This is legit just a place to talk about anything and everything under the sun (that won't get you banned).

So I'll start....

Just for kicks and to provide @DBNB @Ogre11 @Ford and @DireRyse with something to do and to give the mods entertainment (hopefully), let's poke fun at my life, shall we? 

I currently live with my parents rent free cause I'm basically broke while I go through college for Graphic Design, but I want my own place to live so I can become a content creator as a hobby but my parents don't want me to become a content creator.

...aaaaaaaaand.....cue the insults...

also this is an anti-homo thread

This is my first time ever hearing of a broke college student, personally

I don't know if you are joking or serious... :o

Sherb is serious.  She is always serious.

Huh...ok! :)

Content creator of what exactly?

Minecraft.

I know that may sound SUPER cringe, but I've been a fan of the game for nine years, wanted to become a content creator for five years, and have been extensively planning for the past three. :/

Extensively planning? You've spent three years extensively planning how you're going to record yourself playing minecraft?

Yes. :l

Have you tried pressing the Windows Logo Key + Alt + R?

Also curious, why do you need your own place to become a minecraft content creator? Pretty sure 90% of minecraft content creators are recording from their parents basements.

My parents don't like Minecraft. Thus, it is banned from the house. :(

Okay, I'm super confused... You've been a fan of minecraft for 9 years... And minecraft is banned from your house? Does that mean you play minecraft in secret, or that you've never actually played minecraft yourself, and just spend hours watching videos of other people playing minecraft, dreaming of the day when you're finanically stable enough to afford your own home, so that finally, you can ball up your little square fist and punch your very first tree?

Lol, that last line... XD

Anyway.

Long story short, we used to have it in the house, but then I started watching Minecraft YouTube videos in secret (another thing that is not allowed) and got in trouble. So, after awhile of this, and to try and get me away from it, my dad somehow convinced me to take a hammer to our copy of the game and also light up any Minecraft books I had. :l

No joke, I literally smash the game and light books on fire. :l

Are you in a cult? Blink twice if you need help.

I blink twice but not cause I'm in a cult. 

My parents just hate it that much. :l

Ford is an expert at Minecraft (among other things).  Im sure he could help you out.

When I get my own place, I will ask for Ford's help. 

...Or contact a YouTuber I know from college who goes by MelikeIsCool. 

Okay... You are in college for graphic design... Presumably you are an adult... Have you attempted renegotiating the minecraft ban? Because if I had a daughter who was a college student, presumably between the ages of 18 - 24, of all the things I would be worried about her doing in her spare time, I'd say playing minecraft would be pretty near the bottom of the list.

And she ended up here with us...

Minecraft is probably safer.  Im sure she has not read any of our family friendly stories like Love Sick

Nope. Now to go read it.... :P

I have.

The deal was; If I got rid of EVERY GAME ON MY PHONE along with Spotify and Pinterest, and never get them again, then, and ONLY THEN, would I be allowed to get it. ON TOP OF THAT, I could only play it if I asked first and if I was going to play with my siblings. (We have a Nintendo Switch)

Long story short, I ended up getting Pinterest again because I found it was a great place to look up build pallets and build ideas, because I was going to build my brother a house and I was looking for inspiration. 

Anyway, it got taken away again, and I can never try and negotiation for it back. Ever. :l

You do realize that you can access pinterest without the app, right?

Yeah. :l

Okay, so here's the deal. Next time you leave the house, say to your parents. "Farewell mother and father. I'm off to consume alcoholic beverages, gamble in a casino and have lots and lots of sexual intercourse, since those are all things I am legally old enough to do... If only I had a literal children's game to play in order to occupy my spare time instead... Oh well. Better go book that abortion. Cheerio!" ^_^

Honestly, they would know I'm not serious because all of those are things that aren't me.

Granted...maybe they wouldn't be as surprised as I would think because I did run away once. Although, I wanted them to find me because I didn't actually want to leave. :l

Bet you made it all the way to the other side of your front yard fence, you little rebel. ^_^

Our front yard has no fence and I actually made it about three to five miles via car.

This is not the crazy UK.    If she is in the US, the drinking age is 21 as is the age of casino gambling in most states.  

Silly me! How could I forget? 18 is the age that you can legally buy a gun. 21 is the age you can legally buy a beer.

Actually, the legal age to BUY a gun is 21 for a pistal and 18 for a riffle. The legal age to CONCEAL CARRY a gun is 21.

I wish I had a riffle, or even a pistal.  Gotta figure out how to get one of those

My brother has one. And once I turn 21 Imma get a pistol, cause I've taken classes for it. I also want one. :D

This might be the most American thing I've ever heard.

Guns in the house? The more the merrior!

Children's computor games in the house? Not on my watch! Those things are so violent! You know, one time I actually saw my daughter punch a little square pig, just so that she could get some pork. I thought I raised her better than that!

Any gun store or pawn shop. Laws vary by state but Ohio is pretty chill, so I have several handguns and a 12 gauge hunting shotgun with customizable choke.

 

I will wager you 100 points I can walk into three pawn shops tomorrow and take pictures. You don't even need to ask out here they're on full display right behind the counter.

Ohhhh now I get it. You were using humor to comment on the misspelling of the word 'rifle' and 'pistol' by commenting that 'riffles' and 'pistals' are not sold anywhere.

smh

Well, now you've given me the idea to try and buy a gun while pretending to have a speech impediment. Thank you for that.

Wrong.

:o

I am?

Can you tell me what the actual age is please? :o

At least old enough to play minecraft.

New here literally signed up to laugh at how British your comments are lol I'd say exactly same as u lmao

I use Mac.

Bold of you to assume I won't ban you for using a mac.

I'd suggest you start soon if you're wanting it to see some kind of viewership/monetary success in the coming years, content creation is a really competitive thing these days. It's often a multi-year grind and remaining hopeful some algorithms will eventually smile upon you. If you spend too much time planning it out and not doing it, you'll wish later on that you'd started sooner.

Also I'm pretty sure a ridiculous volume of new-era Minecraft content creators are child touchers or domestic abusers, so as long as you aren't one of those you might have a leg up on the competition.

"Leg up on the competition" sounds so disturbing in this context.

That's just because the legs on the characters in minecraft as so poorly rendered, right?

Sure, let's go with that.

Ew, gross. No I am not. 

Also, I have to wait because my parents don't like Minecraft and don't want it in the house.

I'm here for the beer

Beer?

Drinks on me. And by drinks I mean entertaining topics. (Hopefully)

*slurps at you*

Nothing wrong with living with your parents. You're going to college and the housing/renting market is absolutely miserable - so thats already better than living with your parents and not doing something productive with your life. Paying a mortgage is also not fun at all.

Thank you Dire. Your words are very kind, and I mean that. :)

Also, the idea of the Brainbreak Bar was inspired by you fyi. Cause of all your late night drunk comments. lol

There really isn't that much to insult here. The living with parents and being broke through college thing is basically also me and everyone I know IRL. College is usually pretty expensive, and I don't really think its expected for people to live on their own and pay for college unless its an off-campus housing situation. From what I gather in my college's area, the landlords have lower rent for their student housing anyway. The content creator bit is kind of interesting. What kind of content would you be creating?

See Master's comment about the content. But it would me Minecraft. :l

Very sorry to hear that your parents aren't proud of your Only Fans account. I'm sure you put a lot of work into it.

What's Only Fans? :/

It's... Uhh... It's a website for only the most exclusive fans of minecraft... Don't look it up. You can trust me. ^_^

...?

...ok.....

:/ ?

Take my word as well on this: Don't look it up. It's not worth it.

look it up. I give you permission.

I retract the permission. Do not listen to the snail pussy, skittle cubicle freak.

I'm not listening to Ford. It's 2 vs 1 in favor of NOT looking it up. 

Not listening to Ford is a good idea in general.

No insults from me on any of this. I lived with my parents for a few years even after college. After I found a stable career, that's when I moved out. Nothing wrong with becoming a content creator, so long as you have fallback options and a paying job. I would certainly recommend getting a part-time job now even while you're in college as it will help with finances later. Working my way through college helped me pay for tuition, and before the year that I graduated was done, I had paid all my student loans. Don't look down on yourself for where you are now. Strive to move forward and develop. From one Christian to another, liisten to the Holy Spirit and He will direct your path.

Thank you Milton. :)

I do actually have a job, but it's been a bit crumby from the start because they never give me enough hours, neither have they given me a raise in the slightly over a year I've worked there. In fact, they hired new people for the season and gave them MORE hours than me when I have more experience there. :(

So I'm looking for a new job. :,) It's sad because I liked working there and I would have stayed for a long time if they has only given me more hours. I'm a very diligent worker and will do even the most dirtiest of jobs. :,)

Good for you then. I wish you the best with your search.

Thank you! :D

I wouldn’t worry about being a full-time student and being broke because those two things are practically synonymous. Unfortunately, you’ll probably have to put up with criticism about your life choices from your parents until you graduate, get a job and move out (that’s the rent they extract from you, the right to criticize relentlessly, which as we know is far more rewarding than mere common money). Just endure it, stick to your interests, finish your studies, earn money and move out. But yeah, you should try to have something steady to make you money while you pursue your studies and interests. It’s a time balance thing.

Thanks Will. :)

(Well, the 'rent' I also pay is I do chores around the house. So it's not just their criticism. But I agree with you)

Don't get me wrong. I absolutely love my parents and my parents love me. Fact, my dad has said that he is willing to go to jail if it meant he protected me from someone trying to do me harm. I love them to death and want to follow what they say, but when I move out, I want to do some of my own things that they didn't agree with. I'd still follow some of the rules they set in place on my own (Like chores being done on Saturdays) but I'd also do content stuff which they don't want me to do while I'm with them.

People have different opinions it's natural. Parents want kids to be financially secure, sometimes kids want to put more time and energy into their hobbies and interests (which may or may not pay off financially). Compromise is the result :)

Exactly! :D

Bold of you to assume that I won't ban you for calling yourself a content creator.

Technically, I'm not one yet.

This honestly didn't stire up as much teasing as I thought it would. 

huh

Welp! Time to think of a new topic!

Hmm.....got one!

I have a really, REALLY weird way of eating Lucky Charms! :P

First, I eat the cereal part and leave the marshmallows, like ya do. But then, I eat them in rainbow order while simultaneously counting them as I go. :P

This is one of the least weird things I've ever heard... Also, when eating skittles, you must first divide them into colours. Count them until there is an equal amount of each, then eat all the spares. After this, you take turns eating one each of the different skittle colours, not in rainbow order of course, but in order of least favourite flavour to most favourite flavour. Then, when there is only one left of each flavour, you eat them all together. This is the way.

I put the whole bag of skittles in my mouth and chew it into a giant rainbow sugar glob before pretending my mouth is a snail pussy and I lay the eggs onto my cubicle wall. This serves as a periodic lickable treat teat for when I do good.

Now you see this, THIS is weird.

how tall are you irl?

mmm....

I'm pretty sure 5' 7".

Tall enough to stomp on a kappa.

This is the type of content OnlyFans should be used for.

*gag*

weak

Bruh.

Docking 6 points for GAGGING?

THAT is weak. 

What ISN'T weak is the fact that I've eated BBQ flavored bugs. Without hesitation. 

What kind of bugs? Multiple different kinds?

I'm pretty sure it was larva of some kind. I don't remember. I do remember it tasted like chicked. 

I like that your parents have slammed the banhammer down on minecraft, but are a-okay with BBQ bugs.

XD

lol ikr?

Granted, it was a bet made by my cousins at Christmas one year, so I don't think they knew about it until we were on our way home and I told them in the car. XD

Glad to know that I'm completely normal. I do this with chex mix also.

And for this reason I also get irrationally mad whenever anybody reaches into like a bowl of snacks I made for myself because they're eating all my favorite ones after I was doing the damn work

Oh my GOSH! So TRUE!!! D:

...minus the swearing. But YES! D:

I separate my skittles by color and from there I eat it one of two ways depending on my mood.

1. I eat then least favorite color to favorite color

or

2. Makes groups that contain one of each color. If there are groups that have fewer colors beause there weren't enough of a color or two, then I eat the group with the smallest number first and work my way up until I have groups of one of every color. :)

I'm not the only one who does that?!

Ok, question for anyone who knows the answer.

Why are some people's usernames on here blue while others are red?

At first I thought it had something to do with moderators and normal people, but I noticed Master has a blue name and I have a blue name, while Ford has a red name. What is with that? @_@

Better dead than Red.

Wait, or is it better Red than dead?

Red pill vs blue pill

I don't know.

If that is a question from the Matrix, I wouldn't know the answer cause I've never seen it. :l

You're old

I'm 19, so I guess :P

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WON'T BAN YOU FOR NOT USING THREADED VIEW!

Good call

What's that? :/

There's a button in the top corner of this forum, next to the watch/unwatch button, that makes the thread actually legible and you'll be able to see who the person is actually talking to

Ah...

Not you, the other one

oh :o

Yes.  Yes I am.

The most commended order of the previous day has red names.

Huh. Thanks Sherbet. :)

Also, anything you want me to call you? Like respectfully? Like Master and Miss Mizal. (Granted Miss Mizal never answered me on that, I just kept calling her that)

Just an FYI, calling EndMaster "Master" comes across as more creepy than respectful.

shhhhhh.  It's funny though

Lol. XD

Just like calling you Remi! :P

He said to call him that. :l

And at the time I was feeling super bad about upsetting Miss Mizal and didn't want to upset another mod, especially if he was nice to me. :l

I prefer mister doctor professor Ogre

I gotta write that down....

I thought the full title was: Mister Doctor Professor Grandmaster of Fart Ogre

This is acceptable as well

Too long. I'll shorten it. How about....Ogre?

Yeah, that sounds right! XD

it's pronounced o'gray

An apostrophe certainly needs to be included, especially around March 17

What's March 17?

St. Patrick's Day . Where we celebrate the Catholics conquering the Irish pagans in a holy war by getting drunk.

And I personally prefer, God Empress Moore. ^_^

This is also acceptable

I'll call you Empress Moore, but the first part is a liiiiiiiittle far for me....

I'll settle for Goddess.

Okie....

I'll go with it.....but I'm very hesitant to....

Could I just call you Empress? :<

Your Illustrious Majesty will also suffice.

Alright, that will work! :D

...your Majesty.... Lol

Good peasant. ^_^

:D

XD

Oh cool. We are choosing titles.  I wish to be called Dr. Galazkiewicz.

Good to meet you, doctor

And nice to meet you Mister Doctor Professor

Nah, you're Remi. 

Yes, Doctor is fine.

Doctor Remi. 

There, now we can both be happy. :P

people call me mommy wommy, but you can just call me mommy.

No.....that's too far for me. :/

"Just an FYI, calling EndMaster "Master" comes across as more creepy than respectful."

Why the hell don't you lot want me to have nice things?

It's ok Master, they're just jealous. 

My apologies, senpai.

Cause that nice thing is half your age.

sherb goes by mommy wommy

Ok, I KNOW you are teasing me with that one. 

Im betting Ford really does call sherb that though

Some of us have started taking bets on how long until your ultra controlling, ultra conservative Christian parents notice you're calling a middle aged man on the internet "Master".

Yes.  And there is also the thought that if her parents dont like minecraft, wait until they find out about us...

Amazingly, she would not be the first 19 yo female to get in major trouble with her parents because of CYS

I don't doubt it. :P

Parents just dont understand

Nah, it's their children who don't understand but think we do. :P 

And I KNOW all of this, but I can give or take sometimes. :P

But for now, I will respect the no Minecraft in the house. :P

I love the fact that you want to move out of your parents house literally just so that you can play minecraft.

Why thank you! :P

lol

that's a lot of tongue for a sheltered girl...why don't you put it to good use and give my nasty little skittle spermataphore a lick?

... This sounds like a line from a really bad porno.

Huh? ._.

I said THAT'S A LOT OF TONGUE FOR A SHELTERED GIRL...WHY DON'T YOU PUT IT TO GOOD USE AND GIVE MY NASTY LITTLE SKITTLE SPERMATAPHORE A LICK!?

It's much more clear this time, thank you

np

*cough*

As you said, I'm a sheltered girl.....

._.

*cough*

onlyfans demands it

I'm not an OnlyFan

And to think you were exasperated at being tagged in this thread

I think you’re enjoying yourself quite a lot, lol

I agree. 

Everyone seems more chill than I thought tho. Lol

free posts

Ouch. :P

Wait...he's how old? :o

(No offense. I know girls don't like saying their age, I don't know if guys are the same way or not...)

48

It's okay, it's in the Bible.

:o

You're old enough to be my dad....

I was not expecting that.... :O

"You're old enough to be my dad."

Yeah, I get that a lot.

I'm not even the oldest person on here. Ogre's like in his 60s or 100s (I forget which)

XD

 

Wait really? :o

Yeah he's like in his 60s I think. Might be high 50s though. Dunno for sure. Just found that out recently myself. I always thought he was younger than me or my age.

Gower and Madglee are a year older than me and Berka's I think a few years older. There's some other older members too. One guy was pushing 70. Think he's dead now though.

Oof

Also...I feel like you keep spoiling me... T^T

"Pilgrim in an Unholy Land"

Was that you? T^T

You’re entertaining enough for now that I can’t just let you get kicked into the dirt too badly, so if you get docked points for something dumb (Like what Ford did) then the response is generally to overcorrect the incident. It’s basically like how Darius threatened to dock you points for calling me “master” and then he backed off when he saw you under my protection.

Everyone's still free to call you whatever names they want though of course.

I like her. She reminds me of Autistic Llama. ^_^

Awww! Thank you your Majesty! ^_^

Dearest @Ford, my esteemed Master... may I call you Master? I request a small bounty of 300 points for being your 'pet' cat. It's been an honor serving under you, my liege, and I wish to obtain the 500 point trophy, master sir Fordian. 

That's Doctor Sir Fordian to you.

only if you suckle and slobber on my skittle spermataphore

Imma gag again...

Please don't encourage our resident degenerate

Yes. Im sure he likes that.

Alright. Ignore mode on. (But it only lasts for ten minutes.... :l)

You'll get used to it - remember this one pro tip: relax your throat and make eye contact.

*breaths and stares into your soul*

0_0

Wait. Ford has a soul? I thought he was just a fancy AI

I think she's trying to blow a soul into me

Nah, I'm trying to laser one in. 0_0

(is it working?)

(no)

Shameless

So, basically, I need to keep being entertaining, and if I become boring, then I need to switch up my entertainingness. :o Got it. 

Anyway, while we are on the topic, I just want to say thank you so much for everything you've done for me! T^T And I'm sorry if I've been annoying...I'm usually the type of person to go "Hello!", because I want to be friendly and make friends and be everyone's friend if they need it. :,) ...And that style seems to be an annoying one on here...So I'm sorry. Also, if Miss Mizal sees thing, I'm really really sorry for causeing trouble. I feel super bad.... :,(

 

(I know that you said apologizing is annoying, apparently, on here, but I'm also the type of person who doesn't like leaving things worse than when I found them. That goes for relations as well.) 

If you really want to be entertaining you should start insulting Suranna. She's a filthy Mormon heretic along with being a gender traitor, so the material really just writes itself.

...can't I be entertaining by BEING the entertainment, Master...? I don't like insulting people..... :/

Well, you could always look at it as just being brutally honest with folks.  

:o

To her credit, she'll become a 3/2 costless creature any day now, perhaps even with a sigil.

A what now?

I might even become straight! Who knows? :D

Oh. I did not know that... Congrats, Will! ^_^

I notice that you DON'T have a red name. What's THAT about??

I have no idea... :o

I am going to mash both of your hands into tomato paste with a large rubber mallet

...And make pizza, right? :o

... This is a silly thread. ^_^

Yes ^_^ I'm loving it! :P

Even though I see you changed the title for this thread.... :P

TIL briar is admin and active enough to change a thread title by hand

She didn't use her hands

OOOOOoooooooh......

I figured it out! 

yay me. :P

(she used her feet)

lol

New topic!

Star Wars or Star Trek?

GO! :P

(Hehehe... It is apparently a very controversial topic.....)

Could never get into Star Trek. From what I've seen it's just a load of guys in silly costumes sitting around in chairs and saying sciency words.

Star Wars on the other hand is a weird, massive clusterfuck combination of some of the best and worst media that I've ever seen, ranging from the masterpieces of the Knights of the Old Republic games to whatever the fuck The Acolyte is.

I hate what Disney is doing to poor Star Wars.... :,(

To be fair, Disney were also responsible for The Mandalorian and Andor.

True.

Any they messed up the Mandalorian.

Baby Yoda was supposed to stay with Luke, but so many people liked him that they kept him. :/

Yeah, but all the younglings that stayed with Luke ended up getting skewered by Kylo Ren, so...

Actually, Kilo took a few of them with him, but yeah. It's a brutal ending.... :(

You should play Terraria instead.

Between the two, I like Terraria a lot better as a singleplayer experience. I'd rather play nothing at all than singleplayer Minecraft, but multiplayer Minecraft is one of the best gaming experiences out there.

It's all fun and games until someone puts a block of TNT under your house's pressure plate.

It's fun and games even then, because then you get to have a detective episode (and eventually arrest Peng regardless of where the evidence points)

I'm a harmless and law-abiding citizen, you can't do this to me Sherb

The real question is, "Why do you use a pressure plate for your door anyway? Levers and buttons are better because mods can't use them to get in. Getting a creeper in your face when you wake up in the Minecraft morning absolutely sucks."

Lazy

XD

Multiplayer Minecraft is by far the best! Right next to multiplayer Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild! (Yes, it's a thing, see Pointcrow on YouTube)

I've seen Terraria and would like to play it. :o

I'm a broke college student too, so I can empathize in that regard, but at least I'll have no debt and I don't have to live with my parents!

I applaud this man (or woman, I actually can't tell).

Wizzy is the one of the most womanly women I have ever known, second to only Sherb.

Edit*

I applaud this woman.

Wizzy's a guy if you thought Penguin was being serious...

:/ (At least, I'm 99% sure he is. Given that I was able to get a read on what kind of person he is based on his profile pic and a few posts when I first came to this site, I'm FAIRLY certain he's a guy! :O)

I can’t believe you would misgender wizzy like that, I’ve seen pictures of her. Absolutely ridiculous.

Always listen to and trust  Peng.  He is really smart.

Edit edit*

I applaud this human bean.

 

There, that's better. XD

human bean?

Yep. 

It's a Gen Z thing. You wouldn't understand. 

It has something to do with toe beans that eventually led to a lot of things being called 'bean'. 

I am Gen Z and I don't understand either. What on earth is a toe bean?

Look up toe beans and you'll come across animal paws

Apparently they're cute. 

I honestly never understood it either. A friend of mine introduced me to the concept. :/

I'd wager a guess that it's referring to the vaguely bean shaped flesh-pad that cats have on their toes.

As for why we're calling people beans... no idea.

You are correct Penguin.

I'm PerforatedPenguin, not correct Penguin.

But please, call me Peng.

Sorry, I was trying to shorten it.

Or PP. She really likes that nickname

I thought that, but knew better than to be childish. 

Or Perf.

That's a combination of Peng's terf, right? :o

No, just first 4 letters of the username .  We all just say Peng

Lol, I'm teasing you XD

Personally I prefer Perf, but he's always said to call him Peng.

idk if I want to be called a TERF, lol.

It's spelled Perv.

Understandable since a profile pic and a couple posts definitely indicate someones gender on the internet.

Do you know how many people on here gender someone based on how they type alone?

That would be basic logical deduction (hence the 99%), I went the extra mile in figuring it out...in laymans terms...its fairly obvious once you get a read on the kind of person he is.

How many times have you misgendered someone online after you got to know them well enough?

Whatever though...this argument is pointless and dumb and stupid and dumb...

You're a girl, right Alienrun?

No, he's very clearly a boy. You can tell because half of the ball in his profile pic is blue.

Can you tell what my gender is, your Majesty? Lol. XD

Angels are genderless, I believe.

*gasp*

Are you calling me an angel...? :o That is one of the sweetest things I've heard said to me on here! T^T

Oh, my apologies. I'm guessing your profile pic is just a regular girl with an overgrown pigeon standing directly behind her.

The wings were to represent the 'raven' part of my username. And my username is supposed to be reminiscent of a white raven. :)

I think I heard of a dating game like this.

0.0

Whaaaaaat?! 0o0

I guess that makes you a boy also because only a quarter of the ball is blue...the purple part I guess looked like blue to you from a distance...

(Someone at some point showed me to an article which claimed that girls see a wider range of color than boys. Only reason I have doubts about said claim is cause said article had a "test" where it showed 8 different shades of red right next to each other in a line and claimed boys can't see the difference of the last two compared to the previous two...yet I was able to see it just fine! (Admitedly I might have had to squint a little bit...but I could in fact...see it! lol :P) )

Oh, sorry, my mistake... I guess you must be nonbinary then. Purple is definitely a girl colour.

Uh...

No...

Mayhaps...

What makes you think that?! :O

How did you determine what kind of person I am and how does that show my gender? Seems like a prejudiced and patriarchal approach towards the subject!

Easy... Your Yoshi is blue. I rest my case.

Anyone know what happened to superteller?

Haven't seen them on in awhile...

You scared him off in the Thunderdome.  Perhaps he died?

:o

I hope he's ok...

True or false?

I've basically become the new class pet or new class clown.
Either people want me to call them all these fancy names or poke fun at me. (It's diffrent with Master, so I don't count him, but if you want to that is up to you. :P)

 

State 'true' if you agree, 'false' if you don't, then state your reason. :P

Any other comments are welcome. 

I think pet is more accurate. We all tried to be mean to you but you're just so wholesome that we ended up adopting you instead. ^_^

I'm like STEVE. ^_^ (I think...I read his profile) :P

HAPPY FORTH OF JULY!!! 

(For those of you who are Americans... :) )

Never heard of the Forth of July before. 

Are you American? :)

Who is this retard?

New pet.

Don't worry, she's definitely not a new daughter.

Awww.... you beat me to it.... :( Sad....

But yes, I'm the new wholesome pet. :P

If I were EVER to make 'daughter' status, I'd.....I actually don't know what I'd do.......tbh...... ._.

(Highly doubt I'd make it tho...)

That's what happened last time, End.

Then there was a daughter, and then another one, and then another one.

They were always barely adequate substitutes for you.

In any case, the only special immunity Raven has right now is not getting banned, so you're free to verbally abuse her as much as you like.

This is true. You have Daughter status, I have pet status. :P

You can verbally play with me however. :)

This dude, man.

What did I do? :o

That depends on who you're deeming barely adequate substitutes, though.

I liked all of my sisters, even the ones that got eventually disowned. I mean, I liked them before they got disowned. 

Tbh, I kinda' want to talk to Crickers if she's still alive at the discord. I have to rejoin soon after I finish my story. But I'm so useless for writing nowadays, that might not be until 2025 or some shit. 

My brain's so fried I can't even write bullshit reviews anymore. Although, I have written some pages for my story today. But I have so many pages with no links, I don't even know in which part of the story some of them are for.

Lel.

You know you're the first before all others.

Anyway take your time, it's not like you're on some deadline for your story.

And Cricket is indeed still around and misses you.

Good! 

I will return in 2030 triumphantly. 

I KNEW Master had a soft spot! :D 

You two interacting is so sweet and cute! (Don't care if you deny it, it is)

I don't get how you never ended up adopting Mad Hatter's Daughter.

You're worst nightmare.... >:)

Okay.

You know the special needs, slightly mangy dog from Puss In Boots: The Last Wish, who thinks that being tied up in a sock with a rock and thrown in the river is just a really good game of hide and seek?

I haven't watched the new Puss In Boots movie....sadly....I want to tho. :,) But I have seen the dog in trailers.

This is a perfect description lol

I think Thara was pointing out that you don't know how to spell common words in the English language, hth.

Here, in a context you should be more familiar with:

You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. 5 You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the ___FOURTH___ generation of those who hate me, 6 but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.

Amen.

Wait.

I naturally assumed she was talking about this forth. She wasn't?

My English had degrated since starting college... :,)

But I agree with Madam Thara.

Amen.

Amen brothers!

Hey everyone! :D

I'm back from the weekend with a new topic! The topic is:

If you had one wish, what would you wish for?

It can be anything! The only limitation is it can only be ONE wish. :D

Genie: What is your wish, mortal?

Human: I wish for infinite wishes.

Genie: No! You get one wish! You can't wish for infinite wishes.

Human: Okay, got it.

Genie: What is your wish, mortal?

Human: Infinite genies.

Yooooo....that's actually genius.... :o

You Illustrious Majesty, you are a genius....! And out smarted the system....! :O

More like... Genieus. ^_^

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! XD :D

Ok, so this will probably sound nerdy, but here it goes.
My one wish is complicated, but goes a little something like this. I wish to be able to peruse all of the knowledge in the universe that is known, and unknown, and all of the time in the world to peruse it. If you count the endless time to peruse this knowledge as two wishes, then I'll just stick to the knowledge for now.
This is absolutely impossible, but this is and has always been my wish.

I count it as one! :D

I wish that all humans developed a better sense of empathy and were able to set aside selfish needs in order to work together as a society.

 

And now I've snapped back to reality.

That's a really sweet and sincere wish.... :,) I find myself wishing for this sometimes, even though this is not what I would wish for if I only had one wish. :)

I have many thoughts on what I would like to wish for, but I have very few thoughts on what I believe would be good to wish for. The older I get, the less certain I am that I act within my own interests, or even what my true interests are. But from within my limited scope and self, I would probably ask for the wisdom to be given to all of humanity to solve all the existential threats we face, such as climate change, poverty, aging, and more. Who knows, though, maybe once the wish is made, we'll come to find it was something we're not born knowing for a reason.

Well it seems that this Forum is loosing some steam, so what are some questions YOU lot have for each other? Go ahead! It's a bar after all, so it's ok to get crazy! :P XD

LOSING

Why do people do this, they're not even pronounced the same.

I'm willing to bet Ogre has been loosing some steam.

"steam"

This has gotten so bad I've seen retards on Reddit actually defending this spelling of the word and even trying to back it up.

When it's hoard/horde I can understand someone having a little brain blip there, but "loosing" shouldn't be able to pass through an internal monologue without standing out. At absolute best it's "lose" pronounced with a distractingly funny accent.

And redditors routinely can't figure out the most basic thing that separates man from the animals, (that is, applying HEAT to food), I can't be surprised by them anymore.

Don't be a sore looser.

Don't you start, you lot already spell everything weird by adding unnecessary "u"s to words.

I think she meant 'louser'.

Its actually loouser.

Nah, Miss Mizal is correct. It is indeed 'lose' and 'loser'. :l

I'm just not up to par on my spelling skills as of late.

Mizal is always correct.  That's why she gets a capital "M"

Agreed.

Disagreed

dealer, put me in for a cool four hundo

Done.

Next up, call or raise?

I'll go all in.

Call.

I have no idea what we're betting on, but deal me in! ^_^

I'll go all in and fold.

House wins!

Play Again (Y/N)?

Golly, we playing a gambling game I see? :o I don't know how to play those! XD

Gambling is easy.  The house always wins in the end.  So just hand it all

over to Ogre and you are good!

The house can't win if I never play. ;)

Too late. We already won. Pay up.

the house will win if you lose. the house will win if you play. the house will win if you don't play. the house will win if you win.

Then the house must die. ;P :)

dealer, you gave me over six hundo and this is too much

As I've said before, college is causing my spelling to decline a little bit.... :,)

I don't believe college does that.

Yes...sadly. It's such a poor excuse....

Welp! Guess I got to go back to kindergarten....Apple for the teacher? :P

Holy fuck are you wholesome. I wasn't expecting this to go on for so long. A bit less degradation than I would've liked but eh.

I strive to be as wholesome as can be! :D I find it gives people the good warm and fuzzies, and that makes me happy! :D

Don't mind me. Just passing through. 

Hi! :D Welcome to the craziness which is the Brainbreak Bar! Sit back and relax....or have your brain broken! Lol XD Jk

New Topic!

Who on CYS are your favorite members? You can list up to three, whether that's in order, or no particular order at all! :D Ping them if you want so they can see. :P

Here are mine (if you exclude @Alienrun . He is automatically at the top cause of my bias and cause he's my best friend on here...so... Sorry Alien! ,:D)

@TharaApples

@EndMaster

@Avery_Moore

(If I had to choose a fourth, then I'd go with @DireRyse . Why? Idk, he seems secretly wholesome :D)

Oh my. I just like so much people, too!

Aaaaaah. Sarcasm.... I love it. Lol XD But fr tho, I'm positive you like Master. He's your father on here after all! :D

Oh! And your sisters! Can't forget them! :D

Like lists just reminds me of another era of CYS is all.

Aaaaah.... Then....just ignore the question then....

Honestly, site history fascinates me and I'd love to read more. Like, the nitty gritty stuff! :D

My favorite person is Kiel-sama, he's SO much fun! XD

I actually remember a funny couple posts Thara did about Kiel shortly after he melted down saying "Dicks out for Kiel" but JJJ at the time was still active and of course didn't want anything like that around (Not a good look for the site as he would often say) so they got deleted.

I would say dicks out now, but we now know that Kiel-chan would take that as an open invitational.

Given what we also know about Kiel now, "Dicks off" would probably be the slogan.

They were truly the primogenitor of the meme version of discord janitors. 

Tagging people is a great way to become the most hated member of CYS.

O_O

I'll stop Master... 0_0

...Unless I need to get ahold of someone cause it's an emergency or important. But I won't ping other than that. o_o

Yey! I'm in the favourite person list! I feel so special!

My favourite people? It's so hard to choose!

Kiel-sama, obviously.

Seth was another awesome mod that everyone misses. Looking forward to when that Sim dating game he was working on finally comes out.

TurnipBandit was such a wholesome fellow. Very honest and genuine.

And of course, we can't forget Ryder and his adorable cat. ^_^

Awww! Cat! ^_^

We all feel sorry for the cat.

Who could forget the thoughtful feedback that TheStoryReviewer used to leave? 

Can't decide between anyone. Mainly because you guys still put up with me for several years now.

story b

I think Ford is broken. ._.

If you put "think" and "Ford" in the same thought, you're going to start losing brain cells

That's a real shame, poor thing didn't have too many to begin with.

Brain go brrr...:P

Whoa there, a five syllable word? Try to remember your audience.

I thin

Congrats for sticking with the atkins. ^_^

Congrats, Ravenic! Your Brainbreak Bar now has its first brain-broken victim.

k f

I’d venture to say that ford’s brain didn’t need any breaking :)

r db r

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! >:D Lol

o

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I predict the next letter would be k.

(Totally not because the current 'brain-broken' messages so far are: I thin k f r db r o)

j

*

k

Update!

I miss DireRyse's drunk comments and I don't know why.... :,) And him too.

I honesty don't drink much - and usually if I do, I don't tend to stay up to post on the site. That may have been a once in a lifetime comment.

That's okay, I drink enough for the both of us

I hope to live up to your grandeur one day.

Those of you in the contest will be made to answer for every idle post when the day of judgment arrives.

0_0

N

this thread needs more waha

waha

WAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!! :D

kill yourself

Nah. :P

But I would take a bullet for any of you any day cause I don't fear death. :D

<3

This is disgusting and cringe and you've crossed a line when it comes to my comfort and the comfort of others participating in this thread.

If saying I'm gay for getting horny seeing random lesbian strangers because I value female bodies is cringe, then I'll be that kind of cringe the rest of my life with every breath I breath! :)

OP said this is an anti-homo thread please leave

WHO EDITED MY TEXT!?

FOOOOORD!?

>:(

what

You edited my text, didn't you?! >:(

That's such a low move! >:(

what

Cringed so hard he turned into Stone Cold Steve Austin

*Stone Cold Steve Autism

what

I didn't say any of that junk up there! ^ About the lesbian or gay stuff.

I feel sick rn. I'm not kidding...I might puke for real now...

Ford, that's too far....

@EndMaster 

Master, can you delete that, please...? (I'm not joking I seriously feel sick reading it...)

Quick check:

Are you going to count this in the count on your profile page if you are calling yourself gay?

Just asking, that's all.

I never said that! It only looks like it because someone changed what I wrote! It's supposed to say something along the lines of "If sacrificing my life for random strangers because I value human life is cringe, then I will be that kind of cringe for the rest of my life for as long as I breath! :)" Not the garbage that is there now! D:

Cringe.

Trust me it's better with the edits.

Sweetie, its okay. You don't need to get upset. I know you come from a very conservative family and they propably have some strong opinions about your appreciation of the female body, but this is a tolerant community. You've done nothing wrong and we love and accept you for who you are. <3

<3

what

Stop whining, stop tagging mods. You are in two contests, if you suddenly don't want to use this thread anymore that's probably a good thing.

"I feel sick" is also not something someone who was just consensually snuggling a vomit encrusted Ford in public gets to say!

That was goofing around and not.....it wasn't even real....

This......This struck a cord.....I'm really sorry for being annoying....I don't try to be....I never try to be.....I just....kept getting worked up.....I.....I'm really sorry Miss Mizal....

Thank you. 

I'm sorry, Miss Mizal... I-I just.... I.... Ford changed my post....and it says something I would never ever say....not for the entire existence of reality...not for all of time...nothing....ever.....I....

I'm sorry....I got really worked up about it.....because it looks like I said it....and I didn't.....it's wrong....it's so wrong...... I could never.....

.....and Ford's not even sorry......

...I....just.....

Ford, I think you broke her.

Shit, he turned her into Alien!

This thread is now awesome.  Ford is some kind of forum wizard.

I'll bounce back....eventually....I just need to....go read a story or something....to forget this whole thing..... 

:(

Endmasters stories are always good.  I recommend Suzy's Strange Saga it's about a girl trying to make it in the world.

Story of my life rn....Both here and in real life... I'll have to add it to my saves....

Creatures of the Snow looks inviting....

I'm sure it's fine though, just think of it as leveling up in Being Weird.

I never wanted to be weird....I wanted to be.... Welcomed...? Wholesome for sure.... And a friend to everyone...even if the joking got out of hand a little, like the fake throwing up.... But that....that was too far..... I just...nuh uh.... I'll be back tomorrow....when the effects of Ford's actions have lifted and I'm back to my cheerful, wholesome, maybe quirky self.....

I'll be reading or writing for the time being..... I'm sure you're happy about that Miss Mizal..... At least I'll ended up 'contributing to the site' like you've wanted me to....

Talk to y'all later.....

eat my cunt, gaylord

I can't really wrap my head around how you can take "kill yourself" with a smile and a dose of positivity, but absurdist humor post editing about being gay causes a mental breakdown.
Do your parents hunt and eat gay people or something?

Are you mad? You can't eat gay people! That turns you gay! >.<

Only here to answer your question, then I'm going back to working on my story.

My family doesn’t agree with the whole gay thing, that is correct. But what made me have a breakdown was the way Ford wrote that entire thing on top of the fact that he twisted MY words and made it look like I said it. If he were to just call me gay, I'd tease him back and call him a roasted duck again. But to have it where it looks like I was the one who said those things made my stomach drop and thus the breakdown. 

(Also, I can take the "kill yourself" because it's something I don't fear. I guess I have some kind of fear with me saying or it looking like I said the things Ford wrote.)

Sure. Whatever you say...

These niggas on CYS are mean, bruh.

Got me leaking tears, fr.

my pleasure

@TypewriterCat

I think Ravenic hates and fears the gays even more than you do, you two should make out or something.

I don't hate the people. I hate the idea. 

The idea of gays?

It's the idea of sin, not the sinner, that she's referring to. Christians are called to love everyone and act lovingly without validation of certain actions.

Gay.

Gay.

Correct.

Example, I have an aunt who is a couple years older than me who claims to be lesbian and I still love her. I also have a friend who claimed awhile ago that she was lesbian as well. She was so afraid I would stop being her friend, but I didn't, I still love her as a friend should. She actually grew out of it and is no longer lesbian. I even have two friends who have told me they are practicing witches and I'm still friend's with them. Granted, my parents have told me to stay away from them because witchcraft is demonic, but I'm still friends with them and can have a great conversation with them about eveyday things.

Wait, you have friends?

She has friends who are gay witches apparently.

Only just turned full lezzo and already multiple girlfriends at the ready goddamn

She'll grow out of it.

Ok, so a serious question because I am trying to understand the logic behind this.

Your parents told you Minecraft was evil and forbade you playing it. Therefore, you choose to honor their wishes and comply.

But your parents also told you to stay away from professing witches, but you are friends with them anyway.  Even though you can find scripture regarding witchcraft and none about Minecraft?

This is not necessarily a criticism but just a question trying to understand the logic.

 

The difference is that Minecraft is fictional and fake, thus unimportant, but people who claim to be witches are real people, whether we agree with them or not, thus they are important.  

That made more sense in my head, but I hope you get what I mean.

I wasn't paying much attention to this thread before, was it ever explained WHY Minecraft is evil?

No. It wasn't. Minecraft isn't evil, and my parent's have said that, it's the fact that I liked to play it so much and wouldn't stop talking about it (apparently) that they took it away because they said it was "consuming my life". Thus, my dad calls it Minecrap because of that and how much he hates it. :P

Don't get me wrong, I love my parents dearly and they only want what's best for me, but sometimes I don't understand their actions. Sometimes things are made clear with time, but sometimes I'm left wondering 'why?'.

Well I guess it is pretty obvious just from your site activity (and the fact you couldn't handle Discord either?) that you have no sense of self restraint or ability to focus.

Since your parents didn't work with you on that at all though and just went the control freak route of burning and smashing anything you liked too much, guess you'll be achieving independence soon with no practical experience in time management or setting priorities whatsoever, F.

That sure is some parenting all right.

I'm actually better than I was a few years ago with time management. 

Hmm.

How's that Thunderdome story coming along?

And I noticed you didn't answer me about your contest entry in the other thread. (Even though you reply to every single post in yours one.)

Your parents wouldn't like me then. I have the pentagram on my arm and the sigils of Lucifer and Lilith on my back.

This reminds me of the times in which Daddy Master End had to dry my tears and powder my face whenever mizal, malk, or Steve, or a combination of the three, were verbally ass-blasting me on the forums as well.

But getting done in by Ford?! 

Still, the gay-hating religous thing is kinda' funny, though.

That's Daddy Master Senpai End to you!

Ok...Let me look that up...

Too many fundementally irreconcilable differences. She mildly dislikes the behavior of the gays, I think they should get thrown from the rooftops.

I was going to wait to give you the trophy until you turned in another story (I figured you were going to last prompt contest) but this statement is proof enough that you deserve it.

How did I miss this based af post. Worthy of a trophy for sure.

What watching 12 hours of anime a day does to a mfer

#relatable

Oh, I wasn't even around during 2015.

Lol.

Sorry you came into all of this...

Love your art work tho! :)

Just want to chime in that this is amazing and I'm super proud of how far you've come with your animation skills! ^_^

Roman's 1:18-32

 

"18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who suppress the truth in unrighteousness, 19 because what may be known of God is manifest in them, for God has shown it to them. 20 For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse, 21 because, although they knew God, they did not glorify Him as God, nor were thankful, but became futile in their thoughts, and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Professing to be wise, they became fools, 23 and changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like corruptible man—and birds and four-footed animals and creeping things.

24 Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among themselves, 25who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.

26 For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. 27 Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to do those things which are not fitting; 29 being filled with all unrighteousness, sexual immorality, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, evil-mindedness; they are whisperers, 30 backbiters, haters of God, violent, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31 undiscerning, untrustworthy, unloving, unforgiving, unmerciful; 32 who, knowing the righteous judgment of God, that those who practice such things are deserving of death, not only do the same but also approve of those who practice them."

 

I highlighted the part about the gay actions and the penalty because Miss Mizal said I should find a Bible verse that is against gay stuff. I also sent a huge chunk of the passage for context. (I believe the penalty mentioned is AIDS. At least I think that's the term)

And then he turned to his fellow man, and told him to give him backshots. 

Yep

Actually in the script itself, being gay IS the punishment 

20 For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse, 21 because, although they knew God, they did not glorify Him as God, nor were thankful, but became futile in their thoughts, and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Professing to be wise, they became fools, 23 and changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like corruptible man—and birds and four-footed animals and creeping things.

24 Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among themselves, 25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.

 For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. 27 Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.

Gayness, according to Paul in his letter to the romans, is a punishment for aknowledging God but not worshipping him.

Thank you for backing me up Yummy. :)

"For the wages of gay is AIDS" - Ravenic 6:23

And stay clear of minecraft, obviously.

I want to be able to commend posts again.

I want all of the perks without having to have my name listed on the mod list, y'know.

Tried my hand at that already (multiple times). I also think my weird list of roles makes me quite special. :)

I can't even check to see what exactly I do have, but I'll take your word for it.

*slow clap 'cause I'm in a mood*

Is that supposed to be Ford with a voodoo doll?

June was very productive for her.

Good. I'm also doing homework, so the reading and writing I'm doing is slow, but it's good. 

The more you talk, the more I regret my promise to only dock points when you end up in the shame pit.

Darius is gay by the way.

He's constantly under attack, so he will want blood as penance. 

Darius is a nice guy. I don't have any hateful feelings against him. But if he does towards me, I hope they will go away and we can get along.

I do enjoy threatening people to be more productive. Ace is also on the chopping block.

Wait. Darius is gay? I just thought he was Dutch.

Cheers

I see the beer here is doing it's job.

Ah, yes... typos. Gotta love them.... My apologies, Miss Mizal. I feel bad that you keep correcting everyone. 

En garde!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOcYdHwc1Zo

A true Mizalangelo masterpiece

A post impressionism masterpiece.

If you Lot are insisting on talking about Sodomites, pictures always work better around here.

Thank you, I understand now.

Please have this commendation, End.

I was just saying I understood since I liked the art.

This is... BEAUTIFUL!!! ^_^

Besides making the gay dudes look like a bunch of S&M and drag freaks, I particularly like the Exorcist reference with the demon statue (Pazuzu) and Moses in the last panel looks like Charlton Heston from the Ten Commandments movie.

Also, it's totally cannon that when the guys knocked on Lot's door saying, "Give us those men, we're gonna rape 'em!" Lot said, "No! You can't rape these poor men! It's wrong! It's immoral! Here, take my two virgin daughters! You can rape them instead!" ... And he's the good guy. ^_^

Well, women were viewed by men back then as property and not as valuable as men, which is wrong and God makes it clear in the fact that He let women be ther first to discover Jesus's empty tomb when He rose from the dead. He makes it clear in other passages too, like with the Samaritan woman at the well and when women ministered to Jesus.

He's the good guy--in the relative sense to the Sodomites only lol, and because he's related to Abraham. But yeah that part was always pretty fucked up. Malk or Sent could probably go into this is more detail, but I think it comes down to the "guest friendship" or ritualized hospitality concept that was pretty much ubiquitous in the ancient world. (And I think in varying degrees up through the middle ages.) So to people hearing this story, guests having protection was this sacred duty and making this huge personal sacrifice for that would be seen as like the ultimate noble act.

The weirder thing to me was that he recognized the guests as angels from the beginning, that's the reason he invited them over. So he should've realized they didn't need any protecting from the crowd, but I guess it would've been rude not to make the offer.

I also don't know if he would've bothered if they hadn't been angels, it seems like this was an established hobby the Sodomites had, but he'd never been in conflict with them over it before. So it wasn't a big deal when it was all the other travellers?

Those sweet, virgin girls went on to rape him anyway, dear old dad really should not have raised his family in Sodom, just bad influences all around, F.

... And I think I spot He-Man in the leftmost panel of page 14

Hello, I'm just here to say I'm going to win the Crisis contest because all the rest of you in here are chimps deepthroating bananas and fried chicken.

Thank you Blue. We love and appreciate you too.

So, because we're all black we have to be chimps that love bananas? 

And fried chicken.

I've honestly never seen anyone deepthroat a chicken.  My life now feels incomplete 

YouTube it. Idk. There's bound to be a video about that.

Too lazy. How about you find one and post the link. 
 

not sure I want to visit the black hole that search would open up 

Thanks, I have both seen and dressed out birds.  But they are not "deepthroating" it.

lol. Yeah didn't expect you to actually do that 

The fact she immediately searched for that phrase, no questions asked, would've made waaaay more of an impression on me if my brain were not overloaded by the rest of the thread lol.

I was that close? Dang... :o

Ok, whichever mod changed my text. I won't. I didn't think twice about it. Sorry... :(

The most wholesome person on the site, ladies and gentlemen! ^_^

I can't take credit for that post, but credit is due where credit is due. To the most wholesome mod who changed my post:

CHEERS! 

I can't believe you turned out to be such a raging pervert smh

Not only a closeted lesbian, but also a furry. Disappointed but not surprised.

I guess it can't be helped, she has to read It's a Boy!

Huh? Is that a book? I've never heard of it before. :o 

It's a storygame by good ol' Darius.

You should know enough about its nature from that information.

All 300 of her points were given to her by End, can't go assuming she's looked at any storygames.

This is true, and I highly feel as though I don't deserver them, thus I am devoted to Master. T^T

But I have actually looked at story games. My favorite was Reborn. Read that one several times for a lot of different endings.

Points are usually pulled from a large balance somewhere.

Allegedly. 

So I've been told.

THAT MAKES ME FEEL WORSE IF THOSE POINTS ARE MASTER'S!!!! ToT

End has infinite points.  Most likely they were yoinked from a retarded noob.

*Panicked gasp* WHAT?! D=

As Thara said, points have to come from somewhere. So whenever you see your point total, realize that it is the product of the blood and hopes of some poor misguided moron.

There is a pile of noob corpses around here somewhere, but it is unimportant enough to mark on a map.

*panic* D:

I would only deepthroat raw chicken.