sake that isn't something shit related.
I think I just died a little on the inside.
Note to self: Never again click on links Ford, Malk, or Chanbot provide.
you won't be saying that when you're squarting from an oegimam
I'm back, this time with a working link!
Why do you look like someone just took the worlds most boring shit on your lap?
I thought Wizzycat was female.
Same. The male thing makes the name fairly inexcusable.
This profile was made when I was addicted to fucking Warrior Cats.
Not addicted to fucking them, but addicted to the book series (Just wanted to clear that up).
No, being a male into Warrior Cats is what's shameful.
I know that. Which is why, now, I hate them with a passion!
I finished reading Night that day. I think that made me age a little. I'm also just generally exhuasted.
Oh yeah, I remember that book.
You have very pretty eyes!
1. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
2. He doesn't.
1. She's a girl, I'm a guy (Not homosexual).
2. EVERYBODY SAYS THAT I HAVE PRETTY EYES, I'M NOT JOKING AND IT KINDA PISSES ME OFF!
1. I've expressed the difference between the first use of gay (loves cock) and the second use (is cock) and this is definitely the second.
2. They're lying.
1. So she's a cock?
2. I hope so. It's really embarassing and makes me feel akward.
1. So now I'm a farm animal, how fabulous
2. Sorry if I did. Everyone I know has very pretty eyes but me, of course. Stereotypical boring Asian eyes, that's for sure.
Stereotyping Asian eyes as boring? Racist bitch.
Guilty as charged.
2. You're cool tho. It just annoys me when my parents do it, or their friends.
2. A'ight. Thanks. My parents have the same eyes as me except for my mother, so I don't get the pretty eyes comments. I got a comment from this girl in the hallway once as we were switching classes. She just went "oh, you have such pretty folds!" And then just left like it didn't sound completely weird at all.
You Korean? I hear they're always down on their Asian looks and try to get surgery to look like white people.
Lol. Koreans are too focused on the superficial things in life. Look at all those dramas Besides, look at those kpop people. They don't look white to me. >->
Oh look, another Asian that's racist towards Asians. Terrific.
... I'm not being racist. :< I'm generalizing and judging Koreans based on their education, looks, and entertainment. Like any normal person.
Pffh, you're being racist against your own people, you piece of irredeemable shit.
:< I am not being racist. Koreans are not my people. I dunno about the shit part.
Betraying your own race, the Asians. You're worst than the fucking Kapos.
I am not, you meanie. :<
Gasp. As the representative of the Asian community, we reject her. Who will give her a forever home?
:( You've never really liked me. And since when were you able to say that for the whole of the Asian community? Steve and ATY are being mean. ;-;
Shibalseki nae kochu paluh.
Nope! Definitely not Korean. I'm Taiwanese.
FUCKA YOU MAINLANDA TAIWAN #1
If you were patriotic you would've said Republic of China.
"If you were patriotic"
Nah, Korea just has a fashion thing going on where your skin should ideally look radiant at all times. And by "radiant" I mean "Smoothing out your skin by force or by practice and painting on makeup until a selfie you take in a dimly lit bar looks like you left the bloom setting on 'Twilight Princess'.
Source: The answers you get for asking why your friend's list of favorite foreign musicians looks like a photo album of Ladyboy hookers being used as lightbulb filaments.
Where's coins at, he's Boring Korean (Not Evil Doer Korean), maybe he's got an opinion on this.
Pretty much what the penguin said.
I don't know where you got that from. Koreans don't have surgery to look like white people, they do it to look prettier. Does this look like a white person to you?
Dear god, in becoming chalky like chalk or cauc, they've become caucasian!
"they do it to look prettier."
So exactly like what I said, to look more like white people.
But in seriousness of course they don't look white to me, but that's the usual joke about Koreans that even other Asian people make about them. (Like what Crescent just did for example)
Yes. Shut the fuck up, Wonderbread
You all look as I imagined you.
Pffh, look at this cowardly faggot, making judgements and not putting up a picture.
This is true.
To be fair, it's not necessarily a negative judgement. Just an observation. I personally thought Malk looked a bit like that. But weedier, of course. And covered in his own shit.
Never said it was negative, just that it was a judgement.
But if it were positive judgement, it would be weird to call him out on it. You could say you thought everyone on the site was as ugly as you expected, and then calling them a coward for not putting up his face would make sense, and point out a hypocrisy. But if he thought everyone looked as great as he thought they were, calling him a coward for not showing his face would just be an odd statement. I mean, you can think someone looks good without yourself looking good. But saying someone doesn't look any good provides better grounds for your statement since it's pointing out that his opinion on what's attractive doesn't matter because he himself is the sort that people generally aren't attracted to.
Then again, I guess you would call Mason a cowardly faggot whether he was insulting or complimenting anyone.
No, judging people silently while leaving yourself immune to judgements is negative either way.
So, anonymously saying "You look nice" but giving the complimentee no basis for judging whether the complimenter looked nice would be negative? Or the ambiguity of his statement combined with the fact that he's not given anyone else grounds to make equally ambiguous statements is negative?
The thread is Ford asking for people to put up pics of themselves, so yeah, Mason not doing that and instead simply making judgements about those who did put pics up while refusing to to it himself is negative.
Confirm: I am chicken.
Dunno how to respond to that. Thanks, I guess.
Nah man, Malk really surprised me.
I'm a fetus to this website but here we go hahah
Alright folks thanks for tuning in! Welcome back to our most popular game show:
GUESS THAT GENDER!
Well Zag, due to the long hair and soft face, I would say that this pretty specimen is probably a girl.
What are you babbling about dear friend? Take a close look a those lips, that jaw! This strapping young catch is another lad ensnared in the tendrils of rock music! That or this boy is involved in other less appealing things...
Ding ding ding! I am a female.
Ouch! Sorry about that one, Lick! It seems TSlave hit the nail on the hammer this time around! Tune in next time for our next installment of:
GUESS THAT GENDER!
And you're T4? What brings you here?
I like writing but also reading interactives but I got bored so here I am, in the forums. Very interesting thread this is lol.
Ouch, Zag's throwing shade at new person. I didn't even think that was in question whether she was a chick or not.
Well I mean if Lick is going to call me a "strapping young catch" then I really can't complain.
Embracing pineapple heritage
32/10 I know bb <3333
oh my god you even have a pineapple shirt XD
M-Morty, ya gotta turn into a pineapple Morty. There's a-uuur- There's a pinapple on your shirt, Morty! It'll activate the chip in your ass, Morty! The transforming chip! You gotta hurry up and be a p-uuuuh-pineapple Morty! The Blazgorgs hate pineapples, they'll never look here!
Ugh. Someone edit lock this so I don't chicken.
I'm gonna post pic when I get the time to.
TSEFILSHCFNLISKJDN LEFBLYES YASS SETO IS STEPPING UP TO THE CHALLENGE
Well I guess for some people this might clear up all the recent pronoun questions.
Or potentially just raise further questions.
Oh ho ho. I'm excited for this.
100% Yes. ^_^ But let's not pressure Seto. don't do this Seto you'll regret it
God man, @Seto, you owe the people a selfie. If it doesn't come, I'm going to have to start writing vivid descriptions of my mental images of you and all the other filth who haven't offered their pictures.
Scary. >~< I wonder what goes on in Steve's mind.
Did anyone else save pictures of everyones selfies in case this thread gets deleted? Or am I the only one?
WUT NO Is mine there? D: I know that a few others have it saved (Steve? Ford?) but still. :<
Ford saved them all on the new selfie channel on the CYS Discord.
Fucking Ford. -_-
*deep breath* Close enough?
Yeah, you can't even tell if it's a girl or boy. SETO'S ANSWERED NOTHING!
I dunno, the bottom of the chin looks like it has stubble and the arms look slightly hairy. Could just be shadowing though.
I'm still referring to him as a dude.
Don't believe it, hold up a card.
How the ass is your collar standing that high up. This is fucking photoshopped.
My jacket's like this xD I swear
Yeah sure, whatever you say, Space Cowboy.
You look exactly how I expected you to look like.
Well, I expected you to be wearing something green, because Avatar Mind Tricks, but that's the only difference.
X3 I would wear something green, but don't know if I have anything green...
That's totally a guy! Whoa, @Seto, I thought you were a girl for some reason. Maybe it's the profile pic! I like the sweater a lot.
Wait! Minnieking! Is Minnieking a boy too...?
GTFO WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR PEOPLE I AM A BOY, A MAN, A MALE, NOT A GIRL! I HAVE SAID THIS SO MANY TIMES
I'm gonna have to put this shit on my profile or something so people quit thinking i'm a girl..
Isn't Minnie a girl's name? Like Minnie Mouse.
Not that I'm calling you a mouse.
But then there's the "king" part, and I assume kings are guys. >_>
Exactly. Nobody ever makes THAT connection though.
Yeah, and I don't see many girls making bad puns haha
Isn't a king a fuckin' guy?
And... please do not speak of the devil. I don't like mice.
I have almost no will to live after reading that post.
Don't worry, End pops will take care of you.
End isn't my pops, he's my owners dad.
You didn't know? I am Tharas pet now. Squeak. Woof. Meow.
Wait WHEN WHERE HOW WHY
Last week or maybe two weeks ago, idk, pet adoption, because it's fun.
Bad mental images, baaaaad mental images.
I feel clueless right now. T_T
You have a bishonen avatar. A bishonen is a pretty boy that looks feminine and androgynous.
I am not pretty. I am handsome! You fool.
Of course you're not pretty, and of course you're not handsome. :< There is no evidence.
Sorry, sorry! Like, profile pic. All squished down, it looks like a cute shoujo-ish ani-boy. Maybe a twinkier Cloud Strife. I just assumed that twinkier Cloud strife appealed to a female audience.
What-ier Cloud what?
Twinkier! Like, from the slang term twink. The pic looks like a twinkier Cloud, which is pretty crazy, cos' Cloud already has a pretty strong twink factor.
Uh er. <_< >_> o-o
So you look like Squall?
Or possibly FF7:AC-graphics Cloud?
Yup, that makes sense. Squall's tank top and necklace combo really pumps up the twink factor.
I'd say Tidus is edging in on twunk.
(Oh, unless by "you" ya mean me. I look like Isobel from Paranatural, or Connie from Steven Universe. Some brown person.)
No eyes? :( I'm sure you got pretty eyes. :3 I would seriously be convinced that this is some hot dude Seto is vain just from that form. (looks like a guy i know at school but he's an arse so couldn't be you) How old is this photo? :o
Took it today xD
Where's da phone camera??? It ain't a selfie if ya ain't holding the thing. (Like, not necessarily in the pic, but both your hands are occupied.) <3 #20years
It was on the table xD
As I said, vain. Tsk tsk. Posing and getting all prepped up to take the photo, oh yeah. :3
Since Zag is slacking, it's time for another round of
GUESS! THAT! GENDER!
On the one hand, there are very supple, feminine wrists and forearms. On the other hand, they have a feckin' Batman jaw.
It's worth nothing, as many members have posted without actually showing us what they look like, I must make assumptions and use my great writing abilities to show you all.
Wibbons: Tranny in mid-puberty. It would explain her strange gender issues, she's clearly a child. Her general uncertainty would hint towards asexuality, but either pre or post transition homosexual tendencies also work.
Bradindvorak: Dude's probably sexy. He's Nordic if I recall correctly, hence he's probably tall, blond and has nice broad shoulders. Maybe nerdy glasses.
Sent: Seriously overweight, although no glasses or neckbeard to the surprise of most. Horrible stench that reeks from the strange liquids between his folds, his pasty skin dotted by the horrible scars of puberty; acne.
Mayana: Literally no one knows.
Will: Looks really normal, maybe even a bit good looking. He could easily convince anyone at the playground he's a nice dude.
Mizal: Eh... I'll leave it to all your imagination.
Banner: Dude's paranoid, so I assume he doesn't get out. Incredibly pale, then. I assume that's not good for his skin, so covered in red acne that he constantly assumes are laser sights from those who want to kill him.
Thara: Due to the personal obsession with End, I'm going to assume acne. Pretty overweight and hairy, but surprisingly good eyes so no specs.
End: Some sort of Albino beaner, I suppose.
Negative: Secretly two very young Asian boys having a laugh.
Until further notice, all of you should hold these mental images of these characters. Please take no notice of any denials other than photographic evidence.
Oh, and Seto: Really ugly little girl. Pig tails, probably, I dunno. I presume they'll post soon and clear it up rather than be a little bitch.
Sexed up bisexual? Well if it fits it fits I suppose.
I mean, you're right on 3/6 things with Brad, iirc. I'm tempted to post just because it seems like the more insulting you try to be, the more you want to see the pics. I think I've already established here that I'm like a semi-deformed combination of Elijah Wood and Howard Stern, which is probably more entertaining to think about than an actual selfie.
Obviously I want you to post, I'm curious.
But then there'll be Ford, and here everyone on the internet will know how small and rapeable I am despite the carefully mismanaged dick measuring.
Steve, you're a good example as to why I don't give some of my personal details such as my 46th chromosome or my face. You disregard my other stated facts about myself and make-up your own instead. Also, I'm still rather certain that I'm both older (and probably taller) than you.
No evidence has been provided for your stated facts, thus I must disbelieve them, as someone unwilling to tell me their gender is untrustworthy.
Jesus, I forgot what a pain in the ass it is to upload pictures from your phone. If I even bother at this point, it's going up on Photobucket. If I suffer minor annoyances, you suffer minor annoyances.