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Got a favorite storygame? Can't beat The Wal*Mart Game? If you're here to play storygames, this is the forum for you.

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3 months ago

I'm a girl. All of my boners are weird. ^_^

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3 months ago
^^^ And that concludes the words from our sponsor. Thanks Briar! Old thread was getting a bit unwieldy, but interesting comments never end. Never understood why Phoenician Trade Games gets so many comments, but presumably some teacher somewhere really likes it. Great.... job.... educating your class.... ooooooo on 2/5/2019 for Phoenician Trade Game i don't get it xd im pro at fortnite on 2/5/2019 for Phoenician Trade Game im pro at fortnite battle royale and my name is ROBLX YTdank and if you add me on fortnite battle royale i will roast youre hairline like it is a cat in the oven cade is short on 2/5/2019 for Phoenician Trade Game cade is big short and its true MooAbduction is garbage on 2/5/2019 for Phoenician Trade Game Hey guys my name is moo abduction and im bad at fortnite but i clip every shot i hit and i never get clips because im so bad but i think im good at fortnite because i can bush camp big fat man on 2/5/2019 for Phoenician Trade Game this game looks like my hairline and my hairline is actually garbo cookiebat290 on 2/5/2019 for Phoenician Trade Game oof

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3 months ago

Eternal

FUCK YOU AND YOUR STORY BITHC FUCK EVERYTHING

-- Dylan Zimmerman on 2/4/2019 4:40:58 PM with a score of 0

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3 months ago
For all the newbies that want to research the wonderful history of CYStia, here are the links to the first, second and third interesting comments thread. I hope that they will be joined by many more in the future.

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3 months ago
Thanks. I'd meant to collect those together in the OP, and then I forgot.

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3 months ago
None of your buisness on 2/8/2019 for Ground Zero This is bad for a young man Dont do it foul language

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3 months ago

Love SICK

Is it even legal to read or especially write something like this? I'm not offended, I'm just not okay with this. You couldn't do ghosts, or zombies, or literally anything else?

1/10. This is too messed up for me.

-- What the.. f*ck? on 2/16/2019 8:05:08 PM

Sounds like she was offended.

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3 months ago
Ah, the innocence of youth. Does anyone recall the days of being so precious and tender that this story would be the worst thing you'd ever encountered on the internet?

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3 months ago

My introduction to the Internet was looking up what oral sex was.  So, no.  

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3 months ago

From: PromiscuousHedgehog
To: EndMaster
Date: 2/17/2019 10:45:16 PM

Everyone on this site hates your storygames. and I'm sure they would kill you if they had the chance.

Lol.

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3 months ago

If that's true, it's only because you make us all look like the scum we are in comparison.  

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3 months ago
He has a mildly amusing username this time at least. Did he copy and paste the same thing to Steve?

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3 months ago

Dead Man Walking

this book was trash can autsim

-- crater on 2/19/2019 11:11:57 AM with a score of 4460

Always a bit surprising when Berka gets a flat out negative comment. At worst he usually gets a generally praising comment that bitches about his story being sexist.

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3 months ago
There is no book, there is no trashcan, just a five year old typing words at random which in some respects happen to resemble a sentence closely enough that the brain interprets them that way.

There is however plenty of autism on display.

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3 months ago
Very autsim.

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3 months ago

I think that he is referencing the 1993 novel by Helen Prejean.

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2 months ago
Dragonheart on 2/23/2019 for Live the Life of a Cat [delete]
love your books and hope there will be a video game about warrior cats. Dragon out.


iirc Life of a Cat used to get a lot of WC kids hating on it because it was just about a normal cat doing normal cat things, and why couldn't you escape the house to go join a clan what a terrible story!!!

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2 months ago

doneshia on 2/21/2019 for Tower of Riddles [delete]
is try really hard

doneshia on 2/21/2019 for Light Space [delete]
they should never open the door.

donehia on 2/21/2019 for The Bard's Tale [delete]
it like a scary story.


Insightful.

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2 months ago

I do not think I was the first to notice this. but as this has not been posted on either this or the previous Interesting Comments, I should immortalize it. 

On Solstice by WIBN.

 

You got a nom on the nomnom scale. Your writing is good, and after reading your story it just kind of made me sad and reflex on my own life. The only spelling error i found was that you wrote hare, instead of here? Keep up the good work! Oh to find out the full description of the nomnom scale, look at my profile if you're curious.
Conversion Chart:
yuk!=0-1 stars
eh!=1-1.9 stars
meh...=2-2.9 stars
nom=3-3.9 stars
nomnom=4-4.9 stars
nomnomnom!=5-6 stars

-- Cake_Oi on 1/29/2019 9:56:02 PM with a score of 280

Some reflexing on my life may do me some good some time.  Perhaps I will read this soon.

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2 months ago
He/she/it has written a ton of comments like that, in some attempt to be cute and original (by copying some random YouTuber they like, apparently.)

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2 months ago

I would've gone with:

1 star: Nom

2 stars: Glomp

3 stars: OwO

4 stars: Yiff

5 stars: Ryder

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2 months ago
I was looking through some of the old comments on Eternal, and oh my, this one's gold:

Good game, but the reading is a bit intence. I would personaly like more choises and less reading to increase the playing experience. Then agen, the point of a good storry, is the storry. So it was great for what it was. And codose for the great cocept...P.S. I didn't realy know what my surroundings were the whole time. I would tolerate the reading more if you had put efort into describing things. The breef intro on the charicters was nice, but you only gave fisical discriptons of a coupple. And little reason to care. also, describe the area a little.
I have no idea on the landscape, inhabitence, TIME PERIOD or eanything of the sort. I imagend it was like a wierd skyrim, but i dont even know if i was on earth. So just try for more personality.
-- sexypony7 on 5/29/2012 12:17:45 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]


Indeed, troolie SEXYPONY7 speeks for us all.

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2 months ago

Seabass on 3/8/2019 for The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost [delete]

The story is interesting, but the historical inconsistencies are too much for me to enjoy it fully. If it worked more within the constraints of the historical context its based off of, it would be truly excellent. An example would be that Lula and Gerda, instead of becoming fighters, become escorts because of the different roles that female slaves played and have Rhode be the one training them while another man was training the actual gladiators. Again, its a matter of historical consistency for me, not that the story does not functionally work.



Quoting not for being funny or anything, just pointing out the interesting phenomenon of how much more a dumbass a person looks like when complaining about 'historical inaccuracy' while being wrong themselves.

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2 months ago

... Genius!!! Gather round, girls. The bald, pieced, scary bitch with freaky face tattoos is going to teach you all to be prozzies! ^_^

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2 months ago
You'd pay premium for the freaky bald bitch and you know it.

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2 months ago

Costs extra if you want her to use the whip. ^_^

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2 months ago

What is even the point otherwise?  

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one month ago
Hhhhhhjjh on 3/28/2019 for 1st and the Last of the Ninja

It is very good main character naruto it is so good you will love it okay it is very fun and fun ok hard workjhkhjk huh ughnjbbhhhb hhhhhhj ghhbbvh. Ghhhhhhghhghggggggg hhgghhhjghhghjhghhhhgghgggjhjjj vnchghkykgjgugig


Just die.



Molly on 3/28/2019 for Phoenician Trade Game
it was fun but graphics would make the game even better to allow the person playing the game to visualize it even better. The overall layout of the game is decent but i guarantee that if you add pictures/animations to it to act it out it would make it AMAZING!


Wait, I changed my mind. You die instead. And deleted a bunch of spammy gibberish off the Phoenician game while I was at it. Some teacher really loves showing retards this mediocre game.

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one month ago

One lost and one more to go

Great game! It's really sad that the trolls on this site are mass voting 1's and insulting your story, though. I recommend coming to https://www.choiceofgames.com/ instead. I admin there and it's a very friendly to all races, genders, and ages! We'd be extremely happy to have you.

-- Jason Hill on 3/28/2019 8:30:08 PM

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one month ago
Has anyone found out who Jason Hill is yet? ^_^

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one month ago

Nah, he's totally not that dude with Stevan as a middle name or something. 

See you later. *puts on groucho glasses, becoming instantly unrecognizable*

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one month ago
*Gasp*! O.O

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one month ago
piisul on 4/1/2019 for The Path of Death
-really good story -way too many choices -Many endings -Long story -interesting characters -Too little sex with blaise 10/10

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one month ago

Eternal

"Choose your story". Why did the game force me to fuck some nasty brown elf slut?

-- V on 4/5/2019 7:47:57 AM with a score of 0

Wow, way to be racist. Lol.

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one month ago
I'm sure that's just Victim again.

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one month ago
I saw that haha~!

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one month ago
stupid stinky kid on 4/9/2019 for Inepta Academy
not fun at all what the point of this game if i could hold it i would throw it in the garbage and poop on it


kalina on 4/9/2019 for Inepta Academy
it sucks


Wow Killa, tough audience tonight.

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one month ago

I like this one.  

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one month ago

Order of the Midnight Sun

This is the best endmaster story I have ever read. The maze is hard but use the Page number on top to gain refernce

--Diejuden on 4/10/2019 10:05:05 PM with a score of 4949

Lol.

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one month ago
M on 4/11/2019 for The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost
Amazing!

Just making it clear this was NOT me. I would never lower myself to a one word review, I have a reputation that I protect by never getting around to reviews at all anymore.

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one month ago

... Well obviously it's not you. The M is capitalized cheeky

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one month ago
thereddragonborn on 4/11/2019 for Death Song It was okay. Never got a good ending. Writing was eh... But, certainly not a waste of time. You know, come to think of it, I never got a good ending to Death Song either! I wonder if this was because the writing was 'eh'?

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one month ago

On Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost

I still want to escape and make a empire in Zeru’s home village to compete with Rome while recruiting Lulu’s brothers. Then conquer all the way up to the main character’s home town and see if their father is still alive(while getting the option to forgive him or own him as a slave, just to add more sentimental choices along the way)

-- ChooseYourStuff on 4/13/2019 8:42:32 PM with a score of 0

 

That'd be cool, Briar.  Which installment are you going to do this in, Briar? 

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one month ago

Probably the same installment where you have the option to completely overthrow the Roman Empire and become the new Caesar... After you've tamed the elephant, of course. ^_^

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one month ago
I think it's cute that kids are getting so into the story that they're imagining fanfiction.

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one month ago

Ah crap, there's going to be creepy Andreas x Alexius fanfics now, aren't there? >.<

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one month ago

There already are, I'm sure.  Caecilia gets killed off after trying to ruin their love, of course.  That bitch.

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one month ago

Found this gem on Crescentstar's Three Hundred Thousand Tears:

this was soooooooooooooo off track!!some parts of The storyline made no sense!!I thought this would be 1 of the sad stories,NOPE I thought wrong apparently!!!!THIS IS A NONSENSE STORYLINE!!like 5 pages u can only do 1 thing,come on!!! 

LONG STORY SHORT,THIS GAME SUCKS!! 1/10 (p.s. the 1 is 4 the time and effort u put into this) 

-- mad gamer on 2/19/2018 10:41:02 AM with a score of 0

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one month ago
That's a good story. It's too bad Crescent was lost to the forces of Anime.

I feel like it's completely legit to wish a great amount of misery and suffering on the commenter just based the exclamation points and the lack of spaces and all the capital letters. All the bad things, conbined in one short post. Who would write that? Nobody who can *really* be considered human, surely.

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29 days ago

At least his ability to create half-coherent sentences surpasses FANG's.

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29 days ago
Nick Gurr on 4/24/2019 for Popping My Cherry Jenny made me so hard Nick Gurr on 4/24/2019 for Popping My Cherry Please go into more detail at the fun bits Nick Gurr on 4/24/2019 for Desperate Heart Please have more unzipping of pants ....this may not be the kind of site you think it is, Nick.

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29 days ago

Popping My Cherry

Made me very hard 11/10 please make more. Mike Wazoski was very hot

-- Nick Gurr on 4/23/2019 3:16:41 PM

Grief

Please add a little bit of unzipping pants and lotion. I am very lonely and would like this added for my pleasure.

-- Nick Gurr on 4/23/2019 3:06:23 PM

Rainy mood

The ending was getting somewhere, but it should have gone further. I would have liked for something hard and long.

-- Nick Gurr on 4/23/2019 3:09:33 PM

Any reasone?

This was a great fap 10/10

-- Nick Gurr on 4/23/2019 3:12:00 PM

 

I don't think he cares that this isn't that kind of site.

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28 days ago

Love SICK

Now THIS is more like it!

-- Nick Gurr on 4/23/2019 3:24:00 PM

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28 days ago

Disappointed to see that this was not in fact a real comment.

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28 days ago
Now I'm sad about it too.

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27 days ago

Well, if he did read it, I'm used he'd be very pleased with the levels of fapability ^_^

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28 days ago
Lol, missed those. At least he's consistent.

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27 days ago

ummm? lol

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27 days ago

On The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost

Hey I was told this was a CHILD MURDER SIM and was very eager to MURDER A CHILD so that I could have a hysterical meltdown about it on an internet forum and threaten to report the author to the FBI...but then when I played it I was very disappointed to find there was an option to just knock the CHILD I wanted to MURDER unconscious instead??? wtf

Ugh now I'm disappointed, freaking out about CHILD MURDER is just never quite the same when it's only possible to MURDER A CHILD by deliberate choice. 1/8, why did I even read this, well anyway off to rub more sand in my vagina and virtue signal at a flock of seagulls on the horizon I suppose, bye.
-- Cantaloupe Nun on 4/26/2019 4:13:21 PM with a score of 100000

I heartily agree.

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27 days ago

LMAO! This makes me very happy... Will probably be making a thread about that strange forum meltdown soon. cheeky

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27 days ago
I look forward to it

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26 days ago

Here's one on Ground Zero.

Why is my character forced to feel bad about a couple of faggots being thrown out of the shelter? 1/8
-- Victim on 4/14/2019 12:47:57 AM

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26 days ago

Considering all the whining comments I’ve gotten about the story being “homophobic” it’s unsurprising that some idiot would do the opposite and bitch about the story being too LGBT friendly. 

Then again Victim tends to fail at reading comprehension like a fucktard most of the time anyway. Lol

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25 days ago

Dead Man Walking

Would be nice if the female characters were allowed to do more than get hysterical/be assaulted/look after the children but here we are in 1951 I guess

-- Camenite on 4/28/2019 2:10:35 PM with a score of 31877

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25 days ago
Did she really read through a million words just so she could flip her hair and say that? Dedication.

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18 days ago

No interesting comments, I'm afraid, but a very interesting profile page! ^_^

Welsh:

Hey.You took an interest in me/my game? Well, I got nothing much to tell about myself.

I’m 16.Depressed and Suicidal.(Ah Shit.Here We Go Again).Yeah,yeah I know,it’s not something new but I’ve been this way from as long as I can remember.I’ve felt no other emotions other than pain and rage.I keep on existing and droning on as I don’t wanna just blip off like a sad sack of shit.Growing up in Asia or India for that matter puts quite a lot of pressure on success and taking care of your family.Frankly I couldn’t care less about both of those things.In the long run neither will matter as you will return to dust.That led me to have a single goal that makes me wake up in the morning.To have as much as fun possible and pay back the money that my parents have invested on me times 3.They deserve the profit.

I think that I’ve a good amount of intellect.(That sounds like a self jerkoff I know).But the way I’ve seen things come by in my life like Olympiad medals , Problem solving skills, Many online iq tests(I dunno if they are reliable at all considering one showing it to be 130-140 and the other showing 120<).I am generally passive and uncaring at all as , Dude ,you’ve got one life and one only (Seriously,reincarnation and afterlife is major bullshit but I don’t judge).Why waste it worrying on infinitismall problems.Honestly the next part is gonna sound like a huge jerkoff.Its pretty hard living with normal people,relating with normal people,and having fun with them.So mostly I try to escape this reality by reading CYOA,Gaming and Anime(Wow,he’s a weeaboo.Boom,his opinions don’t matter)

If you come to my high school for instance , you’d see that I was a lazy joker by my peers,A boy with a lot of potential but fails to utilise it.The latter part always being brought up during results(of examinations).I’d always score just a few (3-7) marks to the toppers and my peers know that I hardly put in effort.This led to an egoistical gap between me and my friends.

I’ve always had an interest in tragedy like Franz Kafka’s Metamorphosis and Tokyo Ghoul(Anime and manga).If I find anything interesting and not too monotonous to complete I go for it.

Reader: Why are you writing all of this here? Ans:I wanted to sum up my existence as a whole.

Youch! I just cut my finger on all that edge. sad

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18 days ago

Lol yeah we were already laughing about it in the Discord.

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18 days ago
It's not the way I would've chosen to introduce myself, but you know what, I kind of have to appreciate a noob decisively establishing themselves as a personality to notice right off the bat. So many just linger in the background among the faceless nobodies not really doing anything.

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17 days ago

Awh, I found another one!

Binladen:

All of you think you know me but you don't know me. Also a lot of you think I'm the same Bin Laden who controls the Taliban, well I am.
However I just want you to know that I am not evil it is you who are evil. So you can live in peace or live in pieces, but please I digress I love making adventure games like everyone else. Allah is on my side because as you can tell by now my games are superior to any one elses.

... Glad to know he survived and found a more creative outlet for his anger. ^_^

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17 days ago
That was me lol. The account info is in a game as an easter egg, I forget what it’s called. I promise I was only using it for good.

Edit: I mean I was the person online; I didn’t make it, or change anything on the profile page.

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17 days ago

Omg, lol. How did I miss this on discord?!

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13 days ago

You're like, crazy...
-- Dilatory on 5/10/2019 10:30:14 PM with a score of 0

Comment on Ogre's masterpiece in educational erotica, Boobs!!!.

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13 days ago

Boobs!!! has some good ones. ^_^

I laughed, I cried, I clicked through it in about twelve seconds without reading anything to get my free point.
-- mizal on 5/4/2019 2:44:48 PM with a score of 0

I laughed so hard I cried. I’ve taken up beekeeping now. Bees are my passion. And my life. And my love.
-- At_Your_Throat on 5/4/2019 3:19:12 PM with a score of 0

This story is a true masterpiece. I now know so much more about bees and boobs than I could ever have dreamed. And yes, I fapped.
-- RealKuriosIasoun on 5/4/2019 6:38:33 PM with a score of 0

best game ever m8 i r8 8/8 m8 no h8 m8
-- Chris113022 on 5/5/2019 6:16:17 PM with a score of 0

Orge is a tranny CONFIRMED.
-- WouldntItBeNice on 5/6/2019 9:10:24 PM with a score of 0

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9 days ago

This one's a fun little mystery:

The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost

Pqp eu falici bacana mano 
Fui mto besta tbm, nenhum pouco diferente da vida real ;-;
-- EmmeOrpheus on 5/14/2019 12:49:43 PM with a score of 0

 

... Translation:

Bitch that gave birth, I died nigga!
I've been a mta beast too, no different from real life.

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9 days ago
Google translate seems to think falici might be meant to be felici, in which case they're opening with 'I congratulate, cool/nice'.

It's possible to derive many, many different meanings depending on how you break this up for the translator.

I'd have assumed that someone who could read the story in English could also write a comment in English, but it's more fun this way. At least until someine who actually speaks Portuguese comes along and translates it as something boring.

e: I congratulate my dear hand?

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9 days ago
Mano is either hand, or if it's by itself comes out as 'bro'.


For the last section I got 'I was really stupid, no different from real life.' which seems straightforward enough.

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9 days ago

Awh. I liked the version with nigga better. cheeky

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9 days ago

This was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

As a former mta beast myself, I can confirm that my in game experience was no different than what I experienced in real life.

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9 days ago

I'm really baffled that they translated "mto" to "mta"... But meh, google translate is weird. cheeky

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8 days ago

"mano"

bro

"Fui mto besta tbm"

I've been really bad/stupid, too.

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8 days ago

Okay, so it looks like a more accurate translation would be; "Fucking hell, I died bro! I was stupid, no different from real life."

... Shame. The comment's not funny now that it makes sense. cheeky

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8 days ago
Dovin Baan on 5/14/2019 for Eternal [delete]
UR STORY IS GAY FUCKING GARBAGE ,YOU NERDY SHIT.


Surprised End missed this one.

e: lol, lately I'm really starting to understand why French Canadians have the reputation they do.

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8 days ago

Oh I saw it, I just didn’t find it very inspired and I figured it might just be Spadie or someone similar pissed at me as usual.

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7 days ago
Given the location, my guess would be Exeld.

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7 days ago

I sure hope so.

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6 days ago

Why do you assume it was someone you banned? Is it not possible that somebody just thinks your game is gay nerdy shit? cheeky

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6 days ago

I didn't ban Excelsheet, and I'm guessing you missed the incident that occurred in the discord.

He was some French Canadian CoGite that got pissy with Mizal then he got pissy with me.

Here: http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25274

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5 days ago

I always find it funny how people get SO offended that someone would dare suggest that they write something for a writing community. cheeky

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5 days ago


Let's be clear though; he was not upset.

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6 days ago

why did i just read all of this

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6 days ago
Only you can answer that

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6 days ago

But I can't

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6 days ago
Do you want the links to the previous three?

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5 days ago

No, I can find them if I want to XD

But I may not want to after seeing this

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5 days ago
I posted them almost on the top of the thread, you can't miss them. And trust me, you do want to read them. They're great!

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4 days ago

On "Sir Osis"

Nice game!
I wanted a storm of crickets that attacked him though... wait, what?
-- BgirlStories on 5/18/2019 8:16:27 PM

A storm of crickets is always a good idea.

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4 days ago

Were you possessing her at the time? cheeky

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4 days ago
*backs away from her*
I would never do such a thing. Don't be ridiculous. Do you think I even have that level of power?

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4 days ago

Well, EndMaster did adopt you... Perhaps he saw the potential for eeeeeevil! cheeky

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4 days ago

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4 days ago

Mwahaha ^_^