I'm a girl. All of my boners are weird. ^_^
FUCK YOU AND YOUR STORY BITHC FUCK EVERYTHING
-- Dylan Zimmerman on 2/4/2019 4:40:58 PM with a score of 0
Is it even legal to read or especially write something like this? I'm not offended, I'm just not okay with this. You couldn't do ghosts, or zombies, or literally anything else?
1/10. This is too messed up for me.
-- What the.. f*ck? on 2/16/2019 8:05:08 PM
Sounds like she was offended.
My introduction to the Internet was looking up what oral sex was. So, no.
Date: 2/17/2019 10:45:16 PM
Everyone on this site hates your storygames. and I'm sure they would kill you if they had the chance.
If that's true, it's only because you make us all look like the scum we are in comparison.
Dead Man Walking
this book was trash can autsim
-- crater on 2/19/2019 11:11:57 AM with a score of 4460
Always a bit surprising when Berka gets a flat out negative comment. At worst he usually gets a generally praising comment that bitches about his story being sexist.
I think that he is referencing the 1993 novel by Helen Prejean.
I do not think I was the first to notice this. but as this has not been posted on either this or the previous Interesting Comments, I should immortalize it.
On Solstice by WIBN.
You got a nom on the nomnom scale. Your writing is good, and after reading your story it just kind of made me sad and reflex on my own life. The only spelling error i found was that you wrote hare, instead of here? Keep up the good work! Oh to find out the full description of the nomnom scale, look at my profile if you're curious.
-- Cake_Oi on 1/29/2019 9:56:02 PM with a score of 280
Some reflexing on my life may do me some good some time. Perhaps I will read this soon.
I would've gone with:
1 star: Nom
2 stars: Glomp
3 stars: OwO
4 stars: Yiff
5 stars: Ryder
... Genius!!! Gather round, girls. The bald, pieced, scary bitch with freaky face tattoos is going to teach you all to be prozzies! ^_^
Costs extra if you want her to use the whip. ^_^
What is even the point otherwise?
One lost and one more to go
Great game! It's really sad that the trolls on this site are mass voting 1's and insulting your story, though. I recommend coming to https://www.choiceofgames.com/ instead. I admin there and it's a very friendly to all races, genders, and ages! We'd be extremely happy to have you.
-- Jason Hill on 3/28/2019 8:30:08 PM
Nah, he's totally not that dude with Stevan as a middle name or something.
See you later. *puts on groucho glasses, becoming instantly unrecognizable*
"Choose your story". Why did the game force me to fuck some nasty brown elf slut?
-- V on 4/5/2019 7:47:57 AM with a score of 0
Wow, way to be racist. Lol.
I like this one.
Order of the Midnight Sun
This is the best endmaster story I have ever read. The maze is hard but use the Page number on top to gain refernce
--Diejuden on 4/10/2019 10:05:05 PM with a score of 4949
... Well obviously it's not you. The M is capitalized
On Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost
I still want to escape and make a empire in Zeru’s home village to compete with Rome while recruiting Lulu’s brothers. Then conquer all the way up to the main character’s home town and see if their father is still alive(while getting the option to forgive him or own him as a slave, just to add more sentimental choices along the way)
-- ChooseYourStuff on 4/13/2019 8:42:32 PM with a score of 0
That'd be cool, Briar. Which installment are you going to do this in, Briar?
Probably the same installment where you have the option to completely overthrow the Roman Empire and become the new Caesar... After you've tamed the elephant, of course. ^_^
Ah crap, there's going to be creepy Andreas x Alexius fanfics now, aren't there? >.<
There already are, I'm sure. Caecilia gets killed off after trying to ruin their love, of course. That bitch.
Found this gem on Crescentstar's Three Hundred Thousand Tears:
this was soooooooooooooo off track!!some parts of The storyline made no sense!!I thought this would be 1 of the sad stories,NOPE I thought wrong apparently!!!!THIS IS A NONSENSE STORYLINE!!like 5 pages u can only do 1 thing,come on!!!
LONG STORY SHORT,THIS GAME SUCKS!! 1/10 (p.s. the 1 is 4 the time and effort u put into this)
-- mad gamer on 2/19/2018 10:41:02 AM with a score of 0
At least his ability to create half-coherent sentences surpasses FANG's.
Popping My Cherry
Made me very hard 11/10 please make more. Mike Wazoski was very hot
-- Nick Gurr on 4/23/2019 3:16:41 PM
Please add a little bit of unzipping pants and lotion. I am very lonely and would like this added for my pleasure.
-- Nick Gurr on 4/23/2019 3:06:23 PM
The ending was getting somewhere, but it should have gone further. I would have liked for something hard and long.
-- Nick Gurr on 4/23/2019 3:09:33 PM
This was a great fap 10/10
-- Nick Gurr on 4/23/2019 3:12:00 PM
I don't think he cares that this isn't that kind of site.
Now THIS is more like it!
-- Nick Gurr on 4/23/2019 3:24:00 PM
Disappointed to see that this was not in fact a real comment.
Well, if he did read it, I'm used he'd be very pleased with the levels of fapability ^_^
On The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost
Hey I was told this was a CHILD MURDER SIM and was very eager to MURDER A CHILD so that I could have a hysterical meltdown about it on an internet forum and threaten to report the author to the FBI...but then when I played it I was very disappointed to find there was an option to just knock the CHILD I wanted to MURDER unconscious instead??? wtf
Ugh now I'm disappointed, freaking out about CHILD MURDER is just never quite the same when it's only possible to MURDER A CHILD by deliberate choice. 1/8, why did I even read this, well anyway off to rub more sand in my vagina and virtue signal at a flock of seagulls on the horizon I suppose, bye.
-- Cantaloupe Nun on 4/26/2019 4:13:21 PM with a score of 100000
I heartily agree.
LMAO! This makes me very happy... Will probably be making a thread about that strange forum meltdown soon.
Here's one on Ground Zero.
Why is my character forced to feel bad about a couple of faggots being thrown out of the shelter? 1/8
-- Victim on 4/14/2019 12:47:57 AM
Considering all the whining comments I’ve gotten about the story being “homophobic” it’s unsurprising that some idiot would do the opposite and bitch about the story being too LGBT friendly.
Then again Victim tends to fail at reading comprehension like a fucktard most of the time anyway. Lol
Would be nice if the female characters were allowed to do more than get hysterical/be assaulted/look after the children but here we are in 1951 I guess
-- Camenite on 4/28/2019 2:10:35 PM with a score of 31877
No interesting comments, I'm afraid, but a very interesting profile page! ^_^
Hey.You took an interest in me/my game? Well, I got nothing much to tell about myself.
I’m 16.Depressed and Suicidal.(Ah Shit.Here We Go Again).Yeah,yeah I know,it’s not something new but I’ve been this way from as long as I can remember.I’ve felt no other emotions other than pain and rage.I keep on existing and droning on as I don’t wanna just blip off like a sad sack of shit.Growing up in Asia or India for that matter puts quite a lot of pressure on success and taking care of your family.Frankly I couldn’t care less about both of those things.In the long run neither will matter as you will return to dust.That led me to have a single goal that makes me wake up in the morning.To have as much as fun possible and pay back the money that my parents have invested on me times 3.They deserve the profit.
I think that I’ve a good amount of intellect.(That sounds like a self jerkoff I know).But the way I’ve seen things come by in my life like Olympiad medals , Problem solving skills, Many online iq tests(I dunno if they are reliable at all considering one showing it to be 130-140 and the other showing 120<).I am generally passive and uncaring at all as , Dude ,you’ve got one life and one only (Seriously,reincarnation and afterlife is major bullshit but I don’t judge).Why waste it worrying on infinitismall problems.Honestly the next part is gonna sound like a huge jerkoff.Its pretty hard living with normal people,relating with normal people,and having fun with them.So mostly I try to escape this reality by reading CYOA,Gaming and Anime(Wow,he’s a weeaboo.Boom,his opinions don’t matter)
If you come to my high school for instance , you’d see that I was a lazy joker by my peers,A boy with a lot of potential but fails to utilise it.The latter part always being brought up during results(of examinations).I’d always score just a few (3-7) marks to the toppers and my peers know that I hardly put in effort.This led to an egoistical gap between me and my friends.
I’ve always had an interest in tragedy like Franz Kafka’s Metamorphosis and Tokyo Ghoul(Anime and manga).If I find anything interesting and not too monotonous to complete I go for it.
Reader: Why are you writing all of this here? Ans:I wanted to sum up my existence as a whole.
Youch! I just cut my finger on all that edge.
Lol yeah we were already laughing about it in the Discord.
Awh, I found another one!
All of you think you know me but you don't know me. Also a lot of you think I'm the same Bin Laden who controls the Taliban, well I am.
However I just want you to know that I am not evil it is you who are evil. So you can live in peace or live in pieces, but please I digress I love making adventure games like everyone else. Allah is on my side because as you can tell by now my games are superior to any one elses.
... Glad to know he survived and found a more creative outlet for his anger. ^_^
Omg, lol. How did I miss this on discord?!
You're like, crazy...
-- Dilatory on 5/10/2019 10:30:14 PM with a score of 0
Comment on Ogre's masterpiece in educational erotica, Boobs!!!.
Boobs!!! has some good ones. ^_^
I laughed, I cried, I clicked through it in about twelve seconds without reading anything to get my free point.
-- mizal on 5/4/2019 2:44:48 PM with a score of 0
I laughed so hard I cried. I’ve taken up beekeeping now. Bees are my passion. And my life. And my love.
-- At_Your_Throat on 5/4/2019 3:19:12 PM with a score of 0
This story is a true masterpiece. I now know so much more about bees and boobs than I could ever have dreamed. And yes, I fapped.
-- RealKuriosIasoun on 5/4/2019 6:38:33 PM with a score of 0
best game ever m8 i r8 8/8 m8 no h8 m8
-- Chris113022 on 5/5/2019 6:16:17 PM with a score of 0
Orge is a tranny CONFIRMED.
-- WouldntItBeNice on 5/6/2019 9:10:24 PM with a score of 0
This one's a fun little mystery:
The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost
Pqp eu falici bacana mano
Fui mto besta tbm, nenhum pouco diferente da vida real ;-;
-- EmmeOrpheus on 5/14/2019 12:49:43 PM with a score of 0
Bitch that gave birth, I died nigga!
I've been a mta beast too, no different from real life.
Awh. I liked the version with nigga better.
This was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
As a former mta beast myself, I can confirm that my in game experience was no different than what I experienced in real life.
I'm really baffled that they translated "mto" to "mta"... But meh, google translate is weird.
"Fui mto besta tbm"
I've been really bad/stupid, too.
Okay, so it looks like a more accurate translation would be; "Fucking hell, I died bro! I was stupid, no different from real life."
... Shame. The comment's not funny now that it makes sense.
Oh I saw it, I just didn’t find it very inspired and I figured it might just be Spadie or someone similar pissed at me as usual.
I sure hope so.
Why do you assume it was someone you banned? Is it not possible that somebody just thinks your game is gay nerdy shit?
I didn't ban Excelsheet, and I'm guessing you missed the incident that occurred in the discord.
He was some French Canadian CoGite that got pissy with Mizal then he got pissy with me.
I always find it funny how people get SO offended that someone would dare suggest that they write something for a writing community.
why did i just read all of this
But I can't
No, I can find them if I want to XD
But I may not want to after seeing this
On "Sir Osis"
I wanted a storm of crickets that attacked him though... wait, what?
-- BgirlStories on 5/18/2019 8:16:27 PM
A storm of crickets is always a good idea.
Were you possessing her at the time?
Well, EndMaster did adopt you... Perhaps he saw the potential for eeeeeevil!