Might as well post this on the forum…
So we’re doing a fun exercise of picking the opposite of what you are, so if you’re a straight white guy for example, you MUST change one of these things meaning black, female or gay.
Obviously if you’re a different gender, orientation or race, the choices change. A female would get male as a choice instead. Bisexuals get Ace and vice versa.
The question of what if you're not black or white has come up, and that one mostly remains the same. If you're any other color but white, you get the option of being white since that's always the opposite of any darkie color. (If you're asian and you REALLY want to trade down by picking black you can I suppose)
I imagine the race one will get some debate since people like to argue around here.
So far these are the results:
1. End: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
2. Killa: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
3. Gower: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
4. Steve: Bi White Male - Bi Black Male
5. Cricket: Ace White Female - Ace White Male
6. Axiom: Gay White Female - Straight White Female
7. Ficsean: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
8. Digit: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
9. Mizal: Straight White Female - Straight White Male
10. Sentinel: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
11. Wibbons: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
12. Ghost: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female
13. Coins: Straight Yellow Male - Straight Black Male
14. Mayana: Ace White Female - Bi White Female
15. Ford: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
16. Leora: Ace White Female - Ace White Male
17. Chris: Ace White Male - Ace Black Male
18. Mathias: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
19. Austinc: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
20. Tim: Ace White Male - Ace Black Male
21. C6H8O6: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
22. Sabley: Bi White Female - Bi Black Female
23. TBG: Gay White Male - Gay Black Male
24. Kurio: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
25. Briar: Straight White Female - Gay White Female
26. AYT: Bi Yellow Female - Bi White Female
27. Corgi: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
28. Ninja: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
29. Turnip: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
30. Tian: Straight Black Male - Straight White Male
31. Jazz: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male
32. Dezzo: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
33. Ozoni: Straight Yellow Male - Gay Yellow Male
34. Algae: Bi White Male - Bi Black Male
35. Oracle: Bi White Female - Bi White Male
YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Okay Axiom has answered. Thank you for this very important information.
Also deleted the original thread because it was retarded and this is obviously way better.
Bi White Female change to Bi White Male
Ficsean: Straight White Male - Straight White Female
Shoujo: Straight brown female - Gay yellow female
Updated the list.
Thanks to those that have participated so far, this is all very important.
Hey you missed adding mine.
Because you answered like a retard and changed two of your traits. Not to mention yellow wasn't a choice.
Besides, you keep claiming you're male one moment and female the next on here anyway.
Straight brown female - Gay brown female
Throwing out your results on account of you being a tranny and if your antics in the poem thread are any indication, you'll be getting banned by Mizal soon anyway.
Straight Yellow Male- Straight Black Male
Nah, I was sort of joking about Sighted, Black or Male.
Ace white male - ace black male
I don't wanna have to ask for an N word pass anymore
Straight White Male - Straight White Female for me
Avery: Straight White Female - Anime Pedo Child Snuff Fetishest... Long story.
Straight White Male - Gay White Male
Updated. Thank you. Glad to see more people participating in this very important project.
I will also have to go Ace White Male - Ace Black Male
I may not be able to avoid racial stereotypes or avoid police confrontation, but at least I won't have a dad.
Were you originally from CoG?
No I was not.
Okay, I thought you mentioned you wandered over from there.
No. That must have been someone else.
You can only pick one. You can't change all of them.
Gay White Male - Gay Black Male
straight white male - straight green male
Pretty sure that's illegal
Briar's entry certain is.
Fine, I'll be a lesbian.
sorry for being a douchnozzle orc
straight while male...straight black male
Really curious what the point of this excercize is.
Don't worry, it's really important.
Bi Mixed Female - Bi White Female
I think. I don’t really know how this works.
Yep, you're good.
The only viable option here would to be black.
N words of CYStia unite
Literally the only reason I chose to be black.
So shouldn't you be "The Blackened God"?
I vote we get experimental surgery to give us black skin tones so we don't have to ask for N word passes anymore.
Reverse Michael Jackson
Too easy, not permanent. We have to become black men, not dress up as them. Only then can we say the N word without persecution.
Straight White Male - Straight Black Male.
I almost chose woman, but then realized I couldn't be a gay woman. In order to avoid the schlongs, I'll just be black. The lesser or two evils, amirite?
Don't forget you get a forever N word pass.
I think I'd pass up on the Hard R even if I was black, although it would be nice to not look over my shoulder when using a Soft A.
Turnip: Straight White Male - Gay White Male
Tian: Straight Black Male - Straight White Male
I know I'm a little late to the party, but I'm happy to contribute in this exercise.
Cool, 30 people now. Good sample size this time around.
Straight White Male - Straight White Female
Now of course there is always room for more people to answer but for now 30 is enough to analyze.
EDIT: Ongoing updates after the first 30 are still occurring, the analysis was written with the first 30 in mind.
The results in general were quite interesting. I tried to pose this question a couple times in the past on here, but most were being faggots that had no sense of fun. Glad to see everyone is more compliant this time.
Anyway let’s move on to the deep analysis
Okay this was the big one with all sorts of crazy selections.
Unsurprisingly most here claimed to be straight, but given the disturbing amount of folks who willingly became gay afterwards, the only logical conclusion that there are a lot of people here in the closet. (Which isn’t surprising either)
The gay and bi folks were predictably comfortable with their degeneracy, though in at least one case, one wished to be straight. Unsurprisingly this person was female, proving the theory that even when hardcore lesbians, all females want dick.
Finally CYS has always strangely attracted a lot of aces. There were in fact as many of them as there were Gay/bi folk (Or at least the ones out of closet) This ratio didn’t change too much as most remained comfortable with their sexless natures. But again there are always exceptions and one suddenly wanted to be a sex maniac.
It’s been proposed that most of the ones identifying as ace are really just straight people with low sex drives. There is some evidence of this as most of them if pressed will express more desire for the opposite gender. Either way, they’re still a good counter balance for the large amount closeted gays on the site.
This one had some minor rule breaks, but nothing that really made a difference. For example a few of the members aren’t strictly “white” but look white enough that it wouldn’t matter too much. One in particular is such a damn weeb he might as well be white.
Also non-whites of any kind were originally supposed to only change to white if that’s the trait they wished to change, however some picked black instead. I decided to allow this because fuck it that’s why.
The results of this were quite interesting as many chose to change to black more than anything else.
Now it could be surmised that several CYStians feel an affinity to black culture and identify with the plight of the black folks, but in reality most just want the ability to say “nigga” or even “nigger” freely without potential repercussions in real life. Which I suppose is still part of black culture.
More than a few of the non-straight people also picked black proving that the white gay/bi folks want to say nigga freely just as much as their straight counterparts.
This one didn’t change too much. Happily most were more or less seems fine with the genitals they were born with.
Females picking male were picking it more for the advantages more than anything else and I can’t say I blame them. At least one of these females is practically a guy in all but penis having so the results were hardly surprising.
While it may cause some eyebrow raising for the males that picked female, this shouldn’t automatically be a sign of being a closet tranny. While that may be the case for a few, some straight dudes were probably just too racist to pick black instead.
If these changes took place, CYS would be a whole lot blacker and gayer. While one could say this would make the place a lot more diverse and CoG like, it should be noted that the general attitudes would probably not change too much other than the forums being filled with the word nigga rather than faggot more.
Actually even with the increase in gay/bi folks, we’d probably still be throwing around the word faggot a lot. I’m sure more than a few references would be made about CYStia being a literal site for Gayniggers From Outer Space.
Remember being a CYStian isn’t about whether or not you have a dick, or like to suck dick, or your dick size due to your genetic background, it’s about not being a faggot and if you can’t accomplish that simple task, well the CoG forums are over that way.
nice write up, maybe next time you should start with a hypothesis to see if your conclussions match your educationed guess as to what the results are. I would envision males having a harder time giving up the "power" that comes with masculinitiy as opposed to race or sexual orientation or ace whatever that is...sorry for my ignorance. Sorry for going off track and being an asshole and stating green, the massive pollen strikes in North Carolina recently have my most important senses in critical condition.
Well growing up in 1919 Detroit would be pretty fucking dangerous as a black man considering the KKK had a very strong presence there at the time oddly enough. Though given the current state of Detroit, the chances of surviving as a black man are probably about the same, I'd just be getting killed by cosplay gone too far as opposed to black on black crime.
But I suppose if it was 100 years ago, I'd pick female and just be one of those teetotalers that were going on about the evils of alcohol and demanding voting rights. That should drive away most of the male suitors (Not that I'd probably have many in the first place if I still have the same "attractiveness level" as a female, lol) , avoid the whole baby making process and achieve childless spinsterhood without the whole rug munching bit.
Female End's suitors would primarily be Muslim with the whole dark robe thing.
not understanding a female not having tree peeing powers. Maybe its because i attended a party university, but ive witnessed a female peeing on a tree with an airhockey puck up her ass at one of my shindigs
For nowadays, how things would change for me where I live if I were black is a mystery, but I have a decent idea of how they would if I were male, and I prefer the known to the unknown. The biggest change in my life at my current age would probably be related to losing IRL favored daughter status and having different expectations, but I would also be the eldest son. Plus tree-peeing powers. That would be cool. Being bisexual is not worth considering, of course.
Pretty sure North Dakota didn't have enough colored folks a hundred years ago to have much of a problem, excluding the Indians. So if I were black a hundred years ago, things would still suck, but I'd probably be better off than most.
Female in 1919 would be better than just a few decades before too, and I'd get the right to vote in a year. Things wouldn't be ideal, but it wouldn't totally suck.
However, since normal white male is an option, of course I'll take it.
Straight Mixed Male - Gay Mixed Male
I'm not brown, I'm white-yellow. Woops.
Hmm, what a difficult trade off. Let's see.
I'm brown, female and my sexuality is the void. Can I be a gay little boy? Like, a really gay, glittery little boy? Can I be 12? Can I be Flapjack from the hit childrens show, The Marvelous Misandventures Of Flapjack? Is this what this thread is for? Can I leave a trail of glitter wherever I go? Can my voice sound like a thousand tiny stars gone through a blender of feathers? Can I wear aggresively short shorts? Can I go to boarding school? Can I have a quiff? Can I have a bunch of cute little animal friends, but I'm not a disney princess I'm a gay little 12 year old boy? Can I
What is up with Puddle and gay little boys? This isn't the first time she's gone on about this.
I'm trying to think.... @Chanbot maybe was the one who made that particularly special video for me on the ol' CYS discord. I can't remember exactly, but it's definitely my pride and joy.
Algae: Bi White male- Bi Black male.