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Brainrot on Parade: LOLXDXD *gasp* T^T

22 days ago

This is legit just a place to talk about anything and everything under the sun (that won't get you banned).

So I'll start....

Just for kicks and to provide @DBNB @Ogre11 @Ford and @DireRyse with something to do and to give the mods entertainment (hopefully), let's poke fun at my life, shall we? 

I currently live with my parents rent free cause I'm basically broke while I go through college for Graphic Design, but I want my own place to live so I can become a content creator as a hobby but my parents don't want me to become a content creator.

...aaaaaaaaand.....cue the insults...



also this is an anti-homo thread

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22 days ago

This is my first time ever hearing of a broke college student, personally

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22 days ago

I don't know if you are joking or serious... :o

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22 days ago

Sherb is serious.  She is always serious.

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22 days ago

Huh...ok! :)

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22 days ago

Content creator of what exactly?

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22 days ago

Minecraft.

I know that may sound SUPER cringe, but I've been a fan of the game for nine years, wanted to become a content creator for five years, and have been extensively planning for the past three. :/

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22 days ago

Extensively planning? You've spent three years extensively planning how you're going to record yourself playing minecraft?

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22 days ago

Yes. :l

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22 days ago

Have you tried pressing the Windows Logo Key + Alt + R?

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22 days ago

Also curious, why do you need your own place to become a minecraft content creator? Pretty sure 90% of minecraft content creators are recording from their parents basements.

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22 days ago

My parents don't like Minecraft. Thus, it is banned from the house. :(

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22 days ago

Okay, I'm super confused... You've been a fan of minecraft for 9 years... And minecraft is banned from your house? Does that mean you play minecraft in secret, or that you've never actually played minecraft yourself, and just spend hours watching videos of other people playing minecraft, dreaming of the day when you're finanically stable enough to afford your own home, so that finally, you can ball up your little square fist and punch your very first tree?

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22 days ago

Lol, that last line... XD

Anyway.

Long story short, we used to have it in the house, but then I started watching Minecraft YouTube videos in secret (another thing that is not allowed) and got in trouble. So, after awhile of this, and to try and get me away from it, my dad somehow convinced me to take a hammer to our copy of the game and also light up any Minecraft books I had. :l

No joke, I literally smash the game and light books on fire. :l

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22 days ago
Are you in a cult? Blink twice if you need help.

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22 days ago

I blink twice but not cause I'm in a cult. 

My parents just hate it that much. :l

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22 days ago

Ford is an expert at Minecraft (among other things).  Im sure he could help you out.

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22 days ago

When I get my own place, I will ask for Ford's help. 

...Or contact a YouTuber I know from college who goes by MelikeIsCool. 

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22 days ago

Okay... You are in college for graphic design... Presumably you are an adult... Have you attempted renegotiating the minecraft ban? Because if I had a daughter who was a college student, presumably between the ages of 18 - 24, of all the things I would be worried about her doing in her spare time, I'd say playing minecraft would be pretty near the bottom of the list.

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22 days ago

And she ended up here with us...

Minecraft is probably safer.  Im sure she has not read any of our family friendly stories like Love Sick

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22 days ago

Nope. Now to go read it.... :P

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22 days ago

I have.

The deal was; If I got rid of EVERY GAME ON MY PHONE along with Spotify and Pinterest, and never get them again, then, and ONLY THEN, would I be allowed to get it. ON TOP OF THAT, I could only play it if I asked first and if I was going to play with my siblings. (We have a Nintendo Switch)

Long story short, I ended up getting Pinterest again because I found it was a great place to look up build pallets and build ideas, because I was going to build my brother a house and I was looking for inspiration. 

Anyway, it got taken away again, and I can never try and negotiation for it back. Ever. :l

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22 days ago

You do realize that you can access pinterest without the app, right?

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22 days ago

Yeah. :l

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22 days ago

Okay, so here's the deal. Next time you leave the house, say to your parents. "Farewell mother and father. I'm off to consume alcoholic beverages, gamble in a casino and have lots and lots of sexual intercourse, since those are all things I am legally old enough to do... If only I had a literal children's game to play in order to occupy my spare time instead... Oh well. Better go book that abortion. Cheerio!" ^_^

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22 days ago

Honestly, they would know I'm not serious because all of those are things that aren't me.

Granted...maybe they wouldn't be as surprised as I would think because I did run away once. Although, I wanted them to find me because I didn't actually want to leave. :l

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22 days ago

Bet you made it all the way to the other side of your front yard fence, you little rebel. ^_^

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22 days ago

Our front yard has no fence and I actually made it about three to five miles via car.

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22 days ago

This is not the crazy UK.    If she is in the US, the drinking age is 21 as is the age of casino gambling in most states.  

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22 days ago

Silly me! How could I forget? 18 is the age that you can legally buy a gun. 21 is the age you can legally buy a beer.

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22 days ago

Actually, the legal age to BUY a gun is 21 for a pistal and 18 for a riffle. The legal age to CONCEAL CARRY a gun is 21.

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22 days ago

I wish I had a riffle, or even a pistal.  Gotta figure out how to get one of those

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22 days ago

My brother has one. And once I turn 21 Imma get a pistol, cause I've taken classes for it. I also want one. :D

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22 days ago

This might be the most American thing I've ever heard.

Guns in the house? The more the merrior!

Children's computor games in the house? Not on my watch! Those things are so violent! You know, one time I actually saw my daughter punch a little square pig, just so that she could get some pork. I thought I raised her better than that!

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6 days ago

Any gun store or pawn shop. Laws vary by state but Ohio is pretty chill, so I have several handguns and a 12 gauge hunting shotgun with customizable choke.

 

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6 days ago
I've never seen a riffle OR a pistal for sale even in Texas, I think you might be bullshitting. I challenge anybody here to walk into a pawn shop and ask to see their riffles.

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6 days ago

I will wager you 100 points I can walk into three pawn shops tomorrow and take pictures. You don't even need to ask out here they're on full display right behind the counter.

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6 days ago
Ignore the whooshing sounds flying overhead, I'm sure they mean nothing. How would you even pronounce 'riffle' btw?

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6 days ago

Ohhhh now I get it. You were using humor to comment on the misspelling of the word 'rifle' and 'pistol' by commenting that 'riffles' and 'pistals' are not sold anywhere.

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6 days ago

smh

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6 days ago

Well, now you've given me the idea to try and buy a gun while pretending to have a speech impediment. Thank you for that.

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22 days ago
Wrong.

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22 days ago

:o

I am?

Can you tell me what the actual age is please? :o

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22 days ago

At least old enough to play minecraft.

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22 days ago

I use Mac.

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22 days ago

Bold of you to assume I won't ban you for using a mac.

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22 days ago

I'd suggest you start soon if you're wanting it to see some kind of viewership/monetary success in the coming years, content creation is a really competitive thing these days. It's often a multi-year grind and remaining hopeful some algorithms will eventually smile upon you. If you spend too much time planning it out and not doing it, you'll wish later on that you'd started sooner.

Also I'm pretty sure a ridiculous volume of new-era Minecraft content creators are child touchers or domestic abusers, so as long as you aren't one of those you might have a leg up on the competition.

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22 days ago

"Leg up on the competition" sounds so disturbing in this context.

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22 days ago
That's just because the legs on the characters in minecraft as so poorly rendered, right?

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22 days ago

Sure, let's go with that.

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22 days ago

Ew, gross. No I am not. 

Also, I have to wait because my parents don't like Minecraft and don't want it in the house.

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22 days ago
I'm here for the beer

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22 days ago

Beer?

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22 days ago

Drinks on me. And by drinks I mean entertaining topics. (Hopefully)

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7 days ago
*slurps at you*

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22 days ago

Nothing wrong with living with your parents. You're going to college and the housing/renting market is absolutely miserable - so thats already better than living with your parents and not doing something productive with your life. Paying a mortgage is also not fun at all.

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22 days ago

Thank you Dire. Your words are very kind, and I mean that. :)

Also, the idea of the Brainbreak Bar was inspired by you fyi. Cause of all your late night drunk comments. lol

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22 days ago

There really isn't that much to insult here. The living with parents and being broke through college thing is basically also me and everyone I know IRL. College is usually pretty expensive, and I don't really think its expected for people to live on their own and pay for college unless its an off-campus housing situation. From what I gather in my college's area, the landlords have lower rent for their student housing anyway. The content creator bit is kind of interesting. What kind of content would you be creating?

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22 days ago

See Master's comment about the content. But it would me Minecraft. :l

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22 days ago

Very sorry to hear that your parents aren't proud of your Only Fans account. I'm sure you put a lot of work into it.

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22 days ago

What's Only Fans? :/

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22 days ago

It's... Uhh... It's a website for only the most exclusive fans of minecraft... Don't look it up. You can trust me. ^_^

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22 days ago

...?

...ok.....

:/ ?

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22 days ago

Take my word as well on this: Don't look it up. It's not worth it.

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22 days ago
look it up. I give you permission.

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22 days ago

I retract the permission. Do not listen to the snail pussy, skittle cubicle freak.

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22 days ago

I'm not listening to Ford. It's 2 vs 1 in favor of NOT looking it up. 

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22 days ago

Not listening to Ford is a good idea in general.

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22 days ago

No insults from me on any of this. I lived with my parents for a few years even after college. After I found a stable career, that's when I moved out. Nothing wrong with becoming a content creator, so long as you have fallback options and a paying job. I would certainly recommend getting a part-time job now even while you're in college as it will help with finances later. Working my way through college helped me pay for tuition, and before the year that I graduated was done, I had paid all my student loans. Don't look down on yourself for where you are now. Strive to move forward and develop. From one Christian to another, liisten to the Holy Spirit and He will direct your path.

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22 days ago

Thank you Milton. :)

I do actually have a job, but it's been a bit crumby from the start because they never give me enough hours, neither have they given me a raise in the slightly over a year I've worked there. In fact, they hired new people for the season and gave them MORE hours than me when I have more experience there. :(

So I'm looking for a new job. :,) It's sad because I liked working there and I would have stayed for a long time if they has only given me more hours. I'm a very diligent worker and will do even the most dirtiest of jobs. :,)

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22 days ago

Good for you then. I wish you the best with your search.

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22 days ago

Thank you! :D

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22 days ago
I wouldn’t worry about being a full-time student and being broke because those two things are practically synonymous. Unfortunately, you’ll probably have to put up with criticism about your life choices from your parents until you graduate, get a job and move out (that’s the rent they extract from you, the right to criticize relentlessly, which as we know is far more rewarding than mere common money). Just endure it, stick to your interests, finish your studies, earn money and move out. But yeah, you should try to have something steady to make you money while you pursue your studies and interests. It’s a time balance thing.

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22 days ago

Thanks Will. :)

(Well, the 'rent' I also pay is I do chores around the house. So it's not just their criticism. But I agree with you)

Don't get me wrong. I absolutely love my parents and my parents love me. Fact, my dad has said that he is willing to go to jail if it meant he protected me from someone trying to do me harm. I love them to death and want to follow what they say, but when I move out, I want to do some of my own things that they didn't agree with. I'd still follow some of the rules they set in place on my own (Like chores being done on Saturdays) but I'd also do content stuff which they don't want me to do while I'm with them.

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22 days ago
People have different opinions it's natural. Parents want kids to be financially secure, sometimes kids want to put more time and energy into their hobbies and interests (which may or may not pay off financially). Compromise is the result :)

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22 days ago

Exactly! :D

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22 days ago

Bold of you to assume that I won't ban you for calling yourself a content creator.

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22 days ago

Technically, I'm not one yet.

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22 days ago

This honestly didn't stire up as much teasing as I thought it would. 

huh

Welp! Time to think of a new topic!

Hmm.....got one!

I have a really, REALLY weird way of eating Lucky Charms! :P

First, I eat the cereal part and leave the marshmallows, like ya do. But then, I eat them in rainbow order while simultaneously counting them as I go. :P

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22 days ago

This is one of the least weird things I've ever heard... Also, when eating skittles, you must first divide them into colours. Count them until there is an equal amount of each, then eat all the spares. After this, you take turns eating one each of the different skittle colours, not in rainbow order of course, but in order of least favourite flavour to most favourite flavour. Then, when there is only one left of each flavour, you eat them all together. This is the way.

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22 days ago
I put the whole bag of skittles in my mouth and chew it into a giant rainbow sugar glob before pretending my mouth is a snail pussy and I lay the eggs onto my cubicle wall. This serves as a periodic lickable treat teat for when I do good.

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22 days ago

Now you see this, THIS is weird.

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22 days ago
how tall are you irl?

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22 days ago

mmm....

I'm pretty sure 5' 7".

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22 days ago

Tall enough to stomp on a kappa.

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22 days ago
This is the type of content OnlyFans should be used for.

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22 days ago

*gag*

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22 days ago
weak

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22 days ago

Bruh.

Docking 6 points for GAGGING?

THAT is weak. 

What ISN'T weak is the fact that I've eated BBQ flavored bugs. Without hesitation. 

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22 days ago
What kind of bugs? Multiple different kinds?

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22 days ago

I'm pretty sure it was larva of some kind. I don't remember. I do remember it tasted like chicked. 

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22 days ago

I like that your parents have slammed the banhammer down on minecraft, but are a-okay with BBQ bugs.

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22 days ago

XD

lol ikr?

Granted, it was a bet made by my cousins at Christmas one year, so I don't think they knew about it until we were on our way home and I told them in the car. XD

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22 days ago

Glad to know that I'm completely normal. I do this with chex mix also.

And for this reason I also get irrationally mad whenever anybody reaches into like a bowl of snacks I made for myself because they're eating all my favorite ones after I was doing the damn work

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22 days ago

Oh my GOSH! So TRUE!!! D:

...minus the swearing. But YES! D:

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22 days ago

I separate my skittles by color and from there I eat it one of two ways depending on my mood.

1. I eat then least favorite color to favorite color

or

2. Makes groups that contain one of each color. If there are groups that have fewer colors beause there weren't enough of a color or two, then I eat the group with the smallest number first and work my way up until I have groups of one of every color. :)

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7 days ago

I'm not the only one who does that?!

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22 days ago

Ok, question for anyone who knows the answer.

Why are some people's usernames on here blue while others are red?

At first I thought it had something to do with moderators and normal people, but I noticed Master has a blue name and I have a blue name, while Ford has a red name. What is with that? @_@

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22 days ago

Better dead than Red.

Wait, or is it better Red than dead?

Red pill vs blue pill

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22 days ago

I don't know.

If that is a question from the Matrix, I wouldn't know the answer cause I've never seen it. :l

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22 days ago
You're old

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22 days ago

I'm 19, so I guess :P

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22 days ago

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WON'T BAN YOU FOR NOT USING THREADED VIEW!

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22 days ago
Good call

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22 days ago

What's that? :/

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22 days ago

There's a button in the top corner of this forum, next to the watch/unwatch button, that makes the thread actually legible and you'll be able to see who the person is actually talking to

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22 days ago

Ah...

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22 days ago
Not you, the other one

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22 days ago

oh :o

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22 days ago

Yes.  Yes I am.

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22 days ago

The most commended order of the previous day has red names.

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22 days ago

Huh. Thanks Sherbet. :)

Also, anything you want me to call you? Like respectfully? Like Master and Miss Mizal. (Granted Miss Mizal never answered me on that, I just kept calling her that)

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22 days ago

Just an FYI, calling EndMaster "Master" comes across as more creepy than respectful.

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22 days ago

shhhhhh.  It's funny though

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22 days ago

Lol. XD

Just like calling you Remi! :P

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22 days ago

He said to call him that. :l

And at the time I was feeling super bad about upsetting Miss Mizal and didn't want to upset another mod, especially if he was nice to me. :l

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22 days ago
I prefer mister doctor professor Ogre

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22 days ago

I gotta write that down....

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22 days ago

I thought the full title was: Mister Doctor Professor Grandmaster of Fart Ogre

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22 days ago
This is acceptable as well

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22 days ago

Too long. I'll shorten it. How about....Ogre?

Yeah, that sounds right! XD

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22 days ago
it's pronounced o'gray

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22 days ago
An apostrophe certainly needs to be included, especially around March 17

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22 days ago

What's March 17?

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7 days ago

St. Patrick's Day . Where we celebrate the Catholics conquering the Irish pagans in a holy war by getting drunk.

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22 days ago

And I personally prefer, God Empress Moore. ^_^

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22 days ago
This is also acceptable

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22 days ago

I'll call you Empress Moore, but the first part is a liiiiiiiittle far for me....

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22 days ago

I'll settle for Goddess.

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22 days ago

Okie....

I'll go with it.....but I'm very hesitant to....

Could I just call you Empress? :<

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22 days ago

Your Illustrious Majesty will also suffice.

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22 days ago

Alright, that will work! :D

...your Majesty.... Lol

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22 days ago

Good peasant. ^_^

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21 days ago

:D

XD

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22 days ago

Oh cool. We are choosing titles.  I wish to be called Dr. Galazkiewicz.

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22 days ago
Good to meet you, doctor

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22 days ago

And nice to meet you Mister Doctor Professor

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22 days ago

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22 days ago

Nah, you're Remi. 

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22 days ago

Yes, Doctor is fine.

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21 days ago

Doctor Remi. 

There, now we can both be happy. :P

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22 days ago
people call me mommy wommy, but you can just call me mommy.

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19 days ago

No.....that's too far for me. :/

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22 days ago

"Just an FYI, calling EndMaster "Master" comes across as more creepy than respectful."

Why the hell don't you lot want me to have nice things?

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22 days ago

It's ok Master, they're just jealous. 

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22 days ago

My apologies, senpai.

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7 days ago

Cause that nice thing is half your age.

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22 days ago
sherb goes by mommy wommy

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22 days ago

Ok, I KNOW you are teasing me with that one. 

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22 days ago

Im betting Ford really does call sherb that though

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22 days ago
Some of us have started taking bets on how long until your ultra controlling, ultra conservative Christian parents notice you're calling a middle aged man on the internet "Master".

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22 days ago

Yes.  And there is also the thought that if her parents dont like minecraft, wait until they find out about us...

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22 days ago
Amazingly, she would not be the first 19 yo female to get in major trouble with her parents because of CYS

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22 days ago

I don't doubt it. :P

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22 days ago

Parents just dont understand

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22 days ago

Nah, it's their children who don't understand but think we do. :P 

And I KNOW all of this, but I can give or take sometimes. :P

But for now, I will respect the no Minecraft in the house. :P

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22 days ago

I love the fact that you want to move out of your parents house literally just so that you can play minecraft.

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22 days ago

Why thank you! :P

lol

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22 days ago
that's a lot of tongue for a sheltered girl...why don't you put it to good use and give my nasty little skittle spermataphore a lick?

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22 days ago

... This sounds like a line from a really bad porno.

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22 days ago

Huh? ._.

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22 days ago
I said THAT'S A LOT OF TONGUE FOR A SHELTERED GIRL...WHY DON'T YOU PUT IT TO GOOD USE AND GIVE MY NASTY LITTLE SKITTLE SPERMATAPHORE A LICK!?

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22 days ago
It's much more clear this time, thank you

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21 days ago
np

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22 days ago

*cough*

As you said, I'm a sheltered girl.....

._.

*cough*

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22 days ago
onlyfans demands it

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22 days ago

I'm not an OnlyFan

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22 days ago
And to think you were exasperated at being tagged in this thread

I think you’re enjoying yourself quite a lot, lol

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22 days ago

I agree. 

Everyone seems more chill than I thought tho. Lol

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21 days ago
free posts

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22 days ago

Ouch. :P

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22 days ago

Wait...he's how old? :o

(No offense. I know girls don't like saying their age, I don't know if guys are the same way or not...)

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22 days ago

48

It's okay, it's in the Bible.

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22 days ago

:o

You're old enough to be my dad....

I was not expecting that.... :O

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22 days ago

"You're old enough to be my dad."

Yeah, I get that a lot.

I'm not even the oldest person on here. Ogre's like in his 60s or 100s (I forget which)

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22 days ago

XD

 

Wait really? :o

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22 days ago

Yeah he's like in his 60s I think. Might be high 50s though. Dunno for sure. Just found that out recently myself. I always thought he was younger than me or my age.

Gower and Madglee are a year older than me and Berka's I think a few years older. There's some other older members too. One guy was pushing 70. Think he's dead now though.

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22 days ago

Oof

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22 days ago

Also...I feel like you keep spoiling me... T^T

"Pilgrim in an Unholy Land"

Was that you? T^T

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22 days ago

You’re entertaining enough for now that I can’t just let you get kicked into the dirt too badly, so if you get docked points for something dumb (Like what Ford did) then the response is generally to overcorrect the incident. It’s basically like how Darius threatened to dock you points for calling me “master” and then he backed off when he saw you under my protection.

Everyone's still free to call you whatever names they want though of course.

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22 days ago

I like her. She reminds me of Autistic Llama. ^_^

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21 days ago

Awww! Thank you your Majesty! ^_^

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22 days ago

Dearest @Ford, my esteemed Master... may I call you Master? I request a small bounty of 300 points for being your 'pet' cat. It's been an honor serving under you, my liege, and I wish to obtain the 500 point trophy, master sir Fordian. 

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22 days ago

That's Doctor Sir Fordian to you.

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22 days ago
only if you suckle and slobber on my skittle spermataphore

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21 days ago

Imma gag again...

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21 days ago
Please don't encourage our resident degenerate

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21 days ago

Yes. Im sure he likes that.

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21 days ago

Alright. Ignore mode on. (But it only lasts for ten minutes.... :l)

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21 days ago
You'll get used to it - remember this one pro tip: relax your throat and make eye contact.

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21 days ago

*breaths and stares into your soul*

0_0

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21 days ago

Wait. Ford has a soul? I thought he was just a fancy AI

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21 days ago
I think she's trying to blow a soul into me

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20 days ago

Nah, I'm trying to laser one in. 0_0

(is it working?)

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7 days ago
(no)

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22 days ago
Shameless

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21 days ago

So, basically, I need to keep being entertaining, and if I become boring, then I need to switch up my entertainingness. :o Got it. 

Anyway, while we are on the topic, I just want to say thank you so much for everything you've done for me! T^T And I'm sorry if I've been annoying...I'm usually the type of person to go "Hello!", because I want to be friendly and make friends and be everyone's friend if they need it. :,) ...And that style seems to be an annoying one on here...So I'm sorry. Also, if Miss Mizal sees thing, I'm really really sorry for causeing trouble. I feel super bad.... :,(

 

(I know that you said apologizing is annoying, apparently, on here, but I'm also the type of person who doesn't like leaving things worse than when I found them. That goes for relations as well.) 

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21 days ago

If you really want to be entertaining you should start insulting Suranna. She's a filthy Mormon heretic along with being a gender traitor, so the material really just writes itself.

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21 days ago

...can't I be entertaining by BEING the entertainment, Master...? I don't like insulting people..... :/

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21 days ago

Well, you could always look at it as just being brutally honest with folks.  

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21 days ago

:o

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21 days ago

To her credit, she'll become a 3/2 costless creature any day now, perhaps even with a sigil.

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21 days ago

A what now?

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20 days ago

I might even become straight! Who knows? :D

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22 days ago

Oh. I did not know that... Congrats, Will! ^_^

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22 days ago

I notice that you DON'T have a red name. What's THAT about??

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22 days ago

I have no idea... :o

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22 days ago

I am going to mash both of your hands into tomato paste with a large rubber mallet

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22 days ago

...And make pizza, right? :o

The Great Minecraft Massacre

22 days ago

... This is a silly thread. ^_^

The Great Minecraft Massacre

22 days ago

Yes ^_^ I'm loving it! :P

Even though I see you changed the title for this thread.... :P

The Great Minecraft Massacre

22 days ago
TIL briar is admin and active enough to change a thread title by hand

The Great Minecraft Massacre II

22 days ago
She didn't use her hands

The Great Minecraft Massacre III

22 days ago

OOOOOoooooooh......

I figured it out! 

yay me. :P

The Great Minecraft Massacre III

21 days ago
(she used her feet)

The Great Minecraft Massacre III

21 days ago

lol

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22 days ago

New topic!

Star Wars or Star Trek?

GO! :P

(Hehehe... It is apparently a very controversial topic.....)

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22 days ago

Could never get into Star Trek. From what I've seen it's just a load of guys in silly costumes sitting around in chairs and saying sciency words.

Star Wars on the other hand is a weird, massive clusterfuck combination of some of the best and worst media that I've ever seen, ranging from the masterpieces of the Knights of the Old Republic games to whatever the fuck The Acolyte is.

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22 days ago

I hate what Disney is doing to poor Star Wars.... :,(

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22 days ago

To be fair, Disney were also responsible for The Mandalorian and Andor.

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22 days ago

True.

Any they messed up the Mandalorian.

Baby Yoda was supposed to stay with Luke, but so many people liked him that they kept him. :/

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22 days ago

Yeah, but all the younglings that stayed with Luke ended up getting skewered by Kylo Ren, so...

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21 days ago

Actually, Kilo took a few of them with him, but yeah. It's a brutal ending.... :(

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22 days ago

You should play Terraria instead.

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22 days ago

Between the two, I like Terraria a lot better as a singleplayer experience. I'd rather play nothing at all than singleplayer Minecraft, but multiplayer Minecraft is one of the best gaming experiences out there.

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22 days ago

It's all fun and games until someone puts a block of TNT under your house's pressure plate.

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22 days ago

It's fun and games even then, because then you get to have a detective episode (and eventually arrest Peng regardless of where the evidence points)

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22 days ago
I'm a harmless and law-abiding citizen, you can't do this to me Sherb

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21 days ago

The real question is, "Why do you use a pressure plate for your door anyway? Levers and buttons are better because mods can't use them to get in. Getting a creeper in your face when you wake up in the Minecraft morning absolutely sucks."

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21 days ago

Lazy

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21 days ago

XD

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21 days ago

Multiplayer Minecraft is by far the best! Right next to multiplayer Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild! (Yes, it's a thing, see Pointcrow on YouTube)

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21 days ago

I've seen Terraria and would like to play it. :o

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21 days ago

I'm a broke college student too, so I can empathize in that regard, but at least I'll have no debt and I don't have to live with my parents!

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21 days ago

I applaud this man (or woman, I actually can't tell).

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21 days ago
Wizzy is the one of the most womanly women I have ever known, second to only Sherb.

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21 days ago

Edit*

I applaud this woman.

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21 days ago

Wizzy's a guy if you thought Penguin was being serious...

:/ (At least, I'm 99% sure he is. Given that I was able to get a read on what kind of person he is based on his profile pic and a few posts when I first came to this site, I'm FAIRLY certain he's a guy! :O)

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21 days ago
I can’t believe you would misgender wizzy like that, I’ve seen pictures of her. Absolutely ridiculous.

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21 days ago

Always listen to and trust  Peng.  He is really smart.

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21 days ago

Edit edit*

I applaud this human bean.

 

There, that's better. XD

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21 days ago

human bean?

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21 days ago

Yep. 

It's a Gen Z thing. You wouldn't understand. 

It has something to do with toe beans that eventually led to a lot of things being called 'bean'. 

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21 days ago

I am Gen Z and I don't understand either. What on earth is a toe bean?

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21 days ago

Look up toe beans and you'll come across animal paws

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21 days ago

Apparently they're cute. 

I honestly never understood it either. A friend of mine introduced me to the concept. :/

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21 days ago
I'd wager a guess that it's referring to the vaguely bean shaped flesh-pad that cats have on their toes.

As for why we're calling people beans... no idea.

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21 days ago

You are correct Penguin.

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21 days ago
I'm PerforatedPenguin, not correct Penguin.

But please, call me Peng.

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21 days ago

Sorry, I was trying to shorten it.

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21 days ago
Or PP. She really likes that nickname

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21 days ago

I thought that, but knew better than to be childish. 

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21 days ago

Or Perf.

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21 days ago

That's a combination of Peng's terf, right? :o

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21 days ago

No, just first 4 letters of the username .  We all just say Peng

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21 days ago

Lol, I'm teasing you XD

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21 days ago

Personally I prefer Perf, but he's always said to call him Peng.

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21 days ago
idk if I want to be called a TERF, lol.

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21 days ago

It's spelled Perv.

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21 days ago

Understandable since a profile pic and a couple posts definitely indicate someones gender on the internet.

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21 days ago

Do you know how many people on here gender someone based on how they type alone?

That would be basic logical deduction (hence the 99%), I went the extra mile in figuring it out...in laymans terms...its fairly obvious once you get a read on the kind of person he is.

How many times have you misgendered someone online after you got to know them well enough?

Whatever though...this argument is pointless and dumb and stupid and dumb...

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21 days ago

You're a girl, right Alienrun?

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21 days ago

No, he's very clearly a boy. You can tell because half of the ball in his profile pic is blue.

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21 days ago

Can you tell what my gender is, your Majesty? Lol. XD

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21 days ago

Angels are genderless, I believe.

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20 days ago

*gasp*

Are you calling me an angel...? :o That is one of the sweetest things I've heard said to me on here! T^T

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19 days ago

Oh, my apologies. I'm guessing your profile pic is just a regular girl with an overgrown pigeon standing directly behind her.

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19 days ago

The wings were to represent the 'raven' part of my username. And my username is supposed to be reminiscent of a white raven. :)

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18 days ago
I think I heard of a dating game like this.

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18 days ago

0.0

Whaaaaaat?! 0o0

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21 days ago

I guess that makes you a boy also because only a quarter of the ball is blue...the purple part I guess looked like blue to you from a distance...

(Someone at some point showed me to an article which claimed that girls see a wider range of color than boys. Only reason I have doubts about said claim is cause said article had a "test" where it showed 8 different shades of red right next to each other in a line and claimed boys can't see the difference of the last two compared to the previous two...yet I was able to see it just fine! (Admitedly I might have had to squint a little bit...but I could in fact...see it! lol :P) )

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21 days ago

Oh, sorry, my mistake... I guess you must be nonbinary then. Purple is definitely a girl colour.

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21 days ago

Uh...

No...

Mayhaps...

What makes you think that?! :O

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21 days ago

How did you determine what kind of person I am and how does that show my gender? Seems like a prejudiced and patriarchal approach towards the subject!

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20 days ago

Easy... Your Yoshi is blue. I rest my case.

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21 days ago

Anyone know what happened to superteller?

Haven't seen them on in awhile...

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21 days ago

You scared him off in the Thunderdome.  Perhaps he died?

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21 days ago

:o

I hope he's ok...

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21 days ago

True or false?

I've basically become the new class pet or new class clown.
Either people want me to call them all these fancy names or poke fun at me. (It's diffrent with Master, so I don't count him, but if you want to that is up to you. :P)

 

State 'true' if you agree, 'false' if you don't, then state your reason. :P

Any other comments are welcome. 

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21 days ago

I think pet is more accurate. We all tried to be mean to you but you're just so wholesome that we ended up adopting you instead. ^_^

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20 days ago

I'm like STEVE. ^_^ (I think...I read his profile) :P

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20 days ago

HAPPY FORTH OF JULY!!! 

(For those of you who are Americans... :) )

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20 days ago

Never heard of the Forth of July before. 

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20 days ago

Are you American? :)

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20 days ago

Who is this retard?

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20 days ago

New pet.

Don't worry, she's definitely not a new daughter.

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20 days ago

Awww.... you beat me to it.... :( Sad....

But yes, I'm the new wholesome pet. :P

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20 days ago

If I were EVER to make 'daughter' status, I'd.....I actually don't know what I'd do.......tbh...... ._.

(Highly doubt I'd make it tho...)

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20 days ago

That's what happened last time, End.

Then there was a daughter, and then another one, and then another one.

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20 days ago

They were always barely adequate substitutes for you.

In any case, the only special immunity Raven has right now is not getting banned, so you're free to verbally abuse her as much as you like.

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20 days ago

This is true. You have Daughter status, I have pet status. :P

You can verbally play with me however. :)

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20 days ago

This dude, man.

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19 days ago

What did I do? :o

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20 days ago

That depends on who you're deeming barely adequate substitutes, though.

I liked all of my sisters, even the ones that got eventually disowned. I mean, I liked them before they got disowned. 

Tbh, I kinda' want to talk to Crickers if she's still alive at the discord. I have to rejoin soon after I finish my story. But I'm so useless for writing nowadays, that might not be until 2025 or some shit. 

My brain's so fried I can't even write bullshit reviews anymore. Although, I have written some pages for my story today. But I have so many pages with no links, I don't even know in which part of the story some of them are for.

Lel.

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19 days ago

You know you're the first before all others.

Anyway take your time, it's not like you're on some deadline for your story.

And Cricket is indeed still around and misses you.

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19 days ago

Good! 

I will return in 2030 triumphantly. 

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19 days ago

I KNEW Master had a soft spot! :D 

You two interacting is so sweet and cute! (Don't care if you deny it, it is)

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19 days ago

I don't get how you never ended up adopting Mad Hatter's Daughter.

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20 days ago

You're worst nightmare.... >:)

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20 days ago

Okay.

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19 days ago

You know the special needs, slightly mangy dog from Puss In Boots: The Last Wish, who thinks that being tied up in a sock with a rock and thrown in the river is just a really good game of hide and seek?

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19 days ago

I haven't watched the new Puss In Boots movie....sadly....I want to tho. :,) But I have seen the dog in trailers.

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19 days ago

This is a perfect description lol

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19 days ago
I think Thara was pointing out that you don't know how to spell common words in the English language, hth.

Here, in a context you should be more familiar with:

You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. 5 You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the ___FOURTH___ generation of those who hate me, 6 but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.

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19 days ago

Amen.

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19 days ago
Wait.

I naturally assumed she was talking about this forth. She wasn't?

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19 days ago

My English had degrated since starting college... :,)

But I agree with Madam Thara.

Amen.

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17 days ago

Amen brothers!

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16 days ago

Hey everyone! :D

I'm back from the weekend with a new topic! The topic is:

If you had one wish, what would you wish for?

It can be anything! The only limitation is it can only be ONE wish. :D

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16 days ago

Genie: What is your wish, mortal?

Human: I wish for infinite wishes.

Genie: No! You get one wish! You can't wish for infinite wishes.

Human: Okay, got it.

Genie: What is your wish, mortal?

Human: Infinite genies.

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16 days ago

Yooooo....that's actually genius.... :o

You Illustrious Majesty, you are a genius....! And out smarted the system....! :O

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15 days ago

More like... Genieus. ^_^

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15 days ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! XD :D

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14 days ago
Ok, so this will probably sound nerdy, but here it goes.
My one wish is complicated, but goes a little something like this. I wish to be able to peruse all of the knowledge in the universe that is known, and unknown, and all of the time in the world to peruse it. If you count the endless time to peruse this knowledge as two wishes, then I'll just stick to the knowledge for now.
This is absolutely impossible, but this is and has always been my wish.

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14 days ago

I count it as one! :D

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14 days ago

I wish that all humans developed a better sense of empathy and were able to set aside selfish needs in order to work together as a society.

 

And now I've snapped back to reality.

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14 days ago

That's a really sweet and sincere wish.... :,) I find myself wishing for this sometimes, even though this is not what I would wish for if I only had one wish. :)

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9 days ago

I have many thoughts on what I would like to wish for, but I have very few thoughts on what I believe would be good to wish for. The older I get, the less certain I am that I act within my own interests, or even what my true interests are. But from within my limited scope and self, I would probably ask for the wisdom to be given to all of humanity to solve all the existential threats we face, such as climate change, poverty, aging, and more. Who knows, though, maybe once the wish is made, we'll come to find it was something we're not born knowing for a reason.

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15 days ago

Well it seems that this Forum is loosing some steam, so what are some questions YOU lot have for each other? Go ahead! It's a bar after all, so it's ok to get crazy! :P XD

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15 days ago
LOSING

Why do people do this, they're not even pronounced the same.

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15 days ago

I'm willing to bet Ogre has been loosing some steam.

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15 days ago
"steam"

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15 days ago

This has gotten so bad I've seen retards on Reddit actually defending this spelling of the word and even trying to back it up.

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15 days ago
When it's hoard/horde I can understand someone having a little brain blip there, but "loosing" shouldn't be able to pass through an internal monologue without standing out. At absolute best it's "lose" pronounced with a distractingly funny accent.

And redditors routinely can't figure out the most basic thing that separates man from the animals, (that is, applying HEAT to food), I can't be surprised by them anymore.

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15 days ago

Don't be a sore looser.

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15 days ago

Don't you start, you lot already spell everything weird by adding unnecessary "u"s to words.

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15 days ago
I think she meant 'louser'.

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15 days ago

Its actually loouser.

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15 days ago

Nah, Miss Mizal is correct. It is indeed 'lose' and 'loser'. :l

I'm just not up to par on my spelling skills as of late.

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15 days ago

Mizal is always correct.  That's why she gets a capital "M"

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15 days ago

Agreed.

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14 days ago
Disagreed

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14 days ago
dealer, put me in for a cool four hundo

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14 days ago
Done.

Next up, call or raise?

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14 days ago

I'll go all in.

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14 days ago
Call.

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14 days ago

I have no idea what we're betting on, but deal me in! ^_^

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14 days ago

I'll go all in and fold.

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14 days ago
House wins!

Play Again (Y/N)?

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14 days ago

Golly, we playing a gambling game I see? :o I don't know how to play those! XD

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14 days ago

Gambling is easy.  The house always wins in the end.  So just hand it all

over to Ogre and you are good!

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14 days ago

The house can't win if I never play. ;)

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14 days ago
Too late. We already won. Pay up.

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14 days ago
the house will win if you lose. the house will win if you play. the house will win if you don't play. the house will win if you win.

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14 days ago

Then the house must die. ;P :)

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7 days ago
dealer, you gave me over six hundo and this is too much

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15 days ago

As I've said before, college is causing my spelling to decline a little bit.... :,)

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15 days ago

I don't believe college does that.

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15 days ago

Yes...sadly. It's such a poor excuse....

Welp! Guess I got to go back to kindergarten....Apple for the teacher? :P

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15 days ago

Holy fuck are you wholesome. I wasn't expecting this to go on for so long. A bit less degradation than I would've liked but eh.

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15 days ago

I strive to be as wholesome as can be! :D I find it gives people the good warm and fuzzies, and that makes me happy! :D

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14 days ago

Don't mind me. Just passing through. 

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11 days ago

Hi! :D Welcome to the craziness which is the Brainbreak Bar! Sit back and relax....or have your brain broken! Lol XD Jk

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11 days ago

New Topic!

Who on CYS are your favorite members? You can list up to three, whether that's in order, or no particular order at all! :D Ping them if you want so they can see. :P

Here are mine (if you exclude @Alienrun . He is automatically at the top cause of my bias and cause he's my best friend on here...so... Sorry Alien! ,:D)

@TharaApples

@EndMaster

@Avery_Moore

(If I had to choose a fourth, then I'd go with @DireRyse . Why? Idk, he seems secretly wholesome :D)

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11 days ago

Oh my. I just like so much people, too!

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11 days ago

Aaaaaah. Sarcasm.... I love it. Lol XD But fr tho, I'm positive you like Master. He's your father on here after all! :D

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11 days ago

Oh! And your sisters! Can't forget them! :D

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11 days ago

Like lists just reminds me of another era of CYS is all.

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11 days ago

Aaaaah.... Then....just ignore the question then....

Honestly, site history fascinates me and I'd love to read more. Like, the nitty gritty stuff! :D

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11 days ago
My favorite person is Kiel-sama, he's SO much fun! XD

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11 days ago

I actually remember a funny couple posts Thara did about Kiel shortly after he melted down saying "Dicks out for Kiel" but JJJ at the time was still active and of course didn't want anything like that around (Not a good look for the site as he would often say) so they got deleted.

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11 days ago

I would say dicks out now, but we now know that Kiel-chan would take that as an open invitational.

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11 days ago

Given what we also know about Kiel now, "Dicks off" would probably be the slogan.

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11 days ago

They were truly the primogenitor of the meme version of discord janitors. 

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11 days ago

Tagging people is a great way to become the most hated member of CYS.

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11 days ago

O_O

I'll stop Master... 0_0

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11 days ago

...Unless I need to get ahold of someone cause it's an emergency or important. But I won't ping other than that. o_o

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11 days ago

Yey! I'm in the favourite person list! I feel so special!

My favourite people? It's so hard to choose!

Kiel-sama, obviously.

Seth was another awesome mod that everyone misses. Looking forward to when that Sim dating game he was working on finally comes out.

TurnipBandit was such a wholesome fellow. Very honest and genuine.

And of course, we can't forget Ryder and his adorable cat. ^_^

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11 days ago

Awww! Cat! ^_^

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11 days ago

We all feel sorry for the cat.

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11 days ago

Who could forget the thoughtful feedback that TheStoryReviewer used to leave? 

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9 days ago

Can't decide between anyone. Mainly because you guys still put up with me for several years now.

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11 days ago
story b

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11 days ago

I think Ford is broken. ._.

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11 days ago
If you put "think" and "Ford" in the same thought, you're going to start losing brain cells

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11 days ago
I think she might've lost most of her brain cells by putting "think" and "Ford" next to each other in the same thought.

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11 days ago
That's a real shame, poor thing didn't have too many to begin with.

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10 days ago

Brain go brrr...:P

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10 days ago
I read a biology book that said two organisms with a single brain cell can spontaneously form new brain cells by headbutting each other as hard as they can at the same time. If you hear something crack, it means it worked.

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10 days ago
Whoa there, a five syllable word? Try to remember your audience.

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10 days ago
whoops! My bad! Probably should've just left that out since it ended in -ly anyway. Gotta stay concise too.

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11 days ago
I thin

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11 days ago

Congrats for sticking with the atkins. ^_^

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11 days ago

Congrats, Ravenic! Your Brainbreak Bar now has its first brain-broken victim.

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11 days ago
k f

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11 days ago
I’d venture to say that ford’s brain didn’t need any breaking :)

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11 days ago
r db r

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10 days ago

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! >:D Lol

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9 days ago
o

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9 days ago

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I predict the next letter would be k.

(Totally not because the current 'brain-broken' messages so far are: I thin k f r db r o)

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9 days ago
j

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9 days ago
*

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9 days ago
k

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10 days ago

Update!

I miss DireRyse's drunk comments and I don't know why.... :,) And him too.

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9 days ago

I honesty don't drink much - and usually if I do, I don't tend to stay up to post on the site. That may have been a once in a lifetime comment.

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9 days ago
That's okay, I drink enough for the both of us

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9 days ago

I hope to live up to your grandeur one day.

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9 days ago
Those of you in the contest will be made to answer for every idle post when the day of judgment arrives.

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9 days ago

0_0

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9 days ago
N

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9 days ago
this thread needs more waha

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9 days ago
Commended by Ford on 7/15/2024 2:57:13 PM

waha

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9 days ago

WAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!! :D

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9 days ago
kill yourself

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9 days ago

Nah. :P

But I would take a bullet for any of you any day cause I don't fear death. :D

<3

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9 days ago
This is disgusting and cringe and you've crossed a line when it comes to my comfort and the comfort of others participating in this thread.

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9 days ago

If saying I'm gay for getting horny seeing random lesbian strangers because I value female bodies is cringe, then I'll be that kind of cringe the rest of my life with every breath I breath! :)

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9 days ago
OP said this is an anti-homo thread please leave

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9 days ago

WHO EDITED MY TEXT!?

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9 days ago

FOOOOORD!?

>:(

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9 days ago
what

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9 days ago

You edited my text, didn't you?! >:(

That's such a low move! >:(

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9 days ago
what

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9 days ago

Cringed so hard he turned into Stone Cold Steve Austin

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9 days ago
Commended by Ford on 7/15/2024 4:11:05 PM

*Stone Cold Steve Autism

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9 days ago
what

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9 days ago

I didn't say any of that junk up there! ^ About the lesbian or gay stuff.

I feel sick rn. I'm not kidding...I might puke for real now...

Ford, that's too far....

@EndMaster 

Master, can you delete that, please...? (I'm not joking I seriously feel sick reading it...)

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9 days ago
Quick check:

Are you going to count this in the count on your profile page if you are calling yourself gay?

Just asking, that's all.

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9 days ago

I never said that! It only looks like it because someone changed what I wrote! It's supposed to say something along the lines of "If sacrificing my life for random strangers because I value human life is cringe, then I will be that kind of cringe for the rest of my life for as long as I breath! :)" Not the garbage that is there now! D:

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9 days ago
Cringe.

Trust me it's better with the edits.

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9 days ago

Sweetie, its okay. You don't need to get upset. I know you come from a very conservative family and they propably have some strong opinions about your appreciation of the female body, but this is a tolerant community. You've done nothing wrong and we love and accept you for who you are. <3

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9 days ago

<3

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9 days ago
what

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9 days ago
Stop whining, stop tagging mods. You are in two contests, if you suddenly don't want to use this thread anymore that's probably a good thing.

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9 days ago
"I feel sick" is also not something someone who was just consensually snuggling a vomit encrusted Ford in public gets to say!

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9 days ago

That was goofing around and not.....it wasn't even real....

This......This struck a cord.....I'm really sorry for being annoying....I don't try to be....I never try to be.....I just....kept getting worked up.....I.....I'm really sorry Miss Mizal....

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9 days ago
*chord

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9 days ago

Thank you. 

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9 days ago

I'm sorry, Miss Mizal... I-I just.... I.... Ford changed my post....and it says something I would never ever say....not for the entire existence of reality...not for all of time...nothing....ever.....I....

I'm sorry....I got really worked up about it.....because it looks like I said it....and I didn't.....it's wrong....it's so wrong...... I could never.....

.....and Ford's not even sorry......

...I....just.....

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9 days ago

Ford, I think you broke her.

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9 days ago
Shit, he turned her into Alien!

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9 days ago

This thread is now awesome.  Ford is some kind of forum wizard.

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9 days ago

I'll bounce back....eventually....I just need to....go read a story or something....to forget this whole thing..... 

:(

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9 days ago

Endmasters stories are always good.  I recommend Suzy's Strange Saga it's about a girl trying to make it in the world.

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9 days ago

Story of my life rn....Both here and in real life... I'll have to add it to my saves....

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9 days ago

Creatures of the Snow looks inviting....

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9 days ago
I'm sure it's fine though, just think of it as leveling up in Being Weird.

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I never wanted to be weird....I wanted to be.... Welcomed...? Wholesome for sure.... And a friend to everyone...even if the joking got out of hand a little, like the fake throwing up.... But that....that was too far..... I just...nuh uh.... I'll be back tomorrow....when the effects of Ford's actions have lifted and I'm back to my cheerful, wholesome, maybe quirky self.....

I'll be reading or writing for the time being..... I'm sure you're happy about that Miss Mizal..... At least I'll ended up 'contributing to the site' like you've wanted me to....

Talk to y'all later.....

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9 days ago
eat my cunt, gaylord

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9 days ago

I can't really wrap my head around how you can take "kill yourself" with a smile and a dose of positivity, but absurdist humor post editing about being gay causes a mental breakdown.
Do your parents hunt and eat gay people or something?

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9 days ago

Are you mad? You can't eat gay people! That turns you gay! >.<

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9 days ago

Only here to answer your question, then I'm going back to working on my story.

My family doesn’t agree with the whole gay thing, that is correct. But what made me have a breakdown was the way Ford wrote that entire thing on top of the fact that he twisted MY words and made it look like I said it. If he were to just call me gay, I'd tease him back and call him a roasted duck again. But to have it where it looks like I was the one who said those things made my stomach drop and thus the breakdown. 

(Also, I can take the "kill yourself" because it's something I don't fear. I guess I have some kind of fear with me saying or it looking like I said the things Ford wrote.)

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9 days ago
oh, so it's just autism again

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9 days ago

Sure. Whatever you say...

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9 days ago

These niggas on CYS are mean, bruh.

Got me leaking tears, fr.

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9 days ago
my pleasure

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9 days ago
@TypewriterCat

I think Ravenic hates and fears the gays even more than you do, you two should make out or something.

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9 days ago

I don't hate the people. I hate the idea. 

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9 days ago

The idea of gays?

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9 days ago

It's the idea of sin, not the sinner, that she's referring to. Christians are called to love everyone and act lovingly without validation of certain actions.

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9 days ago

Gay.

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9 days ago
Gay.

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9 days ago

Correct.

Example, I have an aunt who is a couple years older than me who claims to be lesbian and I still love her. I also have a friend who claimed awhile ago that she was lesbian as well. She was so afraid I would stop being her friend, but I didn't, I still love her as a friend should. She actually grew out of it and is no longer lesbian. I even have two friends who have told me they are practicing witches and I'm still friend's with them. Granted, my parents have told me to stay away from them because witchcraft is demonic, but I'm still friends with them and can have a great conversation with them about eveyday things.

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9 days ago
Wait, you have friends?

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9 days ago

She has friends who are gay witches apparently.

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9 days ago
Only just turned full lezzo and already multiple girlfriends at the ready goddamn

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9 days ago

She'll grow out of it.

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9 days ago

Ok, so a serious question because I am trying to understand the logic behind this.

Your parents told you Minecraft was evil and forbade you playing it. Therefore, you choose to honor their wishes and comply.

But your parents also told you to stay away from professing witches, but you are friends with them anyway.  Even though you can find scripture regarding witchcraft and none about Minecraft?

This is not necessarily a criticism but just a question trying to understand the logic.

 

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8 days ago

The difference is that Minecraft is fictional and fake, thus unimportant, but people who claim to be witches are real people, whether we agree with them or not, thus they are important.  

That made more sense in my head, but I hope you get what I mean.

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8 days ago
I wasn't paying much attention to this thread before, was it ever explained WHY Minecraft is evil?

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8 days ago

No. It wasn't. Minecraft isn't evil, and my parent's have said that, it's the fact that I liked to play it so much and wouldn't stop talking about it (apparently) that they took it away because they said it was "consuming my life". Thus, my dad calls it Minecrap because of that and how much he hates it. :P

Don't get me wrong, I love my parents dearly and they only want what's best for me, but sometimes I don't understand their actions. Sometimes things are made clear with time, but sometimes I'm left wondering 'why?'.

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8 days ago
Well I guess it is pretty obvious just from your site activity (and the fact you couldn't handle Discord either?) that you have no sense of self restraint or ability to focus.

Since your parents didn't work with you on that at all though and just went the control freak route of burning and smashing anything you liked too much, guess you'll be achieving independence soon with no practical experience in time management or setting priorities whatsoever, F.

That sure is some parenting all right.


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8 days ago

I'm actually better than I was a few years ago with time management. 

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8 days ago
Hmm.

How's that Thunderdome story coming along?

And I noticed you didn't answer me about your contest entry in the other thread. (Even though you reply to every single post in yours one.)

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6 days ago

Your parents wouldn't like me then. I have the pentagram on my arm and the sigils of Lucifer and Lilith on my back.

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9 days ago
Ravenic dear when you've had some time to recover (I know posting is hard for you right now as you've demonstrated seven or eight times) please show them the Bible verses about hating the idea of gay, so they know what you're referring to.

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9 days ago

This reminds me of the times in which Daddy Master End had to dry my tears and powder my face whenever mizal, malk, or Steve, or a combination of the three, were verbally ass-blasting me on the forums as well.

But getting done in by Ford?! 

Still, the gay-hating religous thing is kinda' funny, though.

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9 days ago

That's Daddy Master Senpai End to you!

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9 days ago

Ok...Let me look that up...

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9 days ago
Commended by Mizal on 7/15/2024 5:52:20 PM

Too many fundementally irreconcilable differences. She mildly dislikes the behavior of the gays, I think they should get thrown from the rooftops.

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9 days ago

I was going to wait to give you the trophy until you turned in another story (I figured you were going to last prompt contest) but this statement is proof enough that you deserve it.

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9 days ago

What watching 12 hours of anime a day does to a mfer

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8 days ago
Check the closet, Raven.

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9 days ago
#relatable

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9 days ago
Commended by Sherbet on 7/15/2024 5:21:01 PM

dead

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9 days ago

Oh, I wasn't even around during 2015.

Lol.

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9 days ago
No, no, it's 2024! You can tell because the pictures move now!

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9 days ago

Sorry you came into all of this...

Love your art work tho! :)

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9 days ago

Just want to chime in that this is amazing and I'm super proud of how far you've come with your animation skills! ^_^

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9 days ago

Roman's 1:18-32

 

"18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who suppress the truth in unrighteousness, 19 because what may be known of God is manifest in them, for God has shown it to them. 20 For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse, 21 because, although they knew God, they did not glorify Him as God, nor were thankful, but became futile in their thoughts, and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Professing to be wise, they became fools, 23 and changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like corruptible man—and birds and four-footed animals and creeping things.

24 Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among themselves, 25who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.

26 For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. 27 Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to do those things which are not fitting; 29 being filled with all unrighteousness, sexual immorality, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, evil-mindedness; they are whisperers, 30 backbiters, haters of God, violent, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31 undiscerning, untrustworthy, unloving, unforgiving, unmerciful; 32 who, knowing the righteous judgment of God, that those who practice such things are deserving of death, not only do the same but also approve of those who practice them."

 

I highlighted the part about the gay actions and the penalty because Miss Mizal said I should find a Bible verse that is against gay stuff. I also sent a huge chunk of the passage for context. (I believe the penalty mentioned is AIDS. At least I think that's the term)

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9 days ago

And then he turned to his fellow man, and told him to give him backshots. 

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9 days ago
Right, so not a commandment or anything, but it was impressive you were able to search up this half sentence of commentary written by a Roman citizen in the midst of his textwall, many cannot make it that far in citing their sources. I hadn't realized the apostle Paul was writing about the AIDS epidemic of the ancient world though, that is an interesting historical tidbit!

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9 days ago

Yep

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9 days ago

Actually in the script itself, being gay IS the punishment 

20 For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse, 21 because, although they knew God, they did not glorify Him as God, nor were thankful, but became futile in their thoughts, and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Professing to be wise, they became fools, 23 and changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like corruptible man—and birds and four-footed animals and creeping things.

24 Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among themselves, 25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.

 For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. 27 Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.

Gayness, according to Paul in his letter to the romans, is a punishment for aknowledging God but not worshipping him.

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9 days ago

Thank you for backing me up Yummy. :)

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9 days ago
Commended by TharaApples on 7/15/2024 6:32:11 PM
"For the wages of gay is AIDS" - Ravenic 6:23

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9 days ago
Commended by TharaApples on 7/15/2024 6:45:14 PM
But as long as the gays don't do anything REALLY depraved like charging interest on loans, they might still be okay.

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9 days ago
Commended by TharaApples on 7/15/2024 7:05:33 PM

And stay clear of minecraft, obviously.

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9 days ago
Commended by Sherbet on 7/15/2024 6:15:00 PM
Not to flex on Hatter or anything, but I do a little drawing too sometimes.

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9 days ago

I want to be able to commend posts again.

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9 days ago
I cannot make any sense of the random collection of roles you have active.

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9 days ago

I want all of the perks without having to have my name listed on the mod list, y'know.

Tried my hand at that already (multiple times). I also think my weird list of roles makes me quite special. :)

I can't even check to see what exactly I do have, but I'll take your word for it.

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9 days ago

*slow clap 'cause I'm in a mood*

Is that supposed to be Ford with a voodoo doll?

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9 days ago
So how's all that reading and writing going?

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9 days ago

June was very productive for her.

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9 days ago

Good. I'm also doing homework, so the reading and writing I'm doing is slow, but it's good. 

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9 days ago

The more you talk, the more I regret my promise to only dock points when you end up in the shame pit.

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9 days ago

Darius is gay by the way.

He's constantly under attack, so he will want blood as penance. 

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9 days ago

Darius is a nice guy. I don't have any hateful feelings against him. But if he does towards me, I hope they will go away and we can get along.

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9 days ago

I do enjoy threatening people to be more productive. Ace is also on the chopping block.

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9 days ago

Wait. Darius is gay? I just thought he was Dutch.

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9 days ago
"Wait. Darius is gay? I just thought he was gay." Now you're drunk too. :(

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9 days ago

Cheers

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9 days ago

I see the beer here is doing it's job.

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9 days ago
Doing it is job, indeed.

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9 days ago

Ah, yes... typos. Gotta love them.... My apologies, Miss Mizal. I feel bad that you keep correcting everyone. 

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9 days ago

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9 days ago
I need to test what youtube embeds are doing to the front page, so here, have this scene as performed by the Dutch. (the gay) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6jfcE3ELvA edit: okay so it seems like these will make all other posts and everything else meant to be below them just not load? lol We should be sparing with embeds until that's fixed.

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9 days ago

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9 days ago
And this time it didn't do it, and also didn't display the video on the front page? The only difference I see between this and the previous two are paragraph break tags. We're already discovering the way some posts display on the front page are going to be full of new surprises, this one will warrant further investigation. But in another thread that isn't teetering on the edge of not loading in my browser anymore lol.

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9 days ago

A true Mizalangelo masterpiece

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9 days ago
A post impressionism masterpiece.

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9 days ago
Commended by TharaApples on 7/15/2024 6:39:59 PM

If you Lot are insisting on talking about Sodomites, pictures always work better around here.

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9 days ago

Thank you, I understand now.

Please have this commendation, End.

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9 days ago
But these pictures are full of too many words. :[

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9 days ago

I was just saying I understood since I liked the art.

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9 days ago

This is... BEAUTIFUL!!! ^_^

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9 days ago

Besides making the gay dudes look like a bunch of S&M and drag freaks, I particularly like the Exorcist reference with the demon statue (Pazuzu) and Moses in the last panel looks like Charlton Heston from the Ten Commandments movie.

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9 days ago

Also, it's totally cannon that when the guys knocked on Lot's door saying, "Give us those men, we're gonna rape 'em!" Lot said, "No! You can't rape these poor men! It's wrong! It's immoral! Here, take my two virgin daughters! You can rape them instead!" ... And he's the good guy. ^_^

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9 days ago

Well, women were viewed by men back then as property and not as valuable as men, which is wrong and God makes it clear in the fact that He let women be ther first to discover Jesus's empty tomb when He rose from the dead. He makes it clear in other passages too, like with the Samaritan woman at the well and when women ministered to Jesus.

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8 days ago
He's the good guy--in the relative sense to the Sodomites only lol, and because he's related to Abraham. But yeah that part was always pretty fucked up. Malk or Sent could probably go into this is more detail, but I think it comes down to the "guest friendship" or ritualized hospitality concept that was pretty much ubiquitous in the ancient world. (And I think in varying degrees up through the middle ages.) So to people hearing this story, guests having protection was this sacred duty and making this huge personal sacrifice for that would be seen as like the ultimate noble act.

The weirder thing to me was that he recognized the guests as angels from the beginning, that's the reason he invited them over. So he should've realized they didn't need any protecting from the crowd, but I guess it would've been rude not to make the offer.

I also don't know if he would've bothered if they hadn't been angels, it seems like this was an established hobby the Sodomites had, but he'd never been in conflict with them over it before. So it wasn't a big deal when it was all the other travellers?

Those sweet, virgin girls went on to rape him anyway, dear old dad really should not have raised his family in Sodom, just bad influences all around, F.

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9 days ago

... And I think I spot He-Man in the leftmost panel of page 14

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9 days ago

Hello, I'm just here to say I'm going to win the Crisis contest because all the rest of you in here are chimps deepthroating bananas and fried chicken.

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9 days ago

Thank you Blue. We love and appreciate you too.

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9 days ago

So, because we're all black we have to be chimps that love bananas? 

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9 days ago

And fried chicken.

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9 days ago

I've honestly never seen anyone deepthroat a chicken.  My life now feels incomplete 

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9 days ago

YouTube it. Idk. There's bound to be a video about that.

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9 days ago

Too lazy. How about you find one and post the link. 
 

not sure I want to visit the black hole that search would open up 

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9 days ago
Mod edit: do not post videos of animals being killed on the forum, ffs

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9 days ago

Thanks, I have both seen and dressed out birds.  But they are not "deepthroating" it.

lol. Yeah didn't expect you to actually do that 

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8 days ago
The fact she immediately searched for that phrase, no questions asked, would've made waaaay more of an impression on me if my brain were not overloaded by the rest of the thread lol.

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7 days ago

I was that close? Dang... :o

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9 days ago

Ok, whichever mod changed my text. I won't. I didn't think twice about it. Sorry... :(

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9 days ago

The most wholesome person on the site, ladies and gentlemen! ^_^

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9 days ago

I can't take credit for that post, but credit is due where credit is due. To the most wholesome mod who changed my post:

CHEERS! 

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8 days ago
I can't believe you turned out to be such a raging pervert smh

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8 days ago

Not only a closeted lesbian, but also a furry. Disappointed but not surprised.

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8 days ago
I guess it can't be helped, she has to read It's a Boy!

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8 days ago

Huh? Is that a book? I've never heard of it before. :o 

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8 days ago
It's a storygame by good ol' Darius.

You should know enough about its nature from that information.

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8 days ago
All 300 of her points were given to her by End, can't go assuming she's looked at any storygames.

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8 days ago

This is true, and I highly feel as though I don't deserver them, thus I am devoted to Master. T^T

But I have actually looked at story games. My favorite was Reborn. Read that one several times for a lot of different endings.

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8 days ago

Points are usually pulled from a large balance somewhere.

Allegedly. 

So I've been told.

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8 days ago

THAT MAKES ME FEEL WORSE IF THOSE POINTS ARE MASTER'S!!!! ToT

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8 days ago

End has infinite points.  Most likely they were yoinked from a retarded noob.

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8 days ago

*Panicked gasp* WHAT?! D=

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8 days ago

As Thara said, points have to come from somewhere. So whenever you see your point total, realize that it is the product of the blood and hopes of some poor misguided moron.

There is a pile of noob corpses around here somewhere, but it is unimportant enough to mark on a map.

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8 days ago

*panic* D:

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8 days ago
I would only deepthroat raw chicken.

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8 days ago

I would expect nothing less.

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9 days ago
Wait, there's fried chicken, bananas, AND beer in this thread?

I'm in.

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8 days ago

Yesssss! Woohoo

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8 days ago
now if we could just get some boobs...

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8 days ago

...

...

...

...what...?

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8 days ago

Here ya go:

Boobs!!!

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8 days ago

I'll pass, thanks...I have my own...

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8 days ago

Umm not a picture.  Its a storygame.  Ogre wrote it.

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8 days ago

Picture? I don't have a picture. @_@

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8 days ago
I don't know if your brain has fully recovered from yesterday

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8 days ago

Probably not. 

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8 days ago

Yes, no picture or video.  I assumed that was your hesitation to click on it.  It is a link to a CYS storygame written by Ogre.  It's pretty funny and if I remember properly, mostly family friendly.

It's also short and you could rate and review a game from the site from one of the better authors and actually EARN a point for doing so.

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8 days ago
I like Boobs!!!

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8 days ago

Yes.  Boobs!!! is awesome.

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8 days ago
Divulging this information with Ford nearby is a ludicrous decision

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8 days ago
Divulging this information with Ford nearby is a ludicrous decision

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8 days ago

Lol. That's funny. XD

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8 days ago
I've literally not said anything regarding boobs anywhere on the internet recently

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8 days ago

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8 days ago


Can't remember who you were discussing here, Sabley maybe?

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7 days ago
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft the bosom of the mother, signifying by divine providence that I, Ford, was to carry this dream.

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8 days ago
prove it

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7 days ago

I'm a 19 year old girl. Need I say more?

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7 days ago

All I gotta say is, if you are going to encourage Ford in any way, especially to use his imagination.  Whatever happens is kinda on you.

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7 days ago

Noted. Thanks for the heads up DB. :)

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9 days ago

500

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8 days ago
locked

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9 days ago

Just an interesting historical thing to note as I'm noticing where the conversation has turned lately:

The thing against Sodom was written during a time when you were more or less property of your dad until you were old enough to be a dad yourself. (If you could only be a mom, then LOL, LMAO even) There wasn't really "social mobility" as we think of it within a human life, you were worth how many people were below you within your family and social rank, like a pyramid scheme. Your children are your status, contribution to the family, and social security etc.. It wasn't an inherently bad thing not to have kids but it was often shameful and materially pretty harmful to your later life.

If you were having sex with a guy within that culture, or going around having sex without the purpose of procreation, not only were you going to reflect badly on your family patriarch, and screw with the eligibility of another patriarch's children and therefore tangibly harm his own family's future prospects, you were also probably liable to start a blood feud because of that unless the law intervened, and the law of the time was like "fuckin cut your losses, kill both of them, I'm not gonna litigate which  guy was in the wrong here".

I still contend that the bible was written by humans so a lot of the writers are going to be caught up in their acquired disgust of such an extreme cultural taboo, given the kind of ubiquitous rigid authority that dictated every part of life in that, and many other, historical periods. But given that the primary and repeated theme among Sodom was iniquity,  and the inequality with which the Sodomites were able to treat their own and their neighbors, the real sin here seems to be that the aristocrats were hoarding their excesses from people who needed it, and they had so much influence within their sphere of power that they were able to do the Andrew Tate type shit where they openly brag about having enough money that basic rules of how to treat others for the sake of peace and community, or laws we all follow for the safety of the young or disadvantaged, need not apply to them.

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9 days ago
Hell yeah, Sent has arrived, let's get the textwall party started! But yeah, the Sodomites were trying to kidnap guests out of people's homes to rape them for lols, that would in fact be pretty bad even if everyone present had the correct God-ordained genital combos! (There's a very similar story in Judges about this happening to a man's wife too that kicks off a genocidal war against the tribe of Benjamin.) And Ezekiel goes a lot into what Sodom's issues were (abundance of bread, haughtiness and pride, not helping the poor and needy) without much amount of emphasis on le gay either.

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8 days ago
Never trust motherfuckers with too much bread

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8 days ago
Bakers are a shifty lot.

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8 days ago
I'll add to that that modern Christianity really seems to have lost the thread so much that they do the opposite, hyperfocusing on the gay agenda making the frogs all gay that they must protect their children from while giving a pass and even encouraging the kind of heinous greed, arrogance, and exploitation/complete dismissal of other humans that did Sodom in.

Which is both hilarious and depressing to watch, but the money changers that took over the temple have so much experience by now on eliciting Pavlov responses to marketing techniques, and nobody really reads the source material anymore, so what can do.

The Sermon on the Mount and Orwell's 1984 should both be required reading in schools, but that kind of challenging thinking and y'know, "literacy" among the general population has been recognized as bad for business.

I probably should not have posted before breakfast and caffeine. But also, still not splitting the thread, fuck you Suranna.

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8 days ago
I looked up the similar story in Judges I remembered, it's Judges 19-21.

Absolutely wild, fucked up story, I love it and have no idea why it seems relatively unknown.(But I assume because it's hard to squeeze a moral out of it.)

Judges doesn't really do the thing where it tries to have morals though, it was written as a historical chronicle and some of even the more famous characters are assholes and fuckups.

Presumably written for a king due to a few places with a punchline of "because they didn't have a king to shame them, just look at all this shitty shit the people did!"

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8 days ago

There's a whole lot more to that, but basically, yeah.

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8 days ago

It's actually kind of funny to imagine that the judges we know the least about just weren't noteworthy because they weren't fucking up all the time.

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8 days ago

Can someone split this thread up already?

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8 days ago
Just because you asked: No.

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8 days ago

I'll never do it!

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8 days ago
Can someone split this normal box of Junior Mints with me?

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8 days ago

I like Junior Mints, but I have no idea what those are. ^

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8 days ago

She goblin on my mints till I- wait

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8 days ago

Typical Mormon, wanting to split off from the proper Biblical teachings to engage in heresy and degenerate child bride harems.

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8 days ago
Let's not be too harsh, she is merely an innocent child at the bottom rung of the pyramid scheme.

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8 days ago

I thought I was the bottom...?

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8 days ago
oh you're definitely a bottom

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8 days ago

T_T

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8 days ago
I'd like to buy a vowel

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8 days ago
TYT?

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7 days ago
aye

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7 days ago

eye?

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7 days ago
teaty

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7 days ago

Yes

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7 days ago
aye

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7 days ago

Ta Ta

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7 days ago
you and me, we can do it. right here right now.

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7 days ago

yes and since you are the forum wizard we shall not fail

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7 days ago
anyone can be a forum wizard when they post quantity over quality

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7 days ago

Very true

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8 days ago

Pffft

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7 days ago
*sniiiiiffffff*

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7 days ago

*raises eyebrow* Ford, what are you doing?

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8 days ago
If we've had a pyramid scheme all along then that means I'm owed a LOT of back pay.

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8 days ago

Cause you're on top, right?

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8 days ago
Why do you feel a compulsive need to respond to every post?

Except, weirdly, the ones asking how your writing is doing.

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8 days ago

Actually, I did respond to that one. I said it was going good but slow because I was also working on homework. 

And to answer your question, I like talking. My mom has called me Chatty Cathy and my dad has called me Motor Mouth. It runs in the family. :/

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7 days ago

Wish i could like posts! thats really endearing

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7 days ago

Lol. Gotta love 'em! 

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7 days ago
For just a moment I had a bad gateway error when clicking this thread and felt at peace. But alas, it's still here.

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7 days ago

And you got 600. Waha

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7 days ago
another monument for the ignorance of man

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7 days ago
this thread needs less waha

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7 days ago
yeehaw

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7 days ago

yahoo?

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7 days ago

Whoopdedoo! :P

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7 days ago

My bad.  I should not have invoked the waha

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7 days ago
It night just need less Ravenic, over 200 of the posts here are hers.

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7 days ago
It ain't much but it's honest work

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7 days ago

Ouch...

...But I see your point.... I have actually stepped back a bit from replying and sending a new "Update!" thread. 

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7 days ago

If its any consolation i find your frequent messages rather entertaining. Its evident that you're still very much in touch with your inner child, its rereshing to see.

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7 days ago

Gluck, gluck.

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7 days ago

Chicken noises? :o

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7 days ago

It involves a chicken in a sense.

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7 days ago

lol youre cheeky, that made me laugh 

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7 days ago

Oh, I bet it did.

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7 days ago
calm down, lesbians.

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7 days ago

Please add a lip bite emoji. Thank you mw… - Apple Community

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7 days ago
They're going to give Ravenic a HEART ATTACK

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7 days ago
they're gonna awaken her inner lesbian

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6 days ago

I don't have an inner lesbian, but that was funny. 

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5 days ago

Nah. It also made me laugh, ngl. Lol XD

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7 days ago

Why thank you! :D I like staying positive and being funny in a clean, humorous way. So maybe that's why I still have my inner child! :D

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7 days ago
hawt

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7 days ago

Christ Almighty there's a lot of controversy here. And perverts. 

 

Welp, might as well introduce myself. I'm Ben, also known as Ben the Bunny Fucker cause a few years ago my baby's mom came through here as Lizzy bunny or some shit and went tf off on EndMaster cause he was tearing us all new ones for fucking up a Grimdark contest he was holding.

By and large I've mostly been a failure on here, especially since I keep gambling away all my points cause I'm a degenerate whore. Although recently I've been contributing to the site a little more and then I get super excited and start parading it around until EndMaster and Mizal both advise me to turn it down.

 

Ngl when I heard content creator I honestly thought something totally different. OnlyFans is a porn site, and nowadays pornography is known as content (short for sexual content) so people have basically been ribbing on you cause of how naive you can be. Not blaming you though since it sounds like you have been sheltered. 

 

I'm just gonna say it. The people on here are cool, and if anybody tried to exploit you, EndMaster and Mizal would shut it down fast after the antics of Moderator Kiel_Farren. But you really need to be more careful on the internet cause you're so wholesome and trusting that I'm genuinely afraid you'll end up involved with a human trafficker somewhere.

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7 days ago
Wow Ben. Thank you for your confession.

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7 days ago

Not really a confession if it's well known 

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6 days ago

I like Ogre.

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6 days ago

I like Ogre

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6 days ago
I like Ogre.

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6 days ago

I like Ogre

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6 days ago
I like Ogre

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6 days ago
I like Ogre.

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6 days ago
I like Ogre. (but not the way he smells)

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6 days ago
I am the only trustworthy human trafficker.

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6 days ago
TL;DR Benholman is a porn-brained degenerate

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6 days ago

What about me?

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6 days ago

You're a Serb. That's probably the worst insult I can imagine 

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6 days ago

Oh, there are much worse things that he is.

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6 days ago

That sounded ominous 

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6 days ago

Ben and Cel have so much in common then!

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6 days ago

Dude, honest question. Do you genuinely have a problem with me cause of me leading in the review contest?

I'm only asking cause that's the only thing I can actually think of. The rest of the stuff I do, an annoyance, sure. But nothing bad enough to earn vitriol.

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6 days ago

If I'm wrong or if there's more I'm missing, then I apologize. If actually like to know what I did...

 

Wait. I talked to cel with an attitude then complained when someone else did it to me.

 

Never mind. I know the answer now. I'll, try to pay a little more attention when I post.

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6 days ago

Wows.

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6 days ago

Yeah. I should probably start thinking before typing. Gonna go rate some more storygames.

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6 days ago

You said it, chief.

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6 days ago

Lady Thara, you new profile picture is beautiful!!! :D

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6 days ago

I've had worse!

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6 days ago

I don't think any profile picture of yours could ever be bad! :D

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6 days ago

@TharaApples. Change your profile pic to a literal dildo to prove her wrong. ^_^

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5 days ago

She would still have a beautiful profile pic.... *pouts* 

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2 days ago

@Avery_Moore

Sorry for not seeing this earlier. 

Just for you, this entire week, I will use my worst avatars.

It is Monday after all. Perfect day to start.

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6 days ago
cringe

take meds schizo

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6 days ago
You've been craving my attention pretty badly lately, huh?

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5 days ago

Have I not always, m'lady?

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5 days ago
I can't say I blame you. Unfortunately, I found someone else to sponsor the K-1 for.

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2 days ago

Why is your interaction with each other so cute? :o

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2 days ago
I think you're just crushing on me is all.

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2 days ago

Nah. If I were crushing on anyone, it would be Alien. But since I'm not, then that last comment isn't that important. :P

And if (very big IF here, people) I were a lesbian, I would probably be crushing on Lady Thara. :P

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2 days ago
Alien? Really? The bar is truly in Hell for you, eh?

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2 days ago

You don't know Alien like I do. He is very kind and sweet, and among the few people who comforted me when I had that little break down. :P 

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2 days ago
You're better off orbiting Thara. Most Internet-male types are terrible people, and Alien is stupid to boot.

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2 days ago

I stand by my words. But thank you for your concern, Daji. :)

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2 days ago
It's more disgust than anything.

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2 days ago
That's true, I guess the only side anyone has seen is the text he chooses to type to communicate information anonymously over a screen. Nothing like what the two of you have.

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2 days ago

We only dm eachother, so it is still only over a screen, but I can tell he has a big heart, and I try my best to protect it and be there for him. :)

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2 days ago
Did he say he'd buy you a ring too?

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2 days ago

No.

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2 days ago
Damn. You're easy.

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2 days ago

Ummm, dating on CYS is prohibited!

I hope you both are keeping things respectful and clean! 

One day if either of you get banned, we don't want to have to see pm's of you both doing a Kiel/Seto! 

There weren't enough eye bleach for everyone last time.

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2 days ago

I'm not dating anyone, so you needn’t worry. 

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2 days ago
Can confirm that many have seen at least one interaction they would not define as "cute" and also wish to unsee.

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2 days ago

Maybe I watch too much Romantic Fangirl recaps on YouTube. :P

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2 days ago
More than zero is "too much"

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2 days ago

Oh, manhwas. I thought this would've been something worse. But why do you watch these recaps? You could just read the subject matter yourself. Not to mention this girl has the most irksome way of speaking. 

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2 days ago

I like the way she talks... :)

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6 days ago

Awwww~ ^^ My gosh, that's such a kind piece of advice!!! Thank you! ^^

I'm so glad I didn't understand, nor listen to, the people who told me about this OnlyFans thing. I do not want to see that. And yes, I am too naïve and wholesome to understand such things or to overreact (most of the time) to things other say. And yeah, I'm too trusting... he he.... ,:D My parents are concerned I'll get taken by human traffickers too, especially after watching the movie 'The Sound Of Freedom' (which was a really sad, but REALLY good and informative movie. Made me cry and I don't cry for many movies), so you saying something about it feels comforting. :)

I can totally see Miss Mizal and Master being protective and just like that. I don't know about other people here, but I like to find the goodside of people, especially if they seem to not have one. :) I know Master cares about people because he is nice to me and cares for his Daughters and I know (somehow) Miss Mizal cares, even if I haven't seen her caring for people yet, I believe she does. :D I know she cares for site productivity, so that's great! I've been trying to do more around here productivity wise at least. :) 

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6 days ago
I farted just now

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6 days ago

Excuse you then.

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6 days ago

Just bask in the ambiance

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6 days ago
It was a good one.

Flavorful

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6 days ago

Well so far your personality has been one we haven't quite encountered on here before so there's some bewilderment on how to best deal with you.

Granted there's a few fairly always upbeat and positive people on the site, like say Will for example, but your brand is still a little different than that. It's like you somehow made a wrong turn somewhere and wound up here.

I suppose maybe the closest thing I can think of is an early Christian missionary going to dedicated pagan worshipping Viking land in some attempt to convert them all, but it being so bizarre that the vikings didn't just chop off his head immediately and are just more confused how the missionary even thought his idea was going to work in the first place so they just sort of move around him and maybe throw a pig head at him every once in awhile for amusement when he's preaching about Jesus.

Not that it's really a bad thing. If anything I don't mind the occasional one off oddities in personalities around here (And I doubt we'll be overrun by folks like you since it's weird you're still hanging around anyway), but there's definitely a few that find your "wholesome naive" thing irritating (since you tend to bring it up a lot) or are cynically believing that you're either trolling or got SOME sort of skeleton in your closet. (Or just believe you are in the closet)

As far as I can tell you're probably genuine. As for the wholesome naive thing, well the longer time you spend here, that will probably correct itself. Not necessarily losing the wholesomeness, but definitely the naivety. (Plenty of members here have achieved it)

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6 days ago

Ya know...now that you mention the naivety, I'm probably not actually as naive as I think I am or act. I have heard (and seen) all kinds of stuff and whatnot, I just choose to ignore and forget it. My brain does that a lot. Guess you could say I have self inflicted amnesia. If something happens to me or I hear something (or I do something terrible) and I don't like it, I try to forget it, and almost always do (ends up preventing me from learning from my mistakes because I've done it so much I don't even consciously do it any more but my brain does it itself. I guess the skeleton in the closet thing is correct, but the skeleton is under loads of shoes or clothes or something so it's out of sight, out of mind, but occasionally is brought to the surface and haunts me, cause I have a hard time forgiving myself even when everyone else forgives me and it's all over.). If I don't forget it, I beat myself up about it, and the cycle goes around....and around....and around....... It's vicious. 

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6 days ago

I think the skeleton in the closet is that you are a cannibal.

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6 days ago

I think "skeleton" is literal

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6 days ago

Lol. No, it's not. XD

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6 days ago
what an insanely suspicious reply lol

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6 days ago

The incongruence and randomness of the reply didnt really strike me until i re-read it, my excuse is that i was at work and rushing lol 

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6 days ago
He wasn't talking to you, and now we know you are still using non threaded view.

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6 days ago

loool, are you sure? im using the threaded view now, and thats the next message after mine. Im going to rate your inseperable story next. In the future i plan on writing a romance story on here aswell, its probably going to be next after im finished with the current one im doing, and it'll be set in the same universe. It will just be more intimate perspective. The current book im writing with be a more grand, macro view on the narrative, the romance one more so a micro look at it, more intimate and personal. I was also considering maybe another spinoff with a daughter working in her fathers shop, and their personal struggles as her father slowly loses his ability to work due to his mutations. Truly a story to make one shed a tear, is the hope, a slice of life narrative.

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6 days ago

Inseperable is easily one of the most romantic stories on the site, second only to Love SICK.

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6 days ago

I cant tell if this is sarcasm or not (one of the few stories of endmaster i havent read yet), but whats terrifying about that is that i know it probably isn't, because based on the description endmaster has given it, i know its gonna be fucked up, but its endmaster, so he can probably pull off a fucked up romance  lol 

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2 days ago

"...You and me, could write a bad romance,

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance..."

Got this song stuck in my head now. Thanks. Lol

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6 days ago

There are some here who are not put off by your wholesomeness and actually find it endearing. It's good to see another Christian here. Maybe one day we can convert these pagans by gaining their respect as writers. The only thing that might be a bit much is the amount that you post in the forums. However, you're absolutely gaining some credit with your showings in the Thunderdome!
 

It's important to have grace for yourself and a short account of mistakes. I've definitely had this problem with dealing with myself in the past. If God isn't going to condemn you for your shortcomings, then neither should you. It's good to live and learn without beating yourself up over anything.

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6 days ago

Thank you Milton. :)

My mom tells me all the time that the Lord has already forgiven me as far as the East os from the West, but I still have a hard time forgiving myself. It's something I'm working on. :,)

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6 days ago
There's about a dozen Christians on the site I can think of just off the top of my head, it's not a unique trait like "actually reading" or anything. You'd probably be more effective starting up a crusade with the guy whose farts you've been marinating in the whole time you were posting here.

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6 days ago

Who is the person who's farts she's been marinating in? 

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6 days ago
Noob question.

....wait, I was responding to Milton, are you using non-threaded view? Hah, NOOOOOOOOB.

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6 days ago

Lol, noted. which of your stories would you suggest to others to read first? Do you have a favourite? Your date rape one looks like it'll be a fun read. I'll try and give you some appreciation for your work, if I think it's good of course. 

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6 days ago
Agent or Order, Inseparable, and Jack the Bean Counter are the only ones that should still be published really.

But turn on threaded view, sheesh. How are you even looking at this thread without it?

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6 days ago

I recommend Read My Stories or Die!

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6 days ago
Everyones. Unless you are about to proclaim that you haven't farted even once since replying to this thread.

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5 days ago

To be fair, naivety does come with being extremely sheltered and having overprotective parents. Just make sure you have trustworthy, street smart friends to keep you safe.

In my first year at university, a flatmate offered me a 'pot brownie' (still not sure what this is but I'm guessing it's something to do with drugs - never take one) and luckily I had the sense to ask a friend what that was. She might have saved my life. She told me to stay away from that flatmate for the rest of the year lol. 

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5 days ago

:o

wow....

I feel like a 'pot brownie' would either be a brownie with weed in it, or a weed brownie.... Hmm....

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5 days ago

I honestly just thought she made them in a pot haha

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5 days ago
If you ever find yourself near Malk, Dark, or Wizzy irl, call the police immediately.

If it's Steve, grab the nearest heavy object and fight for your life!

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5 days ago

Thankfully, I know what three of them look like due to lurking in the Discord

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5 days ago

I never want to join the Discord cause I have a feeling it's 10x worse than on here. ._.

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5 days ago

It's actually rather nice, just avoid certain places and you'll be fine. But if you're thinking of joining, my advice is to wait a couple of years until you're more used to the site members, cultures and in-jokes.

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5 days ago

I shall keep that in mind! Thank you! :)

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5 days ago
This is good advice

Also you should look up everything Ford talks about

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5 days ago
She'll never be invited, dw!

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4 days ago

Aww~ How touching of a comment! ^^ I've left such an impression that I apparently already have a one way ticket to 'Never getting an invite"! ^^

Probably for the best tho. Ngl, lol. I'd completely break in there if it's ten times worse than on here.

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5 days ago

O_O

May I ask why....? ._.

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5 days ago
Yes, stay away from me. I might even offer you a pan brownie.

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5 days ago

Sold. I love brownies from a pan! :D lol

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5 days ago

You're too naive, a pan brownie has drugs in it that make you pansexual.

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5 days ago

Ooooooh. PAN brownies....now I get it....Never mind! I'll pass! ^^ Thanks tho! 

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2 days ago
I want pan brownies, Dark.

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2 days ago
You're not goth enough. Those Amish cheekbones give you away.

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2 days ago
But I try so hard to pass! I even wear fishnets and listen to Bauhaus--sometimes at the same time! :(

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3 hours ago
Try using more hairspray and spend more time writing gay poetry in cemeteries. While wearing fishnets and listening to Bauhaus.

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2 hours ago

To help us get to that 1000 post mark: When i was 14 and first found this site, i began writing a story where there is superheros and villains, (everyone has different powers) and the protagonist has the power that as he/she loses more blood he/she becomes stronger lol. Similar to hulk, except where its a double edged sword, so a lot more at stake, however, i had little confidence in my writing abilities and was too shy to publish it, and decided to delete it - so one day, ill have to write a story with a similarish plotline to honor my younger self.

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2 hours ago

To help us get to that 1000 post mark; When i was 14 and first found this site, i began writing a story where there is superheros and villains, (everyone has different powers) and the protagonist has the power that as he/she loses more blood he/she becomes stronger lol. Similar to hulk, except where its a double edged sword, so a lot more at stake, however, i had little confidence in my writing abilities and was too shy to publish it, and decided to delete it - so one day, ill have to write a story with a similarish plotline to honor my younger self. Cant believe this shit sent twice. 

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36 minutes ago
You are double helping!

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6 days ago

Quite the indepth character study.  

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6 days ago

Very. I didn't realize I was so interesting or that Master was keeping THAT close of tabs on me! :o

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6 days ago

He's not keeping tabs on you.

This is all discord talk where everyone's shit talking you right now, bro.

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6 days ago

Oh....what are they saying? :o

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6 days ago

Don't worry about it.
 

Just know that these niggas move in silence like lasagna.

 

Olive Garden breadsticks. 

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6 days ago

I like breadsticks! Too bad I can't eat them...I can't have wheat or dairy. :,)

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6 days ago

It does be like that.

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6 days ago

:,) Yeah...

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5 days ago
bars

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6 days ago
The only way to stay safe from human traffickers is to remain deliberately oblivious to the words and intent of any other humans around you.

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6 days ago

I may be very friendly, but I'm not dumb and won't hand out personally info (like my address or phone number or real name) willy nilly. And I do try to keep my eyes open for predators. 

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6 days ago

Aren't you 19? I think you're already too old to be on catch a predator. 

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6 days ago

YAY!!! :D

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6 days ago

Being ugly also helps. ^_^

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6 days ago
what's my good side?

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3 days ago

Hmm.. let's see...

You are entertaining to watch when you try to get you measly, two little brain cells working together, make a coherent thought, and then have those same brain cells, which are probably fried by that point, figure out how to take that thought and turn it into a sentence that is readable and makes sense to the rest of us. :P

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3 days ago
See, you two shouldn't be enemies, you have so much in common even beyond feeling sexual attraction solely towards women!

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3 days ago

See, Ford? Miss Mizal gets it. Why can't we just be friends? :P Why do you insist on bullying me? Lol.

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3 days ago
I think you should read that again.

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3 days ago

I know what it says. I'm ignoring the last bit. :P

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2 days ago

Ford only has two brain cells?

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2 days ago

You're right...he's only got one. :P My mistake.

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3 days ago
Left

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3 days ago
I see you prefer the side without the vein. How uncultured.

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3 days ago

But he's only showing his right side...

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4 days ago

Wait hold on THAT'S what this part of the thread was about!? I never actually read this post because I stopped reading Ben's posts some time ago, but to think "content creator" is some kind of porn euphemism reveals a side to this whole thought process that I'm not sure the rest of us have really grasped. "Content" is basically just corporate shorthand for any internet media that draws someone to a site, whether it's videos or creative writing, forum posts, images, or articles. The thing people were ribbing her about, if anything, was that "minecraft content creator" is simultaneously a silly thing to be and also a useless descriptor of what somebody would actually be doing. You have to intuit it through context clues based on what you've seen other people with the same job description do.

Someone could say "I want to be a minecraft artist" for example, and I would intuit that they'd like to draw textures and artwork for the game minecraft, even though, by that same extremely non-specific token, they could be building stuff in minecraft, or making music for or about minecraft, etc. I heard her say "I want to be a minecraft content creator" and even though that could mean many things, I was able to use my past experiences with the term to intuit that she wanted to be a twitch streamer that molests children.

I mean that's like a basic fuckin industry term that's all over the internet, how the hell has your main exposure to it been through Onlyfans?? How many hours a day do you spend reading your BM's community updates compared to any of the normal sun-touching websites? Or even sunless neckbeard wastes like Reddit? Surely there are places you can go there where things like content are not used to just describe pornography? I don't even think people dwelled on it very long back when this thread was new because End immediately asked for clarification, people immediately started ribbing her over other shit, how the fuck did you even manage to tell on yourself like this and everybody who wasn't Daji dropped the ball this hard

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4 days ago

Either Ben is that deep on the wrong side of the internet (or life) or he's just that scared from his past...

But yeah, I basically agree with all of this. Nice to have someone point this out cause I just ignored it like I usually do when it comes to absurd stuff people say online...I'm so used to just not caring anymore due to being null to it all.

I don't even go to questionable sites anymore (unless this one counts) so its not that...its definitely more of a past/staying in the same community exposure thing than anything. (That last sentence didn't make any sense...don't worry about it! ;) )

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4 days ago

As I said in my post you seem to be referring to, I believed that onlyfans was what she was talking about at first. Then she clarified to EndMaster she meant Minecraft. I guarantee I was not the only person thinking that either.

 

Besides there's predators on Minecraft too. Look at Kiel.

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4 days ago
Well no now that I'm reading this, I can't see how "content creator" defaults to porn for anyone, that's a common term umbrella term that's been around for years if not decades.

So, I would guess you probably were the only one that thought that. Although this thread has been spammed so hard such things can slip under the radar, I applaud Sent for sniffing out degeneracy in our ranks. Even better when it's the guy that was calling everyone else perverted in the same post.

Also, the fact he referenced Minecraft twitch streamers who molest children probably does mean he knows that there are predators on Minecraft, I'm not sure that relates to the point.

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4 days ago

 I would also guess he was indeed the only person that thought that. Most people who are even semi-normal would associate "content creator" with YouTube/ TikTok influencer stuff.  To have one's thoughts jump straight to porn definitely shows the areas of the internet that one has their own self immersed in.
 

 I assumed (very wrongly it appears) that he was just trying to mess with raven with some troll like comments like the rest of us.  But dang, for that to be his actual first thoughts. I'm totally in agreement with Sent.

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3 days ago

The only people i see calling porn creators "content creators" are on those weird red pill podcasts where the girls come on to get shamed and defend themselves lol.....

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3 days ago

Endmaster protagonists be like: 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Vf8oXlr48

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3 days ago

I read this thing like 3 times trying to figure out how to respond before realizing that I wasn't actually having a stroke. This is a truly incoherent cumbrain response, you just repeated yourself AND ME as if this changes what I was saying. Man has truly deepfried his synapses with pixelated ass.

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3 days ago
"Content" really only means furry diaper cuck fetish macaroni art to me, might as well say it because I know everyone else was thinking the exact same thing until this debate began. You two are pretty weird.

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6 days ago
Nice thread you've got here.

At 675+ posts, some might be thinking it's long.

Oh, it's long. Probably in the top 5, maybe top 3 of non-deleted threads in The Lounge.

But it's a long ways from #1.

Yes, I went back 21 years. There's a thread from 13 years ago, started by deadly_sinner66, who hasn't logged in for over 10 years. That thread is the champion at 1,038 posts.

It is also a dumb thread with no real information in it at all.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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6 days ago

*crowd claps and cheers as Ogre walks off stage*

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6 days ago

Who is Ted?

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6 days ago
I thought you were Ted

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6 days ago

We have a Ted?

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6 days ago
Are you Ted?

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6 days ago

I am Ted! ^_^

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6 days ago
Hooray!

We found Ted!

(I was going to ask if Ted was Ravenic's cross dressing gay stage name, but now I don't need to)

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6 days ago

Nah, it's my crossdressing gay stage name. ^_^

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6 days ago

Better dead than Ted

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6 days ago
I wish the bigger threads were kept

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6 days ago

Big threads overload server space and aren't in the budget.

 

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5 days ago

I sense the end of the Brainbreak Bar down the road if that is the case... Unless it is constantly used lol. XD

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4 days ago

You can't say that and not link it.

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4 days ago

Blindly trust these things.

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5 days ago

@DireRyse

Dire!!! :D Happy to see you! How are you? :D

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5 days ago

I'm doing okay. How goes your contest entry?

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5 days ago

Err.......

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5 days ago
This thread needs more yahoo

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5 days ago

In order to be sure that the integrity of the thread can handle it, I think we need someone to evaluate a formula for the perfect amount of yahoo. We already know that waha is too much. 

 

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5 days ago
Could always apply hooya as needed to fix any miscalculations.

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4 days ago

I'm good at math. :D

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4 days ago
Now some might say this thread is better left to die, and that posting here is pointless.

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4 days ago
But the fact is

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4 days ago
I mean you just have to consider

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4 days ago
750

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4 days ago
I mean...

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4 days ago

...give me your hand and I'll give you my dick...

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4 days ago
...it can get a lot bigger...

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4 days ago

who would ever do

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4 days ago

something like that?*

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4 days ago

whoops sorry the edit button won't work, mysteriously.

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4 days ago
Funny he didn't admit to being a lesbian too.

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4 days ago

I'd never publically admit to such a thing!

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4 days ago

I like Ogre.

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4 days ago

I like ogre

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3 days ago
From the length of this thread there was clearly some effort involved so I don't want to be TOO negative, but the spelling and punctuation in many parts of it was awful and from the first post on, the writing failed to hold my interest.

I couldn't finish this, nor do I want to, but I give it a 2/8 for now.

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3 days ago
I can save you some time: no. There was no effort put into any part of this thread at any time.

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3 days ago
kill youself

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3 days ago

Ford, I know this is a VERY big ask, but be nice. :P

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3 days ago
I think Ogre needs to see a doctor

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3 days ago
I like Ogre's doctor.

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3 days ago

Why hasn't this Forum been renamed 'I Like Ogre' already? lol XD

I like Ogre

2 days ago
Why would someone do that?

I like Ogre

2 days ago

RE: I like Ogre

I like Ogre

2 days ago
I too like Ogre.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Ogres cool

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2 days ago

Lol. I meant to WHOLE forum. XD

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2 days ago

Why are old people either the nicest most helpful people, or either the most sinister and bitchy assholes on the planet, literally no in between. Some old cunt at work is such an in sufferable asshole with constant "jokes" That aren't really jokes simply aiming to hurt people's feelings lol

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2 days ago

This is a great question, but I have to disagree about there not being an in between. Take Master, Miss Mizal, and DireRyse for example. They seem rude, but are actually really kind and caring. :D (And if I'm wrong, then it's either me being overly optimistic and naive, or just strait up ignoring the signs.)

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2 days ago

Gen x's aren't old yet

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2 days ago

Almost everyone is selectively empathetic. And who people choose to be empathetic to is based on predefined rules of their expectations of conduct. For instance: end master generally doesn't have a problem with you if you like and appreciate his writing. Mizal seems to appreciate people who read, review and write stories here (but may be colder to people who just come to chat) and ryse ice not interacted with enough to come to any sorts of conclusions. 

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2 days ago

Was it your mom or dad that shook you as a baby?

I like Ogre

2 days ago

My mom, I got taken off my mom as a child brcause she was a legit schizo who gave me black eyes 

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Oh, I can tell.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

I have very little to no predefined rules of expectations, so I like everyone. Also, Dire is very nice. We've dmed each other a couple times and he's really nice. :D

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2 days ago
See, that nicely balances out because there are some here who just hate everyone, so all is good in the world

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Lol XD Where do you fall in there, Ogre?

I like Ogre

2 days ago
I thought that was clear

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2 days ago

The....hate everyone side? :o

I like Ogre

2 days ago
Have you met people?

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2 days ago
tbf, I love everyone, but there's just not very many people I like

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2 days ago

I feel like that's most people, I think most people I know irl "love" My cock sucking, but very few actually like me for me. Or like me enough to want to know me deeply, beyond my deep throating.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Damn. That sounds rough, buddy.

I like Ogre

2 days ago
When you've got skills, you've got skills and people are going to like you for them

I like Ogre

2 days ago

If you get paid to do something you love, you never work a day in your life!

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2 days ago

I like Ogre

2 days ago
I've brought this up before, but it seems we may need a proper intervention.

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2 days ago

I'm already on it.

I like Ogre

2 days ago
You are not old, yet you aim to hurt his feelings, just destroyed that theory damn.

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2 days ago

The retardation he displays truly transcends the ages.  

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2 days ago

I don't wanna hurt his feelings, I'm not a monster mizal :((

 

He's just a bit of a bully, he insults people by calling them lazy or shits etc, but he says it as if he's joking but everyone knows he means it

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2 days ago

mizal, what is he replying to?

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2 days ago

I don't ever want to hurt another's feelings, but other's seem to want to hurt mine. :P

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2 days ago
I think it could be more that others just want you to run around yapping between their ankles a little less. Since at this point it's been over a month and you don't seem to be here with the intent to do anything else, it might be wearing on some nerves.

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2 days ago

Oh...I understand... I'll calm down a bit.

I'm sorry. T^T

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2 days ago
If you change to threaded view you will be able to see that I was replying to Thara, who just left a comment on your exp page meant to hurt your feelings.

None of this was related to your work situation but rather your method of using the forum in this confusing manner even after it's been brought up a few times, and now with a visual aid.

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2 days ago

My bad, I see now, it's because I'm on my phone and rushing, that's my excuse for my retarded behaviour this time. I'll try to be better, for all of us. 

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2 days ago

To be honest nothing thara says feels offensive, her insults just feel comedic, with that being said, I would very much like to have a 1v1 Thunderdome vs thara in the future, doesn't have to be anytime soon, could be months, but one day. 

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2 days ago

I bet you would like that.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

I'd love that. Are you up for it?

I like Ogre

2 days ago

You are not worthy to be making such demands from me.

Be happy I haven't edited your post to make you say you suck dick.

Or docked even more points from you, for being an un-threaded view faggot. 

You worthless peon. 

Now if End said I should do it, maybe.

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2 days ago

I love the taste of cocks.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

I've already figured that.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Does this include chicken cocks?! :O

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2 days ago
We appreciate your honesty! But please keep in mind Ravenic has declared this an anti-homo thread.

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2 days ago

I never said that. I just don't like people calling me a homo/gay/lesbian. :(

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2 days ago

Dry response is met with non sarcastic reply out of desperation to duel...

Wild!

( *insert retarded lesbian joke here* )

Also explain why you wanna duel Thara of all people...cause now you have me curious...

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2 days ago
Reading the posts you're replying to might do a better job of explaining that. I don't think it's really so mysterious anyway.

But if it helps I think Thara taking jabs at mrcrimson made mrcrimson want to challenge her. This seems to be the series of events taking place in the posts right above ours.

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2 days ago

I could guess what the reason is and probably be accurate enough but then I wouldn't know 100% for sure. (In any case I would have liked a response anyways)

But if you think its so obvious to the point that me asking is a yellow flag then yeah...go ahead and explain I guess...

EDIT: I made my comment before Mizal edited hers with the second paragraph. Disregard if you want to...

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2 days ago

I enjoy the Thundercocks and thara is a good writer, so therefore a fun and rewarding challenge? And her recent insults whether serious or half serious or not are a great way to ask for where the wonderful cocks are.  So you probably are right. 

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Thundercocks, you say?

I like Ogre

2 days ago

loool, i just noticed how you took all my points away, thats funny. I will have my revenge, one day. 

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Oh, sure.

I like Ogre

2 days ago
I liked your Thunderdome story and I'm feeling generous so I'll give you some of Ravenic's points, she's doing nothing with them anyway and also lied to me.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Thanks mizal. I'm glad you liked it. 

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Miss Mizal!!! D: T^T How did I lie to you!? *panic*

How can I make it up to you!!! I'm so sorry!!! I never meant to lie to anyone!!! I don't even know what I lied about!!! I'm so sorry!!! Is there ANYTHING I can do to make it up to you?!  T^T  T^T  T^T 

I like Ogre

2 days ago
"Oh yes Miss Mizal, I understand I am running around in circles like a spastic fucktard with nothing of value to say, I'll calm down" *100 posts in the next 5 hours still doing the exact same thing* (To use those asterisks you like so much better than actual sentences.)

I like Ogre

2 days ago

T^T

I shall remain silent for the rest of the week in the forums to make up for that, Miss Mizal. T^T As a punishment on myself... You'll hear back from me on Sunday. And I deeply apologize again, Miss Mizal. 

T^T

I like Ogre

yesterday
I mean, sure I guess if that's easier for you than just using the site like a normal person.

Might be your only realistic chance of getting a contest entry in at this point anyway.

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yesterday

Really the best move would be to just actually increase productivity to at least sort of mirror how often she's using the forums. Some kind of writing/reviewing contribution would go a long way imo.

@Ravenic_Virtue go read the gem that is Polaris and leave a review, at least 300 words. Then use the coming days to buckle down and pull together a finished product for the contest, and you'll (probably) be just fine.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Given how the conversation went it came off more like mrcrimson wanted to challenge Thara for a while and then used this as an excuse to bring it up. (It would just seem a little weird for mrcrimson to initiate the challenge out of spite...even if its minor spite...given that he was mainly complaining about Ford earlier which Thara seemed to be in agreement with...albeit for differing reasons obviously...)

I like Ogre

2 days ago

When was I complaining about Ford? 

I like Ogre

2 days ago

I misread one of your posts and for some reason thought you were referring to Ford instead of mrcrimson when you said "he".

My B...

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Instead of thunderdome challenges, there should be some thread reading comprehension challenges. 

I like Ogre

2 days ago

This would unironically help the super noobs out, since no self respected writer would want to admit the possibility that they don't know how to comprehend words correctly.

(Plus I imagine such a challenge would basically be non existent for people who know how to read right...)

I like Ogre

2 days ago
That would be embarassing.

And no one would win

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Lady Thara, you are a genius! :O As always!

I like Ogre

2 days ago

gluck gluck gluck 

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Hmmm.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

I just don't understand how some people decide to reply to threads.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

乁(ツ)ㄏ

I like Ogre

2 days ago

@EndMaster

Can I take some points away from her, please?

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Yeah sure go ahead, but leave some for the rest of us.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Thank you!

You're the best as always.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

T^T

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Am I still your CYS idol? :(

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Yes. :) Always and forever, Lady Thara! ^_^

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Wow.

If anything, you should idolize mizal instead. 

I like Ogre

2 days ago

:o

...Is it legal to idolize more than one person? :o

I like Ogre

2 days ago

I thought you were Christian?

I like Ogre

2 days ago

I am pretty holy, I suppose.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Lady Thara, were you the one who gave me 150 point, and took away 30 ponits cause it was too nice? T^T

I wanna hug you so bad, but I don't want to ruin your outfit with my grimmy newbie germs, nor do I have the right to hug you since I am but a lowly nobody in your presence, so I'll just stand here awkwardly and cry tears of joy. T^T

I like Ogre

2 days ago

damn you got like a degregation fetish or somethin huh

I like Ogre

2 days ago

What's that? :o

I like Ogre

2 days ago
What you are doing.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

What am I doing? :o

I like Ogre

2 days ago
bein sexay

I like Ogre

2 days ago

I am. Idolize has a different meaning to me than what you think. It is the only word I can use to describe how highly I hold Lady Thara. I don't worship her, just hold her in much higher esteem than the other members here and absolutely adore her. She is so cool and chill and untouchable. T^T 

(If I really am idolizing her in a way I shouldn't be, who would blame me? She's amazing! T^T)

I like Ogre

2 days ago

I am quite amazing indeed.

I like Ogre

2 days ago

At what, Lady Thara? :o

If you don't mind me asking...

I like Ogre

2 days ago
Please keep in mind, this is a PG-rated thread

I like Ogre

2 days ago

Thank you Ogre, though I have no idea why you are saying that. (Literally, I'm clueless. :o)

I like Ogre

2 days ago
To protect your innocent eyes

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2 days ago
This thread now takes so long to load that my browser is getting offended at me whenever I click on it

I, too, like Ogre

2 days ago
And yet you still posted in it.

Thank you

I, too, like Ogre

2 days ago

Continuing to post for the meme. You're welcome.

I like Ogre.

I, too, like Ogre

2 days ago
Finally, we're on topic again!

I, too, like Ogre

2 days ago

XD

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2 days ago
weak

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2 days ago
Commended by Mizal on 7/22/2024 3:34:30 PM

Be sure to vote for the awards ceremony, people.

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2 days ago

I think CYS had this election thing once.

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2 days ago

Weird for a pretentious faggot.... like myself...to see such a good writer make such high effort low brow content...

It inspires me in all the wrong ways...despite being a robot who can neither understand...nor coherently express...human concepts such as emotion...

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2 days ago
We appreciate your honesty as well!

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2 days ago

Noone will suspect a thing cause there's a 4 dot elipses instead of 3! :P

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2 days ago

Done.

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2 days ago
I'm falling in love with you all over again

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2 days ago

I saw the google docs format and got this weird, tingly feeling. Should I be concerned? 

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2 days ago

Did something happen in the past regarding a google doc that would give pause for concern?!

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2 days ago
nope. never been done before.

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2 days ago
What if some of these noobs eat the pickles though? Wouldn't that just be free money when they're all already gay?

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2 days ago

In the interest of fairness, gay people who eat the gay pickle become trans

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2 days ago

Lol, I already responded saying all 30. Does it wrap back around for me?

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2 days ago

DOUBLE TRANS

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yesterday

Trans-trans, when you decide to transition away from transitioning and settle for genital rot and whispy soft hairs on your chin.

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2 days ago

shit, you read my mind. I said id eat all 30. 

I wish the jar was cocks, and not pickles.

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2 days ago

It's gotten to the point I'm not sure whether some of these posts are edited, or you're just a faggot.

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2 days ago
Can't it be both?

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2 days ago

It would be 1 but I'm very homophobic so probably 0. Unless I find some way to cheat/bypass the system and eat like 16% of it so I get %800 instead and only risk being 16% gay which I could probably live with well enough...

Also you just gave every gay person here $150,000 and I'm not sure how to feel about that...

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2 days ago
Ah.

Once again

You're supposed to vote on the form, not in the thread

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2 days ago
You can't just go filling this thread up with crap, c'mon man!

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2 days ago

Its all crap anyways!

I'm sure it'll be fine! ;)

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2 days ago
On behalf of each and every poster of the 800+ fully thought-out posts in this very thread, I am truly insulted

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2 days ago

This thread contains the Magnum Opus of every single creative mind on the site! To say otherwise is to invite ignorance into your life.

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2 days ago
Yes, you are crap. How nice of you to finally notice.

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2 days ago

*confused* @_@

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2 days ago

Oh my gosh...This was a brilliant idea! 

I voted! :D

...And if you go showing my answers, I will be very upset. >:(

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yesterday

Someone assigned ChatGPT to weigh in on this, and according to the AI, the optimal amount of pickles to eat is 1, because it 'maximizes earnings while minimizing risk.'

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yesterday

So does it swallow it whole or chew?

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2 days ago
Commended by Mizal on 7/22/2024 8:32:37 PM
I think @Ford should do illegal code magic and make the background of this post page eye-bleedingly sparkly :~)

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2 days ago

*gasp* Lady Hatter, that would be so PRETTY!!! :O :D

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2 days ago

I think a nice neon pink would be excellent.

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2 days ago
Commended by MadHattersDaughter on 7/22/2024 8:26:09 PM
I would never

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2 days ago

this CSS is so hideous my lordy. Id suggest keeping the brown colour scheme (as it gives homely camp fire vibes, good for reading) but maybe make it gradient. Id also add a dark mode toggle, but thats a bit of a pain to implement. 

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2 days ago
The extension has dark mode. It looks FABULOUS with this background, let me assure you.

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2 days ago

my primary browser is opera :(((( 

The only time i use chrome is for its developer tools, except for that i much prefer opera, better in pretty much every other aspect. 

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2 days ago
Always Firefox for me. https://i.postimg.cc/tCh1F617/PRIDE.png However I think this thread is about to get some additional sparkle dust.

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yesterday

looks really nice actually! although i do find myself rather attached to the beige and browns of the default version. Maybe its nostalgia, i just associate it with comfort, and if i were to make a site like this one day id have it in a scheme similar to that. 

heres a for fun site template i made a while back, semi inspired by choose your own story, but where i added elements from other popular book sites. forgive how compressed it is, i had to compress the pixels just to add it into my pictures lol, still very barebones. 

image_2024-07-23_015343688 (1).png

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yesterday
That does look nice, and yeah I am pretty Stockholmed into the brown and cream at this point lol. The extension doesn't force dark mode at least though, it has a theme more like the original too.

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yesterday
I have to veto Impact, this is physically painful for me even beyond the thread expressing its natural gayness.

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yesterday
Never thought I'd be so glad for Comic Sans.

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yesterday
at least it's readable

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yesterday
It's so sad going back to the regular site now, like leaving Oz.

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yesterday
I kind of just want to stay on this page forever.

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yesterday

You can if you posted more often.

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yesterday

What the fuck have you done.

It's taken me 2 minutes to even load up the thread.

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11 hours ago

What in the goddamn hell have you done?

I'm also assuming he hardcoded it, just wondering exactly how.

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10 hours ago
It's best not to pry into these things.

But all together now with the power of friendship and rainbows, I believe we can make it to 1000.

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10 hours ago
Well, that was the entire point of this thread, I assumed.

Only a few more days before the most prolific poster returns to this thread. I will assume that each and every post posted in the past week will receive a reply at that time.

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2 days ago

:O

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2 days ago

OH MY LOVELY PINKS SPARKLES AND GLITTER GOSH!!!! :O

The background is beautiful! (Especially since it is the lesbian flag colors)

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yesterday
I find it a little suspicious that Ravenic is so familiar with the lesbian flag.

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yesterday

"Know thy enemy and know yourself;"

- Sun Tzu

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yesterday

comic sans, pride colors, and wings on profile picture screams mental psyche that hasn't left 2009 and the world is more terrible for it

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yesterday
Anyone else think the thread isn't colorful enough?

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23 hours ago

What's color again?

I feel like Rainbows are not meant to be categorized under such strict jurisdiction. Rainbows are meant to be free, free from judgment and free from the limiting confines of reality itself...

R  A  I  N  B  O  W  S    A  R  E    M  E  A  N  T    T  O    E  X  I  S  T  .  .  .

The only thing this thread needs more of is L wing ponies who are girls and are VERY GAY to infiltrate the outer borders of this thread so that the RAINBOWS can spread not just throughout Cystia but throughout the world as a whole! Thus allowing world peace to finally be...the only reality! :O :O :O :O

A man can dream though right?! :D :D :D :D

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22 hours ago
fixed

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21 hours ago

Double fixed

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21 hours ago

I liked when all the profile pictures were upside down. :(

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21 hours ago

Fixed now

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3 hours ago
miz didnt. I know in-laws can be difficult but you have to power through