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Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Might as well post this on the forum…

So we’re doing a fun exercise of picking the opposite of what you are, so if you’re a straight white guy for example, you MUST change one of these things meaning black, female or gay.

Obviously if you’re a different gender, orientation or race, the choices change. A female would get male as a choice instead. Bisexuals get Ace and vice versa.

The question of what if you're not black or white has come up, and that one mostly remains the same. If you're any other color but white, you get the option of being white since that's always the opposite of any darkie color. (If you're asian and you REALLY want to trade down by picking black you can I suppose)

I imagine the race one will get some debate since people like to argue around here.


So far these are the results:

1. End: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

2. Killa: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

3. Gower: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

4. Steve: Bi White Male - Bi Black Male

5. Cricket: Ace White Female - Ace White Male

6. Axiom: Gay White Female - Straight White Female

7. Ficsean: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

8. Digit: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

9. Mizal: Straight White Female - Straight White Male

10. Sentinel: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

11. Wibbons: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

12. Ghost: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female

13. Coins: Straight Yellow Male - Straight Black Male

14. Mayana: Ace White Female - Bi White Female

15. Ford: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

16. Leora: Ace White Female - Ace White Male

17. Chris: Ace White Male - Ace Black Male

18. Mathias: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

19. Austinc: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

20. Tim: Ace White Male - Ace Black Male

21. C6H8O6: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

22. Sabley: Bi White Female - Bi Black Female

23. TBG: Gay White Male - Gay Black Male

24. Kurio: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

25. Briar: Straight White Female - Gay White Female

26. AYT: Bi Yellow Female - Bi White Female

27. Corgi: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

28. Ninja: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

29. Turnip: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

30. Tian: Straight Black Male - Straight White Male

31. Jazz: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

32. Dezzo: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

33. Ozoni: Straight Yellow Male - Gay Yellow Male

34. Algae: Bi White Male - Bi Black Male

35. Oracle: Bi White Female - Bi White Male


YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Okay Axiom has answered. Thank you for this very important information.

Also deleted the original thread because it was retarded and this is obviously way better.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 months ago

Bi White Female change to Bi White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Ficsean: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Wibbons: Straight White Male
Change: Straight White Female.
Not only would this get CYS to call me a guy finally, but I being female would piss my father off more than if I was black. I'd enjoy his illogical suffering.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Digit chooses black.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Uh...alright...let’s see...

Shoujo: Straight brown female - Gay yellow female

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
You're just unhappy with yourself all around.
Understandable.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Updated the list.

Thanks to those that have participated so far, this is all very important.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Hey you missed adding mine.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Because you answered like a retard and changed two of your traits. Not to mention yellow wasn't a choice.

Besides, you keep claiming you're male one moment and female the next on here anyway.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Alright, sorry.

Straight brown female - Gay brown female 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Throwing out your results on account of you being a tranny and if your antics in the poem thread are any indication, you'll be getting banned by Mizal soon anyway.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
A pleasure to be of assistance, sir

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Straight Yellow Male- Straight Black Male 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Hmm, I don't really know. All of those changes seem about equal. I don't really want to change anything, I'm happy as is, but if one of those did magically change, that's also fine. But I guess I'd better pick one.
Ace White Female - Bi White Female.
EDIT: It seems us blindies have to follow different rules. So I shall obey our great lord's command and change my answer.
Blind White Female - Blind Black Female.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Nah, I was sort of joking about Sighted, Black or Male.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Leora: ace white female - ace white male

reason: she wants our changes to compliment each other

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Ace white male - ace black male

I don't wanna have to ask for an N word pass anymore

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
We all know you were a 35 year old black man anyway.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Straight White Male - Straight White Female for me

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Avery: Straight White Female - Anime Pedo Child Snuff Fetishest... Long story. cheeky

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Straight White Male - Gay White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Updated. Thank you. Glad to see more people participating in this very important project.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

I will also have to go Ace White Male - Ace Black Male

I may not be able to avoid racial stereotypes or avoid police confrontation, but at least I won't have a dad.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Straight White Male - Gay White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Were you originally from CoG?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

No I was not.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Okay, I thought you mentioned you wandered over from there.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

No. That must have been someone else. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Bi White Female - Ace, blackest black possible, male.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

You can only pick one. You can't change all of them.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Opps, sorry. I misunderstood.
Bi White Female - Bi Blackest black possible female

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Gay White Male - Gay Black Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

straight white male - straight green male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Pretty sure that's illegal

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Briar's entry certain is.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Fine, I'll be a lesbian. cheeky

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

sorry for being a douchnozzle orc

 

straight while male...straight black male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Straight White Male - Gay White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Really curious what the point of this excercize is. cheeky

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Don't worry, it's really important.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Bi Mixed Female - Bi White Female

I think. I don’t really know how this works. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Yep, you're good.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

The only viable option here would to be black.

 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

N words of CYStia unite

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Lmao

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Literally the only reason I chose to be black.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

So shouldn't you be "The Blackened God"?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

If only...

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

I vote we get experimental surgery to give us black skin tones so we don't have to ask for N word passes anymore.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Reverse Michael Jackson

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Why not just use dark brown makeup that covers your face?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

So blackface?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Too easy, not permanent. We have to become black men, not dress up as them. Only then can we say the N word without persecution.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Straight White Male - Straight Black Male.

I almost chose woman, but then realized I couldn't be a gay woman. In order to avoid the schlongs, I'll just be black. The lesser or two evils, amirite?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Don't forget you get a forever N word pass.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

I think I'd pass up on the Hard R even if I was black, although it would be nice to not look over my shoulder when using a Soft A. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Turnip: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Tian: Straight Black Male - Straight White Male

I know I'm a little late to the party, but I'm happy to contribute in this exercise.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Cool, 30 people now. Good sample size this time around.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Straight White Male - Straight White Female

 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Now of course there is always room for more people to answer but for now 30 is enough to analyze.

Total: 35

Before

Straight: 23
Gay: 2
Bi: 5
Ace: 5
White: 31
Black: 4
Male: 25
Female: 10

After

Straight: 16
Gay: 9
Bi: 6
Ace: 4
White: 20
Black: 15
Male: 24
Female: 11

EDIT: Ongoing updates after the first 30 are still occurring, the analysis was written with the first 30 in mind.

The results in general were quite interesting. I tried to pose this question a couple times in the past on here, but most were being faggots that had no sense of fun. Glad to see everyone is more compliant this time.

Anyway let’s move on to the deep analysis

Orientation:

Okay this was the big one with all sorts of crazy selections.

Unsurprisingly most here claimed to be straight, but given the disturbing amount of folks who willingly became gay afterwards, the only logical conclusion that there are a lot of people here in the closet. (Which isn’t surprising either)

The gay and bi folks were predictably comfortable with their degeneracy, though in at least one case, one wished to be straight. Unsurprisingly this person was female, proving the theory that even when hardcore lesbians, all females want dick.

Finally CYS has always strangely attracted a lot of aces. There were in fact as many of them as there were Gay/bi folk (Or at least the ones out of closet) This ratio didn’t change too much as most remained comfortable with their sexless natures. But again there are always exceptions and one suddenly wanted to be a sex maniac.

It’s been proposed that most of the ones identifying as ace are really just straight people with low sex drives. There is some evidence of this as most of them if pressed will express more desire for the opposite gender. Either way, they’re still a good counter balance for the large amount closeted gays on the site.

Race:

This one had some minor rule breaks, but nothing that really made a difference. For example a few of the members aren’t strictly “white” but look white enough that it wouldn’t matter too much. One in particular is such a damn weeb he might as well be white.

Also non-whites of any kind were originally supposed to only change to white if that’s the trait they wished to change, however some picked black instead. I decided to allow this because fuck it that’s why.

The results of this were quite interesting as many chose to change to black more than anything else.

Now it could be surmised that several CYStians feel an affinity to black culture and identify with the plight of the black folks, but in reality most just want the ability to say “nigga” or even “nigger” freely without potential repercussions in real life. Which I suppose is still part of black culture.

More than a few of the non-straight people also picked black proving that the white gay/bi folks want to say nigga freely just as much as their straight counterparts.

Gender:

This one didn’t change too much. Happily most were more or less seems fine with the genitals they were born with.

Females picking male were picking it more for the advantages more than anything else and I can’t say I blame them. At least one of these females is practically a guy in all but penis having so the results were hardly surprising.

While it may cause some eyebrow raising for the males that picked female, this shouldn’t automatically be a sign of being a closet tranny. While that may be the case for a few, some straight dudes were probably just too racist to pick black instead.

Conclusions:

If these changes took place, CYS would be a whole lot blacker and gayer. While one could say this would make the place a lot more diverse and CoG like, it should be noted that the general attitudes would probably not change too much other than the forums being filled with the word nigga rather than faggot more.

Actually even with the increase in gay/bi folks, we’d probably still be throwing around the word faggot a lot. I’m sure more than a few references would be made about CYStia being a literal site for Gayniggers From Outer Space.

Remember being a CYStian isn’t about whether or not you have a dick, or like to suck dick, or your dick size due to your genetic background, it’s about not being a faggot and if you can’t accomplish that simple task, well the CoG forums are over that way.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

nice write up, maybe next time you should start with a hypothesis to see if your conclussions match your educationed guess as to what the results are.  I would envision males having a harder time giving up the "power" that comes with masculinitiy as opposed to race or sexual orientation or ace whatever that is...sorry for my ignorance.  Sorry for going off track and being an asshole and stating green, the massive pollen strikes in North Carolina recently have my most important senses in critical condition.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Despite the rather heartwarming conclusion to this study, I am grateful this situation is fictional.
Thanks for holding it.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
I'm sorry I'll never be able to glimpse the alternate universe Lounge that's all about saying nigga and sucking dick. Although I considered being a lesbian, I ultimately picked male instead just because I can see no reason not to gain +2 to jar opening checks and be granted tree peeing powers if the opportunity were offered. I'm kind of curious what the results would be if this question where given to a bunch of mostly straight black guys. Also Gower had a good suggestion for an alternate version, and that was choosing one of these if you had to live 100 years ago. My answer still wouldn't change but I'd bet a bunch of guys would go gay instead since that's a little easier to keep to yourself and nobody wants to get lynched or be expected to crank out 19 babies.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Well growing up in 1919 Detroit would be pretty fucking dangerous as a black man considering the KKK had a very strong presence there at the time oddly enough. Though given the current state of Detroit, the chances of surviving as a black man are probably about the same, I'd just be getting killed by cosplay gone too far as opposed to black on black crime.

But I suppose if it was 100 years ago, I'd pick female and just be one of those teetotalers that were going on about the evils of alcohol and demanding voting rights. That should drive away most of the male suitors (Not that I'd probably have many in the first place if I still have the same "attractiveness level" as a female, lol) , avoid the whole baby making process and achieve childless spinsterhood without the whole rug munching bit.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Female End's suitors would primarily be Muslim with the whole dark robe thing. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Good to know you'll still be trolling everyone around you no matter what the circumstances.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

not understanding a female not having tree peeing powers. Maybe its because i attended a party university, but ive witnessed a female peeing on a tree with an airhockey puck up her ass at one of my shindigs

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
But enough about your mom...

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Lol

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

For nowadays, how things would change for me where I live if I were black is a mystery, but I have a decent idea of how they would if I were male, and I prefer the known to the unknown. The biggest change in my life at my current age would probably be related to losing IRL favored daughter status and having different expectations, but I would also be the eldest son. Plus tree-peeing powers. That would be cool.
Being bisexual is not worth considering, of course.

Pretty sure North Dakota didn't have enough colored folks a hundred years ago to have much of a problem, excluding the Indians. So if I were black a hundred years ago, things would still suck, but I'd probably be better off than most.
Female in 1919 would be better than just a few decades before too, and I'd get the right to vote in a year. Things wouldn't be ideal, but it wouldn't totally suck.
However, since normal white male is an option, of course I'll take it.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Damn, this site is a massive sausage fest. :p

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Yes and with two out of three options forcing straight guys to love the dick, it's no wonder they all went black.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Straight Mixed Male - Gay Mixed Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

I'm not brown, I'm white-yellow. Woops.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Hmm, what a difficult trade off. Let's see.

I'm brown, female and my sexuality is the void. Can I be a gay little boy? Like, a really gay, glittery little boy? Can I be 12? Can I be Flapjack from the hit childrens show, The Marvelous Misandventures Of Flapjack? Is this what this thread is for? Can I leave a trail of glitter wherever I go? Can my voice sound like a thousand tiny stars gone through a blender of feathers? Can I wear aggresively short shorts? Can I go to boarding school? Can I have a quiff? Can I have a bunch of cute little animal friends, but I'm not a disney princess I'm a gay little 12 year old boy? Can I

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
No.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

What is up with Puddle and gay little boys? This isn't the first time she's gone on about this.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago
Gay little boys are her spirit animal.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

I'm trying to think.... @Chanbot maybe was the one who made that particularly special video for me on the ol' CYS discord. I can't remember exactly, but it's definitely my pride and joy.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 months ago

Algae: Bi White male- Bi Black male.